#none of those words are in the bible

[azuree1733]

3am doodles 😌

[god-of-this-new-blog]

One must imagine Lawlight happy

[touchd0wn-boy]

why is he tomark mpreg posting

[horse-plinko]

Uhmmmmmm fuckin uhhhhhhhhh anti djoah toxic yaoi send tweet

happy yaoi day everypony

[chillentertainer]

if i’m going to hell for posting abt cardinal yaoi at least i’ll be there with all my other conclave mutuals for the rest of eternity!! so shout to u crazy mfers, never stop the good work

[tdutb]

thanks to @maxphilippa for the idea

[macaroniandcheese]

i still ship vic and kingskin after this episode but more in a toxic yaoi no children way

[everoutoftouch]

[crewdlydrawn]

statistically speaking, SOME of those words are in the bible

[preservationofnormalcy]

Dear Norm: Why are you the skrunkliest little meowmeow?

Thank you for your time, bye!

Hi, Jenny here! Please don't do this!

Thank you for your time!

[dykenav]

I need to get into the gay toxic vampires. and by get into I mean I’m already there in my mind I just haven’t actually started watching the show

[wardentabriis]

HBO Rome real old man yaoi???

[tonystarkstan]

it's been years--can i finally come out and admit that i HATE the biodad irondad trope?

[aromanthur-lester]

Macbeth and Lady Macbeth are like the prototype of a tumblr-famous toxic, wet kitten x girlboss relationship to me.

[miss-americanbi]

i’m one piece of twinkified aziraphale fanart away from stepping straight into hellfire

[cruesuffix]

idk if it's 2025 already where you are, but Happy New Year!!!

for your consideration: polycrue new years kisses 👀🙏 (that vision just hit me like a truck lol)

could either be a happy and fun thing, like celebrating another successful year of making awesome music together and entertaining the masses all around the world in the 80s

orrrrrr mixed feelings for everyone reminiscing about happier new years celebrations, and all the kisses they shared, before they booted Mick and how the first nye without him there feels off :'3 (can you tell I want them to suffer and feel bad for kicking Mick out? haha)

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anyway I'm so glad I started following and talking to you in 2024 and I hope I get to read many more of your headcanons and ramblings on here <333

ROBIN!!! HAPPY NEW YEARSSSS<3333 (idc that it’s not even 10pm yet over here i gotta wish you an amazing and wonderful new year NOW!!!) btw im soooooo sorry im answering so late!! idk why i didn’t see the notification until now ughhhhhh, either way!! i hope you have an amazing new years and let it be even better than 2024!!

ok ok onto the hc!! 80’s crue all drunk/high celebrating the new year and maybe once the ball drops they all have a nice sloppy make out session to ring in the new year?? like, if they’re all alone together they don’t have to worry about ppl watching them. it’s just the four of them together, sharing the moment together and just celebrating all their accomplishments that year. all i can think about is just the boys cuddled together on a bed in a hotel just petting and kissing each other and then falling asleep in one nice little crue ball together once the ball drops. OR, if they’re at a party they physically can’t stay away from each other for too long. they try to keep it lowkey with the hugs but as soon as the ball drops they’re all pulling each other for a big crue hug, maybe discreetly kissing each others cheeks.

but ughhhh i love modern day crue trying to relive that passion and fun but coming short. like they can all feel that elephant in the room and the tension from it just cuts the momentum. maybe… they try to get 5 involved, but so severely not the same they still manage to accidentally call him mick (you think practically a year together would make them get their act together but….). they start off by just latching onto each other and kissing like old times but… it’s just off. they’d probably just end up reminiscing about their time with mick… how he was actually a pretty good kisser (nikki), how his hugs were so comforting (tommy) and how his presence was just overall comforting (vince)… of course if john was still there he’d just awkwardly nod and maybe ask a question or two and just make all the boys spiral into more regret. AUGHHHH!!!! angsty little bastards. by the time the ball drops they’re heading back to their own hotel rooms, disappointed that things are the same anymore and desperately wanting their old man back.

sorry john… maybe one day you’ll be invited to the polycrue! (still, i will be thinking of both of these scenarios with so much fervour!!!)

anyways… ROBINNNN im so happy we’re mutuals!!!! here’s to a new year with more insane ramblings and headcanons of my favourite boys and their evil little ways!!!! can’t wait to share even more little blurbs and headcanons with you!! <3333