#eurylochus x poseidon

[lunee43]

Poseidon x Odysseus x Eurylochus doodles when

Yesssssss!

Just two mortals and a god.

They struggle sharing something.

[jjpsc]

Odysseus: YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!!

Eurylochus: SHHH BUT DON'T SCREAM IT OUT

Polites: stop yelling and let's focus on the important thing, who is the father.

Odysseus: right, you've linked yourself to most of the Olympians, who of the ones here is the father,

Eurylochus: ah...

Ares:...

Zeus:...

Poseidon:...

Helios:...

Hermes:...

[starsintheendlessnight]

Idk whats wrong w/ me but take poseidon x eurylochus 😭😭😭

[caramellcandy]

drawings from the ship whiteboard someone shared on the discord

[lazy-indigo]

I stand by the idea that out of the trio, Polites would be the most willing to manwhore his way out of trouble. No wonder Jay had to kill him off so soon. There would’ve been no conflict. /silly

[maybe-ody]

Zeus: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Eurylochus: I sleep with a knife.

Odysseus: Both of you are pathetic.

Zeus: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Odysseus: Poseidon.

[bougiebutchbinch]

ugh that made me irrationally upset. gonna go read some fic to cool off. but yes, please do respect people's preferences on their own blogs.....

[begayandstabpeople]

Oydpen sketch :)

[2r4d1k4l]

WOOF

meow

[lunee43]

Eurylochus x Poseidon (sorry it took so long lol) I also changed my Poseidons design a bit.

Also—Suggestive!!!

Taking one for the team (crew?)

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Aftermath:

Extra doodles!!!:

[cosmicourple]

list of EPIC! rarepairs / crackships & crack friendships I fw / some I made up (very few tho I think hdvff)

°— Odysseus x Poseidon (Salty)

°— Odysseus x Zeus (Thunderclap)

°— Odysseus x Poseidon x Zeus (Wetthunderthighs)

°— Polites x Circe (Springblooms? or Smilingsoul?)

°— Thanatos & Telemachus (Death & The Dodger duo)

°— Penelope x Circe (Royalmaroon? or CunningEnchanted?)

°— Penelope x Amphitrite (Pearltears? or Seafoam?)

°— Zeus x Polites (Lightningreflective? or Sullied?)

°— Poseidon x Eurylochus (Stonefish? or Stormydepths?)

°— Aeolus x Telemachus (Smokey? or Windwolf?)

°— Circe & Hermes (Divine Perfume + ‘Perfume’ duo)

°— Penelope & Ctimene (Warrior Power Women duo)

°— Scylla, Odysseus & Ctimene (Feral Wolfs & the Big Bad Sea-Dog trio)

°— Ares & Ctimene (Shadowed Siblings duo)

°— Sirenelope x Odysseus (NOT AN ACTUAL SHIP!!!!!! SHIPPED ENTIRELY ONE-SIDED!!!!!!!!!!!!) (Drawingbow? or Azurescales?)

°— Ctimene & Telemachus (Full Speed After My Dumbass Brother/Father duo)

°— Hera & Odysseus (Loyalty First duo)

°— Apollo x Eurylochus x Helios (Dimsunlight? or Scorchedsteelinhand?)

°— Hermes, Odysseus & Ctimene (✨HERMES✨ and Grandkids duo)

°— Antinous x Calypso (Pollution? or Scarletsand?)

°— idk what else (for now mwahhaha-)

[lazy-indigo]

A collection of Polites x Poseidon and Eurylochus x Zeus doodles :3

Right off the bat, everyone point at @bloodlustwarrior for Zeury’s existence. It is such a chaotic pairing and I love it. Toxic yaoi my fav /j Also naturally had to add in Polites n Poseidon cause I genuinely do love them now ( ◕‿‿◕ ) It’s def my fav god x mortal ship for Epic -w- Doing all of these makes me really appreciate the wackiness this fandom can so casually cook up. I definitely should draw more random crack/rarepairs. So like not saying hand your wacky pairs over,,,but I’m all ears >:]

Although I do just wanna say, I’m not actually that big on Odysseus ships outside of OdyPen + OdyPo. So if I do draw more rarepairs, just never expect an Ody one. Sorry to disappoint :,3 But hey, just means there’s more room for being creative with pairings (¬‿¬)

Mandatory bonus doodle atp:

[maybe-ody]

Zeus: You know, Poseidon gives Odysseus flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Eurylochus: Okay.

*Later*

Eurylochus: *gives Odysseus flowers*

Odysseus: ???

Eurylochus: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

[frogwiththephatahh]

EPIC has a character arc dynamic I can't explain in a succinct way, but it's one of my favorites and I want more media to do it. It's like...every character is simultaneously absolutely at fault and completely innocent. like, okay.... Odysseus sacrificed his own crew BUT he wouldn't have had to do that if Eurylochus had listened to him and left the cows along BUT Eurylochus wouldn't have disobeyed him if Odysseus hadn't betrayed the crew BUT Odysseus wouldn't have betrayed the crew if Circe hadn't sent him on a crazy mission to the underworld where he realized he needed to be hashtag Ruthless BUT Circe wouldn't have sent them there if Hermes never given Odysseus the power to stop her leading to him gaining her trust BUT Hermes wouldn't have needed to do that if Odysseus had just listened to Eurylochus and ran away instead of helping their friends BUT they wouldn't have needed to abandon their friends if Eurylochus had done better at keeping them out of trouble BUT they wouldn't even be on Circe's island if Poseidon hadn't attacked them, BUT Poseidon wouldn't have attacked them if Odysseus had just killed Polyphemus BUT Polyphemus wouldn't be blind if he hadn't attacked the crew BUT he wouldn't have attacked the crew if they hadn't killed his sheep BUT the crew wouldn't even be in Polyphemus' cave if the lotus eaters hadn't sent him there BUT they wouldn't have gotten the idea to go there if Polites hadn't been so insistent on being kind and asking for help BUT can you really fault a man who just got out of a ten year war for not wanting to see anymore bloodshed? But the most interesting part about it is that I don't think there's an alternate path. In any other story, you can say "what if x just hadn't done y?" One simple mistake in any other story could turn the tide. But the thing about greek mythology is that there's a heavy belief in fate. No matter what you do, you will always end up in the same place that was written in the stars. The inbetween doesn't matter. Odysseus doesn't have some sort of lesson to learn. In fact, none of this would have happened if Polites hadn't put the idea into Ody's head that he needed to be merciful. Now, again, I am NOT blaming Polites. I could write a whole essay on how every important member of the crew seems to have a different coping mechanism for how they dealt with the horrors of war but we don't have time for that right now. The point is; this was not preventable. Odysseus' journey involves getting from Troy to Ithica. Everything else is just a pit stop as someone ELSE's journey concludes. Polites is fated to die on the journey home. Elpenor is fated to die while drunk. Eurylochus is fated to be betrayed by a close friend. I suppose that's why The Odyssey is a tragedy

[averagecontentenjoyer121]

Ships I’ve seen on my FYP since I’ve started posting about Epic the Musical, also I’ve learned how to color text after 8 months of having Tumblr.

Canon:

Odysseus x Penlope

Eurylochus x ctimene

Telemachus x Nausicaa: I think that’s it

Calypso x Odysseus: put this because, kinda, and I don’t remember the context for the post just remember seeing

Circe X Odysseus

Ares X Aphrodite

Perimedes X Elpenor

Crack ships:

Odysseus x Poseidon x Zeus: this is completely my fault one of my friends told me about @anniflamma’s "manwhore au" and I though, "There's no way this is real," only now to be living the akira meme whenever pops up on my FYP

Antinious x Calypso: first saw this on @irunaki’s blog, but the supports do make a good argument for it. Quote, “they match each other’s freak.” Can’t argue with that

Diomedes x Odysseus: Idk how this started or who first subjected me to this, but I know why I’ve seen it. I made ONE, say it again ONE post with Diomedes and Odysseus hanging out as friends and the algorithm said, “you wanna see them kiss don’t you.” Either way pop off I guess and have fun DioXOdy fans out there.

Polites X Odysseus: once again kinda makes sense, or atleast I can see how this started, because the song cut song Your Light 100% gives of gay vibes

Hermes X Odysseus: I think I’ve see like one post regarding this, but still.

Artemis X Aeolus: Once again Don’t know who started this one but I remember first seeing this on @irunaki’s blog. Also, one of my favorite pieces of art comes from @sloanslone because it’s so cute.

Aeolus X Hermes: Don’t remember if this is an actual ship or not but it does have a ship name. Coming from another banger piece art by @sloanslone there relationship is called Cinnamon I believe

I feel like I’ve seen some with Apollo X someone, but don’t remember.

Siren X Athena: this Banger comes from @coquexari and I absolutely love this one. It’s just been presented in such a cute way that I love it. And the art she’s made for it is also really cute.

Circe X Calypso: Once again first saw this one on @irunaki’s blog, but I will say I haven’t seen it since the wisdom saga came out.

Eurylochus x Ares: by @thequeenofthedisneyverse

Eurylochus x Zeus

Eurylochus x random guy that gets eaten by Scylla: by @calciumyum

Aeolus X Apollo

Telemachus x antinious: It does exist, but I don’t remember where I’ve seen it

Diomedes x Odysseus x Penelope: Hi @wolfythewitch

Also I’ve seen Femboy Telemachus

Gotten Hades (game) ship art

Etc etc.

[betraumatizebaby]

Au ideas for Epic the musical

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I've seen many god!Odysseus and mermaid!Odysseus x Poseidon stories on AO3 and Tumblr, and I have my own AU idea that I just have to share! In this AU, not only is Odysseus unwillingly turned into a god/goddess and made Poseidon's spouse, but some of his well-known crew members are also transformed into gods/goddesses and forced into marriages with other gods. Here’s a list of who becomes a god/goddess, in order of their transformation, and their symbols:

Polites: God of Loyalty and Fellowship. He's married to Hades & Persephone, and he was actually willing to marry them and become a god/goddess.

Symbol: A Linked Knot.

Elpenor: God of Folly and Recklessness. He was forced married to Dionysus (though I'm wondering if I should add Ariadne to this AU too, since there are so many versions!).

Symbol: A Cracked Cup.

Eurylochus: God of Doubt and Defiance. He's married to Zeus (just him—still debating if Hera should be nice or mean to him). As expected, he was also unwillingly forced into marriage and godhood—this is Zeus we’re talking about.

Symbol: A Dimly Lit Torch.

Odysseus: God of the Journey and Wanderings. He’s married to Poseidon (I’m considering adding Amphitrite here too). Once again, Odysseus was forced into the marriage and godhood, still missing his wife and son.

Symbol: A Small Ship.

Perimedes: Hasn’t become a god/goddess yet.

Symbol: None.

Yes, Perimedes is still mortal! The reason is I’m not sure which god or aspect he should embody. But plot-wise, Perimedes has somehow survived and will be the one attempting to save his crewmates, whether he wants to or not. He’ll be trying to save Elpenor (who may or may not be his crush), Eurylochus, and Odysseus (not sure if Polites needs rescuing yet…). This story has sensitive topics (especially around forced marriage, etc.), but I try to add a bit of humor, like scenes of the four gods having a tea party (if their husbands let them leave) and chatting about their situations. I’m handling it with respect, though!

Feel free to ask me more questions about this AU—I’d love more ideas!