#zeury

[jjpsc]

Odysseus: YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!!

Eurylochus: SHHH BUT DON'T SCREAM IT OUT

Polites: stop yelling and let's focus on the important thing, who is the father.

Odysseus: right, you've linked yourself to most of the Olympians, who of the ones here is the father,

Eurylochus: ah...

Ares:...

Zeus:...

Poseidon:...

Helios:...

Hermes:...

[thisispersonal]

More zeury content for y’all.

[starsintheendlessnight]

I think Thunder Bringer should have ended with this too kissing passionately

[thequeenofthedisneyverse]

Zeus x Eurylochus in three images

[caramellcandy]

drawings from the ship whiteboard someone shared on the discord

[bl34ch1]

"oh you created Zeury? How did it get popular?"

Well ... So you see-

[cup1d-ch4rm]

I dunno if people post edit here but…Zeury edit :3

[therock-kronosate]

Zeury ⚡️🗡️

[lunee43]

Cutie patootie Arianna, fanart of Zeury fan child from: @thequeenofthedisneyverse

This one I was testing out her adult style, and her hair

[lazy-indigo]

A collection of Polites x Poseidon and Eurylochus x Zeus doodles :3

Right off the bat, everyone point at @bloodlustwarrior for Zeury’s existence. It is such a chaotic pairing and I love it. Toxic yaoi my fav /j Also naturally had to add in Polites n Poseidon cause I genuinely do love them now ( ◕‿‿◕ ) It’s def my fav god x mortal ship for Epic -w- Doing all of these makes me really appreciate the wackiness this fandom can so casually cook up. I definitely should draw more random crack/rarepairs. So like not saying hand your wacky pairs over,,,but I’m all ears >:]

Although I do just wanna say, I’m not actually that big on Odysseus ships outside of OdyPen + OdyPo. So if I do draw more rarepairs, just never expect an Ody one. Sorry to disappoint :,3 But hey, just means there’s more room for being creative with pairings (¬‿¬)

Mandatory bonus doodle atp:

[jjpsc]

Zeus menacingly over Odysseus' ship: Pride is a damsel in distress

Odysseus: Eurylochus! look what you've done!

Eurylochus: We were hungry! I didn't think this would happen!

Odysseus: Exactly you didn't think!

Zeus: Hey! I don't like being ignored in my leading role!

Odysseus: Oops, sorry Zeus but Eurylochus is going to fix it!

Eurylochus: Why me!

Odysseus: because you caused it! He pushes Eurylochus towards Zeus.

Zeus: it's no use, I have the perfect punishment Who do you kill your crew or yourself?

Eurylochus panics and kisses Zeus.

Crew: :0

Odysseus: :0

Zeus:....change my mind, I'll let you and all your men go to Ithaca in peace if you give me Eurylochus.

Odysseus: done

Eurylochus: Odysseus!

Odysseus: you got us into this situation, abstain from the consequences.

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I imagine that this is how it happened in the AU of pratt.core in Tiktok.

We should also stop blaming Anniflama and start blaming @bloodlustwarrior

[2r4d1k4l]

one person said to keep making these, so i will.

(i actually love zeury & areury ngl)

[thequeenofthedisneyverse]

I've seen the Eurylochus x Zeus thing going around and...I thought of a really funny scenario

Thunder and clouds circled around the sky but left a rather large section of light to peak through. The air felt staticky as raindrops started to fall down onto the ship.

Soon, a large thunderclap could be heard and seen from above. Large fingers then parted the clouds and showed the one and only, Zeus. Strong build, poofy white hair, and eyes that give "I can kill and/or f*ck you"...wait- ZEUS?!!

"Pride is a damsel in destress"

Eurylochus blinked twice...this mother f*cker isn't serious right now.

"Hiding away where only I can undress her~"

Zeus started dancing with a "woman" made of clouds as he sung. He paraded around like a careless idiot, and this was making Eury's blood boil. He's really doing this...

"Try all she can not to confess, In the END it's all the same once I apply the pressure-"

Eury's eye twitched in irritation and frustration, his aura seething just by the sight of him. So slowly, Eurylochus took off his sandal and aimed it at Zeus.

Other soldiers, including Odysseus, stared at him on confusion but the man holding the shoe could care less. While the thunder controlling idiot was having his theatric fun, he was aiming his shoe just riiiight....and he let it go.

And, just like he knew it would, it hit Zeus right in the eye. It hit the might god in the eye as soon as he saw it coming toward him.

"Ow! What the-"

"TAKE US HOME NOW!" Eurylochus barked, truly not caring whether the shoe hurt Zeus or not. He's a god, he'll definitely walk it off.

All the soldiers around him looked at him as if he lost his mind completely. Why the hell did he just do that?

Zeus looked down at the small man that caught his heart. The fury and irritation in his eyes evident. So cute.

"Aaaaw, but Eury, I was just getting to the best part-"

"MY best part will be WHEN I STICK MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!! TAKE US HOME RIGHT NOW!" Eurylochus wasn't hearing any part of what Zeus had to say. Not after all this time. Out of all those times he could have helped. Hold up...did this motherfucker call him..."Eury"? Did he honestly think he had the privilege too?!

"Oh, don't threaten ME with a good time, baby~"

Baby? BABY?!

Odysseus and the other soldiers would look at Eurylochus and Zeus back and forth. Most started to think they were having delusions from the trauma while others...were so confused.

If Eurylochus had the ability to kill a god, THIS god, he would. His hand was brought to his face and pinched the bridge of nose.

"What. are. you. doing here, Zues?"

"Well...seeing as YOU slaughtered one of Helio's cattle...IIII sort of have to avenge him" Zeus gave him that sh*t eating grin that would have made Eury smile any other time.

"By?"

"Hmmm, well let's say your act is punishable by death-"

"DEATH?! Zeus....we are starving, EVERYONE ON THIS SHIP IS STARVING!"

"Tell that to Helios"

"Can't YOU?!"

"I don't think he'll listen..."

Eurylochus' eye twitched again and again, "Is there a way we can get out of this?"

"With Helios? I don't think so, he seemed pretty mad-"

"WITH YOU, Zeus?" Eury sighed...he knew where this was going.

The question stumped Zeus for a bit...but then his smirk deepened. And Eury's scowl worsened.

"Depends darling, what do you have to offer?~"

"...."

Aaaaand, that's how the remaining crew got back Ithica safely! Ody was together with his wife and son again, and Eurylochus was back with Ctimene.

....Did I mention Eurylochus couldn't walk straight for three days?

[wildcmbcrsupdates]

yibranasuad: Ayer hace 1 año arrancábamos filmación de esta nueva peli escrita por mi hermano del alma @superjabon y ahora estamos muy cerca de su estreno en @netflixmx el próximo 10 de marzo. ¡Mil gracias a todas y todos lo que con su colaboración la hicieron posible! ❤️💋❤️. @alvaro.guerrero.12720 @eduardominett @andreaxchaparro @alejandrosuarezoficial @anasofiagaticaa @sidney_robote @fernando.larranagaactor @saakmusic @jucaviapri @manzanomoctezuma @andres__mayer @nadia_ayala_tabachnik @martinboege @geragatica @rexx0 @ximini @nohemix @carcamoto @fromlamanchatomexico @axelmishael @zeuris @joeysolojoe @liololo @leocorderom @federicofabregas @monibarrosog @asile.mx @camilabarbarag @iliana.servin @patycotuu @karlamorans @taniaba @escobedomerari @lamussa @cayoken @nataliasolian_off @polillafelix @bernardo_velasco_m y a cualquier que no haya encontrado en las etiquetas malditas estas me disculpen pero gracias. ¡Los quiero!

Andrea Chaparro via yibranasuad on Instagram, 02/22/2023.

[bl34ch1]

Can you guys tell I like Zeury

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[saninhar]

(Inhar EastMoon)

Letra: Me voy a la playa, chanclas y toalla, Voy a la playa el curro me ralla,

Qué rica paella, Y también la falla, La semana santa, Y la Mari Jaia,

Ilea Beltza Nelson Mandela bezela, Hemoisu krema neska hemoisu kandela, Eguzkiak erreko nau zeuri begira, Hiru herenak zure ispiak dira, Urresko titi biribillak zenbat disdira, Dakarte nere pentsamenduko irudira Zu niri begira ta ni zuri begira, Zuri holaxe guztatzen zaizula dek egia, Bero jartzen zara titiak erakusten airera, horrela nahiago duzu gainera Ez daukazu aitzakirik jartzerik, zein da galdera? ez egin galerarik aho bete zakil bestela, Zuri caña hematea da oberena, Halase gozatzen zera batetik bestera, Zeuk nahi dezuna nahi desun bezela, Aho bete zakil eta bukatu negarra, Kexak alde batera utsita gozatu lastana, Tanga erantsi sartu alutik barnera, Tinko eutsiko diot nahikoa dela diosunean Ederrago zaude pot egin ostean.

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Honela Nago... Oh-Honela Nago... (rep.)

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Hemen nau hemen nau Zu bertan zauz ta ezin obiau, Ni Hemen nau ta zu bertan zauz, Zugaz besterik ez dot nahi gaur,