#zeury

[thisispersonal]

More zeury content for y’all.

[jjpsc]

Odysseus: YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!!

Eurylochus: SHHH BUT DON'T SCREAM IT OUT

Polites: stop yelling and let's focus on the important thing, who is the father.

Odysseus: right, you've linked yourself to most of the Olympians, who of the ones here is the father,

Eurylochus: ah...

Ares:...

Zeus:...

Poseidon:...

Helios:...

Hermes:...

[thequeenofthedisneyverse]

Zeus x Eurylochus in three images

[caramellcandy]

drawings from the ship whiteboard someone shared on the discord

[starsintheendlessnight]

I think Thunder Bringer should have ended with this too kissing passionately

[bl34ch1]

"oh you created Zeury? How did it get popular?"

Well ... So you see-

[cup1d-ch4rm]

I dunno if people post edit here but…Zeury edit :3

[therock-kronosate]

Zeury ⚡️🗡️

[thunder-wh1sperer]

intro 🌩️

When Eurylochus realised what Zeus was doing, he knew he couldn’t just let it happen. There was no way he could let either Odysseus or all of the crew die for a crime that was his and his alone. So, he did the bravest thing Zeus had ever seen a mortal do: he came forward and confessed, and shouldered every piece of the blame for the sun god’s cow.

Now Eurylochus is on Olympus, taken captive by the King of the Gods. He’s within the grand palace’s walls, serving as his new favourite plaything. Odysseus and the crew were cast out to sea, and Eurylochus has no idea what will happen to them, nor does he have much of an idea of what will happen to him - but at least one thing is for certain: he has no regrets for his sacrifice.

Eurylochus speaks in purple text!

Zeus speaks in orange text! (no yellow :()

tags:

#it was me and i have no regrets! 💜 - Eurylochus speaks

#for true nature will be revealed… 💛 - Zeus speaks

#come—let us sing the sailor song! 🌤️ - fluff

#a restless tide—untameable 🌩️ - angst

#and i knew i’d always stay… 🌧️ - romance

#sailor man—you really turned me on… ⚡️ - FILTHHHH

#three in the bed—and the little one said… 🦚 - interactions with Hera

#why am i throwing my freedom away for this idiot? ⚔️ - interactions with Odysseus

[danana-split]

them + the divine bitches they pulled by being mentally ill, featuring my alive Eury AU

have a love-hate relationship with this art. Telemachus turned out great but it all went downhill from there 🙁

[thisispersonal]

eurylozeus fanart!

based on this post:

[jjpsc]

Zeus menacingly over Odysseus' ship: Pride is a damsel in distress

Odysseus: Eurylochus! look what you've done!

Eurylochus: We were hungry! I didn't think this would happen!

Odysseus: Exactly you didn't think!

Zeus: Hey! I don't like being ignored in my leading role!

Odysseus: Oops, sorry Zeus but Eurylochus is going to fix it!

Eurylochus: Why me!

Odysseus: because you caused it! He pushes Eurylochus towards Zeus.

Zeus: it's no use, I have the perfect punishment Who do you kill your crew or yourself?

Eurylochus panics and kisses Zeus.

Crew: :0

Odysseus: :0

Zeus:....change my mind, I'll let you and all your men go to Ithaca in peace if you give me Eurylochus.

Odysseus: done

Eurylochus: Odysseus!

Odysseus: you got us into this situation, abstain from the consequences.

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I imagine that this is how it happened in the AU of pratt.core in Tiktok.

We should also stop blaming Anniflama and start blaming @bloodlustwarrior

[thequeenofthedisneyverse]

I've seen the Eurylochus x Zeus thing going around and...I thought of a really funny scenario

Thunder and clouds circled around the sky but left a rather large section of light to peak through. The air felt staticky as raindrops started to fall down onto the ship.

Soon, a large thunderclap could be heard and seen from above. Large fingers then parted the clouds and showed the one and only, Zeus. Strong build, poofy white hair, and eyes that give "I can kill and/or f*ck you"...wait- ZEUS?!!

"Pride is a damsel in destress"

Eurylochus blinked twice...this mother f*cker isn't serious right now.

"Hiding away where only I can undress her~"

Zeus started dancing with a "woman" made of clouds as he sung. He paraded around like a careless idiot, and this was making Eury's blood boil. He's really doing this...

"Try all she can not to confess, In the END it's all the same once I apply the pressure-"

Eury's eye twitched in irritation and frustration, his aura seething just by the sight of him. So slowly, Eurylochus took off his sandal and aimed it at Zeus.

Other soldiers, including Odysseus, stared at him on confusion but the man holding the shoe could care less. While the thunder controlling idiot was having his theatric fun, he was aiming his shoe just riiiight....and he let it go.

And, just like he knew it would, it hit Zeus right in the eye. It hit the might god in the eye as soon as he saw it coming toward him.

"Ow! What the-"

"TAKE US HOME NOW!" Eurylochus barked, truly not caring whether the shoe hurt Zeus or not. He's a god, he'll definitely walk it off.

All the soldiers around him looked at him as if he lost his mind completely. Why the hell did he just do that?

Zeus looked down at the small man that caught his heart. The fury and irritation in his eyes evident. So cute.

"Aaaaw, but Eury, I was just getting to the best part-"

"MY best part will be WHEN I STICK MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!! TAKE US HOME RIGHT NOW!" Eurylochus wasn't hearing any part of what Zeus had to say. Not after all this time. Out of all those times he could have helped. Hold up...did this motherfucker call him..."Eury"? Did he honestly think he had the privilege too?!

"Oh, don't threaten ME with a good time, baby~"

Baby? BABY?!

Odysseus and the other soldiers would look at Eurylochus and Zeus back and forth. Most started to think they were having delusions from the trauma while others...were so confused.

If Eurylochus had the ability to kill a god, THIS god, he would. His hand was brought to his face and pinched the bridge of nose.

"What. are. you. doing here, Zues?"

"Well...seeing as YOU slaughtered one of Helio's cattle...IIII sort of have to avenge him" Zeus gave him that sh*t eating grin that would have made Eury smile any other time.

"By?"

"Hmmm, well let's say your act is punishable by death-"

"DEATH?! Zeus....we are starving, EVERYONE ON THIS SHIP IS STARVING!"

"Tell that to Helios"

"Can't YOU?!"

"I don't think he'll listen..."

Eurylochus' eye twitched again and again, "Is there a way we can get out of this?"

"With Helios? I don't think so, he seemed pretty mad-"

"WITH YOU, Zeus?" Eury sighed...he knew where this was going.

The question stumped Zeus for a bit...but then his smirk deepened. And Eury's scowl worsened.

"Depends darling, what do you have to offer?~"

"...."

Aaaaand, that's how the remaining crew got back Ithica safely! Ody was together with his wife and son again, and Eurylochus was back with Ctimene.

....Did I mention Eurylochus couldn't walk straight for three days?

[crac-kingofithaca]

ooc post!

CHAT 🗣️‼️

i have so many ideas for other Epic ask blogs, and idk which to do first so i’m leaving it up to YOUSE

[shinedoitsulikeabright]

And Penelope next to them for protection.

Zeus: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Eurylochus: I sleep with a knife.

Odysseus: Both of you are pathetic.

Zeus: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Odysseus: Poseidon.

[lunee43]

Cutie patootie Arianna, fanart of Zeury fan child from: @thequeenofthedisneyverse

This one I was testing out her adult style, and her hair