#Eurylochus x Helios

[lunee43]

Practicing designing these characters (totally not an excuse to draw more eurylochus ships…….)

[jjpsc]

Odysseus: YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!!

Eurylochus: SHHH BUT DON'T SCREAM IT OUT

Polites: stop yelling and let's focus on the important thing, who is the father.

Odysseus: right, you've linked yourself to most of the Olympians, who of the ones here is the father,

Eurylochus: ah...

Ares:...

Zeus:...

Poseidon:...

Helios:...

Hermes:...

[caramellcandy]

drawings from the ship whiteboard someone shared on the discord

[zippyskyfalls]

New Epic Crackship: Helios x Eurylochus

Have a good day.

[starsintheendlessnight]

Don't drop your cows guys be careful

This is a Helios x Eurylochus propaganda u fell in my trap 😼 muajajjaa

[cosmicourple]

list of EPIC! rarepairs / crackships & crack friendships I fw / some I made up (very few tho I think hdvff)

°— Odysseus x Poseidon (Seamonsters)

°— Odysseus x Zeus (Thunderclap)

°— Odysseus x Poseidon x Zeus (Wetthunderthighs)

°— Polites x Circe (Springblooms? or Smilingsoul?)

°— Thanatos & Telemachus (Death & The Dodger duo)

°— Penelope x Circe (CunningEnchanter)

°— Penelope x Amphitrite (Pearltears)

°— Zeus x Polites (Lightningreflective? or Sullied?)

°— Poseidon x Eurylochus (Stonefish? or Stormydepths?)

°— Aeolus x Telemachus (Smokey)

°— Circe & Hermes (Divine Perfume + ‘Perfume’ duo)

°— Penelope & Ctimene (Warrior Power Women duo)

°— Scylla, Odysseus & Ctimene (Feral Wolfs & the Big Bad Sea-Dog trio)

°— Ares & Ctimene (Shadowed Siblings duo)

°— Sirenelope x Odysseus (shipped onesided lol) (Azurescales) (edit: ship it fr now wth 😭)

°— Ctimene & Telemachus (Full Speed After My Dumbass Brother/Father duo)

°— Hera & Odysseus (Loyalty First duo)

°— Apollo x Eurylochus x Helios (Dimsunlight? or Scorchedsteelinhand?)

°— Hermes, Odysseus & Ctimene (✨HERMES✨ and Grandkids duo)

°— Antinous x Calypso (Scarletsand)

°— idk what else (for now mwahhaha-)

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I've seen the Eurylochus x Zeus thing going around and...I thought of a really funny scenario

Thunder and clouds circled around the sky but left a rather large section of light to peak through. The air felt staticky as raindrops started to fall down onto the ship.

Soon, a large thunderclap could be heard and seen from above. Large fingers then parted the clouds and showed the one and only, Zeus. Strong build, poofy white hair, and eyes that give "I can kill and/or f*ck you"...wait- ZEUS?!!

"Pride is a damsel in destress"

Eurylochus blinked twice...this mother f*cker isn't serious right now.

"Hiding away where only I can undress her~"

Zeus started dancing with a "woman" made of clouds as he sung. He paraded around like a careless idiot, and this was making Eury's blood boil. He's really doing this...

"Try all she can not to confess, In the END it's all the same once I apply the pressure-"

Eury's eye twitched in irritation and frustration, his aura seething just by the sight of him. So slowly, Eurylochus took off his sandal and aimed it at Zeus.

Other soldiers, including Odysseus, stared at him on confusion but the man holding the shoe could care less. While the thunder controlling idiot was having his theatric fun, he was aiming his shoe just riiiight....and he let it go.

And, just like he knew it would, it hit Zeus right in the eye. It hit the might god in the eye as soon as he saw it coming toward him.

"Ow! What the-"

"TAKE US HOME NOW!" Eurylochus barked, truly not caring whether the shoe hurt Zeus or not. He's a god, he'll definitely walk it off.

All the soldiers around him looked at him as if he lost his mind completely. Why the hell did he just do that?

Zeus looked down at the small man that caught his heart. The fury and irritation in his eyes evident. So cute.

"Aaaaw, but Eury, I was just getting to the best part-"

"MY best part will be WHEN I STICK MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!! TAKE US HOME RIGHT NOW!" Eurylochus wasn't hearing any part of what Zeus had to say. Not after all this time. Out of all those times he could have helped. Hold up...did this motherfucker call him..."Eury"? Did he honestly think he had the privilege too?!

"Oh, don't threaten ME with a good time, baby~"

Baby? BABY?!

Odysseus and the other soldiers would look at Eurylochus and Zeus back and forth. Most started to think they were having delusions from the trauma while others...were so confused.

If Eurylochus had the ability to kill a god, THIS god, he would. His hand was brought to his face and pinched the bridge of nose.

"What. are. you. doing here, Zues?"

"Well...seeing as YOU slaughtered one of Helio's cattle...IIII sort of have to avenge him" Zeus gave him that sh*t eating grin that would have made Eury smile any other time.

"By?"

"Hmmm, well let's say your act is punishable by death-"

"DEATH?! Zeus....we are starving, EVERYONE ON THIS SHIP IS STARVING!"

"Tell that to Helios"

"Can't YOU?!"

"I don't think he'll listen..."

Eurylochus' eye twitched again and again, "Is there a way we can get out of this?"

"With Helios? I don't think so, he seemed pretty mad-"

"WITH YOU, Zeus?" Eury sighed...he knew where this was going.

The question stumped Zeus for a bit...but then his smirk deepened. And Eury's scowl worsened.

"Depends darling, what do you have to offer?~"

"...."

Aaaaand, that's how the remaining crew got back Ithica safely! Ody was together with his wife and son again, and Eurylochus was back with Ctimene.

....Did I mention Eurylochus couldn't walk straight for three days?

[firebrimlocnus]

I know this is going to be a bit controversial, but I'm well ready to hold down this fort because I'm a multi-shipper and I saw many ships going around in the Epic The Musical Fandom, so I'm going to just go off with saying this; YES LADIES, GENTS, NON BINARY PEEPS, I TURNED ODYSSEUS INTO A POWER BOTTOMING WHORE (𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚢𝚢𝚢 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝙰𝚞, 𝚜𝚘 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎!😏)

The lists of ships that's gonna be seen in Windsurfing, to those who will feel uncomfortable by this, I don't mind if you were to leave this fanfic as I am stating this as a warning in case you all won't like to read any further because of this but I will still be writing because why not, I finally feel free enough to do so😊

Odysseus x Penelope (expected, so there's that)

Eurylochus x Ctimene (another expected one, just to prepare ya'll for my wild mind)

Odysseus x Eurylochus (yes, I am doing this, I just love the concept)

Odysseus and his crew (yeah, this includes Polites and Diomedes as these two will be the minimum lovers at best like the rest)

Polites x Moonflower (This won't be the last oc x canon character you'll see from me, but I think this will be the only one for now)

Elpenor x Perimedis (pretty sure you all saw this coming as this pairing is popular, too)

Fauna x Polyphemus (another oc x canon, BUT YOU CAN'T BLAME ME BC HE NEEDS LOVE TOO!)

Amphitheater x Circe (oc x canon, it ain't gonna be new, but it's still cute)

Poseidon x Zeus (and yes, I'm doing this as both a joke and a minor thing. They're literally sex buddies)

Tiresias x Seanarus (oc x canon, the pirate and the prophet!)

Eurylochus x Helios (minor but still think it's worth it, especially for what I have planned for them😈)

Athena x Calypso (let me have my rare pairs, too, and this one is it! So cute!)

Dare x Athanasios x Zeus (oc fuck buddies for the King of the Gods! 🤣)

Cirsè x Ares (ain't ruining Aphrodite and his relationship, but I honestly think it would be nice if he was dating someone during their relationship, Aphrodite's already a cheater so this shouldn't be a problem)

Cirsè x Orcus (end goal couple and it's healthy from a God! 😊 {minor})

Daynus x Sanibel (yes, oc x oc ships are gonna be just as expected {minor})

Zell x Foluis (ocs {minor})

Bali x Ahe (ocs {hella minor})

Odysseus x Poseidon (THE END GAME SHIP!!🥰🥰🥰)

Yeah, I know I have a bunch more characters, I'm just not sure who to put with who for now, gonna update this in no time, so don't worry but I'm getting ready to warn you about it in case any of these ships are going to make you uncomfortable, along with the kinks because I am adding just one as I don't have anything else that's remotely weirder but is gonna be here to add in just for you guys to know; male lactation, Google it, but if I hear one nasty, disciple, the thing about the kids, request or comment, I'm BLOCKING YOUR DISGUSTING ASSES, yes, I know what I'm getting into doing this, yes I plan on handling this with the utmost care possible, and I plan to, at least, put trigger warnings up in case you guys are uncomfortable reading those parts in particular, but that's all the warnings I have for you guys.

If you have any questions, you can ask in the comments or in the ask box. I also would love it if you guys have requests in mind for this story, but for now, that's all. 😁

[lunee43]

The sun gods are fighting over a mortal man who can’t catch a break, Eurylochus is a god magnet.

(Next pic is Suggestive!!!)

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(They can learn to share though.)

<<extra doodle below>>

Eury gets spoiled with gold and jewelry <3

[jjpsc]

Poseidon after singing like you mean it

Odysseus rolling his eyes

Eurylochus airing himself with a slightly blushing hand

Polites: wow that was... impressive *approaching Poseidon and then wrapping his arms around his neck* come on?

Poseidon: Let's go?

Polites: yeah you know, to a more private place and let's do that~.

Odysseus and Eurylochus: Polites!

Polites: What?!

Odysseus: don't just jump on him like that! Control yourself please

Polites: sorry, I was just saying

Eurylochus: yes, turn it down a little bit.

Polites: Why? Jealous?

Eurylochus: Jealous? Jealous me? Ha! Please, I don't need to be

Polites: Are you sure? It seems to me that yes

Eurylochus: for your information I have several gods that want with me, I don't need to be jealous that you have one of them *Eurylochus raised his hand with the palm up to see who arrived faster and several made the action of moving but the first one to arrive was Hermes resting his chin on it*.

Polites: Yeah, yeah haha just kidding

Odysseus: ugh. Why am I here? I don't need to see how my two best friends flirt with the gods.

[lunee43]

Can you make a list of your favorite pairings with Eurylochus? I'm curious which is number one for you :D

For course! (These are some pairings so far that I like; Moat Favorite—Favorite)

1. Eurylochus x Odysseus

2. Eurylochus x Poseidon

3. Eurylochus x Hermes

4. Eurylochus x Polites

5. Eurylochus x ares

6. Eurylochus x Helios

7. Eurylochus x Apollo

8. Eurylochus x Hades

9. Eurylochus x Zeus

(Though I do not hate or dislike any of these I love them all the same)

[bestiainfinita]

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Practicing designing these characters (totally not an excuse to draw more eurylochus ships…….)

[caramellcandy]

gotta catch em all!

Practicing designing these characters (totally not an excuse to draw more eurylochus ships…….)

[thequeenofthedisneyverse]

Gotta catch em all!

drawings from the ship whiteboard someone shared on the discord

[thequeenofthedisneyverse]

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWIEEEEEEE MAMA!!!

Practicing designing these characters (totally not an excuse to draw more eurylochus ships…….)