#ares x eurylochus

[jjpsc]

Poseidon after singing like you mean it

Odysseus rolling his eyes

Eurylochus airing himself with a slightly blushing hand

Polites: wow that was... impressive *approaching Poseidon and then wrapping his arms around his neck* come on?

Poseidon: Let's go?

Polites: yeah you know, to a more private place and let's do that~.

Odysseus and Eurylochus: Polites!

Polites: What?!

Odysseus: don't just jump on him like that! Control yourself please

Polites: sorry, I was just saying

Eurylochus: yes, turn it down a little bit.

Polites: Why? Jealous?

Eurylochus: Jealous? Jealous me? Ha! Please, I don't need to be

Polites: Are you sure? It seems to me that yes

Eurylochus: for your information I have several gods that want with me, I don't need to be jealous that you have one of them *Eurylochus raised his hand with the palm up to see who arrived faster and several made the action of moving but the first one to arrive was Hermes resting his chin on it*.

Polites: Yeah, yeah haha just kidding

Odysseus: ugh. Why am I here? I don't need to see how my two best friends flirt with the gods.

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Practicing designing these characters (totally not an excuse to draw more eurylochus ships…….)

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WOOF

meow

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drawings from the ship whiteboard someone shared on the discord

[twisted-dork]

EPIC the musical Incorrect Quotes #2

Ctimene *The Wild Princess of Ithaca who is the campion of Ares and is known for being merciless*: Do you think I’m scary?

Eurylochus *her brother’s best friend and soldier who had just witnessed her hit one of her suitors with a vase because he was getting too touchy*: Scary? My gods, you’re divine

*Ctimene who is just a girl who wants someone to like herself and not want her to change turns away as she walks away trying to hide her blush*

[zzzaru]

epic the musical actor AU anyone

Odysseus (Lead Actor): 

talented emotionally complex actor, juggling weight of being the lead while trying to be a good husband and father

he and penelope had telemachus when they were young, and his career took off shortly after, pulling away from family life

trying to reconnect with them while facing his own insecurities about being enough for them

during the scene where odysseus reunites with telemachus, the emotions hit just a wee bit too close to home, which leads to an actual breakdown

stays late a lot after rehearsals, reworking scenes, trying to be a perfectionist

Penelope (Actress)

fiercely intelligent actress, odysseus’ real life wife

balances being a mother to telemachus, acting career, and the occasional media frenzy over their relationship

while she loves odysseus a lot, struggles w the resentment of his absences

tears up during penelope’s monologue about loneliness (hits too close to home 👎)

shares quiet, intimate moments with odysseus between takes (the directors are TIREDD)

Telemachus (Actor)

a young actor breaking into the industry, cast in the musical just bcuz of his parents’ influence

determined to prove he earned his place on his own

doesn’t love being in his father’s shadow, but he looks up greatly to him

love-hate relationship with his dad

emotionally charged performance during telemachus’ ‘confrontation’ with odysseus

is more lighthearted with the rest of the cast, poking fun at odysseus’ dramatic tendencies

Eurylochus (Actor)

one of odysseus’ oldest friends, cast as his loyal (combative) right hand man.

serves as the group’s voice of reason, but his blunt honesty sometimes causes tension

uses dry humor to diffuse tension between odysseus and telemachus but privately encourages odysseus to make amends

finds himself unexpectedly emotional during luck runs out and mutiny

Polites

comedic glue holding the cast together

actually everybody’s favorite castmate

feels overlooked compared to the larger personalities around him

offers emotional support to telemachus after a tenser rehearsal

can keep his eyes open for a concerning amount of time. very good at playing dead?? actually scared his friends during the cyclops scene

Zeus (Actor)

charismatic, laid back veteran actor

mentor/dad figure

LOVES cracking dad jokes, bringing snacks to rehearsals much to athena’s embarrassment

ATHENA’S DAD STILL

incredibly approachable 

competes with poseidon during press tours

Athena (Actor)

fiercely independent (still zeus’ daughter)

trying to prove herself as a director in her own right

perfectionist

cares for the cast and crew, hates showing it

sometimes teases zeus for being overbearing

lighthearted banter with zeus on set

quiet moments where she talks to hera about living up to her father’s reputation

Poseidon

zeus’ brother and self proclaimed ‘cool uncle’ of the cast

charming, mischievous

lightens the mood during long rehearsals

him and zeus = playful rivalry

leads karaoke nights occasionally

bonds with eurylochus over their mutual love of seafood and practical jokes

Hera

graceful and respected actress

unofficial ‘mom’

ready with words of wisdom

helps penelope and telemachus work through their nerves before emotional scenes

scolds zeus and poseidon for goofing off sometimes

Aphrodite

rising star in the acting world

social media sensation

glamorous and confident, but genuinely kind to everyone

posts behind the scenes and blooper reels

teaches telemachus how to handle social media fame

organizes a cast photoshoot to help everyone look their best for promotional materials

Apollo

multi-talented ‘golden boy’ of the cast

known for singing, acting, guitar solos during breaks

effortlessly charming

somewhat competitive (friendly) with ares

challenges polites to a ‘sing off’ during a wrap party, turns into a cast wide jam session

writes an original song for the cast

Ares

high energy

loves keeping everyone entertained

fiercely loyal to his crew. also dating aphrodite

playful rivalry with apollo

surprisingly good with kids

starts a nerf war on set during downtime, with the entire cast getting involved

improvised ‘is she dead’ in god games, everyone couldnt help but laugh

Antinous

charismatic, mischievous, well liked

known for polished performances

naturally confident

relationship with telemachus started through rehearsals bonding over shared family pressure

admires telemachus’ raw talent

fiercely protective of telemachus

on stage chemistry. directors hate them

Hermes

quick witted, flamboyant

hard worker (in his own. way)

flirty. flirts with half of the crew. especially odysseus and polites

never takes things too seriously

sees himself as the ‘glue’ of the cast (he is not, it's polites)

little scenarios i've been cooking up

during god games, where athena and zeus fight physically, i'm thinking one of the props go askew. athena and zeus are fighting in scene, and then one of the props from above suddenly fall, hitting athena in the head, causing panic from the rest of the crew- she's fine of course, she wasnt hit too hard, but panic ensues for everyone, esp zeus and hermes, since athena is family. (athena is zeus' daughter, hermes is athena's brother). and of course the rest of the crew like odysseus, ares, etc)

zeus’ relationship with ares in th is AU is very much like jay’s and mitchell’s from modern family

scene with the cyclops, where the 'cyclops' is supposed to kill polites, when polites is lying there on the ground with fake blood on him he makes it seem a little too real. he gets 'crushed' by the cyclops, and then he rasps out "captain" to odysseus, desperately (acting) like there is dark fake blood dripping from his head, his fake glasses are broken and then his character dies. polites can keep his eyes open for an unnaturally amount of time, and he can make them seem lifeless so after the scene is done, odysseus and eurylochus both go to hug him just to make sure he's there and fine. they cling to him for a bit. polites is very confused, but the hugs are welcome!!

[thequeenofthedisneyverse]

Eurylochus x Ares??

It's something I've been thinking about, and I can't stop. So...Ares is the god of war, correct? And I'm sure Eurylochus excelled at the trojan war as the best soldier out there.

Pffft...what if Ares happened to be watching because...well...he loves war. And then he saw Eurylochus plunging through soldiers so swiftly and easily. Like everymove was already calculated...

Ares fell in love within an instant, without even seeing Eurylochus' face clearly. But once he did, he fell head over heels even more.

I'm not sure how they would meet but Ares seems like the impulsive type to me and probably introduced himself after the trojan war...probably 20 minutes after.

Eurylochus' reaction to the literal god of war trying to court him

Odysseus and Polites after Eurylochus tells them what happened:

Polites isn't sure whether to believe him or not but the prospect of being asked out by a god OF WAR is terrifying.

Odysseus knows it's true because he's friends with the literal sister of Ares, Athena. A small part of him, 10%, finds this ironic and funny while the other 90% finds it concerning.

I already made them a fankid in my head...if you want to know more just or some potential HC's let me know. And yes, I know Ctimene exists but let's say she married someone else in the AU.

And please, LET ME KNOW! I'm not gonna post other thoughts if people aren't gonna like it.

Edit: Ya'll can find the fic here

[lions-and-men-musical]

WHERE MY ARESDITE LOVERS AT??

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Odysseus: YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!!

Eurylochus: SHHH BUT DON'T SCREAM IT OUT

Polites: stop yelling and let's focus on the important thing, who is the father.

Odysseus: right, you've linked yourself to most of the Olympians, who of the ones here is the father,

Eurylochus: ah...

Ares:...

Zeus:...

Poseidon:...

Helios:...

Hermes:...

[twisted-dork]

YOU ASKED AND I ACTUALLY FELT INSPIRED TO DO IT BA-BAM

Note: More chapters coming soon I know it says 1/1 but I’m not done so don’t worry!! Much…

Has anyone considered an AU where Ctimine disguises herself as Odysseus and goes to war in his place, or do I have to do everything myself

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last one for now :3

[twisted-dork]

Ctimene Headcanons Her Relationship With Her Family (+Polites and Ares)

(+What she mainly calls them)

Mom (Anticlea): 8/10 I can see Anticlea disapproving of Ctimene being a bit of a tomboy but loves her regardless like any good (I said good, not great) mother would but is still vocal about her wishing that Ctimene would act more like a girl than a warrior. Despite this they have a good relationship from their often gossiping together, spending time together, to the times of Ctimene having a bad day only to be held in her mother’s arms like she always did for her and Odysseus since they were infants.

Father (Laërtes): 4/10 Laërtes and Ctimene used to have a good relationship before he went crazy. He would give her gifts and treasures he knew she would like, he would tell her stories of heroes, and he often carried her around. But when he was crazy he would sometimes not recognize her and treated her like a stranger until Anticlea reminded him who Ctimene was. They would have their moments but Ctimene wishes they could go back to what they once were.

Big Brother (Odysseus): Odysseus would be to Ctimene like Fergus (Merida’s father) is to Merida. He wouldn’t care that Ctimene would ‘do things a princess shouldn’t do’ if anything I feel like he would take pride in being the first person to say teach her to shoot a bow and arrow (Merida and The Challenge reference). And despite having rival war gods as their Patrons they have a more healthy sibling relationship than Ares and Athena. Let me paint you a scenario: If Odysseus were to win against a duel between them he would help her get up before ruffling her hair and instructing her what she did wrong and how she could improve. But if Ctimene were to win the duel she would cheer in excitement before doing a victory dance and saying how she was the best (classic sibling behavior). Odysseus knew that he wanted her to be happy so when he noticed that his friend Eurylochus would look at her as though she was the only person he was seeing and she would smile awkwardly at him he knew. So when his best friend asked to marry her he knew his answer not caring to hear the rest of his friend’s claim and unknowingly accepted a dowry for Ctimene marriage that he later gifted her as a wedding present. He is the number 1 Eurymene shipper. Through it all they both know that they can at least trust each other even if it feels like everything and everyone is against them.

Polites: Best friends who annoy Odysseus for fun sake’s. The number 3 Eurymene shipper. Knows what cheers her up when she’s down. Was adopted as another brother by her. Was either the flower boy (Hercules Mulligan) or Man of Honor at her wedding.

Ares: The number 2 Eurymene shipper. Even though Ctimene knew the story of Ares as a warrior and how he represented the bad parts of war she couldn’t help but admire the god for how caring he seemed to be with Aphrodite, Artemis (helping her with the Amazon warriors), Hera, and his daughters even killing a son of Poseidon because he had assaulted his daughter if anything she was shocked that not that many people in their kingdom worship him but she did. She made a little alter dedicated to the God of war and would always make sure that it was up to standards for the god. When he chose her as his champion she was ecstatic. As he trained her she began to view him as a father figure and she knew he cared for her like a daughter even if he never admitted it.

I attempted to draw her in the traditional way but I will say I didn’t get the hair right

[thequeenofthedisneyverse]

EurylAres fic; Chapter 1?? + HC's

Chapter 2

Here's the AO3 version too

The Mortal and The God Of War - Chapter 1 - Queenofthemultiverse - EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums) [Archive of Our Own]

Eurylochus was panting and deeply covered in blood by the dozens, probably hundreds of men he slaughtered ferociously. His adrenaline was still up and his body shaking from the experience.

For some air, he took off his helmet to let his face and head breathe. He fell to his knees and clutched his head in his hands. His own way of trying to calm himself down.

Unknown to him, he just caught the eyes of the war hardened, barbaric, and tactical god to ever live...Ares...for ten straight years... The god of war didn't quite like that Odysseus fought like a coward and hid in a wooden horse, but bloodshed is bloodshed.

The god's heart was pounding in his chest as he looked at the man. Eurylochus was everything he wanted in a partner. Strong, calculated, and the best of all, a true fighter. Warrior of the mind, so to speak.

Ares sat above the clouds that were raining down on the men, making puddles of blood and water below their feet.

"An angel..." the god muttered as he felt his cheeks burn and...b- butterflies in his stomach? He's never felt such in his life...HE MUST TALK TO HIM!

Clearly without thinking, Ares flew down to where Eurylochus was kneeled in a red fiery beam of light and crashed only a few feet away from him. The sound of the impact frightened Eury and made him put his hands out to shield himself from the debris.

Other soldiers saw the beam of light and saw where it landed. But they didn't know whatever it was landed in front of Eurylochus.

You see, Eury was a little far away from other soldiers. Hence why they didn't know it was him who was about to be greeted by the god of war.

-

Eurylochus unshielded his face and looked at what was in front of him...his eyes widened as he took in the sight. Dressed in familiar Greek red and gold armor, stood a man who stood at at least seven feet tall. His entire body shined with a red glow that was almost hypnotic in a way. Eury blinked, just to see if what was happening was real or if the adrenaline got to his head too much.

The tall figure stepped toward him, and he flinched. Eury quickly grabbed his sword that was down on the ground next to him, ready to defend himself if need bed.

Ares stopped as he saw him do so...this mortal, this tiny little creature was going to defend himself against someone who looked like they could really rip him to shreds if they wanted to.

He fell more in love...

As a way to show he meant no harm, the tall man took off his helmet and threw it down. Beneath was a man with a face full of scars; One the ran over the left side of his lip, another that started from his right eyebrow, through his eye, and stopped at his cheek. Kind of like Eury's scar, except his is on the left.

He was quite handsome to be honest...but that thought was shoved to the back of Eurylochus' head. That was the LAST thing he should be thinking about right now.

His skin an ebony brown with what looked like darker brown eyes? They could be black, Eurylochus couldn't tell. What he could see was his expression and...is that a twinkle in his eyes?

"I- I um...I am Ares...God of war," The rather large man said as he stepped closer to the smaller man before him.

Ares...ARES?!...THAT was the god in front of him right now? Oh gods...what did he want?

Eurylochus was at a loss for words and wasn't quite sure what to do here. He now knows striking this god would be a very foolish move, and his body didn't show he wanted a fight but...what was he doing here?

"I don't want to harm you I just...you looked quite magnificent, fighting out there I mean"

Eurylochus blinked twice, did a god just compliment him?!

"I- W- Wha- What?" Eury asked in utter disbelief

The god stepped closer to him, but Eurylochus stood still. Running wouldn't do much, so he stayed put. A small part of him was curious to see why the god of war of all people chose to talk to him.

Ares took a final step near Eury and fell to his knees in front of him. The act took the smaller man off guard a little. And still, Ares toward over him.

Without warning, Ares took Eury's hand in his, coincidentally tugging the man towards him.

"Oh shit" Eury thought as his heart skipped a beat. He was scared but sure as hell wasn't the type to show it. His eyebrows were furrowed, and he had a bewildered look on his face.

"You...you fight with such grace and beauty that I had to see you in person...and you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself"

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK IS HAPPENING?!!!!

Eury felt his cheeks heat up and his heart quicken...was this god...flirting with him? Complimenting him? Both? What the fuck?!

The look in Ares' dark brown pools held sincerity and genuine emotion. His own heart was going at a million miles per second too!

"If you'd have me," Ares tightened his grip on Eurylochus' hand but not enough to hurt him. Ares wouldn't dream of hurting this absolute angel. "I would like to court you, to love you, and to show you the care you deserve...my angel"

In the far-right corner behind Eurylochus, and behind a house, three men were watching what was going on in utter shock and disbelief. But I'll get to them later.

Eurylochus was really at a loss for words now...the god of war, violence, and bloodshed was holding his hand...asking to court him. He could say no,...but what would that lead to? The possibility of HIS blood being shed? The logical part of him wanted to say no but also knew that would be a bad idea.

The other side of him...the lonely, curious, and touch starved part of Eurylochus wanted to say yes. Yeah, there might be consequences for this, but hey, you live once.

"I...um...okay"

Ares blinked at that...but a large smile followed afterwards, it was a little sweet.

"You- You will?! You really will?! Oh, what great joy" Ares pulled the smaller man into an almost bone crushing hug. After squeezing the life out of him Ares set the man back down to the ground quite gently.

"You won't regret this; OUR LOVE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!! I can't believe this, you said yes...you said yes" The god cheered loudly enough for all of the soldiers and some other gods to hear.

Eury was trying to breath as the violent deity above him shouted his lungs out. After he caught his breathe, he looked up at him and just stared.

Ares looked down at him with a smile of pure adoration and confidence. Without warning, again, Ares took Eurylochus' right hand again and kissed it.

As a gift, Ares conjured up a long spear that glowed a menacing red at the tip and the rest was pure gold. He got down on one knee and presented it to him.

"For you, my angel of war..."

Eury's eyes widened and twinkled a bit as he reached out and took the spear. As soon as he touched his name slowly engraved itself onto the staff part of the spear.

The smaller man looked up at Ares, a smile...a genuine smile on his f "I- I don't know what to say...thank you"

Ares' heart skipped a beat at that smile and gratitude, "Is there anything else I can do for you?"

So yeah, Ares started going out with Eurylochus...and the start of the trip home was nothing but embarrassing and annoying for Eury.

Odysseus, Polites, Elpenor, and a few other soldiers saw everything that went down....Odysseus and Polites were mildly concerned for Eury.

I mean, the god of WAR asked him out. That isn't something that happens every day. They can't really much about it but still, they at least wanted to how Eurylochus was feeling. Polites approached first.

"Hey buddy...sooo...Ares huh? H- How do you feel?"

Eurylochus felt a little too flustered and shy to answer that, "I- I um...h- he, he seems nice. I guess, I don't know!"

"Nice...the god of war seems nice?" Elpenor asked, suspicion laced in his tone.

"Elpenor! Heh, if- if he seems nice than maybe he is! You never know, he could be a complete teddy bear"

As Odysseus listened to the conversation, he couldn't help but think about Athena. She saw what he saw so...does she know her brother is dating his brother in arms and lifelong best friend? Probably but...he wonders how that convo is doing

*Somewhere on mount Olympus*

"ATHY! ATHY! ATHY! ATHY!" Ares squealed in joy as he looking for his younger sister.

"Hello Ares..." Athena rolled her eyes at the nickname...she hated that nickname.

"Guess what, guess what, guess what!"

"You're dating a mortal by the name of Eurylochus...I know, and by how you screamed it, I'm sure every god in existence knows..."

"Aaaaw, I wanted to say it!"

"..."

"Why would you choose that one anyway, what's so interesting about him?"

He talked her ear off for the next 45 minutes. He sounded so infatuated that it kind of concerned her a bit. Ares has never been involved with anyone to the extent of her knowledge. She's only a few years younger than him so she's seen him grow up alongside her.

Maybe it was the simple fact of seeing Ares smile fondly at something so wholesome is what disturbed her. He's never done that.

Ares has only ever been stoic or sickly smiled at the blood he saw others or himself shed. That was normal Ares to her but THIS Ares...frightened her a bit.

Back on the ship, Eury was getting teased endlessly. Elpenor and Perimedes decided to reenact the whole scene of what happened a mere 8 hours ago.

"I am Ares...God of war, I don't want to harm you I just...you looked so amazingly magnificent, fighting out there" Perimedes, so dramatic, held Elpenor's hand and spoke with the gravelliest voice he ever could.

Elpenor, who was also a little dramatic, pretended to be Eurylochus...in the most feminine way possible.

Elpenor gasped and put his hand on his heart, "W- What? Who? Me? Oh, it just couldn't be me, couldn't be!"

If it weren't for Eury's dark skin, he would be as red as a tomato right now. "I swear they both better sleep with one eye open..."

Odysseus chuckled, "Oh lighten up, Eury! You should be happy; you won the heart of a...eesh...a guy who knows what he wants!"

"Shut up Ody, before you find yourself in the water!"

~HC TIME!~

Ares doesn't really know what he's doing because he's never been on a date before. Nor has he really seen what a functional relationship looks like.

His father is a cheater and his mother...is crazy. Yeah, she's a good mom and all, but she goes after the children that come out of Zeus' infidelity all the time.

So...Ares just knows he doesn't want to have whatever his parents have going on.

Once the soldiers get back to Ithica, all 600 in one piece since Ares helped with the cyclops problem, they had their first official (beach) date.

Ares disguised himself as a shorter human and took Eurylochus out. At first, neither of them knew what to talk about really. What does a god talk about with a mortal? And what does a mortal talk about with a god?

So, they started with small things; What's your favorite color or animal, what's your favorite food or way to pass the time, etc.

At first Ares had normal answers...until it got to "What's your favorite way to pass the time?"

Oh boy...does Ares like to go into detail!

"Oh, I love watching animals tear apart their prey limb from limb. Just blood spilling everywhere as guts are being pulled out and devoured with harsh chomps...what do you like to do?"

"...."

THAT was what reminded Eurylochus that he was on a date with a god.

Word spread among the other gods, some found it funny while others felt bad for Eury's soul. Poor guy, doesn't he know that this relationship won't end well?

Zeus found it humorous, but Hera wasn't so quick to feel the way he did.

So, Hera would watch them from afar when they went on their dates. Just to see if this mere mortal was right for her baby. She could care less if Eury ends up dead by the end of it, all she wants is for Ares to have a happy experience dating.

Once she learned that he was happy during the first six months, she left them alone. Hebe, younger sister of Athena and Ares, did the same as her mother but for much longer.

One date was where Eury took Ares to an Olympic game. He noticed Ares was rather fond of sports, even if in a weird way, so he figured he liked it.

And he did, his only complaint was that there weren't enough injuries or blood. Eury simply laughed at that and continued their date.

Something that's a little cute is that Ares knows Eury likes to cook, so, Ares slays a wild boar for him and brings it to his house. Ares does this many times, mostly with wild boar, chicken, and fish.

He's like a cat really, he'll kill something and bring it home as a gift.

That's all for now folks, but let me know if ya want more!

@dishsoaptragedies done!

Reblogs and comments are appreciated!

I would like for everyone to know that I started the ship so if you make art with them can you at least credit me?

[thequeenofthedisneyverse]

tehe

saw this today

WHY IS EVERYONE BLAMING ME?!!!

[cosmicourple]

list of EPIC! rarepairs / crackships & crack friendships I fw / some I made up (very few tho I think hdvff)

°— Odysseus x Poseidon (Salty)

°— Odysseus x Zeus (Thunderclap)

°— Odysseus x Poseidon x Zeus (Wetthunderthighs)

°— Polites x Circe (Springblooms? or Smilingsoul?)

°— Thanatos & Telemachus (Death & The Dodger duo)

°— Penelope x Circe (Royalmaroon? or CunningEnchanted?)

°— Penelope x Amphitrite (Pearltears? or Seafoam?)

°— Zeus x Polites (Lightningreflective? or Sullied?)

°— Poseidon x Eurylochus (Stonefish? or Stormydepths?)

°— Aeolus x Telemachus (Smokey? or Windwolf?)

°— Circe & Hermes (Divine Perfume + ‘Perfume’ duo)

°— Penelope & Ctimene (Warrior Power Women duo)

°— Scylla, Odysseus & Ctimene (Feral Wolfs & the Big Bad Sea-Dog trio)

°— Ares & Ctimene (Shadowed Siblings duo)

°— Sirenelope x Odysseus (shipped onesided lol) (Drowningbow or Azurescales?)

°— Ctimene & Telemachus (Full Speed After My Dumbass Brother/Father duo)

°— Hera & Odysseus (Loyalty First duo)

°— Apollo x Eurylochus x Helios (Dimsunlight? or Scorchedsteelinhand?)

°— Hermes, Odysseus & Ctimene (✨HERMES✨ and Grandkids duo)

°— Antinous x Calypso (Pollution? or Scarletsand?)

°— idk what else (for now mwahhaha-)

[lyculuscaelus]

Shiptober (Greek Mythology)

(Sorry a bit late but I just want to make one of these for Epic Cycle and Hadestown and Epic fandom, and a little disclaimer: it’s my version anyway. Also the ships are mainly collected from these two fandoms) (You might not like some of them and that’s okay, just ignore them. I might have forgotten abt some ships so they might not make it to the list and I’m sorry abt that. These are the ones I’ve gathered so far and I don’t think I’ve put any toxic ship here)

Agamnestra (Agamemnon x Clytemnestra)

Catalogue of Ships (aka Iliad book 2 appreciation)

Telestratus (Telemachus x Peisistratus)

OdyMene (Odysseus x Menelaus)

DioSthene (Diomedes x Sthenelus)

Telesicaä (Telemachus x Nausicaä)

Aphrodite x Ares

Hephaestus x Aphrodite

OdyPoli (Odysseus x Polites)

OdyDio (Odysseus x Diomedes)

Perenor (Perimedes x Elpenor)

OdyEury (Odysseus x Eurylochus)

IdoMeri (Idomeneus x Meriones)

Hera x Zeus

Telestratus (I’m biased so)

Patrochilles (Patroclus x Achilles)

Achilochus (Achilles x Antilochus)

Peleus x Thetis

Pyrrhus x Hermione (canon ship anyway)

Perseus x Andromeda

Hyapollo (Hyacinthus x Apollo)

Hectromache (Hector x Andromache)

OdyPen (Odysseus x Penelope)

Laërtes x Anticleia

Menelen (Menelaus x Helen)

Telecaste (Telemachus x Polycaste)

Paris x Oenone (canon ship anyway)

Eurymene (Eurylochus x Ctimene)

Jason x Medea

Hades x Persephone

Orphydice (Orpheus x Eurydice)

( @prompted-wordsmith at thy request)