#eskel/yennefer

[thedemonofcat]

A noble couple hires Eskel to find their missing son, Julian Alfred Pankratz.

Eskel is initially led to believe that Julian is a young child, recently abducted by some kind of monster. So, it comes as quite a surprise when Eskel finally tracks him down — not only is Julian a fully grown man, but he also goes by the name Jaskier and happens to be Geralt’s bard.

At this point, it becomes clear that the so-called "monster" who supposedly kidnapped Jaskier is probably none other than Geralt himself.

[ladycibia]

please give Chibi Geralt a very strong and warm hug, he is so precious 🙏❤❤

Will do. 💖

[fangirlforeversthings]

Would these characters help you k*ill a spider?

Part 1

The witcher 3

[eskelhashugetitties]

Girlfriend say something normal about Joey Batey challenge (failed)

[fanby-fckry]

Ciri: *angrily* ARE YOU-

Jaskier: *calmly* Fucking

Ciri: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Jaskier: Fucking

Ciri: IDIOT!

Eskel: ...what was that?

Jaskier: Yen and Geralt banned Ciri from swearing, so I’ve volunteered to help her out.

[runandhide21]

>> A bunch of doodles

Book Yennefer, Jaskier and kinda game Eskel

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[bluedillylee]

Happy Holidays everyone 🥳🎄🍾🎉

2023 holidays

2022 holidays

2021 holidays

[istaprqsamarmay]

Reached that part in my replay of Witcher 3 where lambert tells yen “A bit of respect you’re not talking to Geralt” and omg that was so embarrassing and pretty fucking hilarious.

[phantomstatistician]

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[naidleen]

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (2015)

[thedemonofcat]

“It’s strange.”

“Hmmmm?”

“I’ve been on the road most of my life,” Jaskier says, “yet you’re the only witcher I’ve ever met. You would think I’d have stumbled upon at least one other.”

Geralt chews slowly, thinking of how strongly Jaskier smells of his territorial pheromones. How his kind were careful to treat one another’s mates with caution, lest they inadvertently cause conflict within their dwindling numbers.

He hadn’t thought about it before, but other witchers probably assume Jaskier is his mate and act accordingly.

Geralt shrugs. “It’s a big continent.”

It was bound to happen sooner or later: Geralt and Jaskier would eventually cross paths with one of Geralt's brothers. As it turned out, it was Eskel—which, Geralt thought, was probably the best possible outcome.

“Nice to meet you,” Jaskier said warmly, extending a hand to Eskel with a friendly smile. He didn’t notice the quick glance Eskel shot Geralt’s way, as if seeking permission to shake his hand. Geralt gave a subtle nod, signaling it was fine.

As Eskel took Jaskier’s hand, Geralt unconsciously moved a little closer, his presence protective.

“It’s good to finally meet Geralt’s mate,” Eskel said.

“Geralt’s what?” Jaskier asked, bewildered.

[endiness]

personally, i don't care about eskel or his death at all, but that being said. likE.

"In interviews, Henry explains how he felt strongly that Geralt NOT be bumbling, nor a struggling father figure. In fact, a lot of S2 is about how Geralt does come from a loving (albeit unconventional) family. Henry was passionate about this shift, and we discussed it a lot, and ultimately thought it was wonderful for his character development."

"In the books, Geralt struggled with what it meant to be not just physically responsible for Ciri, but emotionally; however, in the show, in both writing and performance, Geralt had already learned a lot about loving and being loved from his brothers and from Vesemir. The conflict for our Geralt wasn’t about how to be a father… but the lengths he would go to protect his child of surprise. […] So how could we take the growth that we need to see in Geralt, but have it have all the appropriate ups and downs and cliffhangers and devastation and action that modern audiences expect? Enter the idea of a mystery Geralt needs to solve in order to learn about Ciri and her powers. And enter the idea that the mystery should unfold in the place where Geralt should have felt most protected and safe: his home. With his family. With the people he knows best. Except what happens when one of those people comes back home, and is acting completely differently than what Geralt expects? […] Geralt makes a choice that breaks his heart: he sacrifices Eskel to save Vesemir. And now we have a mystery for Geralt to solve: what happened to Eskel? And how does it involve Ciri? And further to that, we’ve got a dilemma that will play out through the whole season: just how far will Geralt go to protect the girl that is his destiny? What wins out: being a witcher, or being a father? Can he save both? And how?"

oh, so this is another thing that henry cavill fucked up? lol. lmao even.

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

[procrastinatingsoicanreadfanfics]

witchers x maleficent!/fae!reader

summary: how witcher characters would react to someone having maleficent type horns/wings and magic

notes: got this out just in time for the new season phew

warnings: gn!reader, lambert the middle schooler, jaskier's composing

tagged: @majesticwren @obsessiveformiyatwins @levithestripper @lu-in-the-library @sunndust (msg me to be added!)

based on this request | masterlist | requests are OPEN!

Geralt

He’s mostly just praying that fate isn’t throwing another curveball at him

Sureeee he’ll spend time with you!! (his fingers are crossed and he’s praying let them be normal let them be normal

Will end up totally accepting you, but he doesn’t love the attention that comes from being a witcher in the company of a fae

He secretly adores your wings

Jaskier

Immediately in song-writing mood

Will make up things about your life to fabricate contents for his ballads

Won’t treat you very different from his other ~weird~ friends

Loves loves loves the attention that comes with it (read: basks in it like the sun)

Yennefer

Yen is fascinated

The academic in her wants to tell her colleagues

And the girl who was all alone and abandoned in her absolutely adores you

You’d do good to make sure that she’s on your side, or she might sell you out

Definitely wants a piece of your magic either way

Ciri

Poor ciri

Eugh she just wants some friends

That don’t die…

She loves your horns and wings

Definitely adores you for also being *different* and having your own magic thing going on

Eskel

He adores your wings

If there is a wing care routing, please let this man do it

Otherwise, he might invent a conditioner-potion for your wings

Don’t scare him in the beginning though, or you may get stabbed

Lambert

Has the reaction of a seventh-grader

Might literally go woahhhhhh

Big hater, but not against you

Will protect you, but will also ask you if you can carry stuff with your horns constantly

Yeah becoming a christmas tree-esque creature may be a con

Coen

Coen honestly just enjoys a helping hand

Your magic will in fact be contributing to his work

Tbf he also makes sure you don’t get killed by angry farmers

The whole thing starts off as a symbiotic relationship but will turn into a friendship (if not more hehe)

Vesemir

Bro does not trust you

Thots and prayers girldude

Oh you have horns and wings? LIKE A MONSTER??

Unless one of his witchers (read:children) introduces you to him, he may attempt murder

[scrambleddragonegg]

jaskier: geralt of rivia, you will look me in my gods damned eyes and you will tell me what you are sorry for or i will walk my ass down this mountain

the rest of the room:

geralt: i… uh…

jaskier: i’m a cat, i’d survive it. now— *grabbing a sword and embedding it in the wall next to geralt’s head before leaning in* tell me

geralt: *visibly swallows*

aiden: this feels too intimate for me to be watching! joke or not that is my father of surprise there

lambert: could he really survive the trek back down the killer?

eskel: he’s bluffing but geralt is so scared he’ll leave again that he’s not thinking straight

yennefer: geralt hasn’t thought straight a day in his life

ciri: why are all three of you like this?

yenn: because we love to embarrass you, dear

ciri: *mimes throwing up*

aiden: i’m with her on this one

guxart: well this looks familiar, doesn’t it vesemir?

vesemir: we will not be hashing out old fights in front of our children

~later~

jaskier: i’m sorry i had to be so rough with you, dear heart. you don’t talk unless i push and i know you would never have found the words but i think i needed to hear them anyway

yenn: weak. he deserved that. don’t apologize

geralt: hm…

jaskier: unlike you i don’t enjoy literally torturing my lovers, yenn

yenn: a shame really

geralt: yes you do, what else do you call training?

jaskier: i KNEW you liked it when i trained! is that why we never train together?

yenn: i don’t think he could handle that

jaskier: oh it’s happening tomorrow because i’m telling aiden about this over breakfast and he’ll go straight to the old cat

geralt: see? torture

jaskier: and what about it? you can take the man from the trials but you can’t take the trials from the man. we cats tend to play with our food

[sweet-melitele]

The Witcher Whumpcember 2024

Masterlist of all 31 @whumpcember 2024 prompts as a series of interconnected fics!

To Heal a Witcher

Day 1: Broken Bones Day 2: "This Is Your Fault" Day 3: Begging Day 4: “This isn’t my blood” Day 5: Concussion Day 6: "Please Stop" Day 7: Kidnapped

Day 8: “No. Not like this.” Day 9: Shaking Day 10: “Let me help you.” Day 11: Manipulation Day 12: "I Have Nowhere Else To Go" Day 13: Trauma Day 14: “I never wanted this.”

Day 15: Broken Glass Day 16: Amnesia Day 17: Greatest Fear Day 18: Poisoned Day 19: Panic Attack Day 20: “Please leave” Day 21: Bruises

Day 22: Alt 3: Fire Day 23: Overwhelmed Day 24: Walking on Injuries Day 25: Healed Wrong Day 26: Falling Day 27: Alt 2: Memory Day 28: Alt. 10: "Tell Me I'm Wrong"

Day 29: Alt. 6: "Could You Stay A Little Longer?" Day 30: Saying Goodbye Day 31: "You're Allowed to Fall Apart"