#enforcers headcanons

[atlas-affogato]

I would like to know your Enforcers thoughts/hcs. My fave fact of the show is that Ratso is a legit genius - mans got a bachelors in theoretical physics. I feel like the other two were like his cheerleaders in college, and fully supported him when he chose not to persue a doctorate

Eeeeeeeee YES YES YES I LOVE THAT

Oh my god that's so cute, just so supportive <3

I have so many thoughts and headcanons and so many of them are making there way into my fics.

I love Ratso he's so much fun to think about and write, I definitely think he's autistic, just everything about him, things he says and how other characters interact with him I'm like 'wow, you are just. So fucking relatable' the obsession with baseball and turbo troll action figures, he's just such a geek and I love it. I definitely think he's super smart with math and science stuff, like top of his class sort of smart. I headcanon that he went to college for theoretical physics right after high school and got a job working as like security for a bar or club at night and he got recruited for The Dark Hand through that, working at a club The Dark Hand owns. In my long fic I'm working on he dropped out of college to work for The Dark Hand full time so he never finished his degree and still has major regrets about that.

I bet Ratso is wicked smart with math shit, like he'll just rattle off some insane mental math when the situation arises and everyone just stares at him like, how can you possibly know that?? But he does! Check it on a calculator and he's right! He might not be able to tell you what Valmont is thinking but he can tell you how long its going to take to fly from San Francisco to Chicago based off of flight patterns, the weight of the plane and their speed.

I think that Ratso and Finn and Chow all met working at The Dark Hand, that was their one connection and then they became best friends and ride or die. They've got this intense ride or day relationship, like, 'fuck the rest of the world, I'd sacrifice the entire city if it meant keeping you safe' sort of thing going on.

Ratso loves baseball so much, it's been his special interest since he was a kid, he's got memorabilia, he was on the baseball team in high school, he just loves baseball so much. In baseball its good to have a tall person on first base so they can reach up and catch stray high balls and throw it real fast to second base (yes I researched baseball just because Ratso likes it) so I hc that he was the first baseman when he played baseball.

Finn and Chow could definitely care less but they are supportive boyfriends so they both let Ratso just infodump and ramble for hours about baseball and anything else, just sat on the couch "uh huh, yeah sure" while Ratso rambles. They go to baseball games and Finn and Chow let Ratso explain all the rules and about each role of each team member and the history of the team and everything and they all have a great time.

Ratso's family stays pretty much the same in like everything I write, he's got his mom who is fucking amazing, I love his mom, super supportive, great mom, and he's got three sisters, two older and one younger. Ratso strikes me as a guy who grew up with sisters and a mother who never allowed any toxic masculinity to fester, so he's super secure in himself and his relationships and he was determined to be a good person and not be an asshole like all the guys his sisters would date and complain about. Ratso's got an absent father because I love angst because it just makes sense in my mind but he's got this really big Italian extended family who he knows well and grew up with and is really close with. His mom definitely taught him how to cook so he's a really good cook, making all these nice Italian American dishes which is good because Finn and Chow live off of take out, and Ratso likes cooking so he'll definitely be in the kitchen every night making something great 🤌

I hc Ratso as gay, I never write him as anything else. I think he probably dated some girls in high school before realizing that that wasn't really his thing and subsequently coming out to his family, who were all really nice and supportive about it which is great considering it was the 80s and when people at school found out he got kicked off the baseball team and lost a lot of friends he had made. But its okay, he keeps it trucking. Ratso's got this upbeat optimistic attitude, and it's not born from ignorance, its born from this attitude of "I'd rather hope for a better life and be let down then to give up on hope all together." He'd rather see the best in people. Which makes working for a crime syndicate...difficult, to say the least.

Finn is not the same. Finn is a cynic. He's happy with his own life, his personal life and his hobbies but he doesn't think people are inherently good or kind. He believes everyone is selfish, and he isn't going to go out of his way to not be selfish because that's just how the world works. People are shitty to each other and there's nothing you can do to stop it so there's not even a point in trying.

Finn strikes me as a man who is deeply insecure about himself, and he masks that by being the complete opposite. He is out going and loud and conceited and has so much confidence in his own skills and ability because if he doesn't put on his mask of over the top-ness then he'll start to sprial about how his life is going nowhere and 'oh god I'm 30 and I haven't done anything with my life'

My headcanons for Finn's background are much more fluid than for Ratso or Chow, and I think its because I like to see what you can do with his character. In some fics he's an only child, sometimes he has six siblings, sometimes he's got twin younger sisters. Sometimes he's close with his parents, sometimes his dad is nice, sometimes he's an asshole. Sometimes he's got this big extended family and sometimes he's functionally an orphan, it just depends on what I'm writing and what I'm trying to say with the story and his personal development.

I find Finn compelling, and I think that's because I view him as a person who, despite all his personal development, is not sorry for the things he's done. He sees working for The Dark Hand as a means to an end, the end being his own wealth and success. Now I don't say that to mean I think he's a greedy, obsessed person like Valmont is, but I think Finn knows as well as anyone that there is truly nothing money won't buy. He wants success, in the back of his mind he still wants his name in lights as some major musical artist, but in reality he wants stability and he wants a steady life. He doesn't want to have to work for the rest of his life at some dead end job just to make ends meet, and if working for a crime syndicate has the possibility of giving him the life he wants, then he's willing to do whatever is asked of him to get that.

Finn has morals, he has lines he won't cross, but if you wanted genuine regret for his actions, apologies for the people he's hurt, then its just never going to happen. He's not sorry.

Finn is, in my mind, a bit prickly, I think is the best word for it. He doesn't open up to people, and he'll make plenty of jokes and jabs, but genuine vulnerability is hard to get to with him, he deflects and deflects and deflects. It takes time for him to trust Chow and Ratso, it takes lots of long talks and the two of them being able to see through his facades and jokes to get to the core of what he's trying to say without saying it for them to get close. The pay off being that once Finn is close with someone he is an open book. He's very affectionate, he's very sweet, it just takes some time to get there. Finn loves at 100% and he doesn't know how to turn that down, so he keeps people at arms length so they don't hurt him.

Finn is very open about his sexuality, he doesn't try and pretend he's not gay, if you don't like the fact that's gay then you can leave, but he doesn't put that part of himself in any sort of box or try to contain who he is. He's proud of his sexuality, he's proud of who he is, and he's not going to apologize for it.

Now Chow. Chow is interesting. (I love him so much its unreal) Chow has a lot of complexities and a lot of complex feelings about things, most of which he doesn't know how to say out loud. I hc that Chow grew up in Chinatown in San Francisco and he has pretty traditional immigrant parents. And while he loves his family, he doesn't have a lot of family. Most of his extended family is back in China, and while he's visited a few times he's not super close with any of his extended family, so its mostly just him and his parents as his older brother. Chow is someone who loves his family and wants so much to be close with his family, but has always felt like an outcast.

While his brother bore the brunt of the responsibility to be the perfect oldest sibling, Chow was still constantly compared to his brother and told he needed to try harder, and while his brother could fill the role of star student their parents forced on them, Chow just couldn't keep up.

He believed himself to be stupid for so many years just because he wasn't a straight A student like his brother, and it kind of did a lot of damage to his self esteem and self image.

Chow also strikes me as someone who knew he was gay from a young age, and someone who was visibly gay all growing up, he just couldn't hide it even when he tried and he was bullied pretty viciously for that all growing up.

Chow loves his family, but he's never believed they would be accepting of his sexuality, and he didn't want to cause a stir, he didn't want to be the person causing waves or breaking their family up so he just...never told them. And he just avoids questions about his love life and if he's ever going to have kids. It weighs pretty heavy on him, this feeling that he's letting his parents down by being gay.

Chow strikes me as someone who tries to act cool and does all this posturing because he was bullied so much for being gay and being a geek. He's got the leather jacket and the cool guy sunglasses and he's trying to act tough, but in reality he's as much of a geek as Ratso is. He loves video games, he was constantly at the arcade as a kid and he's always got the newest gaming systems. Finn's not one for video games but Ratso is so they will often spend hours playing Diddy Kong racing or Doom or Resident Evil or even sitting together on their gameboys playing Pokémon or Wario or Kirby.

Chow is a romantic. He loves all the cheesy stuff, the flowers and the gifts and the Valentines Day dinners. And he gets embarrassed about liking it, but Ratso and Finn are accommodating and they do the stupidly romantic things because they love him (they love it too, but the look on Chow's face is worth it everytime)

Chow I imagine has a hard time talking about his feelings, he has a hard time talking about things that really matter to him, he just didn't grow up in a household that said in words how much they loved eachother, so when he started dating Ratso who did grow up in a house like that and is very openly affectionate it was...a culture shock, to say the least. Chow gets better at talking about his feelings, but they also work around it in a lot of ways. If Chow handing Finn a stack of his favorite magazines is a declaration of love, then that's what it is, it doesn't need to be any more complicated than that.

Okay, I have even more thoughts but I've been talking for a while now and I am getting so excited thinking about them that my hands are literally shaking right now so I am going to go ahead and post this and take a break but yes! Ask me more things! Any specifics you want! I will tell you about any and all fic ideas I have/am working on, so please just let me know what you want to hear I will talk and talk and talk about these three.

[eff-plays]

The way Astarion reacts depending on how you compliment him in the mirror scene (I have no interest in insulting him so I won't be covering that here, have fun though!) drives me fucking insane.

"I want to know what the world sees when it looks at me. What you see."

And you get two types of responses. First, your choices for compliments are

Strong, piercing eyes.

The creases when you laugh.

Pick the first, and he's pleased. "Go on," he says, sounding very seductive. You're giving him exactly what he wants, and he's encouraging it.

Pick the second, and he gets upset. He's an eternally young vampire, not your doting grandmother! You can do better than that. Even if you meant it as a compliment (I know my Tav definitely did), he doesn't seem to take it that way.

Your second options are

That dangerous smile.

The way your hair curls around your ears.

Once again, the first one pleases him, and he even praises your efforts. Very good. Now finish the scene and tell him he's beautiful.

But if you say the second, he gets exasperated. This is meant to be flattery, not poetry. Just tell him he's beautiful and we can call it a day, he says with a dismissive wave of his hand. He doesn't need to hear this crap, just tell him what he wants and fuck off.

Of course, it doesn't matter how you get to this point, and every dialogue option at the end of the scene nets you the same amount of approval. If you call him beautiful, it's +1. Call someone else beautiful, it's +1. If you ask whether he just wants shallow praise (aka don't call him beautiful), you get +1. So this is me pulling this out of my ass I guess.

I always choose to call him beautiful becuase 1) he is and 2) my Tav thinks so too and would oblige him if he asked for it that directly.

But I am obsessed with the different routes you can take to get to this point and what they imply.

Strong, piercing eyes and dangerous smile pleases him more outwardly, but doesn't actually affect the outcome. He's satisfied and confident with these compliments. They confirm what he's trying to project into the world, what he aspires to have and to be.

The creases when he laughs? The hair curling around his ears? Those are things he can't control, can't use against someone else. But he asked to be seen, and if this is what Tav sees, then what does that mean for him?

Why are they complimenting his laugh lines? Why are they speaking poetry at him? Why are they seeing things he has no control over, and why are they revealing them to him?

He doesn't want shallow praise. Questioning this nets approval, and giving it to him doesn't increase approval. What he wants is assurance that what he's trying to be is what the world sees, that he's in control.

And if you actually act as a mirror, point out the things unique to him that you see, he gets uncomfortable, because you're showing a reflection of someone he thinks he's not, of someone he has no control over. And that's scary, even if it's supposedly complimentary.

Because what's scarier than losing control?

But then, compared to how genuinely upset he seems when you insult him (I looked these up on YT for context), the laugh lines and hair curls are still accepted as compliments. So what does he think when Tav says these things?

They see past his piercing eyes and dangerous smile. They see something else that they like even more, things he's not aware of or doesn't appreciate as much. What does that feel like, to cultivate such a perfect image of oneself for the purposes of seducing and tricking others, and then be stumped when someone walks past all that and points out something entirely different that they noticed and found endearing?

Do you do him a favor, and tell him you see only what he wants to be? Or do you speak the truth, and show him what he actually is? Which one is better? Which one is worse?

[sevikasupremacy]

Could I request all of the arcane ladies with a plus sized S/O?

Having a Plus Sized S/O

Slight NSFW

VI

➼ Prepared to be touched 24/7

➼ Not only because she’s touch starved but Vi also loves the feeling of your skin against hers.

➼ Cuddling is her favorite—

➼ Especially when you’re the big spoon. YOU’RE JUST SO WARM AND SOFT (and it’s also because she wants to feel your tits against her back—).

➼ Looooves to nuzzle her face into your tits and ass ;)

➼ She’ll literally sleep like a baby the moment her face comes into contact with them.

CAITLYN

➼ She would not stop complimenting you (and undress you with her eyes).

➼ Please let her burrow her face into your tummy—

➼ She’ll sneak a couple of kisses every time she gets to nuzzle into you.

➼ She’s so calm and collected on the outside but on the inside? Only feral thoughts—

➼ She’s the reason why you guys can’t get a good night sleep cos she keeps pushing her face into your tits or tummy (You’re always scared that she’ll suffocate).

SEVIKA

➼ Oh Sevika fucking loves it

➼ Let’s just say that this woman will not be able to keep her hands to herself.

➼ She will find every single chance to touch you.

➼ Looooves to grab and squeeze your thighs (Kiss and bite too;))

➼ She once accidentally did the grabby hands at you right in front of Silco’s goons and it was the cutest thing you ever saw. After that Jinx and Ran couldn’t stop making fun of her.

➼ Would definitely fuck you in front of a giant mirror (So both of you can admire just how beautiful you are.)

MEL

➼ She is head over heels for you let me tell you that—

➼ Just like Caitlyn, Mel definitely undresses you with her eyes and she doesn’t even bother to hide it.

➼ She’ll snake her arm around your waist all the time. Not only to keep you close but just to be able to feel you was soothing enough.

➼ Especially when she’s so stressed from all the councilor duties she had to fulfill— You were like her personal stress reliever.

➼ Backhug her and she’ll immediately melt in your arms.

GRAYSON

➼ Every night she’ll pepper kisses all over your body, telling you how beautiful you were underneath her.

➼ She’ll do literally ANYTHING to be able to hold and kiss you.

➼ The only thing on her mind during work is how she can’t wait to jump into your arms and cuddle with you.

➼ Grayson has to fight back the urge to just ditch her job sometimes because she didn’t wanted to leave the warmth of your embrace every morning.

➼ If you visit her during work, prepared to be groped and kissed cos this woman will not hesitate (She once left Marcus mid-convo just to pull you into a corner and kiss you).

[my-smial]

Hello hello. I have come with random The Sunshine Court language headcanons for Jean Moreau, because I cannot stop thinking about him.

Neil picks up on Jean's discomfort with speaking French at higher than a whisper and eventually decides to use Nicky's desensitization tactics about it. He ropes in Kevin, and the two of them will not stop yelling at him in French until Jean stops flinching whenever he hears it.

Neil lived in Montreal for 8 months; when he wants to get under Jean's skin, he switches to a strong Québécois accent and Jean acts like his ears are getting burned off.

Jeremy and a little Cat and Laila start learning French, mostly "picked up a tourist phrasebook at the library" level. It's 2008, they don't even have Duolingo. It's years and years before Jean deigns to actually speak French to him, but Jeremy eventually figures out that if he pronounces a phrase badly enough, Jean will correct him out of shear pain. Jean probably picks up that Jeremy knows more than he's letting on when he makes a comment in one of Jean and Kevin's conversations.

The most unlikely, but I find it fun: Jean's family is old money enough that they actually still speak the local Provençal language of southeast France. Jean mostly speaks standard French, but his parents ensured that he can carry a conversation in Provençal out of some twisted disdain for Paris as a power center. Evidence: this is also the kind of person who would name their child Jean-Yves, lmao, a name that was most popular in the 1960s.

Matching with 4, growing up speaking French, Provençal, and English in a massive port city means that Jean can get through a few phrases in most western Mediterranean languages. In addition, being raised as the theoretical heir to a smuggling empire meant he had to learn enough languages to "not get ripped off," as his father would say. He says he speaks 3 languages, because he's fluent in 3 (and it's common to consider Provençal just a backwards dialect, not a full language). But he can also understand random bits of Italian, Spanish, and Algerian Arabic. Some he learned formally, some he picked up from other kids while playing little league exy.

When he gets comfortable on the Trojan's court, he starts yelling back sometimes when little multilingual groups form and chatter, and every time he demonstrates a new language the Trojans lose their shit. Jean has his typical disdain for their excitement; his childhood exy court sounded exactly like this and he doesn't get why they're so impressed.

They keep pulling the "sorry, he doesn't speak English" trick to get annoying fans and reporters off their back for a long time after it should have stopped working. He's given full interviews, come on. Use your brain.

[2-dsimp]

I need a Vincent in my life, having someone to just give me a hug would be enough to satisfy my touch starved self - 🥕

𝕀𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦’𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕧𝕖𝕕 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕞 𝕙𝕦𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕. 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕟𝕠 𝕗𝕦𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕍𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕖𝕕𝕕𝕪𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕣.

ℍ𝕖’𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕥 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕡𝕙𝕪𝕤𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝 𝕥𝕠𝕦𝕔𝕙. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕒𝕤𝕜 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕙𝕖’𝕤 𝕠𝕓𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕖𝕟𝕠𝕦��𝕙 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕖. 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦’𝕣𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕦𝕞𝕡𝕤 𝕠𝕣 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕪 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙 𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕓𝕦𝕝𝕜 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕣.

[sleepy-spacetronaut]

Gravity Holes; A Gravity Falls AU

Start note: This idea spawned in my head after my evening exam, i got inspired by the tons of fan art of ‘what if __ person went through the portal?’. There is a multitude of Alternate universes for GF, many have a more domestic aspect, but this one will contain the most out-of-worldly stuff happening.

Name origin: an unexplainable phenomenon called the ‘Holes’ often occurred at determinable intervals accros the multiverse, causing round fenestral portals to open at random in various dimensions, allowing weird creatures to fall into Oregon’s notorious mystery town “Gravity Falls”.

Main idea: the storyline begins to deviate from the plot on the episode ‘Not What He Seems!” , where instead of Standford exiting from the portal, Dipper, Mabel, Stanley and Waddles get sucked in due to some malfunction.

The ‘Tale of Two Stan’s’ happens in a way different context, where the twins meet their long lost grunkle on the other side of the Mystery Shack portal.

Soos, however, is left behind with the three journals and the half-collapsed portal, he closes off the mystery shack and calls Wendy explaining there’s an emergency. Together they start rummaging through all the stuff Ford and Stan had left behind in matter of books, blueprints and junk pieces that could serve to rebuild the machine.

The disappearance of the Pines is soon spread like wildfire through the town, upon what they all agree to keep it a secret from agents of the federal bureau of investigations . Soos and Wendy are soon joined by Pacifica, Gideon and Fiddleford McGucket , and the five of them form an unlikely rescue team in order to bring the Pines back.

Meanwhile, Dipper and Mabel meet their Grunkle Ford, and as a family of four + a companion pig, they travel from one dimension to another, fending of for their lives and simultaneously searching for the phenomenon called “Holes”, which is their sole chance of ever returning to their own universe.

Albeit, the Pines are not the only seekers of Holes, as after the portal collapsed, Bill Cipher and his henchmaniacs also began searching for a way to break into Gravity Falls for the sake of World Domination. As only Bill can travel freely without the need if complex traveling (he is incorporeal), he often jumps back to the town in order to traumatize and taunt its inhabitants. As this goes down, the Pines enter a race against the clock and against Bill.

One question remains: who can get in back to their dimension first—Who will win?

Can an AU have an ending?

If so, there’s a 50/50 percent chance they’ll make it back to the Shack—-so many possibilities out there!

It is unclear yet if they do return, if the Weirdmaggedon will still happen if they do, or if they open a collaborating with Bill Cipher later on to get back home, yet one thing is clear:

Stanley will be making stupid jokes about this for the rest of his life.

That is a promise.

The “Holes” - A summary

End Note: I will later post an in-dept explanation page about the Holes phenomenon. Yes, I’m making a schematized, nearly scientific explanation page about a (probably) nonexistent thing for the sake of the AU, I love world building :)

edit: darn you autocorrect, had to fix some stuff . (The autocorrect is my opp since 2020–I’m sorry in advance if there are more mistakes)

[witchofthesouls]

I like to think that Cybertronian morals especially for mecha that survived the Quintessons invasion like Ratchet have a bit of moral blind spot in regard to them.

Old Bot 1: It's bad to eat sapient species!

Old Bot 2: It's a Quintesson.

Old Bot 1: Oh well, that's allright then.

Initially, I was thinking along those lines, but then I veered in a different direction with cultural shifts that can occur under long-term occupation.

The extent of Quintesson occupation of Cybertron was probably an equivalent of Vietnam under Chinese rule for 1000 years. Equivalent since Cybertronians have an extremely long lifespan compared to humans, so how many generations came under that entire rule? How much information was destroyed or repressed? The Quintessons had no issues with manipulating the Well of Allsparks to their benefit, so would it be surprising if they also paved the foundations to eliminate obstacles (i.e., agriculture and foraging traditions, historical evidence of Cybertron's natural landscapes and biomes, dietary culture, and language related to cuisine, production, and health, to name a few) to ensure they had total control of the entire planet? They would have found ways to switch the natives from a varied diet into a fully liquid one with scarce esources to make it viable.

[duckapus]

So you know how in Scarlet and Violet you've technically got a team of seven Pokemon and nobody bats an eye even though one of the Big Rules of Pokemon has always been the Six Pokemon Limit? Well, I'd say that's good evidence that said limit is only legally in place for Official Matches.

The way I figure it, most traveling trainers can only handle having around five to seven Pokemon on-hand at any given time, since, well, you've got to be able to care for yourself and your Pokemon while living out of a backpack(albeit a backpack that's clearly significantly larger on the inside than out, but still) with a somewhat unstable source of income (namely battling other trainers and selling cool junk you found on the side of the road). If you're a League Trainer who's got a full, varied team of six that's seven actual living individuals with wildly different dietary and hygiene needs, sleep schedules, personalities, and relative levels of sapience to keep happy, healthy, and battle-ready, and the Pokeball's stasis properties only do so much for the physical needs and not really anything at all for the social and psychological.

Plus six is a nice, round, even number, so it's good for Official League Stuff, and for standardized equipment like Pokeball Belts and similar Ball Holster Items, and eventually it's so culturally accepted that it's out of the ordinary to have more than six in your active party, to the point that most people forget that the full wording of "Only Six Pokemon" is "Only Six Pokemon in Official League Matches". But not so out of the ordinary that anyone will actually care about your bonus Dragon Bike.

[gobstoppr]

hey guys am i allowed to say on main that i dont like metadad . am i gonna get beaten up for saying this.

guys i think we all took the term found family too literally and now everythings flattened into a boring nuclear family. guys can we stop. hello . is anybody there

[lanbers]

I created a backstory for Marcus.

[hellonerf]

i don't enjoy the idea of like the only acceptable fanon or something that gets kinda prevalent in english fandoms. like one true fanon or something. i like face family at times but it confuses me when people act like it's the only way they can be or something lol... the source material never indicated that for me, they're mostly peers? would it even apply the same family dynamics like they're nations.. nation-tans.... well i also just don't like if a template dynamic is expected especially when i don't even see it like that from the source material (>_>) love fruk love rusame but is it like. idont know i just get weird about fanon

[sevikasupremacy]

Can you write something about grayson who's busy lots of the time with sexually frustrated reader ✋

Oh this is gonna be very interesting ;)

Grayson x SexuallyFrustrated!Reader

NSFW!

➼ Everyone knows how hardworking Grayson is. She’s a Sheriff for a reason.

➼ And you fully understood that too when you agreed to take your relationship with her to the next step.

➼ You rarely spend time with her at home due to the endless responsibilities she had to take care of— but that didn’t really bother you… well, at the start of your relationship with her.

➼ I mean look at her—

➼ Can you really control yourself when she’s standing there looking like a three-coursed meal?

➼ You would be lying if you said you hadn’t taken her unwashed uniform from the laundry basket to sniff on as you touch yourself.

➼ Or how you would grind against the pillow while moaning her name.

➼ It literally drives you insane that it’s not Grayson who was touching you right now.

➼ Because of her busy schedule and duties that were assigned by the Council, Grayson usually comes home really late.

➼ You tried to stay awake to wait for her but you failed countless of times.

➼ But it’s not like you never get what you want—

➼ You count it as a lucky day if Grayson comes home early.

➼ That’s when you get to spend more time with her, and of course…it always results in the two of you naked in bed, gasping for air.

➼ And whenever you guys had the chance to fuck, you just couldn’t get enough of it.

➼ One round was never enough.

➼ Grayson is very gentle in bed. *She’s a soft dom*

➼ But deep down, you kinda wished she was more rough.

➼ Honestly Grayson never knew how fucking needy you were

➼ Not until one night when she wanted to surprise you with a bouquet of flowers for your anniversary.

➼ Grayson eagerly opened the door to her house and headed to the bedroom, hiding the flower bouquet behind her.

➼ Just as she was about to turn the doorknob, the calling of her name made her pause.

➼ She stood there dumbfounded for a second before slightly opening the door, peeking inside.

➼ And what she saw was a jaw-dropping scene.

➼ You were sprawled on the bed, clothes scattered onto the floor as you played with yourself.

➼ You craned your neck, your two fingers pumping in and out of you as you continued moaning your lover’s name.

➼ Just as you were starting to feel the familiar knot building up inside your stomach, a voice made you freeze.

➼ “Darling..?”

➼ Your eyes flew open, immediately pulling your fingers out before sitting up to stare at the stunned woman in front of you.

➼ Well now you’re caught

➼ Before you could even utter another word, your precious flower bouquet was already thrown across the room and onto the sofa.

➼ And you were met with a lustful pair of eyes.

➼ “Continue, Dear… Why did you stop? Do you play with yourself often? Show me exactly how you do it.”

➼ You bit your lip in embarrassment as your two fingers returned to your throbbing entrance.

➼ Grayson’s eyes were fixated on every single movement.

➼ She watched how your fingers would disappear inside you.

➼ She would watch you until you ride your orgasm before overstimulating you.

➼ This was what you wished for after all—

➼ Let’s just say that she didn’t let you take a break after seeing that.

➼ Honestly, you lost track of how many rounds it had been.

➼ But you had to admit—

➼ You enjoyed every second of it :)

[mercedesbenzene]

so i finally(!!!) finished my first run of bg3 and

SIR-

[2-dsimp]

I know this is very specific but- I recently lost my dad a few months ago back in April before I was a high-school senior... I was wondering how (I'm not picky who you chose for this- I love all your ocs-), your ocs would react to their S/O losing one of their parents?

𝕍𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔼𝕟𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣, 𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕠𝕟 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕧𝕖 𝕤𝕠 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙 𝕚𝕥. ℍ𝕖'𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕞𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕛𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕪 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕪.

ℍ𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕝𝕖𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕓𝕪 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕙𝕖'𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕠 𝕒 𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪. 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕓𝕪 𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕕𝕖𝕔𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥.

𝕍𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕤𝕠 𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕫𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕤 𝕕𝕖𝕖𝕡𝕝𝕪. ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕒𝕝𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕙𝕚𝕞𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪. 𝕊𝕠 𝕙𝕖'𝕕 𝕒𝕝𝕤𝕠 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕓𝕦𝕓𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕡𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣/𝕗𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕟 𝕝𝕒𝕨.

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔼𝕟𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦. 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕪 𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕔𝕜 𝕚𝕟 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪'𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕤𝕠 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕟 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕠𝕗.

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

I think there's something very terrifyingly charming about Hivemind being very… passionate about obedience. After all, without conformity, unity, deference, a hive would hardly operate in the way it truly needs to. I do think he takes this perspective beyond his hives, though, and into the wider world of Zoraxis and his fellow employees, for better or worse…

Insubordination… frustrates him. Hivemind doesn't believe he could bring himself to hate any of his coworkers, per say, but it gets underneath his skin when they don't just… follow orders as they're given. Unknowingly, others can find him in a rare state of uncharacteristic sternness when anyone disobeys or shrugs off an order from him. Intense staring, ominous looming, his usually chipper voice strained with annoyance.

Are they sure? Mm… It would just be so much nicer if they did this one little favor for him. Hivemind is patient, sure. But not to a fault. There's no room for 'bee' in disobedience.

On the flip side, though, he's more than happy to encourage and enforce the positive behaviors of his coworkers… Treat training and praise are some of his favorite tools, and while some operatives are more susceptible than others, his 'friendly' demeanor earns him a pretty good reputation with the others. It turns into a bit of a feedback loop.

After all, who wouldn't want to do a brief little favor or two in exchange for one of his crowd pleasing honey cupcakes? And he always has just the nicest things to say about your performance each time… You're so smart. Or so strong. So cunning and helpful. What unbeelievably marvelous coworkers he has. 😊.

[br1ghtestlight]

banning queer and neurodivgerent headcanons in the bob's burgers subreddit is genuinely crazy. like have you watched the show?? none of them are straight and none of them are neurotypical. Thats like one of the founding principles of the entire show. who do you think gave you bobs burgers?????