#emotionally inept

[devilatelier]

i feel bad for the sessnara tag because lately its been just me sitting there describing how they set a date, bonk each other homoerotically until they’re both tired and then go like “ok same time next week?” “yea”

[were-wolverine]

jason, coming back from the dead and seeing tim as robin: how could bruce replace me? how could he give robin to someone else?

dick, who created robin in honor of his dead parents and then had bruce take it away and give it to jason without even asking him:

[procrastinationaccount]

The funny thing about griddlehark is that yeah they're enemies to lovers ig but within the gideharrianthe love triangle paradigm Gideon is the childhood friend option

[1nt3rnalpu7ref4ct10n]

s4e6

[lyss-sketchbox]

do you have like,, any wriolette headcanons to share,, please I’m hungry,, I need wriolette food!!

Oh definitely, some of these are more wrio or neuvi specific tho but let me go off ok

Wrio has this one spot a lil far off from Meropide's entrance that he sunbathes in whenever he has the time. Its this lil cliff right here. It has a long stretch of beach, near the otter spot (TM), there's mobs to fight if he needs that, and it's not near any roads

Perfect spot for him to frostwalker/ice skate too

Neuv in one of his walks would find Wrio in his spot and Wrio would tell him this is where he goes to relax, Neuv would sometimes then use this spot too to relax in, Wrio welcomes him whenever they happen to meet here

I think Wrio never goes to the overworld until he is called in for that first meeting as Meropide's administrator, when he does step out he underestimated how much he truly missed the sunlight, the sea breeze, and the grass. It's not a big deal, he insists

Wrio would prefer sunny weather than rain, but the coldness of rain is more lively and refreshing than the cold of the fortress

Neuv can walk on water Furina style, he just chooses not to say whenever Wrio offers to skate with him. Basks in the feeling that he trusts Wrio so much to keep him from falling in

Neuvillette is a pianist while Wrio is a violinist (and does have a violin in his office) because every pairing in my book should be able to piano-violin duet the Merry-Go-Round of Life

Wrio is extremely observant, a skill he picked up from serving his sentence, it's how he's able to study and read Neuvi's tells and body language. It's very helpful whenever neuvi is too tired to talk or unable to drop the professional iudex face.

Neuvi learns by observation and attempts to pick up Wrio's tells in turn no matter how many times Wrio insists that he shouldn't worry about him <- fuck you gets loved back

Whenever they get engaged/married, their rings are simple white gold bands. Wrio replaces one of his rings with it, while Neuvi has his hooked to his cravat pin. It's so they're not too flashy and attract attention while still being with them even in work hours

Neuvi feels over the ring whenever he misses wrio

Wrio buries his face into Neuvi's neck so that he can hear Neuvi's purr of contentment better

Neuvi can get jealous but instead of cutting the convo short like Wrio does, the next time they are alone Neuvi just rubs his cheek all over Wrio's until he's happy

Wrio is touch averse, significantly more than Neuvi. While he and Neuvi had subtle touches before, getting together had pressured him to show more affection (because it doesnt bother him, he can love, so that he can be loved) Its one of the first times Neuvi was able to tell Wrio's tells correctly and to reassure him it isn't necessary and they can begin with... what they had before

They show affection primarily with holding or touching hands (ex. : holding hands when they sleep like otters, brushing knuckles and fingers when they walk, Wrio lifting neuvs hand to bury his face in it, etc.), a reassurance that the other is there with them, and they want to hold on just as much

[wraith-caller]

If the face data for Thiollier reveals someone even remotely cute, not even god will be able to save him from my bloodlust.

[crustycrackhead]

Kremy and Gricko are really close in age and it makes me dizzy, I forgot that both Lizardfolk and Goblin live for like 60 years. Though goblins mature at 8 while lizardfolk mature at 14, I’m using Volo's Guide to Monsters as reference for ages and lifespan— I dunno what version the crew uses. But for the sake of me being crazy but they are literally past their mid-life crisis and are two old farts of the party

The domesticity of helping each other put heating pads on each other’s aching backs, making tea for aging bones, sighhh, just silly old men (men is said lightly because I think they both gender queers in some way lol). The camaraderie of the years getting you, sighhhh I just think they both sent each other minion memes on Facebook. That’s the ship to me okay… and maybe more, I draw them kiss!!! ☝️

I’m gonna just be the person that makes crazy ships up for OUAW and y’all will cheer or scorn me! That’s my niche

[just-a-little-cellist]

incorrect middle earth starring y/n #3

Dwalin: Admit it, you like Y/n. Thorin: Oh come on, I mean, am I attracted to them? Sure. Do my days feel better when I'm around them? Yeah. Do they get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasize about them? Yeah but only in two positions. But do I like them? The answer is no.

[emotionally-inept-medics]

A knock was heard on the office door of Dr. Ludwig’s office. It was late in the evening, Dell had wanted to avoid the bustling activity of the base during the day. That, and plagued with his night terrors, he couldn’t sleep, and hoped that the doc was a night owl like him.

Besides, Dell needed to branch out more, talk to some folks he hadn’t seen in the past.

( @emotionally-enervated-conagher )

Ludwig flinched unconsciously, swiveling his chair to turn the door, crossing one leg over the other and hurriedly finishing up a sheet of paperwork with a deflated sigh.

"Ah, ja? It is open!" He said a little loudly, adjusting his glasses, expecting either Soldier, Anne, Tavish or all of the above, preparing himself for drunken ramblings or stupid injuries.

[mosylufanfic]

in the race (but i’ve already won)

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Cassian Andor/Jyn Erso, Bodhi Rook/Luke Skywalker, Chirrut Îmwe/Baze Malbus, Leia Organa/Han Solo Characters: Jyn Erso, Centric!, Bodhi Rook, Cassian Andor, Chirrut Îmwe, Baze Malbus, Leia Organa, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker Additional Tags: this is my love letter to early 2000s romcoms, High School AU, everyone is smol and emotionally inept, Non-Graphic Violence, mostly jyn just punches people, jyn needs a tutor in english! and cassian is great at english!, cassian needs a tutor in physics! and jyn is great at physics!, what a coincidence!!!, There is fighting, and tutoring, musings on track shorts, and all the high school cliches, writing for this fandom again is like coming home, GET IT, sorry for butchering British slang I DID MY BEST, update: now britpicked!, THANK YOU ANNAFAN I'M YOUR #1 FAN NOW Summary:

Jyn Erso, delinquent, Year 11, has been sentenced to her worst punishment yet: tutoring Cassian Andor. Only Jyn would make spending an hour every week with her crush a crisis.

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from @clytemnestrad

[daybreakrising]

FILL IN WITH DETAILS ABOUT YOUR MUSE AS IF THEY WERE A CHARACTER IN A DATING SIM.

NAME — vautrin

PROFESSION — (former) captain of the special security & surveillance patrol. current ????

WHERE THEY CAN BE FOUND — in the past, would usually always be found at work. currently, either wandering the streets of fontaine or sitting on the bottom of the ocean. like a totally normal person.

FAVORITE FOOD TYPE — sweet foods: pastries are one of his favourite things in the world.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK — doesn't typically drink alcohol, but may occasionally have a glass of wine. could be coaxed into trying something stronger by someone he trusts.

WHERE THEY WOULD GO ON A DATE — somewhere quiet, private. a picnic in some secluded spot where no one goes, a home-cooked dinner behind closed doors. if he feels comfortable with someone, he may engage in something more public like going to the theatre. and if the other person is willing: a swim through the depths of the sea, particularly within the sea of bygone eras so he can show them the music of the water.

IDEAL GIFT — romaritime flowers. they were his sister's favourite and he treasures them. also, pastries.

HOW MANY DATES UNTIL THEY KISS — oh man. oh man. vautrin is.... very new to romance. his first and only kiss happened when he was a pre-teen and he hasn't been kissed since, so it'll take some time for him to be bold enough to ask (yes, ask) - if the other person initiates, depending on who they are/how long they've been involved in any capacity, he may tell them he's not ready (or he may be relieved that he doesn't have to make that first move-)

NAME — yingxing blade

PROFESSION — stellaron hunter; former smith & craftsman

WHERE THEY CAN BE FOUND — anywhere. everywhere. usually in the company of another stellaron hunter (usually kafka-).

FAVORITE FOOD TYPE — simple dishes are satisfactory. he doesn't take any great pleasure in food so he's very easy to please.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK — wine, though he drinks it only occasionally.

WHERE THEY WOULD GO ON A DATE — blade is not someone who typically "dates". though he might be persuaded to do specific things if the other person asked, his idea of a "date" is probably just... spending time together. existing in the same space, just the two of them.

IDEAL GIFT — death he appreciates fine craftsmanship, so honestly? give him anything that's been beautifully made by dedicated hands. obviously, if said gift is a weapon of any kind, he will immediately examine every inch, every aspect, and will probably talk more than he's ever talked on one subject, because he will tell you all about how it's been made, the techniques involved, etc-

HOW MANY DATES UNTIL THEY KISS — many. outside of specific people (yes, sae, i know what you're going to ask, and yes-) he's... he's gotta be comfortable with that level of intimacy, because this is a man who rarely thinks of himself as human. if there's a history there, however... well, he'll still take some time, but the desire will be there, ready and waiting.

tagged by : @avaere & @iniziare

tagging : @apocryphis (neuvi, or your pick if you've already been tagged for him); @ddazzlingblds; @immobiliter (navia or dehya); @delusionaid (ayato ;) or diluc) & feel free to steal it bc idk who hasn't already been tagged at least once-

[plenaurum]

Thoughts on Luci as a Dino lover

So, I'm doing a Lucifer route after having only done Dino's route in HS 1 and 2. Initially, I thought I'd hate him. I don't like LIs like him, they never did much for me (the whole dark, 'I hate you but love you', 'I don't care about you and like to dangle other women in front of you but I hate it when you even think about other men' type), but this was different and fun to play through (even though it was hard dodging Dino's advances). I thought I'd be more bothered by his wishy-washyness, but honestly? I wasn't. His feelings were so obvious the whole time that it was almost laughable that he even tried hiding them. Like, who tf did he think he was fooling? LMAO. Vicky has him in a chokehold. Anyway, I see why he's so popular (however, LEO is still MY best LI hands down).

Imma stop hating on him ig.

[theamazingannie]

Watching The Circle as a messy bitch is so funny cuz I’ll just be loving all the drama and fighting and then a player starts sharing their deepest traumas in a private chat and I’m just like

[magpigment]

finally got to episode 52 of jrwi and it’s good to see it’s taken a break from our regularly scheduled comedy podcast for an incredibly lengthy period of blatant psychological torture!! tune in next time to see what our poor motherfuckers are going to be Put Through Next!!!

[rui-drawsbox]

Bro you put a whole magical girl au idea in my head and it won’t leave 😔

All of a Knights as magical girls/boys.

I’m thinking of like an old school magical girl show where it probably starts with Arashi being harassed by one of those weird little mascot spirits or something, and then the other kids at her school (the rest of knights) slowly join her as magical knights. Idk man my brains been going.

Mika feels like a sixth ranger in my mind. Like the secret sixth magical girl who starts off as Arashi’s clumsy bestie who keeps getting targeted by villains. Alternatively he presents himself as that and is actually one of the villains major henchmen. He could be like the first major villain the magical group faces which raises the stakes and usually kicks off the actual plot in the show.

I’m having thoughts😔 but like Izumi would slay as a magical girl.

Thank you for the inspiration 🥰🥰🥰✨✨✨

u r a genius, i love the idea of Knights becoming a magical team, it fits so well!

aLSO, i actually think that Mika would be the villain henchmen, like you said, but he would become too atached to Arashi from all the times he was saved from the monsters (plotwist! he was a bait so arashi could be in danger!) and at the end he would ignore the villain orders and help the main group, he's just sweet like that<3

and i completely forgot about making the annoying mascot/alien/powers-giver, but its definitely cat shaped, and Arashi picked it up in the middle of the rain from a tangerines box coming back from school lol

ALSO ✨Timelapse📸 because i struggled way too much with his clothes to not share it

[bytedykes]

there shouldve been more demon palace (? whatever) workplace comedy. and that's what i believe with my whole heart