#emotionally inept

[were-wolverine]

jason, coming back from the dead and seeing tim as robin: how could bruce replace me? how could he give robin to someone else?

dick, who created robin in honor of his dead parents and then had bruce take it away and give it to jason without even asking him:

[1nt3rnalpu7ref4ct10n]

s4e6

[lilaccatholic]

People are allowed to say whatever they want, but man, no one comments on Taylor Swift's music quite as well as my fellow highly competent but personally emotionally inept disaster girlies

[crustycrackhead]

Kremy and Gricko are really close in age and it makes me dizzy, I forgot that both Lizardfolk and Goblin live for like 60 years. Though goblins mature at 8 while lizardfolk mature at 14, I’m using Volo's Guide to Monsters as reference for ages and lifespan— I dunno what version the crew uses. But for the sake of me being crazy but they are literally past their mid-life crisis and are two old farts of the party

The domesticity of helping each other put heating pads on each other’s aching backs, making tea for aging bones, sighhh, just silly old men (men is said lightly because I think they both gender queers in some way lol). The camaraderie of the years getting you, sighhhh I just think they both sent each other minion memes on Facebook. That’s the ship to me okay… and maybe more, I draw them kiss!!! ☝️

I’m gonna just be the person that makes crazy ships up for OUAW and y’all will cheer or scorn me! That’s my niche

[roguelemon]

=3

[fereldanwench]

being morbidly curious about obvious ragebait on instagram is my fatal flaw

[emotionally-inept-medics]

A knock was heard on the office door of Dr. Ludwig’s office. It was late in the evening, Dell had wanted to avoid the bustling activity of the base during the day. That, and plagued with his night terrors, he couldn’t sleep, and hoped that the doc was a night owl like him.

Besides, Dell needed to branch out more, talk to some folks he hadn’t seen in the past.

( @emotionally-enervated-conagher )

Ludwig flinched unconsciously, swiveling his chair to turn the door, crossing one leg over the other and hurriedly finishing up a sheet of paperwork with a deflated sigh.

"Ah, ja? It is open!" He said a little loudly, adjusting his glasses, expecting either Soldier, Anne, Tavish or all of the above, preparing himself for drunken ramblings or stupid injuries.

[protectors-of-htrae]

Tigress's character sheet!!! :D

[mosylufanfic]

in the race (but i’ve already won)

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Cassian Andor/Jyn Erso, Bodhi Rook/Luke Skywalker, Chirrut Îmwe/Baze Malbus, Leia Organa/Han Solo Characters: Jyn Erso, Centric!, Bodhi Rook, Cassian Andor, Chirrut Îmwe, Baze Malbus, Leia Organa, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker Additional Tags: this is my love letter to early 2000s romcoms, High School AU, everyone is smol and emotionally inept, Non-Graphic Violence, mostly jyn just punches people, jyn needs a tutor in english! and cassian is great at english!, cassian needs a tutor in physics! and jyn is great at physics!, what a coincidence!!!, There is fighting, and tutoring, musings on track shorts, and all the high school cliches, writing for this fandom again is like coming home, GET IT, sorry for butchering British slang I DID MY BEST, update: now britpicked!, THANK YOU ANNAFAN I'M YOUR #1 FAN NOW Summary:

Jyn Erso, delinquent, Year 11, has been sentenced to her worst punishment yet: tutoring Cassian Andor. Only Jyn would make spending an hour every week with her crush a crisis.

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from @clytemnestrad

[daybreakrising]

FILL IN WITH DETAILS ABOUT YOUR MUSE AS IF THEY WERE A CHARACTER IN A DATING SIM.

NAME — vautrin

PROFESSION — (former) captain of the special security & surveillance patrol. current ????

WHERE THEY CAN BE FOUND — in the past, would usually always be found at work. currently, either wandering the streets of fontaine or sitting on the bottom of the ocean. like a totally normal person.

FAVORITE FOOD TYPE — sweet foods: pastries are one of his favourite things in the world.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK — doesn't typically drink alcohol, but may occasionally have a glass of wine. could be coaxed into trying something stronger by someone he trusts.

WHERE THEY WOULD GO ON A DATE — somewhere quiet, private. a picnic in some secluded spot where no one goes, a home-cooked dinner behind closed doors. if he feels comfortable with someone, he may engage in something more public like going to the theatre. and if the other person is willing: a swim through the depths of the sea, particularly within the sea of bygone eras so he can show them the music of the water.

IDEAL GIFT — romaritime flowers. they were his sister's favourite and he treasures them. also, pastries.

HOW MANY DATES UNTIL THEY KISS — oh man. oh man. vautrin is.... very new to romance. his first and only kiss happened when he was a pre-teen and he hasn't been kissed since, so it'll take some time for him to be bold enough to ask (yes, ask) - if the other person initiates, depending on who they are/how long they've been involved in any capacity, he may tell them he's not ready (or he may be relieved that he doesn't have to make that first move-)

NAME — yingxing blade

PROFESSION — stellaron hunter; former smith & craftsman

WHERE THEY CAN BE FOUND — anywhere. everywhere. usually in the company of another stellaron hunter (usually kafka-).

FAVORITE FOOD TYPE — simple dishes are satisfactory. he doesn't take any great pleasure in food so he's very easy to please.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK — wine, though he drinks it only occasionally.

WHERE THEY WOULD GO ON A DATE — blade is not someone who typically "dates". though he might be persuaded to do specific things if the other person asked, his idea of a "date" is probably just... spending time together. existing in the same space, just the two of them.

IDEAL GIFT — death he appreciates fine craftsmanship, so honestly? give him anything that's been beautifully made by dedicated hands. obviously, if said gift is a weapon of any kind, he will immediately examine every inch, every aspect, and will probably talk more than he's ever talked on one subject, because he will tell you all about how it's been made, the techniques involved, etc-

HOW MANY DATES UNTIL THEY KISS — many. outside of specific people (yes, sae, i know what you're going to ask, and yes-) he's... he's gotta be comfortable with that level of intimacy, because this is a man who rarely thinks of himself as human. if there's a history there, however... well, he'll still take some time, but the desire will be there, ready and waiting.

tagged by : @avaere & @iniziare

tagging : @apocryphis (neuvi, or your pick if you've already been tagged for him); @ddazzlingblds; @immobiliter (navia or dehya); @delusionaid (ayato ;) or diluc) & feel free to steal it bc idk who hasn't already been tagged at least once-

[plenaurum]

Thoughts on Luci as a Dino lover

So, I'm doing a Lucifer route after having only done Dino's route in HS 1 and 2. Initially, I thought I'd hate him. I don't like LIs like him, they never did much for me (the whole dark, 'I hate you but love you', 'I don't care about you and like to dangle other women in front of you but I hate it when you even think about other men' type), but this was different and fun to play through (even though it was hard dodging Dino's advances). I thought I'd be more bothered by his wishy-washyness, but honestly? I wasn't. His feelings were so obvious the whole time that it was almost laughable that he even tried hiding them. Like, who tf did he think he was fooling? LMAO. Vicky has him in a chokehold. Anyway, I see why he's so popular (however, LEO is still MY best LI hands down).

Imma stop hating on him ig.

[jessaerys]

[mom dad i'm gay voice] daughter. paige. we're spies

[patron-saint-of-your-demise]

'I love v' *insert awkward laughter*

[emotionally-inept-medics]

“Hey!! Doc, ya in here? Ah heard ya got this damn animal virus too. Helloooo?” Dell calls out as he steps into the labs, poking around. He hummed in though before eyeing the office door next, tail flicking.

“Hm, maybe he’s workin’ on paperwork-“

@emotionally-enervated-conagher

Ludwig was trying to be as quiet as possible, his heart beating so fast he was sure if Dell entered he'd be able to hear it with his feline senses, just praying he didn't come in...

Just the idea of those claws... Those teeth!!! They sent his mind spiraling downward into a frenzy.

He covered his mouth with his taloned hands, feathers standing on end. He could sense Dell near.

[magpigment]

finally got to episode 52 of jrwi and it’s good to see it’s taken a break from our regularly scheduled comedy podcast for an incredibly lengthy period of blatant psychological torture!! tune in next time to see what our poor motherfuckers are going to be Put Through Next!!!

[sir-adamus]

2B has too soft a heart to be the murderer she was made to be