#emo New Yorker

[shironezuninja]

I think I’d prefer to have never found out that my follow NYers do a countdown to the lighting of the Rockefeller Christmas tree each year (like they do to the Times Square New Years Eve ball). The cheesiness got a lot more Eye Rollable.

[toytanks]

unfortunately her voice is ass

[beegswaz]

when the company is lethal

[emissary-of-dog]

italian-american new yorker (castelian?) geawa...

[cymorilcinnamonroll]

G/R/A/C/E

Grace, croons Satan, full of flesh red and scourged, as he burns eternally. Grace, sings the Devil, feasting on sinner’s flesh, the Damned his dust bread of  death. 

Grace? asks Lilith, after her children are murdered, and she is a mother in  mourning. 

Grace. Says Lucifer. Over. And Over. Again. As he contemplates a shaft of false  sunlight, for there is no sun in Hell, fallen far from the Kingdom of God. Grace, spits Samael, full of rage, siphoning drugs into his veins with IV drips.  What a joke, to him. 

Grace… whiles away Beelzebub, crafting another set of wings for a wayward  child. For children, he thinks, not us grown, bitter men. 

Grace? Eve begs, Eve chastises, Eve cajoles. There is no Grace here in Hell, there  is no Grace for humanity. 

Grace. Eisheth Zenumin sings as she tends the Devil’s wounds, woman of  whoredom comforting the wolves. 

Grace, contemplates Azazel, locked and bound in Dudael, weeping eyeless, and he  suffers for our wayward souls. 

Grace! Asmodeus delights, in his girls and boys, in his den of inequity and sin,  with wormwood drinks and time to think of red delicious wounds. Grace, Mulciber plots, building higher towers yet, a Babel beacon to pierce God  through the throat. Mulciber could do that, after all. 

Grace, as Lucifuge Rofocale haunts the between spaces, the shadows dark yet  bright. To her, Grace is a state of mind. 

Grace, Adam roars, in Pluto’s Cave, casting black magic with his Sefer Raziel  blade, ushering in the Michaelion. 

Grace? Cain screams, crucified on an apple tree, the nails along his arms like sigils  of how to summon a murderer. No Grace for me, no Grace for me. Grace. Naamah sings it, she feels it, she embodies it. For Naamah, a dew drop is  how to find peace. 

Grace, Agrat bat Mahalath dances, seductive and sensual, cambion delight of the  demon lords. 

Grace, Belial wonders, his gut full of poison and spite. What use is Grace to me? Grace, Rahab beckons into the watery abyss. Death is Grace, Death is all there is. 

Grace, the demons all worry.

There is no Grace, in the depths. 

We curse Grace. We curse Her above all things. 

We desecrate Grace’s altar, better to be inconsolable and in the  Pit 

than 

bow.

[fossilfan39]

I love your modern jetko ideas :) do u have any more headcanons (modern or otherwise)? u shld write something…

Woah thank you :))))!!! I definitely want to try my hand at writing something BUT I’m shy.. so for now im posting my concepts

Jet is Not socially ..challenged.. like zuko..BUT after years of having this impenetrable mask + intensely manipulative tendencies as a means of survival, he suffered a sort of burn out. With time he more or less moved past that. Still a bit of benign manipulation, but only in the sense that he has an understanding of people in a way that easily allows him to choose the right phrasing to get his desired response. <- This wouldn’t work with zuko because he’s autistic doesn’t seem to operate using the same social rules as everyone else, so Jet would lean into gratuitous flirting and comments so sincere they almost come off as sarcastic. Attempting to charm zuko by being disarmingly genuine.

Zuko is generally miserable and hard to get along with (at least in the beginning). Jet would be drawn to him because of his scar <- “you’ve had a hard life like me trope. In my au zuko goes to an all boys catholic school, and his family is catholic. Their relationship with religion is complicated at best. it’s more of a performance + Ozai using religion & shame as a means of control. One must imagine God being a surrogate for your father when he cannot reach you. Zuko is a huge dick to Jet at the start, only because Jet lets him get away with it. Zuko’s never been around someone who allows him to take up so much space. Pushing jet away just makes him even more interested. They make me sick.

Jet would .listen to 2010s trap and hip hop, have at least one piercing, and smoke cigarettes

Zuko would listen to 90s emo. I say this because I believe URSA would listen to 90s emo. I have many modern Ursa opinions. Because I can imagine anything….

I have limited knowledge of New York/Jersey BUT☝️I know enough to know jet belongs there (or Chicago perhaps. But east coast ftw)…. He would be chinese + Italian <- inspired by natla jet actor. Adore him.

Zuko would be a native New Yorker. I find the idea of Zuko being from New York & forced to relocate to Jersey to live with iroh funny. He would hate that. He would commute to school <- I’m not sure how plausible this is. Feel free to let me know…

[p1nkm1lkslug]

Random hcs

Jonathan the type mf to say "greetings and salutations"

Jason and candy would have absolutely loved Alice madness return after Ben introduced them

Dina and Kate both work out together

The average new Yorker gets biten and so I'm just saying that Frankie isn't above giving you a chomp

Amy and Frankie have a kind of Ralph and Vanelope relationship ("WHAT IS THE JIGGLE JIGGLE SKIN" "glizzy :3" Type of energy)

Will is literally just Syd from skins, he dresses the same, he can't skateboard for shit

Nathan would invest in hair care

For my au red and silver are both siblings and are both roommates

Lazari and Nina are both scene kids, Nina was the one that introduced it to her as a kid and she now as a teenager wears a fuck ton of kandi

Nina is an ex pick me girl and eventually just got over Jeff

And Jeff never had any feelings for Nina mainly because for my au Nina stalked and eventually met Jeff when she was like 16 and Jeff was 25 and the two now just have a sibling like bond instead

Lui is asexual and sully is not his only alter (will forever hate how sully has been portrayed in the past) , in total has around 3 alters with him, sully, emmory, Delilah

Both versions of Ben exist within my au (Benjamin and B.E.N)

Clockwork is a lesbian and was with Toby due to comphet

Jack has toe beans

Other members exist but either don't show up and or don't live at the mansion (mainly applies to sonic x, herobrian, B.E.N)

Sadie has a horrible case of "I end up falling in love only to realize he is gay"

Kageo is such a fucking bitch, like he throws shit on the floor and will make you pay on the date because he wants princess treatment (toxic gay, thinks he's Regina George LIKE PACK IT UP 💀💀)

Toby and Tim, father and his emo son

Brian is so beautiful 💕

nobody likes stripes, she thinks that they all fear her and she's their greatest eenemjaff enjoys fucking with her ("prepare to die by the hand of zalgos daughter " "Nobody remembers you and the favorite child is on our side")

[carlos-in-glasses]

4, 9, 12 & 24 of it's not too much to ask

Not too much at all, thank you :)

4: Who gets road rage?

TK. I think of Carlos as largely a calm driver because he has to be able to compartmentalise and handle a vehicle under extreme conditions (that being: dangerous car chases and travelling with distressed people in the back seat). But TK definitely has that New Yorker "HEY BUDDY GET OUT MY LANE!" honking horn thing going on. He learned to drive and then was instantly upset with every other driver.

9: Who is more likely to take longer to get ready in the morning?

I answered this one here :)

12: Who has the better playlist?

Sorry @lemonlyman-dotcom because you know I LOVE your TK and music fics, but in my headcanon...it's Carlos! I have a whole thing around this, which I shall explain: Carlos' musical tastes developed in reaction to wanting to bond with and impress his parents, so he'll be into a lot of boomer sophistipop like my main man George, rock, country, jazz and other instrumental stuff and a whole bunch of music I know nothing about because I know sweet FA, tbh. Whereas TK will have developed his musical taste out of rebellion against his parents as a teen. He was really into emo, indie, Eminem, anything his parents would call "noise". I have such a thing for him being into Eminem specifically. Idk I can just see it. Overall I think Carlos' taste will have a grown-up edge and be a bit more eclectic, whereas TK's will be more nostalgic and dramatic (which I also love btw!) ALTHOUGH! I also think TK would enjoy movie scores.

24: Who most likely distracts the other with their wiles after they broke something?

As others have said...TK! He will very brazenly pretend he hasn't broken something, whereas Carlos will over-react when he breaks something and ve very ashamed. Plus, we know TK is instantly in Carlos' lap when he's trying to pretend he isn't up to no good lol.

[the-kr8tor]

KATY- imagine this. Two idea✌️

Tasm Peter Parker bc it occurs to me New Yorkers either love or hate spiderman. Aside from the Bugle who else wants to take pictures of spiderman, fans. So I give you Peter sneaking up on r in costume after seeing them with their camera out.

He swung by pretty quickly but they managed a decent photo and thus slow burn ✨️friendship✨️ They both geek out over photography and Peter is lowkey their model (Imagine how estatic you would be to know spiderman of all people loves something just as much as you do). He shows them secluded spots knowing they would never exploit them for money or fame or whatever else.

R actually keeps all of their adventures with Pete a secret. A box of poloroids, prints, and so forth under their bed or smth cliche like that. A bonus to me is if they were in a bet to see who could capture spidey on camera and that's why they were out stalking following him around in the first place.

Prowler Hobie from another dimension. Hear me out, with a spiderperson r who's with our Hobie. Now it's not a love triangle type thing, it's just important to the plot.

R is sent to P Hobie's dimension on a mission from Miguel. Anomaly is captured, it's just another tuesday when out pops P Hobie who is not pleased to see another masked amateur trying to fight crime under the guise as "spiderman". He basically thinks they're a doppleganger until r stupidly says "Hobie?" mid battle.

R's confusion because 'huh it's my dork but emo' and P Hobie is 'my dead lover but not really?' He's quick to catch on to the dimesion hopping bc r does what his r did but in reverse?? He's also smart, that's our pookie.

They talk after calling a truce. R is stupid again bc she doesn't think sharing certain information is bad bc 'my pookie, what could he do wrong' He can do wrong, very wrong. I also excuse it with our Hobie's been off on missions for awhile so she misses him and P Hobie fills the void (NOT HEALTHY BEHAVIOR I CONDONE BUT PEOPLE HAVE FLAWS OK!?).

P Hobie has been working some time travel tech and r was the missing piece to completing it. So imagine r's surprise when on another mission they see him. R then realises what he's trying to do thus we have a spot 2.0 (Aka, trying to stop his r from dying).

They brawl literally in every other dimension but they can never best one another. When r finally gets a handle on the situation their watch breaks and P Hobie's device is dead too so now they both have to beat each other to the necesary tech to get back to where they need to be (...in my version they land in Gotham- the spiderman-dc crossovers have gotten to me).

All thoughts I had today :) anyway- how are you my lovely scrumdiddluptious pookie dookie bear?? 🤗

The first one is so soft aisnkwsjjqisjns I could just imagine peter photo bombing R with a lil ✌️ lol

Ahhhhh R is actually friends with Peter?!!! That's so cute! I bet Peter's having the time of his life hearing how R gushes about spider man lol

THE SECOND ONE 😲😲😲 Noooo friends to enemies! 😭 Our Hobie would go berserk when he finds out his R is missing in an unspecified dimension (cue batman and his robins helping out R mayhaps?) here's to p hobie redeeming himself 🥂 please?

I'm good, my sweet angel muah muah 😘 how are you?

[gulfportofficial]

I am so jealous of everyone who makes bank drawing furry art, something I could never do because my signature dorkass New Yorker Cartoon but it's Gay and a Little Emo drawing style is instantly recognizable and also not one anyone wants furry fanart in.

[purple-hyancith]

No but like Gotham citizens are hard core right? Like that’s a given.

Like that argument that’s always like Percy Jackson vs Harry Potter, and someone commented ‘average New Yorker vs a British person’

Like imagine a regular Gotham citizen just in metropolis and this random thug tried to mug them, and of course everyone thinks they’re gonna like scream or flee, but no, they watch in awe as this like sixteen year old emo looking, sleep deprived girl who was just there trying to get coffee, give this guy who is like twice their height and weight, the ass whooping of his life time, while screaming ‘wrong bitch mother fucker’ and like Superman just looks shocked and like he wants to be surprised but like even the average Gothamite makes him nervous.

[abiiors]

ive been reading thru your whole master list and the matty imagine w the baby onesie made me think ab how any/all of the boys would react if you brought your baby to a show or an album release party in a onesie w the box on it😭

oh this is so so cute!! 🥹

judging by the new yorker article where matty talked about how when baby hann is backstage, the greenroom turns into a creche and how everything is a super family-friendly environment, i would say it's the exact same for when your baby's there.

she's about seven months old and quite chatty, in that she babbles and makes grabby hands and anyone who so much as even says one word to her. and you decided her first show should be the reading self-titled 10 year anniversary show, complete with her own little self-titled merch onesie that she looks absolutely adorable it. she has a little black bow on her head to match it. in short, you've got your own lil emo baby to match her dad.

matty is of course the first one to see it when you get her ready, instantly cooing at her and admiring her. he hasn't stopped cuddling her honestly and if it weren't for him having to strap her into her baby seat for the car ride, you suspect she would have been attached to him for the entirety of it. apart from matty, george is the first one to see it because he's right there outside, sneaking a quick cig before he has to go in but you've never seen this man put out a cig this fast before as he practically runs towards matty to get a proper look at her. he barely has the patience till matty gets her out of the car seat and hands her over to him. and you watch your tiny tiny baby wrap this giant of a man around her little finger while he bounces her around and compliments her every two seconds like "look at you, all ready to rock and roll aren't you?" and "the cutest member of the band ever!" she giggles when he blows a raspberry on her tummy and tries to grab a few of his shiny necklaces.

all in all, it's uncle george who carries her inside where everyone else is chilling and getting ready for the show. and you know once the rest of them see her, she's going to be passed around from one set of arms to the other like a lil parcel until everyone is done cooing over her and telling her that she's the cutest baby ever. you're also quite happy about the fact that she's wide awake and hopefully, she will be throughout the set even though you only plan on watching the show with her on one of the screens backstage since the lights and loud sounds might be too scary for her just yet. and she's too small to have a fitted pair of headphones 😭

anyway, once all her uncles and aunties are ready for the show, you take a few quick photos--one where she's sat on matty's shoulders, the box nicely visible on her torso, and surrounded by everyone also in black. absolutely adorable <3

[sentient-stove]

Cotillion au. Now. Scrwaming crying throwing up i need to know more op i need it i need it

Lmao

Okay okay okay okay mortal au alright? You know it, you love it, there’s no magic (rip)

So, Nico

He’s from the Big City™️ right. Just this full blown New Yorker kid that went to a fancy private school that his mom paid for for him and his sister.

But!

His sister graduates, and mom can’t justify having him be at this fancy smancy school anymore. So where does she send him?

To live with her divorced husband in Texas. Middle of nowhere town where half the population is rich as fuck and the other half is kinda just managing and all that. Nico’s dad and new stepfamily falls under the ‘filthy rich’ category.

Naturally.

Anyway, Nico is a Big City™️ kid and therefore bad at Medium Towning. He’s weird, emo, a bit socially awkward, queer and he doesn’t want to be the odd one out here at the start of the second to last year of high school right?

So what does he decide to do about a month into the school year?

He decides to try to convince the nice popular girl to beard for him.

(In case you don’t know, bearding is where typically a gay man will pretend to date a lesbian woman or vice versa in order to stay stealth and not draw attention in generally not queer friendly areas.)

Slight problem- nice popular girl is actually trying to hide the fact that she wants to be nice popular boy.

Hijinks ensue, mostly involving cotillion/debut balls and falling in love with the guy that’s playing at being your fake girlfriend.

[alexanderhamiltonhasafatass]

Getting my new Yorker gf to listen to Midwestern emo music when she wakes up, let's see how it goes

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

Here's a bingo card full of great Klaine fics:

Debut: Days by AllyThePotato

Page Turner: Come Alive by delires

Need Tissues: Stick Season by Blurglesmurfklaine

Unusual Occupation: Witch Wanted by RockItMan

Wild Card: Running in Circles, Coming up Tails by izwordsoup

Summer: Swing, Swing by quizasvivamos

Challenge: Ebb and Flow by maanorchidee

Laugh: these inconvenient fireworks by redheadgleek

Trope I don't normally read: Out of Eden (and the whole 'verse) by wowbright

Thanks for your Bingo card! HERE is the collection (125 fics and counting!) and here is the info for the 2023 Klaine Bingo! ~Lynne

1) Days by AllyThePotato

Blaine lives in San Fransisco, Kurt lives in Lima. They've never met in person, but befriend one another and talk over the phone. They make plans to live in NYC together, but will everything go as planned?

2) Come Alive by delires

1960s NYC: Newly-wed junior advertising exec Blaine Anderson finds a missing piece to his puzzle in the back room of a Manhattan bar. Mad Men era AU.

3) Stick Season by @blurglesmurfklaine

After Finn dies, Kurt leaves everything he knows behind without a trace. His hometown, his family, his boyfriend. When his dad has a medical scare, he returns to Lima, one year after breaking Blaine’s heart with no explanation.

4) Witch Wanted by @rockitmans

Blaine is cursed to not touch anyone, Kurt is the grumpy neighborhood witch. They each have something the other other needs (the thing is love)

5) Running in Circles, Coming up Tails by izwordsoup

Kurt and Adam are married with a seven-year-old daughter, Ellie. "Happily married" is another question. Ellie takes piano lessons from none other than Blaine Anderson, who also happens to be a good friend of Kurt's since college. What happens to them when Adam goes to England to star in a West End musical, leaving Kurt and Ellie in New York? What happens when Blaine becomes a more frequently-seen figure in Kurt and Ellie's lives due to Ellie's piano schedule?

6) Swing Swing by quizasvivamos

The Skanks, Kurt and Quinn, are a thing. Blaine, a bit of a bad boy, is dating that goth girl, Tina. The four best friends are fully immersed in the Emo/Scene subculture, the kids everyone at school calls emo or just plain freaks. As close-knit as a friend group can get, the couples share a lot in common: their love of choir and band, tastes in music and art, partying, going to shows and concerts, getting wasted, and—oh, yeah—each other's partners. They swap sometimes. Because it's cool, and it's hot. Besides, it's just for fun. Then, in the summer before their senior year, they take a life-altering road trip to Cleveland for Warped Tour 2005.

7) Ebb & Flow by maanorchidee

Blaine Anderson is yet another anonymous New Yorker who's trying to get a job in the entertainment industry. His days are filled with auditions, bleak subway rides, piano lessons, and complaining about his annoying next-door-neighbour. But Blaine has a secret that he cannot share with his other friends: he dreams of playing competitive Splatoon 2. He already has a hard time justifying this music degree, so he doesn't need to add an interest in eSports to that. That's why the only person who knows about this, is yet another stranger on the internet named Kurt. The two met in an LGBT Splatoon 2 Discord and became fast friends. Little do they know that they also know each other offline.

8) These Inconvenient Fireworks by redheadgleek

After an unexpected Tony award, Kurt Hummel is Broadway's hottest up and coming star, which comes with expectations and some admirers that won't take a hint. When his best friend Elliott Gilbert suggests that they pretend to date to get the leeches to back off, Kurt takes him up on the idea. It's all working out great - until Kurt starts to fall hard for the dark-haired music director of his latest musical.

9) Out of Eden by @wowbright

As a gay Mormon, Kurt Hummel has decided to go the rest of his life without falling in love. But toward the end of his two years as a missionary in Germany, Elder Anderson moves into his apartment—and Kurt's best-laid plans fall apart.

[thebowerypresents]

Donald Glover Says Goodbye to Childish Gambino at Barclays Center

Childish Gambino – Barclays Center – August 27, 2024

Beginnings and endings: I was fortunate to see Donald Glover’s rise as Childish Gambino’s CAMP tour rolled into SummerStage back in 2012. At the time, Glover was still on Community and had yet to garner the critical praise he would for his own Emmy-winning series Atlanta. More than a decade later, the multihyphenate returns for a farewell swing as Gambino, announcing that Bando Stone & the New World would be the final album back in April. Now a father of three, he managed to take time away from his family to give a proper send-off to his lovable musical persona.   

On the second night at Barclay’s Center, Glover brought up what he’d touted in an Apple Music interview with Zane Lowe: “The live event is what makes it valuable to me.” Opening with welding sparks on the main stage to deflect attention from the B stage, the rapper emerged in a black latex spacesuit, singing “H3@RT$ W3RE M3@NT T0 F7¥,” an oversized helmet covering his face. Background about the tech that surrounded the space was provided as he made his way through the crowd on the floor, an icicle-like lighting installation at the center pulsating with twinkling luminescence.

Fans were hyped from the get-go and hands immediately waved side to side for “Survive,” leaving the multitalented artist to remark, “This might be the best show yet.” The first half of the set was mostly dedicated to more recent material including the KAYTRANADA track “Witchy.” The producer and DJ made a guest appearance walking down the runaway to join Glover, who put his falsetto on display.

Soon the latex coat was shed and a sea of cell phones peppering the arena like stars in the night sky accompanied a song written for people in love “Steps Beach.” Throughout the show, first-time concertgoers and “real fans” were acknowledged accordingly. The upbeat “Feels Like Summer” — setting the vibes for newbies — welcomed all New Yorkers to bask in the dog days of summer.

And those “real fans” erupted in response to a trio from CAMP: “L.E.S.,” “Heartbeat” and “Bonfire.”  In a choose-your-own-adventure moment, the venue selected “III. Urn” over “II. Shadows.” He held back some choice singles to cap off the evening, and the downtempo slow-burn classic “Redbone” had Gambino proclaim, “Love you forever.” And after a brief dip backstage to have the end credits run, a flood of rainbow lasers welcomed Glover back for an encore with the emo opus “Lithonia.” —Sharlene Chiu | @Shar0ck

(Childish Gambino plays Capital One Arena in D.C. tomorrow.)

Photos courtesy of DeShaun Craddock | dac.photography