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Enid, drunk on the floor: Why're you so tall?
Wednesday: You are on the floor.
Enid, gasping: Is it cuz I fell for you??
Wednesday, flustered: ...just stand up, please, querida.
#enid after wens gets her off the floor: oooooo there are your dimples lemme kiss 'em#wens being gay: I'll destroy you#wenclair#real things my very drunk girlfriend said to me last night#happy new year
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Oh my little love, I wish I was there to protect you.
#bloodweave#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#hc bb gale sounds out hard to pronounce words so he can still use em#hc 39 year old astarion would fall for gale so fast#angst from my silly account?#is this time travel or just the boys thinking?#yes#time travel could have some silly moments tho#bb gale to older astarion : ur pretty 😳#bb drunk magistrate astarion to older gale: MARRY ME#I shoudl draw tha next#stuff by me#time travel au
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Drunk Em back at it again it’s still Sinday Sunday ( NSFW BELOW )
Caesar would prefer to have you doggy style to eat you out and he’s so going to town. Really makes it a point to keep your legs together.
Noa likes you on your feet and you’re being held by him as he’s got you pinned to a wall, looking up at you when you grasp his fur.
Blue Eyes likes it when you’re on your back and he likes your legs on his shoulders. Gives him more leverage to get his muzzle deep.
Anaya he’s definitely the type to have one leg in his shoulder and he’s holding the other. He’s playful though and nips at your thighs.
Koba ( face it he won’t EVER realistically go down on you lmao ) very tooth oriented to the point where it’s almost sadistic how he moves.
#em speaks ( drunk )#Caesar#Noa#Koba#blue eyes#Anaya#pota#planet of the apes#planet of the apes x reader
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not the mum friend not the child friend but a secret third thing (the goblin friend)
#lgbtq#trans#tumblr fyp#friendship#friends#friend group#mum friend#child friend#goblincore#seriously tho#the ONLY time i snuck out for my friends was bc they were drunk and needed someone to get em
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ALSO WHITE CLAWS ARE HEAVEN SENT.
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So come fill up your glasses of brandy and wine / Whatever it costs I will pay / So be easy and free, when you're drinking with me / I'm a man you don't meet every day...
#em draws stuff#oc time again hehe#haunted by your hand#the gambler: james webster#the highwayman: kate heriot#bweirdOCtober#ROLESWAP TIME!!! ALIVE KATE GHOST JAMES TIME WOOOOOO#I cannot emphasize enough that this is Equally bad as the previous situation if not actively worse#the main change this actually causes is a Sharp Uptick in the amount of partying going on in the story#if james is a morose melancholic drunk then kate is a Wild and Messy drunk. and leaving her to run the inn does not economy make.#people are absolutely getting murdered for their money every night but what's important is that this is now also a Party Place#but you stumble away from the noise and light for a moment and. oh. Oh god what Is that.#man you don't meet every day (from which the caption lyrics are taken) is Thee kate song of all time by the way#also what gave kate the dubious honor of being my only character with a voiceclaim. yes she sounds like cait o'riordan.#the version sung by her is such a particular gender that works so nicely with whatever is going on with kate#my horrible babygrill :) my daughter with a thousand faults :)
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#masters of the air#mota#motaedit#mastersoftheairedit#mota spoilers#masters of the air spoilers#bernard demarco#basilcreations#the middle gifs are bigger if you click on 'em#but cos he was not the focal point in that scene it gets blurry soooo#he is so drunk lbr#knew I had to gif it for my fellow Benny girlies#bennyedit
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they may have built a super advanced robot replica of their dead classmate, but they’re still teenagers!
i put a little too much effort into their matching pfps… so this is testtube and fan at a new year’s party (which may or may not have lead to bot’s creation)
#based off of what i heard from random gossip in nat 5 drama this is what i assume highschool (or in my case secondary school) parties look—#—like which… actually makes the dance i’m going to go to in a few weeks a tad bit intimidating but also i heard that there will be NO—#—ALCOHOL INVOLVED because we’re going to a fancy establishment and we’d probably get in trouble if this school event ended with every teen—#—involved absolutely wasted#not like the organiser of this party had to worry about that..#i actually came up with a few plot points based around this new year’s party but the fan and testtube drunk bet one is probs be the most—#—important one cus like. they made bot lol#(i say this as if i will ever have the motivation to actually post comics for this au that have a plot)#my brain is filled with plotlines i just can’t write ‚em down well lmao#ii bot#ii test tube#ii fan#i(i) guess goo’s there too#fantube#technically?#ii#inanimate insanity
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our saint Thing of 'stole a fucking marshmallow at midnight and hid under the bed with it'
#the stupid marshmallow and her stupid big eyes and her stupid lil pumpkin patch head fucking GLOWED when I shoved my phone under there#surreal experience (she got Overwhelmed by the Stolen Prize and also her sister trying to steal it. so she hid in a box and was Apprehended#cute cats#my art#this happened the other day but I have a video of the Event. Which does NOT capture the insane vibes. so I had to illustrate it#did i mention I was drunk? and only had those marshmallows because a friend gave 'em to me after we were done roasting hotdogs?
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shit my friends send me when they find me afk
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ai gnt estou muito mal com uma crise da fernando fever pensando como eu queria comer ele e que ele me comesse
#Fernando Contigiani#fernando contigiani#delírios 🍒#pq assim fernando pussy drunk é um fato#imagina ele em abstinência e do nada BOOM#eu sedenta
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Fuck it I’m going on
Imagine like ????
With Caesar, blue eyes and Koba getting drunk in front of them ( more obtainable, only 10 or so years after the flu and you find some wine )
Imagine accidentally getting sloshed in front of Noa, Anaya or soona lmao like they give you something to drink one night and you’re like YAY and it’s fermented and you drink too much. 💀💀
#em speaks ( drunk )#pota#planet of the apes#Caesar#blue eyes#Koba#noa#soona#Anaya#planet of the apes x reader
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*An beloved, worn journal of the MCs tucked under the bed. With a drunken entry*
Rook, loving you is one of my very first memories. When we were so young that I could slip my hands into yours when the world start to be too much. When the world started to spin to fast. I would feel so much safer just holding your hand. Like you were my very own knight against all the darkness. Sometimes I would just reach for your hand, because mine naturally fit in yours. When did you feel the need to stop holding my hand? To leave me behind?
I know everyone of your smiles. When you are hiding, when you sad, when you don't want to be seen, the ones when you are generally happy. They are all so beautiful. People have asked me why, why do I not persure Teri, who looks at me with interest, or Gale who seeks me out at every turn. How can I look at them, when you have galaxies in your eyes. When I can witness all your smiles instead. Even when they are for someone else. That is happening more often now. When did I stop being able to make you laugh? Is that why you were always busy? Always away?
I know you have your secrets, and that's okay. But every year you tell me less. You spend just a bit less time with me. Now when I try to get close to you, you always seem to run. And I can't blame you. I wouldn't want to hold these hands either....
Been staring at this since it hit my inbox. I think you just wrote the first official BA fanfic anon
#em answers#ch: rook#BA: fan content#crush!rook probably had an unsent text he typed out when drunk confessing everything himself tbh
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there ya go. my forever wip of something i'm working on! Dionysus inspired by some Hellenistic statues!
still working on colouring currently, but I'm considering starting from the beginning and using monocrome. forcing myself to get out of my comfort zone yanno?
for the moment get this pretty boygirl deity
#lyric arts#sketch#artistic nudity#i want him to look androgynous#and a lil high/drunk. cause thats his thing yanno#dionysus#bacchus#greek gods#greek mythology#digital art#artists on tumblr#pjo#pjo did my boy dirty he deserves to be cool#he's beckoning you to join his cult btw#i gave him a thyrsus too btw i just dont have the screenshots yet (could share em if anyones curious)
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🌊🌌
#drunk bois#first post this year#cheating bc actually this is from november last year before the artblock😌#too lazy to tidy 'em up but it's actually not bad like that#the messier the merrier#bad buddy#bbs fanart#patpran#thai series#fanart#my art#nandskarth
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LARK OAK GARCIA I WILL DEFEND U TILL MY DYING BREATH
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#lark oak garcia#no I won’t#well I will but not for all the shit he did#bc the hero stuff… that’s fucked up man like I understand ur reasoning but#dawg. not okay#lunarrosette’s shit#keeping up with the tradition of me shit posting abt lark while drunk#I need to actually work on the nark video essay and nark historian#bc I have. so many feelings#but like idk how to type em but I can say em better maybe
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