#elia’s tumblr besties

[potato-lord-but-not]

MAGPOD STICKERS 3/4

GERRYYYY Gerry….. Annabelle….. I love you

[operationterminus]

Quinn: I am going to need you to swear- Elias: Fuck. Quinn: Quinn: ...swear as in promise.

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ooo ok idk if CYMs are allowed in here but

🪑 (chair) — come talk with me! i don’t have any ask games in mind, so come annoy me however you see fit <3.

maybe as ur playlists? bc u have some very cool names for them

omg,,,,,, your mIND is impossibly big for this, bestie!!!! i am a sucker for a good cym and nothing will bring me back to my tumblr rot than one of these bad boys <33

disclaimer that my memory has never been worse when it comes to who falls under the "mutual" category. i might forget some of you and i'm so sorry for that 😔���️

@destourtereaux is despite everything, there is light (it's all my like,,,, soft core kpop that i listen to when i'm #overwhelmed on a monday evening and still have so much to do even though i'm so done with life itself. it's the perfect balancing act between a pick me up and a cradling hug that doesn't ask me to be okay,,, just get through <3) alternatively; we burn just like stars

@musicallisto is do you even dvicio? (because yeah <3 she's the only other girlie who understands the dvicio brainrot <3 also i heard a rumor that literally all of their love songs are written about her???? and like,,, i can confirm it's true. there's no better subject material for love songs than clara <3) alternatively; summer borne seconds? i only have 5. also; though their lips sound of things done

@amortensie is sing because you just need to sing (it's literally just musicals <3 nixie is that theatre kid out of all my mutuals and she should be immensely proud of that <3. also, there's so many different genres held within that behemoth of a playlist and nixie has multitudes and depth that we might never expect <3) alternatively; mele

@genyakosstyk is the haole boys know how to make good beats on occasion (this one is just a collection of white boy artists (hapa haole included!!!) and idk why i'm giving it to lottie, tbh. i just feel like she'd lovingly roast my occasional, misguided brainrot over objectively average white men like alec benjamin, but also let it happen and learn the lyrics to support me. it's a playlist i listen to when i want to tap into the teenage me who had a favorite backstreet boy, okay? ooooohhh... you know what? maybe this association came about because i associate lottie with &juliet... and they have a lot of white pop on that list.... yeah. i think that's it.) alternatively; six of crows radio

@bright-molina is summer borne seconds? i only have 5. (it's a 5SOS playlist. i think the association explains itself.) alternatively; stealing elias goldstein's headphones

@heliads is do i want roses? only if they sound like this. (it's a collection of music by the k-band the rose and i just,,,,,,, there's nothing more comforting in this whole wide world <3. why do i associate it with lisa? i mean,,, it's not a 1-1 association since i don't think lisa knows the rose exists, but i feel like their ~sound~ fits her vibes <3) alternatively; i am the sea or i am nothing

@oceanspray5 is heavy are the mountains; heavy the seas (this one is my like,,,, indie folk pop playlist. at least i think that's what the genre is...? the sound for of monsters and men. the oh hellos. the lumineers. idk why other than the sound fits the aesthetic of iffah's blog.) alternatively; a little parenthesis in eternity

@noesapphic is the dark of getting it (it's my secret agent au playlist. self explanatory vibes <3) alternatively; cantar

@the-radio-star is perhaps i am digging his grave (one of my oldest, most robust, and beloved playlist <3. it's arguably a lot of genres but it scratches the same itch of ~ooooooohhhh,,,, i'm dark and angsty and arguably a mess but also a bad bitch on alternating wednesdays~) alternatively; saranghae but it's a mournful yeehaw

@permanentreverie is bts mayhaps? (i think this one explains itself <3 but also!!!!!!!!!! bts changed me and so does lindsay. daily. not always for the better of society, but alas. change can never be contained to one linear direction <3) alternatively; thirteen of them but they take up seventeen places in my heart and; this world rests beneath a blood red sky

@biqherosix is tomorrow? girl, only if we're together (i don't think daniza knows txt - if you don't, this is my not so silent plea for you to give them a listen - but literally the vibes align so perfectly. she and txt get each other, they just don't know it yet. listen to 0x1=LOVESONG and tell me daniza wouldn't just,,,,, go feral to that song. also Lo$er=Lo♡er) alternatively; the haole boys know how to make good beats on occasion

@johnskeating is CELESTIAL (for obvious reasons (to her at least) that i will not disclose and neither will anyone else under threat of death <3. but also, it's a collaborative playlist with a lot of summer-adventures-with-your-best-friends vibes and that's cass <3) alternatively; all that's beyond my grasp

[serenamidnight]

#should i have reblogged this?#ive got no clue how this site works via @kallen-elias

welcome to figuring out tumblr bestie bc i only just found out how to put previous tags in the text part of a reblog so i dont have to put them all in tags LMAOOO

#midnight creations is such a banger

KAL JUMPSCARE HELLO BESTIE

i was going thru so many words trying to find a tag that sounded nice 😭

[lesbianjackies]

I was told by @shyposttree to come and flirt with you so here goes.....

Hey are you bi? Because I wanna bi with you......Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.......Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

Need I say anymore? hehe anyways, I'm Anni and do tell me if you'd like to hear anymore googled, terrible pick-up lines!

omg anni darling you’re making me blush 😳😳

if u wanna go out sometime i don’t have a life, you’d be my entire world bbygirl i swear 😍😍

[imabee-oralizard]

Tag so I don’t forget

My amazing wife astoria- @scandalous-chaos

My amazing non silent silent friend- @wrathspoet

My new wife bay

The one I will marry

(used to use my best bestie on tumblr) - @nevilleismywhore

Clo my glo bug- @drayslove

Uncle lover bestie+ amora mi amor +cousin lover-@angelzone

Sarah my love- @sarahisslytherin

Kylie watches- then whatever I’m watching

Kylie rambles- just random stuff

Read later- stuff to read later + character/ actor name

Read you already- what I’ve already read + character/ actor name

My chaotic bestie- @shespeaksinsongs

My reblog buddy- @thismessymasterpiece

Bee my beloved- @miss-celestial-being

My ice ice baby+ captain save-a-hoe+ issue buddies-@natti-ice

My big sister- @mendesxruel

Lily my love- @lilylunas-abode

Ani thy book worm- @jexnrey

The ancient one- @/jexnrey

Ray the lash machine- @rayictionary

Book lover bud- @blackthunder137

Vinnie the vine+ vinnie the username changer- @icedfaeriie

Bee makes honey- @honeymunson

Shay my bay- @lazydreamer19

Mr moony says Eleanor is beautiful- @writingwitch007

Stalker friends- @sw34terw34ther

Garfield the raccoon lover 🦝- @garfieldsladybird

Elia🍡🍬🍭+ Elias music masterpieces- @mad-elia

Ellora the musician- @ell0ra-br3kk3r or @/elloras-music

My palaye man- @polygraph-paperplane

Kent lover bestie- @starconfettii

Red does not suck- @redsxcks

My close proximity bestie- @nyxxxxxxxx

Mutual Eli lover- @smellslikemultifandomimagines

The fault in each others stars 🖤- @siriusblackstwin

Sp my baby- @slyth3rin-princess

Ahana the god- @just-another-godless-god

Imaorallizard- @writtenbytimburton

Spamming buddy- @siriusblackstwin

Vee the puller of all bitches +vee the rizz master - @the-tortured-poets-depxrtment

And I put their user name so when I forget then it’ll still be in a category

(I’ll update this more later)

[seasys]

Just got this notification.... 👁️👁️

*hair tuck* what can i say <3

[your-mom-friend]

Ranking Avatars on a completely arbitrary scale:

Peter Lukas: 4/10 but only because he's funny. Don't like how he treats martin.

Simon Fairchild: 6/10 he killed a bunch of people but he's also a delightful little jokester who doesn't give a shit about the apocalypse and hangs around Peter for no reason. He's also been assigned martin-simp by Tumblr though this is a neutral point

Elias Douche-ard: 2/10 nice voice and fun to be evil with but he is also just a horrible man and I am gleeful every time he gets the shit beaten out of him it adds 2 years to my life span

Jon: 8/10 my poor little meow meow. he's really dumb sometimes but it's not totally his fault. He used to be an asshole before and is still not a perfect dude but he's trying god damnit

Jared: 7/10. Doesn't give a shit about the apocalypse either he's just having fun with his freaky powers. Points off because he terrorized people but he gave the archives business so

Gerry: 11.5/10. Rebelled against his fucked up mom and beat the shit out of Leitner. Broke the cycle of abuse and gave Jon actual information. Just wanted to rest :( He would've gotten a 12 if not for his shittily dyed hair, which was so bad it was a focal point of his appearance. A whole King.

Micheal Distortion: 8/10 what a fun twink. No toxic masculinity here no sir. He'd paint his nails. points off for his headache-laugh. Just vibing and going for his own agenda. Was going to be 7 but I gave him an extra point for his agenda against Gertrude. Was surprisingly sad when he died

Helen Disdoortion: 9/10 incredible character. Really parallels Jon earlier in her Becoming. thought that feeling guilty was a sucky emotion and stopped. Incredible.

Jane Prentiss: 5/10 I felt for her she was so scared :( but she also tried to kill like everyone and tried to literally rot a hole in reality idk what she thought she was doing actually kind of a dumb plan bestie

Oliver Banks: 9/10 character I love him so much he's incredible. No fucks to give. 1 point off because he killed a literal boat load of people but he also died so

Jude Perry: 7/10 everyone's favourite butch lesbian desolation avatar. Fun lady but also gave Jon some bad burns and wants to end the world which is not very sexy of her :/

Let me know everyone I missed and I'll do a part 2, gentles and ladymen

Edit: Part 2 is up!!

[lesbianjackies]

TYSM I'M GOING TO DO ALL OF THESE

hello my beautiful rumor bestie, have any ideas for a five fic i could write? i'm in the mood to write for him but i don't have any ideas......

AAAAHH

ok so i have a few

You could always go the typical friends to lovers or enemies to lovers type thing, and while I do hold that it's rather cliche and typical, it's still fricking adorable and I know you'd do something great for it. For example, partners at the Commission or childhood friends who go stop the apocalypse together.

Another way you could go is that they just...run into one another and are like...ok, you're my boyfriend/girlfriend/partner now because that's adorable. That soulmate connection...just MUAH

OMG speaking of which, you could always go for a soulmates au. That would be awesome.

If you want to go the angstier route, you could do like the separated by time. For example, the reader's younger self is in 2019 and Five just can't stay away from them. That would be awesome, too, especially if they died in the future and Five is absolutely determined to keep them around and (ideally) with him for as long as they can be (i.e. die of old age)

If you want to go the dark route, you can take the previous prompt and make five just...unhinged as hell

Another thing you could do is just domestic fluff after a stressful day of stopping the apocalypse

Speaking of domestic fluff, you can have one forcing self-care on the other because god knows five doesn't have much of that (though he MUST fit a shower in there at some points because that fluff in the hair is unattainable otherwise, either that or he has more than time travel as a power)

And, last but not least, because we all knew this was coming, one gets hurt and the other is panicking.

HAVE FUN

[painsandconfusion]

Whumping the Whumpers Masterpost

The story of how a chronic whumpee(Ethan) teams up with his past whumper(Nate) to get revenge on the whumpers who have whumped him before. Lots of angst. Lots of whump. My babies, honestly.

(SO sorry the Hyperlinks inside the first four posts won’t work since I moved blogs. I tried to fix them and tumblr glitched tf out. You’ll have to navigate with the masterpost. I’m so sorry, please message me if you need help finding something tumblr ate.)

Click here for most recent update of the list (in case you’re looking at an rb or something).

Please read individual trigger warnings for each post.

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Whumper: Nate Walker (he/him) Whumpe(e)/(r ): Ethan Scott (he/him)

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Main Storyline:

Part One: Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones, but... Whumptober post (sorry it’s nameless). Nate re-captures Ethan, and is less than thrilled by Ethan’s newfound pain tolerance and ‘bitch make me’ attitude. . Part Two: Blood Redd Nate thinks Ethan might like to see Redd again. . Part Three: Whisked Away Nate is butt-hurt Ethan didn’t call him. They got problems that need attending to. . Part Four: You Know You Want To... Rescue mission. Nate is creepy (cuz when is he not), and Ethan struggles with himself and his desires. . Part Five: My True North Ethan does a really really good job almost maybe making good choices. . Part Six: Such a Good Girl... Nate isn’t great at not getting what he wants. . Part Seven: The Bartlett Café Boys eat food, boys talk murder. Nate’s creepy but in a cute way. Mostly fluff. . Part Eight: So Flinchy! Alec gets Anna settled in to her new hell home. . Part Nine: Get in, Bitch, We’re Going Shopping Wait...you don’t buy matching outfits with your bestie to wear when you kidnap someone? You’re missing out. . Part Ten: Pretty Little Noises Nate and Anna have their first session. She’s really cute. Nate almost can’t handle it, she’s so adorable. . Part Eleven: Save a Horse, Swipe a Cowboy Aww look! Their first kidnapping together. Honey, get the camera! . Part Twelve: In the Zone The boys get Elias settled at Nate's dungeon place. Ethan is too shy to whump in front of anyone else yet. Poor baby. . Part Thirteen: No One Owns Me Ethan really needs to keep his emotions in check if he wants to be a good whumper. Elias really needs to not push buttons if he wants to not die. . Part Fourteen: Blowing Off Steam Nate is stuck with damage control after being denied ~fun~ but is doing a great job. . Part Fifteen: Chaos Anna is in too much pain to not have any marks to show for it. Rude, honestly. . Part Sixteen: Right and Wrong Ethan broods like a depressed, half drunk poet (like he always does) to tell us about Our Merry Little Murderers' origin story. . Part Seventeen: Own Destiny Ethan broods again because that's who he is as a person. He's tired of not knowing what to do with himself or his life....so Nate and he come to an arrangement. . Part Eighteen: Fluffy Pancakes Listen. Guys. I know you want to get to the whump, but....Well, Nate was craving blueberry pancakes. And I don't have the heart to tell him no. So you get fluff before the brutal torture. Sorrynotsorry . Part Nineteen: Gruel 101 Nate likes oatmeal. Ethan hates Elias. Nuff said. . Part Twenty: You're Going To Need Your Strength Elias hates the oatmeal. Everyone hates everyone. Fun fluffy angst. . Part Twenty-One: Bigger Fish Frikkin finally we get to actually hurt Elias - Nate bleeds because @cryptidhongo drew me a feral shroom in exchange. Fight them, not me. . Part Twenty-Two: Master A little bit of karma is good for the soul. . Part Twenty-Three: Hiding From Everyone has secrets. Who's closet is this skeleton going in? . Part Twenty-Four: Run, Anna Runn Well. I mean, at least you can try. Good luck tho. Her last name is Gunn; I did not misspell, it is a punn >:p . Part Twenty-Five: Ship in a Bottle ...Ethan didn't have a great childhood. This is just one exhibit of that fact. . Part Twenty-Six: Scream for Me I scream, you scream, we all scream for therapy. . Part Twenty-Seven: Valentines Special Just fluff. Nate likes Ethan, Ethan likes laser tag, it all works out in the end. . Part Twenty-Eight: The Carrot and the Stick Throwback episode to four years ago. Meet Johnny. Ethan's first love and unfortunate whipping boy. . Part Twenty-Nine: Lacuna Time to get Crawford in the basement already. Also - seems like Ethan has history with him? Whatever, I'm sure the plot will unravel it eventually.

Part Thirty: Not the Knife Crawford's pretty sure he's just already getting a bit of a break for his first night in Nate's workshop. This can't be that bad .....right?

Part Thirty-One: Concrete Crawford isn't doing so hot with that, actually. He'd rather get carved up. Ethan think's that's a great idea.

Part Thirty-two: Strikeout Failed escapes. Amiright?

Part Thirty-three: Nightmares and Daydreams The boys can't sleep. Toss in some gore and fluff and you got yourself a chapter update. Bam.

Part Thirty-four: Die Here Anna is starting to come to terms with her fate. Nate thinks that's cute. Short and sweet. Anna learns Ethan used to be in her shoes. Maybe he still is...

Part Thirty-five: Bath Good boys who take pain well get restful relaxation (probably?)

Part Thirty-six: Something's Not Right Not all wounds are visible.

Part Thirty-seven: Silent Stranger Keep quiet.

Part Thirty-eight: Off Guard Sometimes whumpees get out of their handcuffs. Sometimes, in a room full of weapons, they grab one while they wait for the doors to unlock.

Part Thirty-nine: Kristen Throwback to 'Anna is a bitch'.

Part Forty: Yours to Lose Nate gets pissy when other kids break his toys and Ethan is a drama queen. What else is new?

Part Forty-one: Shell You didn't think Johnny was gonna survive, did you?

Party Forty-two: Bickering N and E have a domestic. Like they do. ...again.

Part Forty-three: Harmless Ethan is traumatized. What helps traumatized people? Taking the object of their trauma and turning its bones into powder. Huh? You don't agree? Eh, Ethan did it anyway - too late.

Part Forty-four: Ethan's Ship What fixes fights? Gifts and jokes.

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Ghost of Ethan Past

(flashback scenes from Ethan's days as a whumpee)

Stay Down: Elias hasn't had Ethan long, and Ethan is doing a very very very bad job at the 'get on your fucking knees when I enter a room' rule.

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Random Stuff:

You know how people have spirit animals? Well this is Nate and Ethan’s spirit tiktok....Thought you might wanna see...

Nates house visual reference.

Whumpee Ethan noncon mody modification collar alternative

Nates Custom Chuck Taylors

(tags: @prisonerwhump, @whumpawink, @mabledonut, @heathenwhump, @paleassprince, @happy-little-sadist, @wormwriting, @distinctlywhumpthing, @whump-cafe @jo-doe-seeking-inspo @azayta @tropes-for-my-md-daydreams @batfacedliar-yetagain @there-will-always-be-blood @siren-of-agony @whumpworld @bandages-andobsessions @deltaxxk @whumpasaurus101 @pickywhumpreader @whumpberry-cookie @morning-star-whump @shelfsdesires @throwawaywhumper @the-mourning-stars @d-cs @pigeonwhumps @hold-back-on-the-comfort @suspicious-whumping-egg @snakebites-and-ink @whumpedydump @orphans-parent @rainbowsandwhumperflies)

As always, lmk if you want to be added to the tag list!

[lovenhlboys]

From a Distance (E.Pettersson X Reader)

Chapter 1

Masterlist

Tag list form

A/n: hello peoples!! I’m so excited to FINALLY post the first chapter of this fic!!! I’ve been working on it for a long time, and after a few unpleasant delays, it’s finally happening 😁. While this isn’t my first fic, this is my first NHL fic, and the first fic I’m posting on Tumblr, so I’m a little nervous. This first chapter is mostly the set up to the main story, this is reader’s side of things with a flashback story. Chapter two will be mostly from Elias’s point of view. The rest of the chapters will switch back and fourth between the two.

CREDIT: Finally, before we get started I have to shout out my proofreaders. Y’all put up with me and my insanity: @siriushxney @iateyourdonuts @petey-patty @hufflepuff-girlx @cherrylita @immmbabyyygraceee @💕💕And specifically @imagines-r-s ASH!!! Babes, you have been the best and most supportive friend I could’ve asked for during this. You boosted my confidence about this fic and I have no idea what I’d do without you 😁😁

Without further ado, let’s get started shall we!! (Sorry for the long A/N, it’ll only be for this first chapter)

Paring: Elias Pettersson X Fem!Reader

Warnings: lots of cursing, friends with benefits but like...just cuddling???, references to iCarly, mentions of One Tree Hill.

Genere: enemies-ish —>friends —> lovers

Legend: (i suggest having these ready before you read)

Y/C/N/N= your cute nick name, only Markstrom calls you it (you’ll see why) this can be either a pet name you like, or a nick name you already have.

Y/N/N= your nick name, Brock, Quinn, and a few others call you this, it’s more of a playful name. Again, this can be a nickname you already have (if you don’t have one I suggest something stupid (sounds like something Stech or Brock would come up with)

Y/N= this is your first name, only Elias calls you this unless it’s a serious situation, or you’re in trouble, or Brock is being an ass. (If it wasn’t clear before...your last name is Boeser)

Word Count: 2.2k

Summary: you have a hardcore crush on your brothers best friend, who also happens to barely speak to you...it’s a slight predicament.

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(This is set in the 2021 season, however, because of my denial, Marky and Stech are still in Vancouver and were never traded... also no Covid. however the season was still delayed just to make it easier to follow.)

Present (Feb. 2021)

You’ve always been best friends with your older brother, you never had any real issues when you were younger and you were inseparable. So much so in fact, that once you graduated early a little less than two years ago (June 2019), he asked you to move to Vancouver and live with him. He was always so protective of you and you appreciated everything he has done in your life. One of the best parts about Brock being your older brother was the people he introduced to you. You aren’t very social and god knows how much of a people person your brother is. Once you had moved in, Brock quickly introduced you to the team. And with your double major in Statistics: Data Sciences and Sports Management, you were able to secure a job with the team. Quickly, you found yourself with a second family, one with many members.

Quinn Hughes is your best friend. when you met him about a year and a half ago, you hit it off immediately. With both of you being the same age and not very social, there was an obvious connection there. When Brock and The boys  go out, it is you and Quinn who stay in and watch shows on the couch (your favorite being New Girl). Huggy Bear is so sweet and you tell him EVERYTHING, even things you’d never tell your brother. You are still thanking the draft lottery every day that the Canucks received the 7th overall pick that gave you your bestie.

Thatcher Demko AKA Dems AKA Thatch AKA baby goalie is the sweetest and most hilarious guy you know. He is always looking after you just like Brock, but he is also one of the most annoying guys you know. When you’d first met you had the biggest crush on him. You told Quinn as much and he gave you so much shit for it. That crush was short-lived though, once you found out how obnoxious he could be. You still love him, just as a friend. Though Quinn never forgets to remind you of the crush that once was.

Bo Horvat is like another big brother to you. Sure you have Brock, but he’s your best friend. Bo, however, is the person you go to when you needed advice. Holly is one of the only WAGs you’ve become close with. She and you consistently have wine and gossip nights, of which Quinn is sometimes in attendance. Plus, you and Quinn are an amazing babysitting team for Gunnar if you have anything to say about it. 

Troy Stecher is the annoying older brother you never had. He always makes fun of you, calls you names, and bullies you in the loving way brothers do. And he never hesitates to come to you if he ever needs girl advice, which seems to happen a lot.

JT was just like Bo, except he is waaay more protective of you, maybe even a bit more than brock. He doesn’t have a sister and when you met, he made it his job to never see you get hurt. Seriously, one day a guy was bugging you at the bar, and both Brock and Bo were struggling to hold him back when he saw him slap you on the ass as you walked away. 

Jacob Markstrom, AKA Marky, AKA Giraffe (pronounced like it is in one of your favorite vines), AKA your cuddle buddy for the past few seasons. Both being single, you felt lonely sometimes and Quinn wasn’t much of a hugger (despite what the nickname might have you believe). Thatcher had offered but Marky, though just as social, is much more laid back. It also helps that he is 6’6 putting him over a foot taller than you. So during movie nights, or late nights at the bar, he is the side you lean on. Of course, you made it abundantly clear to most of the boys and yourselves that you were just friends. As sweet as he was and as great of a boyfriend as he would’ve been, he wasn’t quite your type and your personalities clashed.

Then there was Elias Pettersson, the tall, skinny, Swedish guy you knew as Petey. The guy who looked at you often and barely spoke a word directed towards you. He was Brock's best friend and he came over all the time, you didn’t have an issue with him, and you couldn’t deny he was funny, and from what you’ve heard he is a very kind person. So naturally, he was exactly your type. You’ve had a massive crush on him for a while now, somehow despite the lack of conversation. And the few times he has talked to you, he’s seemed so perfect, but there are only a few times you can remember. 

Right now, as you're on your way to the Canuck’s break room your brother texted you to meet him in, you try to recall those few times, specifically the one where your crush on him truly developed.

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FLASHBACK (some time in January, 2020)

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You, Quinn, and Jacob were laying on the L-shaped couch in ‘The Boeser apartment’, you were cuddled under the blanket with Jacob, laying on the section perpendicular to the TV, your heads at the corner. Quinn was on the other side of the couch, his head right next to yours. it was about 7 o’clock and the episode of One Tree Hill you were watching had just ended and you three had not eaten dinner yet. As the countdown for the next episode started, your stomach growled and you got a look from Quinn and a giggle from Jacob. 

“You hungry Y/C/N/N?” Jacob asked.

You looked up at him and giggled, “maybe just a little bit.”

“Y/N/N, you know what sounds amazing?” Quinn asked, you could hear the smirk in his voice.

You turned to each other and you both smirked knowing you were thinking the same thing.

“Spaghetti tacos!!” You both said. 

Ever since you were about 10 and you watched iCarly on TV, you had always wanted to try them. It had become an inside joke between you and Quinn for quite some time as he had the same desire as you to see how good they actually were.

“We should totally try them tonight!!” Quinn was quite excited.

“I’m so confused right now,” Jacob chimed in.

“They’re from a show! They take spaghetti and put it in taco shells,” you explained.

“Ahh, hence the name.” he nodded.

“Exactly,” Quinn said.

You jumped up from the couch excitedly and ran straight to your kitchen.

“Ok, we have spaghetti, spaghetti sauce, ground beef, taco shells, aaaand..... by chance do either of you know how to make good meatballs?”

“You’re asking the Swedish guy if he knows how to make meatballs?” Jacob replied.

“Not Swedish meatballs, Italian, stupid Giraffe,” you retorted. 

“Gross,” he said with a disgusted look.

“Ooo my mom made the best Italian meatballs, let me call her to see if she can send me the recipe!” Quinn said with a big smile.

Quinn exited the kitchen and ran to your room to call his mom. 

“You know, I’ve never seen him so excited about anything,” Marky said with a laugh. 

“Quinn loves his food,” you replied.

“Are Brock and Thatch having dinner with us ?”

“I’ll ask.”

You started boiling the water for the pasta, and you cooked part of the ground beef for the meat sauce. Then you texted Brock:

Y/N/N: hey, you want me to make you dinner

Brock: Yeah, who all is there?

Y/N/N: the usual

Brock: Huggy and Marky?

Y/N/N: yep, so do you want some?

Brock: Yeah, and make enough for another person too

Y/N/N: ok

You figured it was Dems since that’s who he went to hang out with when he left 5 hours ago. 

You continued to cook when Quinn came in and grabbed a bunch of stuff from the pantry and cabinets. “Did your mom tell you how to make them?” you questioned your frantic best friend.

“Yes she did and she sent me the recipe too.”

“Coolio,” you reply.

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You were almost done cooking, the pasta was done, Quinn had put his meatballs in the oven and there were only 5 minutes left on the timer. And the sauce had about 2 minutes to simmer.

“Oh my gosh, I forgot what to do when they're almost done, she does this thing, I have to call her,” Quinn said with a panicked look on his face. He ran back to your room.

The front door to your apartment opened quickly, both boys laughing, “ahh, shit,  my brother’s calling me,” Brock said as he ran back to his room.

“Why does everyone feel the need to exit the room for phone calls?” you asked Jacob.

He shrugged with a giggle, “I don't know, maybe they don’t trust us,” he said in a sarcastically dramatic tone grasping his chest.

The door closed slowly and you glanced at the doorway where you thought you’d see the ever adorable goalie, Thatcher Demko, instead, you saw the adorable, slender, tall blonde you’d seen all the time, but never had a one on one interaction with... except the first time you met, when he told you that you looked pretty.

“Hi, Petey!” Jacob said as he slipped behind you to watch you mix the sauce, he stood over you looking at the sauce and put his hand on your waist.

“Hi,” he replied, his smile from before had faded.

“Looks so good Y/C/N/N,” Jacob said with a kiss on your cheek, a regular action. 

“Thanks, Giraffe, can you grab the taco shells?”

He grabbed them easily from the top shelf (tall ass bitch -_-), and moved behind you, placing his hands on your waist yet again, to move you to the side. “I've gotta run to the bathroom, but I’ll be right back”

“Ok, you have fun with that,” you said with a wink.

Suddenly, was only you and Elias in the room, and the silence was deafening.

“So what are we eating?” he said, pulling your attention to his bright blue eyes.

“Um, spaghetti tacos, they're from a tv sho-”

“Like from iCarly?” he interrupted.

“...Uh yeah? How'd you know?” you couldnt pull your attention away from his eyes, ‘they are just so beautiful,’ you thought somehow you hadnt noticed this within the on and a half years you’d known him.

“We also get Nickelodeon, you know,” he said while throwing you a smirk that made your stomach flip. 

“Oh, I didn't know that,” you replied, feeling just a little embarrassed. 

“iCarly was my favorite, actually.” 

“Yeah, it was mine too,” you said, smiling back, looking at the way he just lit up your kitchen with his presence.

You both stood there for a second just looking at the other, “So how long have-,” he started.

“OKAY,” Quinn unknowingly interrupted, “so she told me what to do, turns out I have to put sauce over them for the last 2 minutes, so Y/N/N can you just put a tablespoon of sauce on each ball then put them back in for two minutes?” 

“Yeah of course. Elias, you were saying?” you looked back at the Swede.

“Oh it's nothing,” he looked down at his shoes. 

“Ok, Y/N/N you need to call mom and tell her we’re fine and that she doesn't need to worry about us please, Paul says she’s stressing,” Brock said as he entered the room.

“When is she not stressing about us? I’ll call her after dinner, how's dad?”

“Doin’ good, nothing has changed or progressed or whatever since we were home last,” Brock moved and sat on the couch letting out a big sigh.

“That’s good,” you let out a sigh.

“Petey, come here, we’re watching Gossip Girl” Brock shouted at the Swede.

“Ooo what episode are you guys on?” you asked. Brock had mentioned how he was making him watch the show you two had watched about 5 times together. 

“Just after Chuck gets Dan kidnapped at Yale.” 

“Oh so you still hate Chuck?” you asked Elias.

“Ew, yeah...wait is that gonna change?” Petey said with a scoff.

“Uh....,” you stalled.

“Y/N shut up, don't spoil it,” Brock interrupted before you could make it worse.

“Ok well, dinner is ready so just start the show after and we can all watch it together.”

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“Oh my god, these are actually amazing,” Quinn said with his mouth full.

“I know, I did not think this was gonna taste good,” Jacob added.

“Hey!” you said, offended.

“Y/C/N/N, you know I love your cooking, it was the idea of the meal that I doubted,” Jacob said leaning into your side and putting his arm around your shoulder.

“Mmmhmm, suuure,” you said, rolling your eyes.

“Hallå Marky, ni två är söta (hey Marky, you two are cute),” Petey said, confusing you, Quinn and Brock with the sudden change in language.

Jacob, being oblivious to what Petey was implying, just said, “tack broder (thanks, bro).”

Little did you know what was going on in Elias’s head.

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PRESENT

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Before that night, you never really thought of Elias in a romantic way. You'd been around him quite a lot, seeing as how, seemingly, is in your apartment more than his own. Sure, you knew he was cute and very sweet from what you'd seen, but up until that point, you'd never had a one-on-one interaction with him. That interaction, however small, was the beginning of an obsessive crush. Quinn was the first to point it out, you started listening closely any time he talked, attempting to converse with him, and thinking about him on a daily basis even when you didn't see him. And due to your stubbornness, no matter how unrequited your crush seemed, it never faltered. You had always thought he hated you, or maybe he just tolerated you because you were Brock’s sister, and you were always around. 

However, that couldn't be farther from the truth.

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Was SMeyer not aware of the rule against foster siblings can’t have romantic relationships when she wrote Twilight?

Honestly the most inaccurate part of the saga was nobody reporting the Cullens to CPS for this

Charlie as a cop would be aware of this rule but his man-crush on Carlisle is probably why he didn’t say anything

166 notes • Posted 2021-06-27 17:52:44 GMT

#4

Thomas: You can’t love someone unless you love yourself first

Alastair: Bullshit. I have never loved myself.

Alastair: But you? I love you so much that I forget what hating myself feels like

195 notes • Posted 2021-03-29 18:43:53 GMT

#3

Broke: Thomas has loved Alastair since the Academy

Woke: Thomas had a schoolboy crush on the fake Alastair at the academy, but he fell in love with the actually dorky Alastair in Paris

200 notes • Posted 2021-03-24 19:22:25 GMT

#2

Carstairs have the best love stories cause their just a bunch of self sacrificial idiots who flight their way through doing anything about feelings

THE HERONDALES ARE PINING BUT CARSTAIRS RULE "Im gonna keep these feelings here until one day I die"

That is so true bestie

Every love story with a Carstairs is so heartbreaking but in a good way because it (hopefully) has the most satisfying ending

The Carstairs should just change their motto to “Breaking our own hearts to pieces before someone else can do it”

208 notes • Posted 2021-05-25 22:44:29 GMT

#1

One Note Equals One Kick For Elias Carstairs, Because I Hate His Guts And I Hope He Doesn’t Get A Redemption Arc

367 notes • Posted 2021-02-11 02:07:00 GMT

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[leia-imogen]

the james x matthew x cordelia (heronfairstairs?) au that literally no one asked for;

volume one

okay so this takes place in a modern-day boarding school because✨aesthetic✨ no idea what the name is but it goes from ages 12-18

aight brief intro of the characters!!

charlotte fairchild is the principal & her supportive af husband henry is the chemistry teacher

tessa and will are former students, high school sweethearts who get married. really involved in school events

jem is the music teacher & student counsellor, and he’s still besties with tessa and will & super close with his nieces and nephews & he adores his job so so much bcs he gets to help so many kids 🥺

then come the merry thieves & lucie!! ( they're the og students, before the carstairs siblings come )

james ( my son <3 ) is 17 when this starts. he is such a book nerd, and that's how he and matthew become friends. has a couple of ex's, parted on relatively good terms, except, of course, grace blackthorn. more on that later

matthew ( my son in law <3 ) is like pretty popular tbh. most kids in the school know who he is bcs he's the principal and fave teacher’s kid, and he's also really extroverted. and he constantly speaks in oscar wilde and shakespeare quotes. current co-captain of the poetry club. 100% the mom friend. loves his dog

james is a storybook nerd and matthew is a poetry nerd, basically. they knew each other previously from a couple of get-togethers with their parents, but they became best friends after matthew randomly muttered a shakespeare insult and jamie quoted one back

then they had a shakespeare insult competition, which is one hell of a way to begin a life-long relationship. fucking iconic omg ( jamie won, bcs he's had so many with his lil sis )

lucie my girl!! lucie here is just a year younger than james. she's the captain of the poetry club, super talented writer, margaret atwood and sylvia plath enthusiast. probably writes fanfic and runs a feminist tumblr blog ( god what an icon ). she’s friends with cordelia, mostly from texting, bcs jem thought that they would like each other and he was right!

ah christopher, my neurodivergent science-y boi. i hope you know that i would die for him without a second thought. he's a pretty peaceful presence, basically besties with henry. blows shit up, but in a fun way, ya know?

thomas! sweet lovely thomas!! he's a year older than them but jamie and christopher are his closest friends. when cordelia and alastair come to the school, he and alastair have an academic rivalry to lovers trope going on, but it’s nothing truly hostile. most stable relationship tbh. ( they need peace )

enter the carstairs siblings!! ( this is mostly the backstory, the personalities are more explored in volume two )

okay so there’s this huge thing with elias carstairs getting arrested for who-knows-what and his wife and kids are struggling in their hometown

so sona sends them to be watched over by their cousin jem in boarding school while she deals with this herself ( she deserves so much better I'm sorryy )

cordelia is abso-fucking-lutely ecstatic to be going to the same school as lucie, and vice versa, but she's really reluctant to be leaving her mother alone, and so is alastair

alastair is as dramatic and broody and iconic as ever, and he and cordelia have a pretty good relationship since they moved around a lot and they were always there for each growing up. he and thomas have that academic rivalry thing going and it’s really really cute actually

so they go to the boarding school and that's a wrap!! see y'all next volume. the other characters pop up there, don't worry :)

[metaphysicpareidolic]

there is a tumblr sexymen fandom wiki and elias is on it if you didn't know this information I'm sorry for inflicting it on you besty

oh i know. michael's on there too

[brutalteague]

beautiful people we share the same back door. and it isn't right we never met before but then we may never meet again. if i weren't afraid you'd laugh at me i would run and take all your hands and i'd gather everyone together for a day. and when we gather'd. i'll pass buttons out that say beautiful people. then you’d never have to be alone ‘cause there’ll always be someone with the same button on as you.

name: clarissa iris teague. age / dob: twenty-four, august 25th. gender / pronouns: cis female, she/her. preference: hetrosexual, hetroromantic. hometown: elias, california. parent(s): beckham teague and haven lemos (adopted mother). powers: botanokinesis, toxikinesis (like poison ivy or layla from skyhigh)

INTRODUCING CLARISSA TEAGUE !!  below are some bullet points to let you get to know him better. after that are some wanted and taken connections. if you’d like to plot please feel free to message me here on tumblr or even on discord.

clarissa teague was a major surprise to beckham. nine months after a run in with his ex and first love... claire appeared. her biological mother stated that she wasn’t ready for a child that her addiction prevented her from giving claire the life she deserved and that beckham had to take care of her. 

(i’ll go more into beckham’s ex and claire’s birth mother more after next gen... i’ll have a whole background about her. but he met her when he was young and it was extremely toxic).

thankfully for claire... beckham had a good support system with haven and his family. so she got raised up in a loving family. she’s close to all her family but leo and haven are the ones she’s closet to. she just loves her honey more than anyone.

my softest baby.. claire is a teague but doesn’t act like one at all. she doesn’t fight, like to raise her voice, or do anything troublesome. she’s too sweet and soft. 

claire’s powers are heavily based on poison ivy and layla from sky high. she’s got plant manipulation powers were she can grow and manipulate all plants. but, seeing as she’s part demon i wanted to put the ivy twist on it and give her poison manipulation were if need be her touch/kiss can be deadly. but, she doesn’t use it because it scares her so much.

there was a passion for plant life and the world since claire was a young girl. maybe it was her powers or her heart aching for the world they live in. but, she knew that change needed to be made. she went to school for botany to study plants, how they worked, and to put her passion into practice. then she got a job working for a national park after school. there she spends her time doing classes and tours of the park. where she strongly encourages living a clean and ecofriendly lifestyle. 

she travels to schools in the area as well where she talks about climate change, the effects of being eco-friendly, and ways to save the planet.

when claire was twenty-three she ran into dusty duck at yosemite national park. she was there for work and he was rock climbing and it was like cupid hit her straight in the heart. and not much later she had dahlia. 

claire loves being a mother its the most important thing to her. dahlia means the world to her and she couldn’t picture her life without her. she goes everywhere ith claire and dusty. the three of them adventure everywhere together and just enjoy life.

WANTED CONNECTIONS !! here is a short list of connections for claire i’m still looking for.

exes.

enemies.

childhood friends.

school friends.

TAKEN CONNECTIONS !! here is a list of taken connections for claire.

benjamin, leo, ada, and rosie: siblings, claire is the oldest girl and took after haven a lot. she’s extremely caring for her siblings.

dusty: boyfriend/baby daddy, dusty came into claire’s life like a whirlwind. dahlia’s father and claire is absolutely in love with him.

oberon: closet friend, oberon is like another brother to claire. he’s been around a long time and is she trust him so much.

josh: fight club bystanders, the shy two of all the fight club children. claire followed along once with ben and met josh. they had similar powers and personalities. the rest was history.

elise: childhood besties, claire and elise have known one another for a long time. from being small girls playing in frans closet to have mommy playdates and are just the best of friends.

nova: friends, nova and claire are very similar and honestly get along so well.

[lesbianjackies]

I have never spoken to you before but your blog is literally amazing and so are you <33

OMG HI UR SO SWEET I FUCKIN LOVE U 😭😭 wait ur moots with lils aren’t u???