#incorrect ocs

[ms-rampage]

General Shepherd: "Are you mad? You'd never survive this."

Kenneth (my COD oc): "Well, happily, neither will you."

General Shepherd: "To choose violence, here, is to declare war against the enemy." (Actual quote is 'your king')

Kenneth: "Wonderful."

[kazoosandfannypacks]

adrian: maristella doesn't use pet names nearly as much as i do.

adrian: which is very funny!

adrian: because sometimes i will crack my knuckles and go "good morning, my sun and moon, my lovliest girl, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest."

adrian: and she will reply "hello, adrian."

adrian:

adrian: this is not a bad thing. i love her.

[operationterminus]

Maxson: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Watson: Not if they consent to it.

Valentine: Depends on who your stabbing.

Wren: ..... YES??!!?

[incorrect-st4r-ocs]

Adam: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Izzy:

Izzy: Why are you eating dirt?

Adam: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

[krisnosura]

Chandrabhan: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Benudhar: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

[gewidydrmc]

What gender are you...

Grey: pff male

... attracted to?

Grey: oh HAHAHHA you silly little geese, you silly little prankster HAHAHAA .... STILL MALE THO

[magpiecrust]

Orville: Thank you, ma'am! Louisa: Don't call me ma'am. Orville: Thank you, sir.

[eldritch-hall-after-dark]

Charles, after finding Mira's "naughty stash": She's not into these things.

Jaeson: It’ll do you no good if you keep assuming things about her.

Charles: Trust me, she’s not. I know how this is going to end if I say yes.

Jaeson: La petite mort?

Charles: With Mira forcing herself to do something she absolutely doesn’t want. She’s a people pleaser, Jace. I don’t want to do that to her.

Jaeson: It sounds like you’re objecting on Mira's behalf.

[secretidentie]

Tim for literally no reason: Hey Jason do yk where I can get some cocaine

Jason: Why tf do you need cocaine

Tim: I'm a teenage CEO why tf do you think I need cocaine

Jason: Fair enough. But I'm still not selling you cocaine

Tim: Why not? I just want to hang out with the other young finance bros

Jason: Hey dick head, tell your brother I'm not giving him cocaine

Dick: Tim are you okay? do you want to talk about this??

Tim: Uhg I'm fine. You're the one ones who said I should stop drinking coffee

Jason: and you thought this was a good alternative???

Tim: Come on I'll only do a little

Dick: Is this coz we spoiled the ending of wolf of Wallstreet

Tim: Why can't I just have some? You do!

Jason: No I don't

Tim: You're a crime lord

Dick: Yeah isn't it like part of the job

Jason: WHAT NO Stereotype much. I've never even seen cocaine up close

Tim: YOU'RE A CRIME LORD

Jason: Yeah not a drug dealer THERE'S A DIFFERENCE

Tim: I should have known your not cool enough to have drug dealer connections

Jason: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA BUY A FUCK TON OF COCAINE AND DO IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU JUST TO RUB IT IN

Dick: Woah woah that's enough both of you. No one in this house is doing drugs. If anyone talks about cocaine again I'll tell Bruce you said you want to start a new crack epidemic. He'll make you sit in at strangers AA meetings and read through old case files of ex dealers and their autopsies. Don't. TEST. me.

Tim: ............

Jason: ............

Tim: Can you sell me meth?

[incorrectoriginalcharacters]

Hello! I wanted to share a few things about my stories before I started incorrect quotes.

First off, I will primarily use 3 different cast of characters (or OCs from 3 stories specifically). Each quote will be marked as one of the following: "TSK", "DOT", or "AOE".

Second, this is my first time doing something like this, so please be patient and kind with me, especially if I make a mistake.

I hope you enjoy!

[ms-rampage]

Graves: "You're Canadian, eh? Do you carry maple syrup with you?."

*Him and a few Shadow Company members laugh*

Kenneth (my COD oc): "Yes." *pulls out a jar of maple syrup while keeping a serious face*

[eternalslover]

Bullet train incorrect quotes:

Tangerine: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Y/n: Sure!

Y/n: Whats your favorite color?

Tangerine, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

[operationterminus]

Wren: This is a very powerful creature. If you fought it you'd be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.

Valentine: That sounds like a dare to me.

Demoshrine: Oh my god.

[incorrect-st4r-ocs]

Rocket: I blame Pete for all of this.

Rocket: And Izzy, I blame her too.

Izzy: What did I do?!

Rocket: I'm sure you did something.

[krisnosura]

*Sudem and Yugantar, chilling at night by the pond bank*

Yug: *looking at the moon* The moon looks beautiful today, doesn't it?

Sudem: Awwww I love you too.

Yug: ....What-

Sudem: What-

[debonairprincesposts]

You: Wow, Jason, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Jason: We literally slept together yesterday.

You: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.