#eightyfive

[spiceupyourfcknife]

In the Netflix interview where Luke newton and Nicola Coughlan are doing a friend test, when her birthday/star sign, I full expected him to do a spin on THAT Nadie Coyel interview and be like

“I’m born on the ninth uhv the first eightyseven making me a Capricorn”

[pocketramblr]

Ok so, three years of teaching, each year got about 110 kids, every single year there is a pair of identical twins in that

[astronomodome]

dreaming of a fanfic that meets the requirements of the great trifecta (stupid silly self-indulgent) in which joel smallishbeans is trapped in an unfulfilling marriage with rich gentleman mr. iskall eightyfive… until he meets a mysterious masked stranger who sweeps him off his feet…….. honestly I just want to see jaded wife joels. that’s all

[sixteenth-days]

From the Archives

The Painted City

[IMPULSE] Um, hi. It’s me, Impulse. Filling in because Grian has still… not turned up. It’s been three weeks now, and Mumbo says the rest of us need to start taking turns because he doesn’t get paid to be the head archivist and Grian’s office gives him the creeps and makes him sneeze. His words, not mine. So… next one on the stack is this one. Statement of Iskall Eightyfive, regarding a model city. Statement originally given November 19th, 2013. Statement begins.

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

TERRIBLE NEWS. TUMBLR HAS REMOVED MY ABILITY TO ADD POLLS TO REBLOGS???

anyways. i'm trying to decide where to put skizz and joel in the hermitcraft blaseball au.

skizz's team is already decided (he's on the lovers, duh). yes that's his team in the life series au too, it's not my fault he has a brand. i made these aus before secret life even started.

but joel is harder to decide so i'm giving the choice to you all, who i trust with joel opinions more than i trust myself.

i'll add my reasoning for the teams provided below the cut, alongside a list of all the other options, including which hermits are on which team if putting him on the same team as certain people matters to you.

tokyo lift: other hermits already on the team include stress and false, who i think he'd have a fun dynamic with. i'm pretty sure the lift had a cyberpunk theme, as does joel this season. if he's on the lift i can justify drawing him with a pink streak instead of a green one. i'm also feeding into his ego here and putting him on the strong team.

yellowstone magic: he would be teammates with zed here, and i just think they would be very funny together. i can also justify dying his hair pink here, though it's much more magenta. also i think shrek would've lived in yellowstone. idk it feels right.

kansas city breath mints: i think joel would fit in with them vibes-wise (which is to say i think he would fail the bar exam). but i mostly included the breath mints in the poll because he would be teammates with cleo and gem.

breckenridge jazz hands: it would be pretty funny to shove joel in a room full of band kids, theater kids, resident mean girl iskall eightyfive, and xisuma. just imagine it with me. however. know that if you vote for joel to be on the jands, he will be making a brief cameo in my pearl/netty/jimmy precog trio fic that i'm working on as jimmy's replacement on the jands when he dies. for flavor!

anyways, other options!

hades tigers: only hermit teammate would be exil x, which is inherently a little hilarious. anyways these guys live in hell- not really. but they ARE fireproof!

mexico city wild wings: would make him teammates with hypno. all i really knew about the wings was spicy milk (exactly what it sounds like) and the time they tried to sue the entire league so. keep those facts in mind.

chicago firefighters: would make him teammates with tango. and also he would be a firefighter now. like, the profession. blaze joel afterlife smp likers i feel like this would appeal to you somewhat.

atlantis georgias: would make him teammates with xb. if he ends up on the georgias i'm turning him into a sea creature of some kind, so vote for what creature that is if you vote for this option.

philly pies: no hermit teammates here. all i remember about the pies off the top of my head is that they won the first two seasons of blaseball and then proceeded to never win a championship again.

new york millennials: would make him teammates with mumbo. and also housemates, because all the millennials live in an infinite apartment together, which feels appropriate for magic mountain. i could also make him pink here. however putting him on the mills would require me to type millennials more often, which is a word i cannot ever spell. would you do that to me? (/j)

seattle garages: would make him teammates with joe. one large band. if joel joins the garages i will be making him play the drums, of course. also i'll need to decide which garages song(s) i think he wrote.

dallas steaks: would make him teammates with beef. i don't know if i trust joel at a grill enough for this but i also don't know if i don't trust him.

san fransisco lovers: would make him teammates with ren (team captain), skizz, and wels. wow you've found one of the hermit hot spots. anyways this would put him in a medieval-themed, team-wide polycule.

core mechanics: would make him teammates with doc and keralis. i do think this would be an extremely funny trio. these guys live in the core of the world and build cool robots and things.

hellmouth sunbeams: would make him teammates with impulse. the moab desert fell into a hellmouth in season 1, so all the beams are Weird now. joel joining the beams would also make him Weird.

houston spies: would make him teammates with pearl. netty and jimmy were also spies before they died but idk if that'll be relevant to joel idk when i'm inserting him into these teams. anyways top secret escapades on the spies. also they have a secret base on the moon.

miami dale: would make him teammates with scar. the dale are the party time capital of the world and were the last team to ever make the playoffs, qualifying for the first time in SEASON FIFTEEN OF TWENTY FOUR. they never won an internet series but that's less of an accomplishment.

la unlimited tacos: would make him teammates with grian. the tacos tried to do a strike against god one time (it didn't work out but i respect the commitment)

boston flowers: no hermit teammates here. this was my team when blaseball was running and it would make me happy to put a hermit on it but it doesn't feel right for joel unfortunately. i can be convinced, however.

ohio worms: would make him teammates with wormman (aka zedaph in a disguise) and be coached by tfc. the worms are worms. they're in the dirt. self explanatory.

hawai'i fridays: would make him teammates with bdubs. this is also esmp 1 joel's team in the empires au which isn't relevant but is a fun fact (esmp 2 joel is on the lovers). the fridays have a cool goddess and good vibes. except for that time they all died. don't worry they got better.

canada moist talkers: would make him teammates with etho. i don't know if joel could survive in the cold but maybe i'm wrong maybe he'd be fine. maybe he's withstand it just to stake his claim as #1 ethogirl.

charleston shoe thieves: would make him teammates with cub and jevin. would also (maybe) make him get cursed by god but don't worry about that part, worry about the thieves guild he's joining.

baltimore crabs: would make him teammates with helsknight only. also inherently hilarious. this is the divorcee zone also there's a long dead crab goddess in the chesapeake and if you join the crabs parts of your body will slowly turn into crab. we have fun in baltimore.

[lokighost]

WHY IS THIS EIGHTYFIVE DOLLARS WHY WHY--

--there is literally NO reason for these loungefly bags to be $$$80+ dollaRS LIKE???;;; THE QUALITY!!!! IS!!! NOT!!! THERE!!!!

[storelsdailychallenge]

9/10/24

Day onehundred-and-eightyfive: 3d model

Wip in progress

[donhornsby]

It's another colossal #NFL playoff weekend. But I am enjoying tonight's #VinylAndBeerSunday. Released 50 years ago, BAND ON THE RUN provided convincing evidence that PAUL MCCARTNEY would have a solo career after the Fab Four. I remember having the 45 of the title track relentlessly playing on my portable record player. It's a solid album from top to bottom with the title tune, Jet, Ninehundred and Eightyfive, and (my favorite) Let Me Roll It. We were able to catch Sir Paul perform in Seattle, WA, last May. And the highlight for me was when he performed Let Me Roll It. My beer tonight is an excellent collab with EQUILIBRIUM BREWERY and EVIL TWIN BREWING. Their EVEN LESS HOLY is a massive Imperial IPA with pineapple, hops, and a smooth honey finish. Impressive. So...what are you listening to? What are you drinking? #vinyl #vinylcommunity #paulmccartney #thebeatles #bandontherun #50thanniversary #craftbeer #beerstagram #imperialipa @eqbrewery @eviltwinbrewingnyc @paulmccartney #EvenLessHoly https://www.instagram.com/p/CnvaVjsLDWy/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[vstarrrx3]

What a blessing it was to witness my grandmother make it to 85 years of life yesterday! This woman who was raised in extreme poverty & suffered all kinds of physical & mental abuse, who as a single mother raised 2 daughters before going back to school; who became a widow & survived several life-changing surgeries while still raising 3 grandchildren & is still helping to shape me into the woman I’m becoming today! Love you Wela 💕🙏🏼 #survivor #happybirthday #grandmother #abuela #eightyfive #blessings #generations #caregiver #leader #family #wisdom #strength #experience #resilience #hope #faith #love #memories (at St. Peter's Church & World Outreach Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1tod1tAnEe/?igshid=9ztonzt6ryqm

[evilhorse]

I believe the brains and raw power of this team makes them the most dangerous of the three groups!

[bikeorbob]

Eighty Five Years Strong Dr. Henry Crommelin surrounded by Family #happybirthday #milestone #eightyfive #lovedbyall #mountainbrookalabama #doctorinthehouse #alabama #alabamaian #navyman #truegentlemen #family #familyman (at Mountain Brook, Alabama) https://www.instagram.com/p/CD1cdPwB3jP/?igshid=zot95cgs43mp

[tosshi-san]

やきとん　八十五　さん、明日　5月7日(木)オープンです。 #ningyocho #nihonbashi #yakiton #85 #eightyfive #newopen #人形町　#業務連絡　#人形町業務連絡　#やきとん　#もつ焼き　#八十五　#はちご　#ホッピー　#しゃりきん 　#気になる　#日本橋　 (Nihombashiningiyoucho, Chuo-ku) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_1WO06gnqR/?igshid=esyjyn99wec0

[marvelman901]

Guardians of the Galaxy #16

Aleta fought Malevolence to stop the demon from manipulating the near-God Protege.

[marisatomay]

the way i’m going to avoid twitter when woody allen dies because they’ll all be too squeamish to speak ill of the dead and i will want nothing more than to pop bottles and piss on his grave

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