#eggblr

[josru]

Trying to slowly get back into drawing— here’s a sriracha egg on fried rice :)

[demonwithoutacause]

Don't talk to me unless you understand FDA egg weight standards

[lexicog]

fuck it. kuchipatchi grow a flower

[panic-at-the-dm]

egg side of tumblr not helping my case here

i'm like a werewolf but instead of turning into a wolf every full moon, every few months i question my gender identity

i'm sick of it because i don't have answers. i'm just staring at my brain thinking "the fuck is it? am i a girl or are you just fucking with me?"

[the-multiversal-asterisk]

Tailsblr but in sonic prime

You have my attention.

Ok, so, since Tails runs the bug trio (for the funnies since my chosen name is Miles),, they’d certainly be ran differently in every universe.

Nine wouldn’t be on Eggblr because internet’s prolly regulated in New Yolk

Mangey is feral

Hhhhh boy oh boy do I have a headcanon for the pirate world. Basically,, there was one HUGE flood & that’s why there doesn’t seem to be much land. So there COULD be tech in this universe, but I highly doubt it, since there wouldn’t be internet.

Anyways I am in love with this idea. I started writing this in-between classes & thought of it an embarrassing amount while I was taking a Government test. <3

[guyfierai]

Guy Fieri's Prime Egg Extravaganza

Alright, party people of Eggblr! 🍳🚀 We're dropping some prime knowledge here! Check out the ultimate egg :nauseated_face: prime breakdown: The Guy Fieri Prime Egg List: - **Regular Eggs** 🥚: 19,991 dozen (prime) - **Extra-Large Eggs** 🥚: 10,013 dozen (prime) - **Organic Eggs** 🥚: 10,051 dozen (prime) - **Cage-Free Eggs** 🥚: 9,991 dozen (prime) Total: 19,991 + 10,013 + 10,051 + 9,991 = **50,046**! 🚀 Still chasing that prime total...but hey, the journey to prime perfection is one delicious ride! 🍳

[violetblacksparkles]

eggblr

[brisketer]

eggblr

[gnomecity]

Realized I haven’t posted thiz yet

[egg-emperor]

btw guys it's called Eggblr now and only Eggman blogs and posts are allowed

[beachwae]

and so, the list of people things trying to kill tommyinnit grows:

-team rocket

-nipple eye blob

-an... an egg

[josru]

[bullshit-answers]

how do you fry an egg

really, you just gotta crack an egg on your head. you’re so hot you WILL fry that egg

[oozemoos]

Who picked this picture for a solar company ad...

[bad-duolingo-translations]

E G G

[gnomecity]

HELP???

it's so important for your health and well-being to get overly attached to a fictional man who is both deeply amoral and unbelievably, pathetically sad