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Care for a drink?

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waiter, waiter! more attention please

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omg i wanna do this so bad and i wanna do it under my bed because it's already a super enclosed space but i have stupid drawers that i can't take offffff >:((((((

but if i could my den would be so sick and it would have all the plushies :3

I think everyone should have the awesome experience of building their own den out of pillows and blankets and add some plushies in there to protect

100/10 strongly recommend

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The original HDG story hasn’t been fully transferred over the AO3 yet, I think because the author wants to edit it a bit.

tysm

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hdg story recommendations: the original Human Domestication Guide by GlitchyRobo and then Abscission by Fluxom, which was one of the early hdg fics that helped expand the setting and is also really really good in my imo (just. mind the CWs. that goes for all hdg stories but. yeah.)

alright thanks, will definitely.

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so sorry y'all i wasn't clear i meant i wanted to read the original story first but i can't tell if it would be better to read on ao3 or rom

will definitely listen to y'alls comments though

guys i got a question

wanna read hdg and i have no clue where to start with it like what do i read it on?

what do y'all say is the best spot???

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guys i got a question

wanna read hdg and i have no clue where to start with it like what do i read it on?

what do y'all say is the best spot???

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hunting werewolves and aliens (i had a permit i swear)

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too painfully trans wanted to pick woman but saw furry as an option and said "fuck it, who'll stop me from becoming a floofy GIRL?"

>:3

If you press the button there is no questions from anyone, nobody refers to your previous self, & no issue is caused beyond learning to be comfortable in your body & choice.

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sorry for not uploading, i am slowly becoming one with the void just beyond the peripheral vision. i now cease to be when not seen and worry i will one day no longer manifest. also trying to get good at digital art

so how are y'all

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Reblog to give the next person a prize! :D

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HELP I"M GOING TO KILL

Venom fanfiction is wold bcuz waddyu mean improper use of eyes and improper use of bones?

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my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

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WAIT THERES DISCOURSE?!??!?!?!

who the fuck started that shit

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I'm feeling emotional and my eyes are tearing up a bit, I'm so happy. it may seem silly, but I saw some really great art of two characters I ship together, and it just made me so happy. thank you so much to people who make art

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On the screen, Jeff Goldblum lounged in sweaty, shirtless glory.

Then the scientist said: “You know I worked on one of these, right?”

“What, one of the Jurassic Park movies?”

“No, like an actual Jurassic Park. Real ‘man destroys god, man creates dinosaurs’ stuff. We were going to open an actual theme park with actual dinosaurs.”

She narrowed her eyes. “You’re fucking with me.”

“I’m dead serious.” Ice cubes clinked together as she flourished the glass. “Some billionaire saw the movie in the nineties and immediately started privately developing his own dinosaur theme park. It actually got pretty far into development.”

She looked into the depths of the drink. “Didn’t end well.”

On the screen, Bob Peck was talking about lysine.

“Was it velociraptors?”

She looked up, blinking away the vision she saw in the glass. “Hm?”

“Did it go bad because velociraptors?”

“Oh, no, the velociraptors actually turned out to be very sweet. If you can imagine a penguin mixed with a hawk, that’s a velociraptor. And all the tyrannosaurus wanted to do was sleep and seduce her handler.

“The problem was the brachiosaurus.”

On the screen, Samuel L. Jackson was talking about butts.

The ice cubes clinked together as she tipped her head back and finished the drink too quickly. She stared at the ice cubes as they rattled against each other.

“Did you know that cows kill an average of twenty people a year?” she asked.

“Deliberately, too. A predator will kill for food, or if it thinks you’re a threat, but mostly they don’t care about people.

“But a cow? A cow will trample you because it’s a big, dumb, territorial thing and it’s genetically designed to protect itself from predators.

“Imagine a cow filled with the wrath of God.”

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well this did not end well, anyways i'm a girl now lmfao

asking for a friend, of course