#egg mention

[imagine-your-nonhuman-fo]

Anyway

The two aliens following you around and sticking close to make sure their new little mate is okay, one is always around even if the other has to go out for some reason

They argue about what your meals should be because the babies will have different dietary needs, one is always trying to push fruits and the like on you insisting it will be best while the other is trying to get you to eat a lot of meat (or if you insist on not eating meat anything high in protein and iron)

Both are going on in their own language about how pretty you are and how great everything is going to be

And although alien two was rough with you at first they're a lot more caring now that they've had time to cool off, they're still a bit rough around the edges, their requests coming off a bit more as demands before they backtrack on themselves and they hold you so gently marveling at the fact you took not just one but two clutches of eggs from two different aliens

Alien one is also still so gentle waxing poetics and referring to you as love and fretting when you leave the little nest they've prepared for you

[ya-bug-boy]

Naga ingo being all shy when he tells you he needs to lay his eggs in you

This boy has probably decided that he wants to spend the rest of his life with you and is furiously thinking many domestic thoughts of you being his happy husband and the father of his children (afab reader) but then completely forgetting there's a whole baby making process he needs to teach you without getting completely flustered is what's preventing him from asking you to marry him.

[kitecrow]

Tem ran into fae.. Fae taken by yokai?

Fae nice, but will not leave Tem alone about eggs.

Tem does not like seeing things taken by yokai, makes Tem sad. This fae has lost vision from yokai.

[kedreeva]

There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.

Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.

and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."

[little-sw33tie]

@eyenaku

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[inkskinned]

you're in the habit of denying yourself things.

if someone asked you directly, you would say that you love a little treat. you like iced coffee and getting the cookie. you drink juice out of a fancy cup sometimes, and often do use your candles until they gutter out helplessly.

but you hesitate about buying the 20 dollar hand mixer because, like. you could just use your arms. you weren't raised rich. you don't get to just spend the 20 dollars (remember when that could cover lunch?), at least - you don't spend that without agonizing over it first, trying to figure out the cost-benefits like you are defending yourself in front of a jury. yes, this rice cooker could seriously help you. but you do know how to make stovetop rice and it really isn't that hard. how many pies or brownies would you actually make, in order to make that hand mixer worthwhile?

what's wild is that if the money was for a friend, it would already be spent. you'd fork over 40 without blinking an eye, just to make them happy. the difference is that it's for you, so you need to justify it.

and it sneaks in. you ration yourself without meaning to - you don't finish the pint of ice cream, even though you want to. the next time you go to the store, you say ah, i really shouldn't, and then you walk away. you save little bits of your precious things - just in case. sometimes you even go so far as putting that one thing in your shopping cart. and then just leaving it there, because maybe-one-day, but not right now, there's other stuff going on.

you do self-care, of course. but you don't do it more than like, 3 days in a row. after that it just feels a little bit over-the-edge. like. you can't live in decadence, the economy is so bad right now, kid.

so you don't buy the rice cooker. you can-and-will spend the time over the stove. you can withstand the little sorrows. denial and discipline are practically synonyms. and you're not spoiled.

it's just - it's not always a rice cooker. sometimes it is a person or a job or a hug. sometimes it is asking for help. sometimes it is the summer and your college degree. sometimes it is looking down at scabbed knees and feeling a strange kind of falling, like you can't even recognize the girl you used to be. sometimes it is your handprint looking unsteady.

sometimes it is tuesday, and you didn't get fired, and you want to celebrate. but what is it you like, even? you search around your little heart and come up empty. you're so used to denying that all your desires draw a blank.

oh fuck. see, this is the perfect opportunity. if you had a mixer, you'd make a cake.

[peikonlainen]

Sonic art request for @pocketfroggy . Once again a small thing turned into a big deal!

[royalarchivist]

Fit: Oh yeah, the great outdoors! All we need is a can of beans, and we'll have a good time.

Phil: There's two empty seats, I can't remember what– who they're for though. [Snorts then leans off-screen and laughs]

Fit: [Slowly realizes what Phil said] ...No. No. No. No! No! NO! WE ARE NOT DOING THIS RIGHT NOW! WE ARE NOT DOING THIS, PHIL. Ok? We are not doing this.

Sneeg: Do you wanna talk about it...?

Phil: [Continues laughing]

Fit: No man, this- this man thinks trauma is funny. He thinks trauma is funny– He thinks interpersonal emotional trauma is funny! Yeah, we're all laughing, Phil. We're all laughing. Yeah– [Monotone voice] "Hahaha! So funny." So funny. So funny.

Sneeg: Alright, bro. Why don't you go–

Fit: Gaslight girlboss, right? Yeah, that's what we do, that's what we do.

Phil: Oh my god– [Exhales and laughs] That tickled me, that was a good one. Uh, right–

[egophiliac]

starting off with an amuse-bouche of some of my initial favorite bits! y'all, this update was WILD.

[catfindr]

[tio-trile]

Some of my storyboards from the season 2 finale's ending "Reunion"

[imagine-your-nonhuman-fo]

Thinking about different eggs between the different alien f/os on here

Dilf f/o and alien one are suppose to be the same species/same f/o so their eggs are the same,

they're maybe the size of large chicken eggs but have a bit of a give to them that let's them pop in a bit more easily, when they're still in this softer state they're a deep blue color, and if you were to hold one in your hand it would have a gel like consistency,

he lays around 4 to 6, the eggs actually will stick together in the womb and end fusing together so despite multiple eggs being laid it's actually normally only 1 baby that's born because it just kinda absorbs the others,

it's an egg birth and you have to birth a bigger egg than what you had going in you, it's shell is more solid now like you'd expect and a lighter blue color,

it's not an easy birth but it's not a hard one either, baby stays in the egg for a little while after being born and has to be kept warm and will hatch on it's own

Alien two

They're a type of fish alien that grows rapidly and try to produce as many children as possible for best odds of survival so their eggs are suited to that

The eggs are small and almost jelly like but surprisingly resilient, maybe the size of a boba or slightly bigger, the smallest clutch there's ever been is just over 30, but they average around 50 eggs at minimum

They don't get much bigger or fuse or anything so birthing them is pretty easy, you just sit in some shallow water maybe a pond in a cave somewhere and they roll out almost effortlessly, unlike alien one instead of staying in the egg once in the water the eggs start hatching nearly immediately leaving a bunch of small ones

You leave the small ones in the pond for about a week while they grow, sadly (or maybe thankfully) the whole clutch won't make it so when you go back for the babies there aren't nearly as many left

Four arm alien

Somehow perfectly round, has the biggest eggs out of all of them, easily around the size of your fist, the shells are hard not so much that if you dropped them they wouldn't crack but they can take a few hits

His kind lay eggs in batches of threes, so it's either 3 eggs, 6 eggs, or a max of 9 eegs

These guys actually hatch while still in you and how many make it depend on the sexes of the babies, the reason they lay batches of 3 at a time is so if there's more females than males (or vice versa) they actually cannibalize in the womb, so if you have two girls and a boy they will eat their brother so resources are spent on making healthy girls instead, cannibalism stops outside the womb though so if you have a boy later down the line his sisters won't try to eat him

This means unless all the eggs end up being the same sex you probably won't birth the full 3,6,9 whatever

Despite how big they grow they're kinda skinny, the biggest things about them their heads (xenomorph looking ass things),

[tharett]

Forgot to post this Xd

Uhhh yeah! Context of the thing on the left!

(Idk man, Phil is probably saying something silly about Tech and Tech is embarrassed and yeah, cute interaction I think)

(I think that in my sick little mind they’re trying to show they’re not a threat because they did take over the world once—)

/

Se me olvidó compartir esto Xd

Oh, y el contexto de lo que está en la izquierda!

(Neta ni tengo la menor idea, Phil está avergonzando a Tech como una mamá compartiendo cosas vergonzosas de su hijo a una amiga, y pues sí, solo una interacción graciosa)

(Creo que hice esta interacción pq dentro mi cerebrito enfermo querían enseñar que no son una amenaza ya que han conquistado el mundo una vez—)

[kitecrow]

Tem had eggs!

Six eggs!

Tem happy. Tem wonder what egg will live..

[myxineye]

courier quinn visits the commonwealth! i imagine them as a companion who offers junk for the sole survivor every now and then lol

[firestorm09890]

Penny stardewvalley makes me so sad because she's SO sensitive to, like, basically everything you tell her (telling her that you can't stand children while two children are nearby is a pretty lousy move but -1500 friendship?? being a jerk to other characters' faces typically loses you about 50 points, and if you choose the option labeled "creepy" and ask Leah for a kiss in her 2 heart event she physically hits you and kicks you out of her house but that's only -100 friendship…) and so if you want to befriend her it's a whole lot of lying and tiptoeing around her feelings (2 hearts: George was right but saying that makes her feel bad. 6 hearts: her food sucks but even if you try to be polite about it she feels like a failure; only a bald-faced lie pleases her. 8 hearts: saying you don't want to be tied down with a family loses you a little bit of friendship and she's only happy if you say you want kids) and I can't help but think she's a product of her environment. She lives in a trailer with only her mother, who gets drunk every night and has something of a temper. Penny's like a skittish rescue animal who won’t even come out from hiding under something unless you leave her lots of treats