#alien f/o

[ch4osm4ster]

Routine

Small friendly alien × reader scenario.

(Could be platonic, could be romantic. Romance is hinted at but I guess could be ignored?)

Made everything vague and neutral so anyone can imagine their own lil creature in it's place. Reader is human though and alien is around half the size of a human. No names mentioned. Reminder I am more experienced with drawing then writing so this isn't gonna be high level writing lol. I wrote this cuz I was tired of nobody else doing something with this type of vibe.

Summary:

After a whole day chatting you and your alien companion end up going to sleep under the stars, but instead of you being the bigger spoon like usually, they insist on being the bigger spoon instead.

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Sitting on a patch of grass sat you, and a tiny creature you sometimes call a friend, sometimes a lover. While most humans would find the size difference awkward, you did not. And neither did your little companion.

You two had a pretty uneventful day, but did spend all your energy on talking about the differences between your world and theirs. And while it was fun, you could only talk for so long before you felt the need to rest engulf you both. It was getting late, thank goodness, so you both took this chance to enjoy the scenery and ambience of nature surrounding you.

It was peaceful.

Now, this is kind of a private matter, but you both had made up a routine whenever you hung out. You would talk for hours, and then when it was finally time for bed, a search for the perfect spot to sleep on was started, typically a patch of thick soft moss, or maybe a cave filled with life sized mushrooms. Then, after relaxing a bit, you two would inch closer to share body heat. And closer.

And closer.

Until one day it became cuddling.

That's your routine now, talk and then hold eachother gently to sleep. And in the morning you two would look for something to eat, provided by mother nature herself. You learned to always keep a lighter and something sharp with you wherever you go, just in case for these scenarios.

Now typically, since you're bigger then them, them being like half your size, you end up being the big spoon each time. Your arms always surrounding their whole body and keeping them close to you while you both dozed off to dreamland.

And you were ready to do so again, you laid down on your side and raised an arm, looking up expectantly.

"No, no," they waved their little finger back and forth while smirking. "Tonight I'M the big spoon."

"You? The big spoon? And how do you plan to do that huh?" You raised an eyebrow and them, but decided to sit up either way, curious where this was going.

"Don't worry, i got my ways," they said while puffing out their chest.

They crossed their legs and wiped off remaining specks of dirt and dust, wiggling their hips in place to get more comfortable, their cocky posture turning into something so unserious yet focused so fast you almost laughed. You looked on, grin getting wider but eyebrows knitting in confusion. Then, when they were ready, they looked at you like you looked at them earlier, expectant, and patted their lap, "your pillow, my humble human."

You couldnt help but chuckle, they seemed overly confident this was going to work and to be honest, the confidence was contagious. You slowly lowered your head onto their lap, facing away as this was a new situation and making eye contact right now was not on your to do list. After some wiggling arount for a comfortable position, checking if you weren’t too heavy for them, you let out a big sigh. This was indeed pretty comfortable, you almost wished this could've happened sooner which in turn made you wonder about the sudden change. You called out their name as a question, "so... what's the occasion?"

Their hand reached the top of your head, fingers slowly moving against your scalp, almost like a very slow petting motion you could only feel. "Occasion?" They asked.

"Yea, i mean, I'm not complaining. This is actually really nice. But it's diffrent from how we usually do this. Did you get tired of me snoring into your ear or something?" You joked, a light smirk appearing on your lips that they probably couldn't see but could hear.

"Whaat, i could never get tired of you snoring loudly into my ears while i sleep!" They joked back. "Nah, actually, I've been thinking-"

"You think? Oh my god i didnt know you could do that!"

That earned you a light smack on the back of your head, both of you erupting into laughs while you pushed your face deeper into their thighs to try and be more quiet. When you both finally calmed down, they put their hand back on your head.

"I've been thinking," they started again, giving you a skeptical look while trying not to laugh again. You looked up from your spot in their lap and shrugged, a silent sign you weren't gonna interupt again. "Ive been thinking about how unfair it is that you can hold me like that, and keep me warm, while i can't. And while i can't do the same, i figured I'd at least do something in return. Show you some love as well. Give some attention back."

"O-oh." You stammered, stunned. Guess you never thought about it that way, always focused on putting them first and trying to give them as much attention as you comfortably could.

"That's... really sweet of you," you managed to communicate. Your eyes, which were still looking at them, looking somewhere else as you smiled, a light dust of blush appearing onto your cheeks. Its not often you get to feel this way. So... small.

In a way, your roles really have switched. While they might be smaller physically, you are the one who now feels smaller, albeit emotionally.

"Is that a blush i see?" They pointed out.

You eyes widened as you were brought back into the present, blush dissappearing, thoughts no longer wandering to places themed around you little companion and their kindness.

"No it's not, humans don't blush," you lied blatantly and turned around so fast they couldn't have missed the fact you were lying.

They smiled gently and just looked at the part of you laying comfortably in their lap, hand returning to it's rightful place and ruffling your head before becoming almost stationary again. "Sure thing, whatever you say, i definitely believe you, uh-huh."

You both chuckled quietly, unable to hold back, atmosphere light and playfull as you started to calm down yet again. You yawned, which in turn made them yawn as well. It was interesting how you were different species and yet yawns were still contagious to eachother.

"Sleep time i guess," they said while stretching their arms and lowering themselves onto the ground. They were now laying on their back, your head on their stomach as to not disturb their breathing or crush any important anatomy you might not have.

"Yeah, sleep time," you whispered, already on the brink of falling asleep. Sharing these moments with them always made you fall asleep faster, sleep being a lil better then usual too.

You both bid your final goodnight's as the ambience of the nightly creatures surrounded you again, no longer overshadowed by your banter, and preparing you both for a night of good dreams...

And in the morning, you'll eat breakfast again, and probably do it all over again.

You wondered what tomorrow's topic will be...

[weird-fish-thingy]

i wonder what he would think about human affection...

NVM I REGRET IT

[cryptic-loser]

Fellow self-shippers, how do you cope with your f/o being an obscure background/side character??-

Cause uhm.

Yeah.

Yeah these are my guys.

I may draw them later,,, ye

[selfshippingpolls]

You have f/os from keroro gunsou/sgt frog?

If you can reblog this so I can get bigger numbers

[thornheartfelt]

I think it's funny actually that, before The Character Development(TM), Mor.din and I would realistically NOT get along well due to the difference in the perception of welfare and ethics. Especially since we'd both be quite vocal in expressing our morals. Genuinely, it would be quite likely we'd get into arguments at first.

I love Mor.din but if he was real then finding out the history of his work would make things awkward for a while. Although I do like to think that as The Character Development(TM) happens, we'd gradually start getting along better. A potential enemies to friends to lovers thing.

[ctrlzxoo]

ROUND 7: amongst a sea of green, is a glimpse of snow

Bonus: happy end(?)

[ivy-creates]

i know art of the egos alone get more engagement but im sorry yall i just love drawing self ship stuff especially when it makes me laugh 😭

[royaltea000]

pruame dynamic

[gummy-sharks666]

NSFT WARNING!!!

Sigh…. Sorry followers but I couldn’t help but make this drunk sketch of Aires getting impaled on his alien bf’s dick again…..

[darknoverse]

hey gang i love Syrrus actually

aaand since i KNOW nobody knows dex hamilton lemme talk real quick about Syrrus lo

Ok so

He was a colonel . So when the government discovered there's bugs in outer space he was like let's use them as weapons!!! The government said no. And he didn't give a f . He made sm experiments on bugs and himself , and it fucked him up in a way .So years later he became a THREAT . Like. BIG THREAT Destroying planets with the bugs he's controlling .He's been alive for 3000+ years (lore : bite of a specific bug . Gives you more youth , he's been using it .And like he was imprisoned in some planet by the folk . But the damage was done and the ecosystem was fucked…vtge planet became a desert .

Also also also .

He can like transform into a swarm of flying bugs .

HES SO MY BLORBO SINCE 2012 I THINK please i love him sm and its so funny the arabic dub of this show aired on my birthday lmao

also sona designs woo hooo (idk what to call her yet)

taglist: @candyheartedchy @berryshipbasket @sportakisser

@tireddovahkiin @radaverse @lficanthaveloveiwantpower @artcomestolife @bloodhoundini

@artcomestolife

[gummysharksafterdark]

Need alien f/o to mate with me….. need him to fill me with his clutch….

[bunnyfrail]

[self-shippy]

inspired by @couldtheycatchkira!

EDIT yeah I meant Light Yagami not Yoshikage Kira sorgy 😭

[nightsong-rain]

I love Wolf so much. He's my favorite predator in the entire series. I know he'd give the nicest hugs whenever he feels like it. I also headcannon he's kinda a grumpy old man. But he's my grumpy old man. (This episode of no one in their right mind self ships with this character. Tho honestly I don't feel like Wolf is the worst f/o that I got)

Tldr: No I won't stop simping for the Yautja in that one really bad movie that's too dark to see anything that's going on.

[weird-fish-thingy]

🥭: YOU WHAT??!!

⚡: *explaining 🥭 how the unholy bloodsheds happen during the periods that humans with p*ssy get*

(note: you can replace the 🥭 & ⚡ with your own F/O & S/I , we can share this)