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https://www.instagram.com/share/reel/_mwt-Q6kb
How to respond to the body shaming food police.
#instagram#reels#how to respond too#body shaming#fat shaming#this girl is hilarious#I've watched this 3 times and am still giggling#best reaction video#sound on#mind your own plate#food shaming#food police#eating police#might come in handy on Thanksgiving
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being called simon's work wife by johnny is all fun and games til you start spotting the man you've never formally met in the corner of your eye.
imagine being told by a pig-headed superior to make yourself useful and go get him some coffee only to immediately start apologizing, words spilling out of his pathetic mouth like water because your johnny-proclaimed husband's looming right behind you in guard dog mode.
you mumble out a thank you, even though you're not sure what for and he just tugs your name tag.
no one talks to my wife like that.
(forget about trying to clarify that it's work wife, he's got selective hearing.)
i think it's cute til it's not. til you're at a bar, drunk, and he shows up and takes you home. you wake up in a bed that smells of gunpowder and carbolic soap, in a shirt 3x your size and a pair of oversized sweats. when you check your phone, your friend's text reads, your husband is a scary man.
(there's a fucking ring on your finger, too.)
#if you tell him you're calling the police#hes just#sweetheart i am the police now eat your breakfast#lmaoooo#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley x f reader
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Cops arrest hungry people for stealing food that would go bad anyway.
But they don't arrest CEOs for requiring workers to work in a hurricane and die.
It's very clear what side the cops are on.
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writers, this is a sign for you to say fuck censorship and write a disgusting fic that will sicken your readers
#anti censorship#dead dove do not eat#writing#writer#writers#writeblr#ao3#archive of our own#fanfic#fanfiction#whump#angst#whumpblr#fandom#blorbo#comfort character#fictional characters#fandoms#writing inspo#writing inspiration#fandom discourse#fandom discussion#fandom police#writing challenge
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#free palestine#freepalastine🇵🇸#palestine#israhell#israel#gaza strip#free gaza#gazaunderattack#save gaza#gaza#anti oppression#class war#antinazi#antiauthoritarian#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich#fuck the gop#fuck the police#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#antiracism#antifascist
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먹튀폴리스
먹토 폴리토토는 점차적으로 수집되는 다양한 아이템의 영향으로 참여자들이 보다 안전하게 추측할 수 있도록 트릭과 조언을 제공한다는 점에서 다른 실습 분야와 다릅니다. 여하튼 많은 유저들이 좋아할 홈 핫스팟의 메인 플릿을 엄선한 후, 서버의 인기도, 과거 이력, 홀드 상태 등을 실시간으로 꼼꼼히 살펴보고 확인한다. 신뢰할 수 있고 진지한 공원 에이전시와의 확실한 거래를 잃지 않도록 보증금 문제에 대비하십시오. 회원님들의 안전을 위해 항상 세심한 주의를 기울이고 있습니다. Muktapolis의 환경에 대한 안전한 투자는 정말 무한합니다.
대기업의 모든 사고 피해자가 보험에 가입되어 있다는 사실은 아래 페이지에 나와 있으며 모든 참가자는 보증금 손실을 보상합니다. 긴장을 풀고 게임을 하며 온라인으로 돈을 벌도록 권장하는 진지한 공원 대행사를 이용하십시오.
온라인 사기로 식별되는 것은 무엇입니까?
피싱은 잘 알려진 기반(예: ISP, 우수 은행 또는 단순히 모기지 제공업체)에서 온 것처럼 보이는 이메일을 소비자에게 보냄으로써 목표를 달성하는 일종의 인터넷 사기입니다. 이것. 사기꾼을 찾는 가장 좋은 방법 중 하나는 가해자를 경찰에 신고하는 것입니다. 사건을 해결하는 과정은 저지른 첫 번째 위반에 따라 다르지만 일단 보관되면 기록 가능한 번호가 있어야 합니다. 경찰이 귀하의 세부 정보를 입수하면 사기를 시작합니다.
Google은 Google 투명성 보고서에 나열된 여러 버전의 URL 검사기를 보유하고 있습니다. 링크와 관련된 보안을 확인하려면 앵커 텍스트를 주의 깊게 복사하고 Google PAGE Checker로 확인하십시오. URL을 깔끔하게 복사하려면 함께 마우스 오른쪽 버튼을 클릭하고 표시되는 팩트 옵션에서 복사를 선택합니다.
사기꾼은 돈을 받을 수 있습니까?
사기꾼은 사기성 텔레마케터 요청 또는 무위험 가입에 사용되지 않는 웹사이트를 통해 은행 번호가 있는 계정을 훔쳤습니다. 좋은 사기꾼이 귀하의 계정 정보에 액세스하면 귀하가 알고 있거나 허가를 받아 매달 귀하의 계정에서 자금을 인출합니다. 사기꾼은 무엇을 알고 있습니까? 사기 경보는 신용 파일 경고 신용 카드 회사 및 다른 사람에게 귀하가 신원 도용 사기의 좋은 피해자가 될 수 있음을 누구에게나 빌려줄 수 있는 다른 회사에 배치할 수 있는 통지일 수 있습니다. 오늘날 잠재적인 은행 기관과 은행 기관에 경고하는 좋은 "위험 신호"라고 생각하십시오.
온라인 사기꾼을 어떻게 신고합니까?
FTC(Federal Market Commission)를 방문하여 ReportFraud 웹사이트에서 모든 온라인 사기 사례를 신고하십시오. ftc. FTC는 소비자를 보호하기 위해 최선을 다하고 있으며 귀하의 정보를 보호하는 데 도움이 되는 정보를 제공할 것입니다. 귀하의 데이터가 주로 귀하의 사회보장번호, 마스터카드 또는 신용 제공자 정보 때문에 도난당한 경우 IdentityTheft를 살펴보십시오. 정부
이 원본 텍스트에 대한 추가 정보 번역에 대한 자세한 내용을 보려면 원본 텍스트가 필요합니다.
리뷰 게시
측면 패널.
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Just another day of me wildly misinterpreting lines from the game
Here's how it played out in my head
Petition to let Epel eat what he wants. Someone mentioned an apple fritter. He deserves an apple fritter.
#somehow i completely forgot about vil also policing epel's eating habits??#i originally just had epel's grandma force feeding him#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland fanart#twst fanart#pomefiore#epel felmier#twst epel#vil schoenheit#twst vil#diasomnia#lilia vanrouge#twst lilia#cheekindraws
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The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.
#(spoiler for the maths finale) 7 eats 9#mathblr#math memes#shitpost#locus other time#this is a joke don’t get too worried about it. I just wanted an excuse to say imaginary numbers are OCs#i would go more in depth but alas. as I’m making this I’m 16 so I haven’t learned all the fun maths lore yet#math#to reiterate: I am aware this is an oversimplification and not how maths works and nothing in maths is canon!#I am not trying to say square rooting negative numbers is stupid or impossible or saying imaginary numbers are a lie or anything like that#I just wanted to have a bit of fun with using fandom terms for numbers (and play off the stereotype of people who police “canon”)#no hate to mathematicians or the field of maths. You guys are cool. Sorry if it came off that way
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huge huge fan of this post please go insane over it with me
#sam and max#sam & max#sam sam & max#max sam & max#sam & max freelance police#doodle#digital art#mine#my art#he was forced to eat rabies when he was but six years of age. if you care.
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Can we stop and think about how Atsushi broke Akutagawa's jaw on the second fight? Like, as a direct effect from breaking the Spatial Shield?
Atsushi must absolutely TERRIFY some people, especially in the Port Mafia. He's come out of nowhere, terrorized police enough to get the Armed Detective Agency involved, has an enormous bounty in his head that the Port Mafia hasn't yet collected, and he broke Akutagawa's jaw. He broke Akutagawa's jaw, who was basically untouchable.
Give me my cryptid Atsushi, give me the lower ranks of the Port Mafia, hell, maybe even some of the higher ranks, fearing him.
#bungou stray dogs#bsd#atsushi nakajima#akutagawa ryunosuke#Cryptid Atsushi#He deserves his cryptid status#He terrorized Yokohama for weeks???#We've never discussed this??#“Man-eating tiger” the police were so scared I bet they came up with that#Atsushi would faint if he ever learned someone feared him#And then immediately try to use it to his advantage#The gremlin#He learned it from Dazai
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Just came up with the concept that elves have a larval growth cycle and their larval stage is a goblin.
Then I came up with the better concept that goblins have a larval growth cycle and their larval stage is an elf.
#Look goblins and elves are exactly the same fantasy creature#it's just a matter of whether you're being mean about them or not#“I live in the moment while taking only what I need from nature and sit above the mundane trivialities of your fleeting society”#“I do whatever the hell i want I'm gonna eat a beetle fuck the police”#see?#same creature
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It's crazy how fast this :
go to this:
#pluto the series#kapook ploynira#kapookciize#ciize rutricha#pimpang#pang#pim#PANG. YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT 😭😭😭#you already have that beautiful understanding cool police officer and you still yearning over aioon???? 😭#also kapook just casually eating ciize. and the moan 😭😭😭😭
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Healthy freelance police diet
#they have not seen fresh food in 20 years#and then there's that one time max ate a banana#max eating a stick of butter. the original carnivore influancer#sam and max#freelance police#freelance husbands
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If you're willing to spend taxpayer money to jail someone for stealing food but you're not willing to spend taxpayer money to give them food...
If you're willing to spend taxpayer money to jail someone for loitering or trespassing but you're not willing to spend taxpayer money to house them...
If you're willing to spend taxpayer money to jail someone for using drugs but you're not willing to spend taxpayer money to make their life enjoyable so they don't feel the need to use drugs to escape...
then you don't actually care about saving taxpayer money or keeping society safe. You just like hurting people.
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The professor I TA for asked for things to go in a “pumpkin spice still life”.
Unsure if that meant theme or color but assuming color, I gathered up my plush red panda, a plastic red-brown rock, a toy bison, a leather pouch, some satsumas, and a can of pumpkin.
We set up a fine still life, adding my stuff to his. And one of the students fell in love with my playmobil bison, asking if they could borrow it. I said yes, but only if they could provide collateral. They reached for an earring (after suggesting an organ) and I was like, no no, less valuable collateral!
While they cleaned their brushes I scoped their stuff and asked for their backpack keychain.
For my toy bison I received: a plush toy cheeseburger (the thing I actually asked for), a miniature PS2 copy of Bully, and a tiny vial containing a petrified rat heart that I hadn’t actually seen.
I’m so fucking stoked on the rat heart. If they don’t return my bison I won’t even be too sad.
#ramblies#they also wear a shirt that says native pride and told a story about making a joke as a 14yr old about eating their grandma#and then getting taken into police custody to have cannibalism being illegal explained#and I was sitting there like- that’s the fucking racism cause there’s no other explanation for that bullshit#anyway!#rat heart
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Riots erupted last night in the working-class neighborhood of Harehills in the city of Leeds, UK. The local community attacked police, destroyed their cars and set fires in the area.
The incident began after police confiscated five Roma children from their family over alleged safety concerns. One of the children was admitted to a hospital with an injury.
The parents say that the injury was not due to mistreatment, and the rest of the local community quickly rallied against the authorities.
Harehills is one of the poorest areas of the country, hit hard by more than a decade of austerity measures. Roma communities have emphasized that their children are more likely than others to be separated by social services due to the discrimination they face.
Far-right accounts in the US and Europe immediately pounced on the situation, claiming that “Muslims” and “immigrants” were behind the clashes, and thereby whipping up racism.
#working class#videos#video#riot grrrl#riot#class war#harehills#leeds#uk#antinazi#jewish antizionism#161#1312#anti capitalism#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich#uk politics#ukpol#uk government#uk govt#ukgov#uk police#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism
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