#eat it.

[rayyanishere1]

one day in the backupsmore uni dorms circa 1970 something

stan: if life gives you lemons, what do you do?

ford: life never gave us lemons. lemons are a manmade hybrid of other citrus fruits. if life did give me lemons, i'd ask where they got them from.

fidds: if life gives you lemons, give them to someone else 'cause you hate lemons.

ford: what about you, stan? what would you do if life gave you lemons?

stan: eat it.

(taken from a very funny convo i had with @sharkiewyu [fidds] and @nazchokey [stan])

[ghostermctoaster]

HAND DRAWING I LIKE???????

[silkmilkchan]

merryyyyy cringemasssss!!!! lol

↓tiny lil bonuses ↓

lol

[roadsidesuicide]

My fucking icing melted what the fuck.

Eat up buttercup, god has blessed you with the creation of this beloved cake

[theonlyle]

ew.. that's.. that's gay.. 🙁

EAT IT

[dreamybasil]

A bird is outside my house with a gun jnhgtresaxvbhyttfbbyytvbvfddffvbhhgfdsssszcb what do i do

"I DON'T KNOW?!?!? UHH- LIKE SMACK IT WITH AN UMBRELLA OR SOMETHING?? SMACK IT AND ONCE IT FALLS GO OUTSIDE, TAKE IT'S BODY AND COOK??? OR KIDNAP IT AND MAKE IT YOUR PET AND KEEP IT AT HOME???? USE THE MICROWAVE KIM GAVE YOU ONCE OR ASK SUZUKIS FOR THE BREAD AND FEED THE BIRD maybe it will go away because its just hungry-"

"Hey thats actually a pretty good idea, use the bread to feed the bird and if it wont fly away just keep it as your pet! Suzukis's bread is free and probably is pretty sweet (I never ate it.) so that could be a good idea."

[sabrebash]

the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you

[lun-rk800]

Several documentaries publically treating Luigi Mangione as guilty before his trial even started got released over the past 2 months.

Here's the billion dollar companies behind them.

[unpeeled-human]

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

[cosmonaut775]

Hey do y’all remember when Boeing fucking killed a guy last year. And we all said “huh I guess Boeing fucking killed a guy” and then went on with our lives. And everybody knew that Boeing had fully just fucking executed a guy and nothing came of it. Like there was no police investigation no justice no nothing. Like literally EVERYBODY knew that Boeing had full on murdered a guy to silence him and there wasn’t any consequences for them. Kinda crazy.

[cat-mermaid]

GO APOLLO GO

SIC 'EM

EVERYONE LEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH!

[shadowqueenjude]

A Bug’s Life, 1998

[fairysbrew]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

[politijohn]

Source

[guiltyidealist]

new favorite YouTube comment just dropped