cosmonaut775

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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

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“I’m just gonna squeeze right past ya there” is a certified WVE banger I’m pretty proud of us for that

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Cartoon Network is celebrating Over the Garden Wall's 10th anniversary by collaborating with Aardman for a brand new stop-motion animated short! Releasing November 3rd on their social medias

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Stanford Pines and his brother Stanley

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Was reading through my dream journal and found this gem

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y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

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Men used to hide their souls in eggs and ride around naked on their 7-legged horses and kidnap queens. Now they don't even know their gender. We're failing as a nation.

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I know everyone and their dog are talking about the Minecraft Movie trailer and all possible opinions on it have already been stated but I have a new take

This all ties back with the Studios vs Indie war that's been brewing. Because you may not think of it that way, but the buckets and buckets of minecraft animation strewn across YouTube are indie animation projects. Of course the movie was going to have to compete and get compared to Story Mode, but it was also going to get compared to Captian Sparklez, Rainimator, Squared Media, Villager News, Animation vs Minecraft, and so much more. All of these count as indie animation, though usually they're left out of the discussion.

Despite having infinitely more resources, people, and funding, studios keep fumbling again and again and again. They keep losing to tiny teams of ametures making videos on YouTube and the Minecraft Movie makes it so much more obvious.

Death to the studios, long live indie animation

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This is the game they made a brain rot movie of and it is kinda sad seeing such a big piece of nostalgia turned into something that is clearly not geared towards the age group who was raised with it. They could’ve made something so beautiful and at least tried to replicate that magical feeling of being a kid and discovering/learning everything this game has to offer whilst the soft music plays in the background.

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I really want to just sit down with the creative team behind the Minecraft movie and make them listen to c418's original soundtrack and read the end poem

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I'm gonna be real I didn't think the Minecraft movie was real until the trailer dropped. When people originally started talking about it I was skeptical and then every single piece of news was like "Jack Black is playing Steve" or "it's starring Jason Momoa" and so I just though oh they're joking. This is a "Morbin time" situation where everyone on the internet is pretending this thing is real as a joke. but no. It's real. and it does not look good.

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I love that since I'm new to Tumblr and the algorithm doesn't really know me yet every once and a while it'll just hand me a post from so deep in a fandom/corner of the internet that my normie brain can't even comprehend it just to gage my reaction

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Morality is a scam invented by big church to sell more bibles

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appalachia is devastated. towns i loved, towns i visited all the time, are gone. not damaged, GONE. they are leveled to the ground. there is nothing left but rubble and ruin. people are dead. appalachia is poor to begin with and relies on tourism for a lot of its income, and multiple of those tourist locations are just...gone.

my town is okay, but it's flooded and wrecked. trees are blocking all but one way out of our neighborhood. power lines are hanging limp in the roads. we've been without power for over 24 hours and will continue to be without power for likely another 24+. disabled people and poor people are GOING to die from this. gods save appalachia.

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"When they say my name in the hall of legends, they will not speak of me as a good decision maker, but they will speak of me none the less." -me talking about getting expelled from school

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My turns of phrase are becoming too intertwined I just said "oh mein actual gott" and had to sit there and contemplate for a minute