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The Big Rock Candy Mountain really encapsulates the true American dream of being able to eat whatever you want and not have to deal with the police

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To whomever invented the .webp image type:

Pray our paths don't cross.

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Guys I SWEAR Tally Hall is definitely getting back together this year I know I said that last year and the year before but you just have to trust me this time they’re definitely gonna release a new album I can feel it

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how many times are they going to change it?? did anyone else get this update?

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Ted Kaczynski was right. Not about the societal stuff, I just think sending bombs through the mail is really fun.

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This cart is starting to taste like longing that the Star Wars prequels were as good as the story they were trying to tell

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SO NOBODY WAS GONNA TELL ME THAT THE CLASS OF 09 ANIME PILOT DROPPED LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO?!?!

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Hey do y’all remember when Boeing fucking killed a guy last year. And we all said “huh I guess Boeing fucking killed a guy” and then went on with our lives. And everybody knew that Boeing had fully just fucking executed a guy and nothing came of it. Like there was no police investigation no justice no nothing. Like literally EVERYBODY knew that Boeing had full on murdered a guy to silence him and there wasn’t any consequences for them. Kinda crazy.

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I had a dream a couple of months ago that this image was a popular instagram meme I had somehow missed and as soon as I woke up I had to bring it into he waking world

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Rest in Peace, Jimmy Carter.

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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

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Cartoon Network is celebrating Over the Garden Wall's 10th anniversary by collaborating with Aardman for a brand new stop-motion animated short! Releasing November 3rd on their social medias

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Stanford Pines and his brother Stanley

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y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

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Men used to hide their souls in eggs and ride around naked on their 7-legged horses and kidnap queens. Now they don't even know their gender. We're failing as a nation.