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SO NOBODY WAS GONNA TELL ME THAT THE CLASS OF 09 ANIME PILOT DROPPED LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO?!?!

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I would pay someone to do a dramatic reading of this

DEMOCRATIC 🫏 DADDY DOWN 📢📣 JIMMY CARTER 👨‍🦳👅🥵 the 3️⃣9️⃣TH president OF THE United States of America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸HAS stopped serving CUNT AT 💯 years old 💀🪦☠️ BEFORE HE was elected 🗳️⬆️ to the the ORAL OFFICE 🤤😈🫦, JIM served his CUNT-ry in the US NAVY ⚓️🚢🫡 & was a peaNUT 🥜👨🏼‍🌾 FARMER who learned the importance of a HARD DAYS AMERICAN WORK. 💪🏽😪💦🥵 POUR ONE OUT 🍻🍷🍹 as we remember 💭✊🏽 his 🔥SEXIEST DEEDS🔥like his HOE-bel peace PRIZE 🏆🥇🎖️FOR finding PEACEFUL SOLUTIONS ☮️✌🏽🕊️ to not-so-sexy INTERNATIONAL 🔫😳CONFLICTs 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

GOOD OLE JIMMY WAS THE ONLY US PRESIDENT TO LIVE TO 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ YEARS OLD 🐐😎🆒, so be like jimmy and DON’T BE A REPUBLI-cunt! 🐘💔🤬SEND THIS TO all of your dirtiest DEMS 💙🤍❤️ IF YOU GET 10 BACK jimmy’s Ghost 👻💀😵will PARDON YOU FROM YOUR PANTS 😏😻👀 (like he did all those NAUGHTY 😈😼Vietnam draft EVADERS🙏🏽🇻🇳🎉 ) GET 5️⃣ back and DADDY Biden Will give you a SPANK 🍑🤚🏻BUT GET ZERO🚫⛔️ BACK and YOULL spend A BLUE BALLS 🔵🔵 NIGHT with those SKANKS in the ERECT-oral COLLEGE 🍆 🏛🤢🤮

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Hey do y’all remember when Boeing fucking killed a guy last year. And we all said “huh I guess Boeing fucking killed a guy” and then went on with our lives. And everybody knew that Boeing had fully just fucking executed a guy and nothing came of it. Like there was no police investigation no justice no nothing. Like literally EVERYBODY knew that Boeing had full on murdered a guy to silence him and there wasn’t any consequences for them. Kinda crazy.

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I transferred the resin from a broken dispo into a working one the other day and it genuinely had me feeling like this

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I had a dream a couple of months ago that this image was a popular instagram meme I had somehow missed and as soon as I woke up I had to bring it into he waking world

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Rest in Peace, Jimmy Carter.

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Guys Ongezellig is really good and you should watch it I promise

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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

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Cartoon Network is celebrating Over the Garden Wall's 10th anniversary by collaborating with Aardman for a brand new stop-motion animated short! Releasing November 3rd on their social medias

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Stanford Pines and his brother Stanley

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y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

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Men used to hide their souls in eggs and ride around naked on their 7-legged horses and kidnap queens. Now they don't even know their gender. We're failing as a nation.

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I know everyone and their dog are talking about the Minecraft Movie trailer and all possible opinions on it have already been stated but I have a new take

This all ties back with the Studios vs Indie war that's been brewing. Because you may not think of it that way, but the buckets and buckets of minecraft animation strewn across YouTube are indie animation projects. Of course the movie was going to have to compete and get compared to Story Mode, but it was also going to get compared to Captian Sparklez, Rainimator, Squared Media, Villager News, Animation vs Minecraft, and so much more. All of these count as indie animation, though usually they're left out of the discussion.

Despite having infinitely more resources, people, and funding, studios keep fumbling again and again and again. They keep losing to tiny teams of ametures making videos on YouTube and the Minecraft Movie makes it so much more obvious.

Death to the studios, long live indie animation

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This is the game they made a brain rot movie of and it is kinda sad seeing such a big piece of nostalgia turned into something that is clearly not geared towards the age group who was raised with it. They could’ve made something so beautiful and at least tried to replicate that magical feeling of being a kid and discovering/learning everything this game has to offer whilst the soft music plays in the background.

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I really want to just sit down with the creative team behind the Minecraft movie and make them listen to c418's original soundtrack and read the end poem