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it in fact did not work the next time.

THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM!

seamster's despair: having to undo 4 hours worth of stitches when you realized you measured something wrong

GUESS WHO'S LEARNING HOW TO SEW *jazz hands*

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“starry night” this, “café terrace at night” that, when are we going to talk about “two rats” by vincent van gogh?

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seamster's despair: having to undo 4 hours worth of stitches when you realized you measured something wrong

GUESS WHO'S LEARNING HOW TO SEW *jazz hands*

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Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling. 

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

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stan: okay, smart man.

fidds: nobody's ever called me smart man before..

stan: okay, smartypants.

fidds: don't call me smartypants.

stan: okay, smart boy.

fidds: why is that worse?

stan: okay, smarties.

fidds: what even—

(based on a conversation i had with @sharkiewyu)

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nobody asked me my headcanons on Bill's weird alien shape gender but that's only because you didn't know you wanted to know

of course he has gold bricks and pronouns

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ya boy is barely surviving

sakit telinga: ears hurt

sikap bertoleransi: tolerant attitude

if i repeat it enough times, it'll drown out the sound of the fireworks! (lies)

bonus:

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breaking news: rayyan learns how to make memes

(the context)

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how it feels to have no social media presence as an artist

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every movie needs a trailer, right?

vote HERE to let us know! you've got less than a week left!

brought to you by: SERANG ENT.

@sharkiewyu @nazchokey

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instead of killing my sister, i went ahead and drew dipper

i will draw mabel later when i find a pose i like

WHILE YOU'RE HERE why don't you check out this post :3

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I saw'd this funny meme and put these old men over it

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trying to act normal but unfortunately my version of "normal" is from 2019 and im still a fucking weirdo

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how do we feel about sansmaeda in the big '25?

some skits @nazchokey, @sharkiewyu, and i made back in 2021/22 have resurfaced and we're planning on posting it officially here on tumblr! we never posted back then cuz we were too lazy to edit it...

preview (bloopers, but it captures the essence of the actual thing):

thank you!

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introducing.. CHENG LU CHĀO‼️‼️aka the shiguang lovechild oc that me and my friends (@rayyanishere1 and @nazchokey) made!!

he's around 15-16 years old and mainly got his father (cxs)'s genes and personality. he also inherited BOTH of his dad's powers and his eyes change colour depending on which power he uses (sometimes his eyes change to both colours, one is yellow and the other is blue.)

little fun facts :3 his name, chāo means "surpassing" or "leap over". ALSO, a mole under your eye means bad luck and one on your chin means adaptability and travel!

chāo is definitely more of a trouble maker and uses his powers for stupid stuff (like going back in the past just to get correct answers on his exam but he ends up being dragged back out by cxs)

qiao ling also calls him "chāo-shi" or chāo-chāo" and likes to tease/scare him whenever he was a kid.

anyway that's all, have a nice day :3

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A CONTINUATION OF THIS POST

second preview (also another blooper):

this one should show the absolute absurdity of it too!

we originally made this sansmaeda thingy on here.fm, but ever since then we haven't found a good equivalent to it :(

does anyone know any sites/apps we can use to recreate these skits?

thank you very much!!