rayyanishere1

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HI GANG GUESS WHAT

i drew another guy! feet are censored because i didn't feel like drawing shoes. put in lots of effort for the clothes, though! i love how this turned out (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠)

insert yapping under the cut

the previous drawing i made is this guy's boyfriend. or should i say husband? not sure, it's not like they can have a super official wedding anyway.

wanna find out why? interact with this post and i'll yap some more! hahah, im holding the lore hostage!

bonus:

he's admiring his husband!

(don't mind his humongous noggin, it's just a trait in my sketches that i never catch onto until im done drawing)

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AHAH THANK YOU THIS IS SO NICE

trust me, i'd love to use your self defense advice, but these gals are as aggressive as they are forcefully affectionate. i value my ability to live more than revenge LMAO

and again, you are literally so nice omg (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠) trust i am doing just fine, no need to worry about lil ol me

"yeah, i just don't like hugs and stuff," rayyan said, lying.

he loved physical touch, he just loathed the girls that always tried to hug him without consent. seriously, quit trying to hug rayyan while he's running away and screaming "DON'T TOUCH ME!" it's not as funny as you think it is.

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you know, i have two EVEN SHITTIER versions of this in my notebook! a few weeks back when this guy was somehow even uglier.

anyone wanna see that?

psst, kid! wanna see something gross?

CW: very shittyly drawn organs (barely even graphic, but just in case!)

say hello to this motherfucker! guy doesn't even have a name, he's just. the gross one.

should i make my own tag for my art? something stupid like #rayyan can draw or something. i'll figure it out.

do people read these long shitty paragraphs i write? peepee poopoo. if someone says something about that then i'll have my answer

AND REMEMBER KIDS; REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYEEEE!

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psst, kid! wanna see something gross?

CW: very shittyly drawn organs (barely even graphic, but just in case!)

say hello to this motherfucker! guy doesn't even have a name, he's just. the gross one.

should i make my own tag for my art? something stupid like #rayyan can draw or something. i'll figure it out.

do people read these long shitty paragraphs i write? peepee poopoo. if someone says something about that then i'll have my answer

AND REMEMBER KIDS; REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYEEEE!

[rayyanishere1]

So had a little Idea that I had to share.

In short, GF x Wreck-It Ralph fusion. Or Wreck-It Stan as the role goes.

So Stan (I'm imagining Mullet version, but actually his Mystery Man persona works too) is a antagonist in the arcade game where you play as "Fix-It Soos" who goes from level to level fixing stuff that his "Brute Stupid Boss" breaks (going from small house stuff to cars and even lab equipment as the game progresses). Behind the scenes Stan and Soos are actually going along, planning some ways of how more effectively breaking stuff and how to fix it later and generally just spending time together.

There are rumors that Stan was originally from another game, that he broke and had to leave.

Eventually Stan overhears some NPCs about how he's totally jealous, stupid and "just treats Hero as a slave", breaks some things of Soos (outside their played roles) and leaves their game.

Cue Stan going from game to game searching for some place where he could belong and Soos chasing after him.

Featuring: other pair of twins Dipper and Mabel in cartoonish racing game where you compete to win a favor from a Golden King (ominous wink);

Mentions of deleted game of Euclidya, some mashup of tetris and platformer;

some steampunk RPG with glitched disfigured shape as the badass protagonist that is searching for his lost relative... That he doesn't remember;

lumberjack simulator with female protagonist that ditches her game for a break and adventures;

fishing game where there is that crazy hillbilly npc that just randomly enters the game and starts adding robots to the background.

Something something the King is the Bill that took over racing game.

Something something Stan really broke "Twins Adventure Time", (thinking some Uncharted thing where you had to switch between him and Stanford to progress).

Something something after destruction of "TAT" Stanford met Fiddleford, the hero of "build-a-robot" game and joined him... And accidentally summoned Bill who destroyed Fidds' game.

Wreck-It Stan, who just wrecks every game but somehow makes a perfect speedrun in accidentally finding a family.

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"yeah, i just don't like hugs and stuff," rayyan said, lying.

he loved physical touch, he just loathed the girls that always tried to hug him without consent. seriously, quit trying to hug rayyan while he's running away and screaming "DON'T TOUCH ME!" it's not as funny as you think it is.

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They haunt my waking thoughts

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grunkle stan glazers are you AWAKE!!!

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the turkey swiss on rye incident

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cant stop drawing these freaks

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STEALING THE PIE🥧

so silly and small

(I mistook them for sweet buns and ate them...sorry)

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Old men yaoi relationship goals

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Mhmmmmmmyep sounds about right