#eah goldilocks

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Class of Classic memes 🙃

[sandy7h3oddboi]

"you better not get all sad over some small fictional ship when i get back home"

me, after thinking about goldilocks x king charming for more than 3 minutes:

[xxcherrycherixx]

Goldilocks laying in bed talking on the phone: im so lucky blondie is such a good girl, when she told me she was bringing a special friend home i really started to worry that it would be a boy.

Blondie muffled from next door: ah! Harder please, harder!

Goldilocks: i was so relieved when it simply turned out to be her roommate, then again i should have expected that- my blondie isnt that sort of girl

Blondie: writers! Slow down, slow down, cupid! ah~- wait, why did you slow down?

Goldilocks: theyre having a little sleepover, this cupid girl seems alright- she wears a bit too much pink but she seems quite close with blondie, so i cant really judge her.

Blondie: ngh yeah, yeah- wait, can you loosen the knot a bit? My wrists are starting to hurt- thanks

Goldilocks: i think they're making macrame right now? I dont know, ive gathered there's ropes and knots involved- but honestly i have just never heard two girls get so excited over arts and crafts before! I mean when we were younger we would just sit and quietly gossip- but these two are so loud! Maybe its just something with this generation? i mean a macrame craze wouldnt be nearly as bad as the whole 'rebel' thing some of the kids are doing.

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Cupid, wiping blondie clean: you really need to quiet down when we do this, what if your mom heard us?

Blondie, laying in bed with a satisfied smile: oh she probably did hear, but she likely just thinks we were knitting or something.

Cupid: how the fuck would she think we were knitting? You were basically screaming at me to fuck you harder for a good 10 minutes.

Blondie, raising a brow at her: you really underestimate my moms denial when it comes to the idea of me having sex, especially sex with a woman. My mom could literally walk in on us naked having super loud graphic sex, and somehow walk away completely convinced that we were just playfully wrestling-

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[sp00ky-scary]

Birthday Ball Blondie

I could not commit to the fully blue hair, it was too much

[scribblesonarock]

Cooking up designs for my eah fancomic. I won't say too much about it for now, because I don't want to infodump or spoil stuff but yeah

Designs done: 6/35(?)

[g00dgraces]

﹟claire (bear) biggs x blondie locks

[enchantzzz]

Ever After High New Generation

The Mean princess

Apple White™

Helga Crumb™

Blondie Lockes™

[keepingeahalive]

Vote for Goldilocks

Mother of two, running for re-election. Ready to make your life “Just Right”.

Mother of Blondie Lockes.

[ID: A full hand-drawn campaign poster of Goldilocks.

Goldilocks is a middle-aged white woman with beige skin; long, voluminous, curly blonde hair pulled back with a red-violet hair band and a single greying streak; blue eyes; and pink lipstick. She is wearing a red-violet pantsuit with a bear-shaped button; a yellow undershirt; a gold ribbon necklace; pearl earrings; gold high heels; and a red, white, and blue sash with the word “MAYOR” printed in blue.

Goldilocks winks at the viewer, one hand on her hip and the other giving a thumbs-up. Her campaign slogan reading “GO 4 GOLD” is plastered above her, with the phrase “Vote for Goldilocks” printed below her. END ID]

[lantanasmuttyfanfics]

Can you do king charming X Goldy locks please

Call the police because I’m a big fat liar sooo yeah sorry for not posting I swear I was meant to post yesterday but here I am at 1:30 am because I’m an idiot

Anyway I always love writing the class of classics so this was really fun for me

Hope you enjoyed and have a great dayy!!

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The sound of the orchestra rang about the room, the sound of chatter and clicking of heels filling the room.

King charming tended to really enjoy balls, but something about today seemed off to him. He didn’t know if it was his general mood or the fact he couldn’t be with the one he wanted.

Goldilocks had managed to weave herself through his mind and take root deep within where it made him think about her more than he should.

He didn’t know what it was about her. Maybe it was her laugh or the way she knew exactly what to say. In fact he thought that in an other life she would have been a perfect broadcaster.

But he did know he liked more than he should, liked her enough to make excuses to his destined and friends to go seek her out.

“Excuse me I have to… go see someone.” He winced at how awkward he sounded, queen charming must have thought the same as she raised her perfect brow at him.

“Old friend I know.” He added quickly hoping she’d just let him go. Luckily the good king distracted her with a question about something he didn’t care for.

He slipped away from the group, his eyes scanning the ballroom until he found the golden hair of the one girl he longed for.

She was standing with a few of her friends, laughing as the next little red riding hood recounted a story.

He found himself only a few feet away from her soon enough, with sweat building on his brow as he anxiously approached her.

Being near her felt as if all the struggles and expectations he faced faded into nothing. It was as if her aura just radiated a peace he longed for.

“- and I was not prepared at all because the next… oh! Hey what are you doing here?” King charming felt a blush creep up his neck as everyone turned to look at him.

He tried to get the words out but he found he was beyond flustered. Goldilocks seemed to sense his unease as she quickly jumped in.

“Will you excuse us? Just for a second.” Her friends gave her knowing smiles Red bumping her shoulder before leaving.

The pair made sure her friends were out of ear shot before speaking. “How come you’ve come to see me?” King charming felt a ping in his chest at her words.

He knew that he’d been neglecting his time with her but it still hurt to hear. A part of him liked to pretend that they were like any other people at ever after high.

“Well I made a promise to myself.”

“Oh? And what would that be?”

“That I’d dance with the most beautiful girl at ever after.”

Goldie’s heart pounded in her chest as he leaned down, his lips grazing the shell of her ear as the words rang out.

“Shouldn’t you be dancing with Snow White then?” King charming gave her an unimpressed look, his hand stretched out to her.

“How could I ask her when the most beautiful is standing right before me.” Before she could respond he had her hand in his while he led them to the dance floor.

Goldie should have been concerned with the vicious glare queen charming was throwing at her, of the gawking of nearly every student but she wasn’t.

Everything around her revolved around the prince before her, the picture perfect prince to match a picture perfect princess and tonight she was that princess.

King charming placed his hand on her waist, leading her into a waltz as the orchestra started to play.

The nerves inside him soon simmered down as he was engulfed in Goldilocks presence, with the smell of her honey oatmeal perfume, and her enchanting eyes.

He was so captivated in her that all thoughts and worries, disappeared into a mist of nothing as if all worries of ever after didn’t exist.

And as they waltzed around the ballroom, every pair of eyes on them, they wished that this moment could last forever.

Goldie felt as if her heart would implode with the sheer and raw emotion she felt, knowing that this was her just right.

So for tonight they both pretended as if this was destiny, as if they weren’t on two completely different story paths. And as if they belonged together.

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Has anyone heard the Blondie is actually part of the charming siblings theory bc of king charming x Goldie romance in the class of classics books if sooo tell me what you think

Anyway tell me why I get an email from my teacher saying we have a very important part of my end of year grade test on the first week back of school like STOP

I don’t want to go back to that hell hole but what can I do

Hope you enjoyed and have a great dayy!!

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✨️Some silly things that i made about class of classics✨️

Part 3.

Its so fucking fun to make these hehehe😁

[sandy7h3oddboi]

yeah, red x evil is cool, but theyre cool too👉👈

[xxcherrycherixx]

Lets talk about my goldilocks (goldi)

Shes a single mom, her husband passed away when blondie was a kid and she never looked for anyone else after.

She toned down her girly poofy pink wardrobe when she became a mother, and it got even more toned down after losing her husband.

She was raised very traditionally as most of the parents of the ever after high cast are. This means shes against the whole rebel thing, which explains why Blondie was also against it.

Shes also homophobic, but only because shes not able to understand it as queerness had been very undercover before the time frame of ever after high along with being a rebel. It causes her to lose blondie who is a lesbian and dating cupid. She misses blondie so much considering she was basically the only family she had left and then one day she sees blondie has a baby now, her granddaughter. It makes her desperate to have her family back and she throws her taught prejudice aside and rekindles with blondie, accepting cupid and their daughter as her family.

She likes nature and would take little blondie out into the forests with her to explore and have picnics

As the queen of their village shes on friendly terms with their local bear population, all goldilocks eventually are and its why blondie is so sure on all bears being her friends, its because she sees that the local bears to her village are friends with her mom and so she thinks all bears outside of her village will be friendly with her too.

Goldilocks never pursued a career, all goldilocks usually just become queen of the village (basically just mayor) and raise the next Goldilocks as stay at home moms. Blondie wants a career though, she wants to be a reporter. When she stops talking to her mom she basically realises she can actually fully pursue this career, she figures she wont have to be the queen of the village anymore and goes for it. When she does reconnect with her mom she manages to keep her job, with goldi sharing her duties of queen and helping to look after the kids while blondie and cupid are both working.

Goldi loves her grandkids, she takes them out into the woods just like she did with baby blondie. She raises an eyebrow at the bear cub but she quickly accepts him, she asks her mother bear friends about raising cubs and passes the advice she learns onto cupid and blondie. she proudly shows him off as her grandchild to her mother bear friends, and sets up playdates between him and their cubs so he can have playmates he can be more of a bear with (like using his claws and teeth without risk of injuring his human siblings)

When blondie tells her who the fathers for her bio kids are she raises an eyebrow “king charmings boys? Well thats a coincidence. You know once upon a time those boys could have been your brothers” and blondie is confused and horrified “what” goldi just laughs “oh dont worry theres no chance of that. I just dated him for 2 weeks back in high school” and blondie calls daring and dexter to tell them about it and daring is surprised meanwhile dexter is like “… i kinda knew?” Anyway blondie and daring gang up on him for not telling them, darling sees this and pretends she had no idea either leaving dexter to fend for himself.

She gets along with cupid and thinks shes a sweet girl, and even one day says she thinks shes the perfect girl to be dating her daughter. of course cupid is always on her best behaviour around blondies mom. shes pretty sure goldi wouldn’t be as keen on her if she knew half the things she gets blondie into, or what she gets into blondie 👀 so basically all swearing, sexual references and provocative clothing are kept very much away from goldi’s ears and eyes so she can maintain this image. (Cupid has absolutely had sex with blondie in her moms house, when blondie moans cupid shushes her for basically the first time ever, blondie is confused and cupid whispers “hun, i cant have your mom hear us. shes taking me with her shopping tomorrow for ‘mom and daughter-in-law bonding time’ I cant handle the pressure of her glaring at me and giving me the silent treatment the entire time” blondie rolls her eyes and tries to be quieter.)

Goldilocks has no idea how old her daughter’s girlfriend is and will never know. Blondie and cupid decide its best to keep somethings a secret from her mom, she also wont ever see cupid’s true form or even know shes able to shapeshift at all. the kids say something about cupid’s “cool bone wings!” And goldi is so confused, its even worse when their cub asks goldi “why do i need to be around these other bears?” And goldi says “its good for you to be able to learn bear things from your own species instead of just your human family” and he tilts his head confused “but momma is a bear sometimes, she teaches me bear things already” and goldi confronts cupid and blondie to which they absolutely lie about it.

Goldi meets cupids family once and never again. They are too much for her and cupid cringes as her auntie Aphrodite tries to flirt with a confused goldi. Cupid begs and prays that goldilocks views on her have not changed after the experience.

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Cupid and Blondie in “Blondie Branches Out”

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Wanted one, so I made one! Feel free to use!

Curse: Self-Explanatory.

Protagonist Gets Injured: Self-Explanatory.

Karma Takes Effect: Karma effects a character that is NOT the antagonist.

Talking Animals: Self-Explanatory.

Inherently Magical Item: This item was magical to begin with and was not made magical by a person in the story.

Male Hero/Savior: Self-Explanatory.

Dead Parent(s): Self-Explanatory.

Rags-To-Riches: Character started out poor and then became rich and/or royalty at the end.

Significant Animal Character: You can’t take this animal out of the story completely without changing the plot drastically.

Nameless Protagonist: Self-Explanatory.

Love At First Sight: Self-Explanatory.

Family Member(s) Mentioned: Self-Explanatory.

Magical Person: Self-Explanatory.

Marriage: Marriage must happen or be mentioned in the actual story or it doesn’t count.

Damsel In Distress: Self-Explanatory.

Royalty: Self-Explanatory.

Forest/Woods Setting: Self-Explanatory.

Positive Transformation: A desired transformation that is completely unaffiliated with a curse being lifted.

Nonhuman Nonanimal Character: Self-Explanatory.

Love Interest: Self-Explanatory.

Dude In Distress: Self-Explanatory.

Female Heroine/Savior: Self-Explanatory.

Significant Number: Can be a number in the title (3 little pigs) or a number that plays a big role in the story (when the clock strikes 12:00).

Antagonist Dies: Self-Explanatory.