#dumblefuck

[sadnessunderthebridge]

For my once a month post, I'd like to say that this is a dumbledore hating space. For example, I hate Dumbledore with every ounce of my being, and my favorite fics are Dumbledore Bashing.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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[trickyc4mpr]

so let me see which ones were correct; (CRIMSON RIVERS SPOILERS)

Monty is (sadly) dead and I'm heartbroken.

If I hadn't said anything after "Sirius and Regulus being chosen fro quarter quell" I would've been right butttt.

HE WAS I WAS RIGHTTT (except he wasn't brainwashed more like blackmailed.)

Nope :) He's is dead, and I am very happy.

SIRIUS killed Dumblebitch!! Go him he ate.

NOPE!! Effie is safe and very amazing and hot. #milf

Remus does not die do not worry, past self.

Crimson Rivers Spoilers??

If Zar does go through with the hunger games timeline I’ve thought of many things that may happen :(

-James Potter IS a Peeta variant that will (hopefully not) mean that Effie and Monty are going to get killed (NOOO STOPP) 

- Sirius and Regulus being chosen for Quarter Quell but James volunteering for either one. Or Sirius and Effie being chosen, reggie taking sirius, James taking Effie. 

- This also means that James will be taken hostage by the Hallows and getting brainwashed (UGHHH I CANNOT). 

-Tom Riddle at some point (maybe) will fill in the President Snow spot (he already has but y’know) 

- REGULUS KILLING DUMBLEDOREEE (praying this happens because poor Lily)

-ignoring #2 Effie might still go in as Sirius’ mentor and end up like poor mags (praying this DOESN’T happen) :(

That’s all, I needed to speak my mind (ALSO nobody mentions how James had the most brutal kills in the games!!!) 

(I have no idea whats gonna happen to Remus i’m praying he doesn’t die please zar)

[wtffanfiction-de]

Fandom: Harry Potter

„“Moment, Mr. Potter,” sagte Dumbledore. “Möchten sie sich nicht wieder zu den Gryffindor setzen? Es spielt keine Rolle, das sie ein Vampir sind, sie müssen noch immer vieles lernen.”

“Es gibt nur einen Weg, das ich hier bleibe Dumblefuck,” sagte Harry. “Ich möchte in das Haus meiner Vorfahren.”“

[merlinpotterandtherandom]

Harry is Merlin and Morgana's son and he was raised by them.

Dumbledore is just under the impression his plan worked out and the child he kidnapped and gave James and Lily to take them out of the way worked out and said child is being raised by muggles and knows shit about the wixen world.

So in 4th year, before the goblet spit out Harry's name, Morgana had a vision that her son was in danger, so she tells Merlin and in the next day, when they recieve Harry's owl explaining that he's now in the Triwizard Tournament, they go straight to Hogwarts and in the middle of the great hall they start screaming at Dumbledore...Well, Morgana does and Merlin is just there to support his wife. Dumbledore, just like everyone else, is really confused on who these people are.

Harry, having just arrived to breakfast, sees his parents and is like "Nope" then turns around and leaves, much to Neville, Seamus and Dean's, who came with him to the breakfast, confusion.

Merlin and Morgana are not happy that these people will just obligate her son to compete in the fucking Tournament and do nothing to find out who put his name in the goblet, so after Morgana finishes screaming at Dumbledore she decides they should go to the Ministry and scream at the Minister and the other people responsible for the Tournament. Merlin thinks it's better if they take the entrance, like normal wix. Morgana's visitor card says "living howler" and Merlin says "moral support". Morgana's fury can be sense miles away, so no one tries to stop them when they're on their way to the Minister's office. And, after being reprehended like a child by a furious mother, Fudge doesn't even try to stop Morgana from going to do the same with Bagman and Crouch.

When Merlin finds out the first task is dragons, is his turn to be furious. Like, how dare them to do this psychological torture to the poor dragons! And they're mothers, with eggs. Of course, Merlin is also worried with the other kids, 'cause he knows Harry can pass through his dragon without hurting himself or the dragon, but Merlin is not sure about the other kids.

When he finds out the first task is dragons, Harry knows his father will be furious, but at least with that he has a pretty simple plan. As a dragonlord's son, Harry can communicate with the dragons pretty well, so he'll just do that. Besides the tournament, Harry also has his new relationship with his best friend, Draco, to concentrate. They just started dating during the summer and Harry is not happy that this tournament mess is taking time that he should be spending with his boyfriend. Harry knows Draco understands, but still.

Morgana is looking for a way to take her son out of the fucking thing, but until then, Harry has to compete and she is happy with just scaring the shit out of Fudge, Bagman and Crouch...And leaving Dumblefuck really uncomfortable.

[murderoushagthesequel]

ok THIS. is a very very good point.

*taking down notes*

'Your favourite characters killed people' yeah and if dumbledore hadn't been incompetent and had stopped the war before it started, that wouldn't have happened

They are guiltless

[incorrect-fanfiction-quotes]

Dumbledore: Dumbledore.

Harry: Dumblefuck.

Dumbledore: Dumble-dore.

Harry: Dumbass bitch.

[alan-p-49]

using obsidian to organize my thoughts for the 9/11 campaign

lord dumblefuck has been turned good bc i thought any dragon can shapeshift but no only metalic dragons can so i made him into a copper dragon

the plot for this campaign is that Aurinax, the adult gold dragon that is the only dragon allowed in Waterdeep thanks to the Ahghairon Dragonward which prevents dragons and dragon-like creatures from entering Waterdeep, has gone missing. How this has been noticed is that the copper dragon Fafnirmuss aka lord dumblefuck noticed that Aurinax had stopped sending letters to him for quite a while. So, Lord Dumblefuck wants to try if he could enter Waterdeep. As he gets closer and closer he notices that the dragonward is either deactivated or is gone completely. Lord Dumblefuck later on finds the adventurers aka the players and asks for their help to figure out wtf is going on (if one of my players decide to play as a dragonborn that is a plot point of itself). This later on transpires into a thing where the players need to prevent a nerdy wizard-spellcasting terrorist group known as Al-Gebra from summoning a bunch of chromatic dragons to destroy Waterdeep with the help of Tiamat which they will do it on Eleint 11th aka 9/11. Except the lich. you're supposed to befriend the lich bc he was there for the math memes. Bahamut will reward the players greatly

tbh i haven't decided if i should start the players on lvl 3 or 5 bc im thinking this campaign starts at the faerun equivalent of august and the biggest boss they have to fight is a lvl 16 warlock or maybe they'll handle this man just fine at lvl 5 and if they all smack at him once that will make Tiamat think how weak this warlock actually was and wasn't worth the time and she just gtfo so maybe i should have everyone start at lvl 1 instead hmmm

[bipixiedaydream]

I feel like all of these questions really boil down to what love means to you And being comfortable. I’m not sure if comfort, attraction and love are really quantifiable though. I think being comfortable with somebody comes from sharing stuff in common, like keep in mind I’m not qualified to make this statement but I think it dates back to tribes of people. If you had something in common with another group they weren’t a threat and you could band together. Being in love and loving somebody are two different things. Being in love sounds romantic to me and loving somebody sounds like you appreciate them and would put them before yourself. You cannot be in love without loving somebody first if that makes sense. I also don’t think there’s an end all be all to anything and that’s the beauty of it all. Nothing has any meaning. There is no goal to life so we’re free to create our own and do what we enjoy and what brings us fulfillment.

~ Pixie’s friend Sky (he is studying philosophy)

Pixie’s thoughts at 2:30 on a Wednesday morning:

* Do feelings ever truly leave us? Or do they morph and shift into something different? Like if you love someone, do you ever truly stop loving them? Or does it just become a different kind of love depending on how deep the love went?

* Why HAS it always felt so natural to talk to certain people? Why with some people does it feel like you’ve known them forever? Why with some people can you not talk for months and then it feels like absolutely no time has passed? Is that the true definition of deeply caring for someone?

* What’s is the difference of being in love with someone and loving someone? Are there just different ways to be in love with someone? Not romantically per se but simply in love with how that persons soul fits with yours? Isn’t that love in its simplicity?

* When you touch someone so deeply for an extended period of time do they ever truly leave you when they’re gone?

* How does your heart ever truly know what it wants in life. Maybe romance isn’t the end all be all? Maybe being happy is?

* Maybe I’m overthinking?

[good-death-for-the-lonely]

ik it was just a silly post, but that t/swift post?something about the one comment in the replies is so... (vent)

the wording was something like: "even if a woman is bisexual, she's hated by the LGBT community bc she isnt relatable. she's seen as the enemy (bc she a woman who likes men)"

its just!! so!!

it makes me feel so... :''''((((( heartbroken!!

i just want to exist as a bisexual demiwoman!! but i am constantly just seen as a poser/imposter in my own community...

ppl see "bi afab" as "cishet" and it pisses me off!!!

the whole REASON we have pride in june is bc one bi woman said we should!! but we're!! constantly!! put down!! as just these horrible, awful monsters...how dare we exist. bisexual women. how dare we.

nothing makes me more sad!!! i just want to exist as myself!!! im QUEER im a FAGGOT im TRANS im GNC but i never COUNT, all bc i like MEN as an AFAB!!!

MY ATTRACTION TO MEN DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY BELONGING TO LGBT

it's literally right there in the name!!! B!!!! B is not just for bisexual men!!!

LET WOMEN BE QUEER YOU DUMBLEFUCKS

[niamhsdiadem]

the great war is wolfstar coded

lemme explain

first off, it’s literally talking abt a war ( which is figurative in the song but real in wolfstar context)

all that bloodshed crimson clover

uh huh, sweet dream was over

my hand was the one you reached for

all throughout the great war

that’s talking about how remus and sirius found comfort in each other when there was comfort in nothing else

you drew up some good faith treaties

i drew curtains closed, drank my poison all alone

this is remus’ pov

sirius was trying his hardest to help the order while remus was closing himself off because he couldn’t talk about his alliance with the werewolves that dumblefuck (😒) wanted him to pursue (🙁)

ALSO ‘DRANK MY POISON ALL ALONE’ WOLFSBANE

it turned into something bigger

somewhere in the haze, got a sense i’d been betrayed

sirius pov: betrayed by peter, remus thinks i’m guilty and has to go through moons alone now, james is gone, harry is alone, and dumblefuck knows i’m innocent

remus pov: it was sirius all along, he was the one who betrayed us, and now i’m all alone

but i can’t deal with sad endings soooo

we can plant a memory garden

say a solemn prayer, place a poppy in my hair

wolfstar grieving james and lily

and now raising harry

always remember

uh huh we’re burned for better

i vowed i would always be yours

cause we survived the great war

them living their life through their grief

but together with harry

because that’s what they do

that was a lot of fucking typing

anyways bye bye for now

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[screamintotheend]

Dumblefuck: Harry survive because of his mother’s love!!!!!! Praise the goddess, as he is the savior!!!!!!

Me: What was he on when he thought of that?

[reignof-fyre]

y'all out here mad af that harry named his kid after snape like he didn't also name his kid after albus 'i'm gonna leave this kid with abusive relatives, ignore his pleading to leave said abusive relatives, not tell him ANYTHING about what he'll have to endure because I want him to die in the end, so him being unprepared will lead to him being killed' dumbledore and no one is whining about that and it really annoys me because, like, OBVIOUSLY IT WOULD

[realitybitesyouknowit]

Chapters: 19/19 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Potter/ Voldemort Characters: Harry Potter, Voldemort, Hermione Grange, Severus Snape, Rodolphus Lestrange, Rabastan Lestrange, Fenrir Greyback, Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley Additional Tags: Romance, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Mpreg, Light side bashing Series: Part 1 of Second Chances Summary:

Fate decides to play with Harry's life again, giving him a chance at a family but with the most shocking father for his child. After the Order lock him up Harry flees to the father where they both may get a second chance.

[dreamin-in-green-and-black]

This quote is the quote that made me see Dumbledore as a manipulative piece of shit. He doesn't show any care or compassion to Snape who is on his knees begging for the safety of someone and apologizing for his mistakes. He doesn't even ask for just Lily's safety... It's "them" first and "Lily"second in this quote. But Dumbledore... His immediate thought is what he can get out of this and he fucking milks it for almost two decades! Tell me that isn't gross. He uses this man's regret, love, guilt, and good conscience against him so that he can have a good soldier. God, even Snape who has been around abusive assholes his life, is startled by Dumbledore and his response. There's no empathy at all, just cold, hard calculating. But because Dumbledore claims he's good, Snape trusts him to keep the people he cares about safe.

And. He. Let's. Them. Die.

He HAD the invisibility cloak. He did nothing to protect them. Bare minimum at best and I just think it's gross how his true colors shine through here. Snape wanted no one to die. Dumbledore was interested in power, always, and he saw a chance to have power over a man broken by his actions because he was a good man who made a bad choice.

‘Hide them all, then,’ he croaked. ‘Keep her - them -  safe. Please.’

‘And what will you give me in return, Severus?’

‘In - in return?’ Snape gaped at Dumbledore, and Harry expected him to protest, but after a long moment he said, ‘Anything.’

[alan-p-49]

here he is! Lord Dumblefuck! I love him. He's totally not a dragon in disguise!

[leninisms]

literally why the fuck were they not teaching latin at hogwarts