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bipixiedaydream · 27 days
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Walburga and Orion: You will marry a rich, pureblood girl and live a respectable life in a large, fancy mansion.
Sirius: No, I’m marrying a poor, half-blood boy, and we’re living a scandalous life in our shabby old flat, thank you very much.
Regulus: Stop lying out of your ass to juxtapose everything our parents say!!
Sirius: I’m being serious this time. Did I mention that he’s also a werewolf?
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bipixiedaydream · 2 months
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Sirius: Next person to say “weird flex but okay” is getting thrown of the astronomy tower.
Regulus: Preposterous boast but alas.
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bipixiedaydream · 2 months
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barry crouch jr in goblet of fire impersonating mad-eye except he immediately tells harry exactly who he is and what voldemort and peter have instructed him to do and helps harry prepare to defeat the dark lord because
“your dad dated my best friend when we were in hogwarts”
“my mother was your best friend?”
“no, not lily. someone else before her. he did a lot of things wrong. but in the end it wasn’t too late for him to be brave. and it’s not too late for me too”
i am unrealistic and gay
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bipixiedaydream · 3 months
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i need the evan to my barty(someone who will unapologetically match my freak)
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bipixiedaydream · 3 months
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woah… you mean you don’t spend your days fantasising about dead wizards? What do you even do with you life? No, you’re the weird one
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bipixiedaydream · 3 months
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She's a 10 but she cries over fictional relationships.
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bipixiedaydream · 3 months
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‘The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies’
In memory of the Marauders
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bipixiedaydream · 3 months
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~Manifestation spell to have unexpected money come your way~
Sacred numbers of abundance ⬇️
777 88 808 520 318 798
🍀🪢💴💶💷💳🪪💸💵💰🪙⚖️📈💎💫🍀
This is all about putting energy and intention into this post.
Like to charge, reblog to cast
Listen to this to manifest abundance
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bipixiedaydream · 4 months
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I will never force my children to ship the same ships as me, they will have the total freedom to choose between shipping Wolfstar or leaving my house.
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bipixiedaydream · 4 months
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bye.
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bipixiedaydream · 4 months
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bipixiedaydream · 5 months
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“FUCK YOU MY CHILD IS COMPLETELY FINE”
madame, your child has a praise kink.
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bipixiedaydream · 5 months
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it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world
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bipixiedaydream · 6 months
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it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world
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bipixiedaydream · 6 months
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HIGHLY NSFW CONTENT - Twitter Links
a/n: this is not something I usually post but I’m addicted to my pookie theodore like your honor this is my husband >:(
MDNI!
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theodore nott x viewer
TWITTER LINKS THAT SHOW P()RN‼️
I DON’T OWN THESE VIDEOS/I DIDNT MAKE THEM
riding bf!theo after an exam bc he’s so stressed :’(
theo worshipping your body bc he’s a great bf
good morning
fucking you on your childhood bed
he’s so sensitive (my personal favorite😍)
one night stand with your enemy (you’re gonna come back to him)
he loves your tits
making out PASSIONATELY with your “best friend” theo
theo fucks you with your slytherin skirt on
italy trip together ;)
“sit on my face.”
trying something new
rival!theo caught you flirting w/ someone else at the party
stop he loves you so so much <33
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bipixiedaydream · 7 months
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i have three holes for a reason
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bipixiedaydream · 7 months
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