#dumb thought i had
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carrioncoyote · 2 years ago
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Will Wood vanishes from the public light and returns two years later having produced a full-length Willard rock opera.
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rou-luxe · 2 months ago
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alfons = the hermit. seeking knowledge in solitude, the authentic self, and self-reflection (ahha! mirror)
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frenchublog · 9 days ago
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carlyraejepsans · 2 years ago
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i spent so much fucking time on this
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artistmarchalius · 1 year ago
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He’s always had it in him.
A continuation of the Pop Rock Floyd series: here, here and here
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laurellala-comics · 12 days ago
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steveslevis · 29 days ago
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thinking about reader painting her nails that same royal blue in azriel’s siphons and he’s literally enamored by them when he sees them. he gets all giddy for a minute when she shows him excitedly but then his mind immediately goes elsewhere and he can’t stop staring at them.
he stares at them all of dinner, admiring how they glimmer in the fae light and how they’re the perfect color for her. he almost goes feral when she scratches the nape of his neck with them while she’s deep in conversation with mor at dinner.
then he all but sprints her out of the townhouse when it’s time to go home, flying to the house of wind at record speed. his mouth on hers as soon as their bedroom door shuts, hands roaming all over her body with a desperation she hadn’t seen from him in a while.
when she finally gets him to peel his lips away from hers, she breathlessly asks what’s gotten into him and his only explanation…
“i just can’t wait to see the way those pretty new nails look wrapped around my cock.”
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jagalart · 8 months ago
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sockeye salmon
And the final guy in the new gouache fish gang is here! I mean I painted him months ago, but then, as always, I forgot to post him :'D The in(famous) horny fish!
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shroompette · 2 months ago
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It took a while for you to notice. It was a small detail, really - though it's incredible that anything about your 6'10" behemoth of a boyfriend could ever be paired with the word "small". People would always only gape at his size, his mask, or truthfully, his package. It's not like you were any better.
It only dawned on you one quiet afternoon that you two were spending together. You sat comfortably in the armchair you claimed as "your spot", your boyfriend splayed out on the couch beside it, draped over the armrest so he could have his head in your lap while you stroked his long hair.
You averted your eyes from your latest literary obsession and your gaze softened as you regarded him. Despite his rather unappealing appearance, you thought he was the loveliest man in the world, with strong arms, chiselled back that curved oh-so-nicely when he laid on his front and-
Oh.
You arched your eyebrow as you realized that where König's ass was supposed to be, you found nothing. Zero altitude. You could land a helicopter on that piece of plain and the landing would be smooth as a butter.
How did you never notice this?
Perhaps because the front of him served as a good enough of a distraction from the criminal lack of backside.
You bite your lip, hesitant to say anything and disturb his peaceful sleep, but at the same time, you had to explore your discovery somehow. You reach for the mug of coffee on your table and carefully place it on his ass...
Flat. Like a stabbed tire. The coffee's surface remained perfectly still.
For a minute, König honestly thought he might have peed himself from fear when he was abruptly awoken by your loud, witch-like cackle, the brew spilling on his pants as soon as he moved.
Now your couch has a permanent stain and your boyfriend refuses to speak to you.
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puppppppppy · 2 years ago
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obsessive
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anthropophageous · 2 months ago
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Okay but get this. We get a big dog together, we have a small house somewhere around on the country side, but yet still close enough to the city we can use Uber eats.
Now this house is comfortable, we have enough space to have couple music instruments, art stuff, and grow weed in the basement. It’s far from people, it’s peaceful, we have a bit of forest, enough space so the dog can run and time outside feels sweet. We could hunt and grow some stuff, hunting would be neat, we’d have great furs around the house, skulls, bones.
But can you imagine, only us, you and me, far away from people, no one can hear us, not even with the dog’s knot inside one of us. No one could hear, nor do anything about it. Did you also want a horse? We have plenty space for that! C’mon darling, you’d love that.
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umblrspectrum · 1 year ago
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this has been on my todo list for actual goddamn months. do you know how long i've been waiting to draw this fucking t
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yellow-sword · 2 months ago
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Happy birthday and pocky day to Kinich, the guy who single-handedly threw me back in into genshin :)
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tiiracotta · 28 days ago
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Something slightly different today. More diary comic like and a very dumb joke from the distant past
"Rappiolla on hyvä olla." is a line from an old Finnish song that started playing in my head when I woke up and saw my sleep deprived visage and random stuff I picked from the floor fashion in the mirror. It means something like "In decay is a good way to be."
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bronze-moth · 4 months ago
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Bop It!
Spin It!
Pull It!
Shout It!
Flick It!
Twist It!
Slap It!
Degrade It!
Spank It!
Breed It!
Breed It!
Breed It!
Breed It!
Breed It!
Breed It!
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v6quewrlds · 1 month ago
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