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Happy birthday and pocky day to Kinich, the guy who single-handedly threw me back in into genshin :)
#genshin impact#kinich#ajaw#ajawnich#k'uhul ajaw#my art#the hyperfixation is so bad i thought about making another daily acc but dedicated to kinich this time#i rushed to draw this and had only a few mins left before the next day but we did it woo#this is so dumb but its for me U_U#ahaki#アハキィ
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Lemme just expand on the incubus dumpster thing.
Changelingzuku seeing a news report titled "Mount Lady goes bezerk after PR team fails to control flood of internet dumpster love memes. Blames escaped vigilante Changeling": What
Hitoshi, caught up with all this drama: Oh yeah Izuku didn't you hear?
Izuku, playing dumb: Hear what?
Hitoshi, whipping out his phone: Changeling used his powers to make her fall in love with a dumpster and a video someone got of it went viral. All day they've been trying to take down the clip but its spreading so much that it got to 1# trending in Japan. Here, look-
Phone: (Displays a picture of mount lady crouched and hugging a dumpster, Mount Lady is captioned "me", the dumpster is captioned "the entire box of eclairs at 3 am".
(And after that, the hashtag #ChangelingVS continued to trend for three days as a ressurgance of Changeling vs Endeavour memes were paired with the Mount Lady dumpster memes. Rumor has it that Mount Lady tried to reach out to Endeavour about the situation but recived no response. Aizawa said nothing about the report, but he had to admit he personally thought that a spotlight hero who can't deal with a bruised ego was ever so slightly funny. It helps that he no longer has to deal with Midnight being exasperated that Mount Lady is trying to steal her brand. Because nobody enjoyed the memes more than her. Thank you for coming to my TED talk u_u)
YESYESYESYES TO ALL OF THIS!!!
Another caption I thought of for the Trash Mount Lady meme is where she's captioned "me" and the dumpster is captioned "my taste in fictional men"
This also causes Midnight to become part of the Changeling fan club.
Plus imagine when Mount Lady comes to UA to help the students practice interviews, and its Izuku's turn. But she doesn't know his hero name cause he's a recent transfer and hasn't debuted yet. So she asks him his hero name and Izuku with the smuggest, shit eating grin leans forward and calmly says Changeling.
All hell breaks lose!!!
#wooden doll au#candle answers#ask the candle#bnha au#bnha#bnha headcannons#digital art#my art#art#fanart#bnha mount lady#bnha art
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Calliope and Roxy, possible post-canon discussion
Non-explicit discussion of intimacy and intercourse below and brief mention of alcohol addiction. Cut for length.
I haven't read any of their dialogues for quite some time, so apologies if their characterizations are a bit off!
CALLIOPE: does it ever bother yoU that well. we'll never be intimate? ROXY: what do u even mean haha ROXY: we like ROXY: cuddle every single day!! it is COMPLETELY wonderful. CALLIOPE: bUt that isn't hUman intimacy. we'll never... yoU know... do the deed? ROXY: oh, that. you mean. sex? CALLIOPE: yes, i mean that! well. we do roleplay it... ROXY: hmmmmm. so, let me make sure i understand what youre worried about: ROXY: youre worried that roleplay and cuddling ROXY: which is the most awesome thing ever ROXY: isn't enough for me? CALLIOPE: oh, i sUppose it soUnds silly now. nevermind, i'm jUst being stUpid.... U_U ROXY: u are wonderful and not even a little bit dumb at ALL ROXY: you remember how i mentioned that i grew up in another 'timezone' from jake and jane right CALLIOPE: oh yes, yoU did! yoU were raised separately from the rest of yoUr kind! ROXY: yep yep ROXY: the only other person in the WORLD was dirk and he was busy with jake stuff. ROXY: that and lots of troll robots who would have been a huge problem if they found me CALLIOPE: yoU mentioned that yoU are rather glad to not be in that sitUation anymore, many times! i am, too! ROXY: u are and always have been so so sweet ROXY: so i know that you consider yourself a girl but that gender for ur species is uh ROXY: negotiable and stuff on gender. CALLIOPE: close enoUgh! ^U^ ROXY: i find ever1 cute ROXY: *every1 ROXY: every time i see u again after being apart u take my breath away ROXY: with how much u amaze me just by being you ROXY: ur shy, ur not what my people call feminine but like ROXY: i only care about that to the extent that those things make u YOU ROXY: now prepare for this mind blowing revelation ROXY: i love cuddles. no surprise right? ROXY: but the idea of like. ROXY: being intimate with another human being makes me go like ROXY: mehhhhhhhhhhhhhh ROXY: maybe that doesn't make sense but like ROXY: i totally don't think about it 90% of the time CALLIOPE: bUt the other 10%? what about that? how does it coloUr your experiences? ROXY: i had to rely on old records of humans to understand how it worked ROXY: bcuz I'd never experienced those things and never met my mom ROXY: she died so long before we could even meet ROXY: so I couldn't ask her abt shit i was curious about ROXY: it's part of why i am such a badass hacker lol ROXY: but one thing from before the end was something called bambi lesbians ROXY: i don't think i need a label because they are LE DUMB ROXY: but they weren't interested in sex ROXY: my intimacy is my feelings! and the awesome cuddles ROXY: i think about it sometimes but like ROXY: its more that i am not opposed if i had the opportunity with a friend or partner so long as all involved were ok with it! ROXY: i am not repulsed just disinterested ROXY: you are enough calliope! CALLIOPE: i am enoUgh....? ROXY: yeah!!! we're two rad people enjoying our lives ROXY: that's all i really need ROXY: you talk to me and you treat me right ROXY: you came to me when you were feeling insecure and that is so amazing ROXY: my addiction was something i felt terrible abt sometimes and ROXY: it was HARD ROXY: not to get down on myself about it!!! ROXY: so i can understand feeling like shit about urself ROXY: so i am telling u ROXY: u are enough and i am enough ROXY: so long as we keep working at our relationship! CALLIOPE: thank you, roxy. i always appreciate yoU and what we have. i am so glad we finally got to meet. ROXY: so am i!!! let's get some more cuddling in bcuz you are the best cuddle partner a bambi bisexual lesbean can have!
#sorry I'm a homestuck#homestuck#calliope#hs calliope#roxy lalonde#fanfic#drabble#script#I was inspired by some real conversations and comments I've seen online
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don’t read this even though it’s on me for putting my cringey thoughts in public u_u
i am trapped in this never ending loop with art and more and more i just wonder what’s the point anymore. if 9/10 times i’m not having fun and am actively hating every moment what am i even doing. i know exactly everything that i’m struggling with and yet unable to get out of it. i really struggle with change and hyperfixations and all or nothing and so i have a few small things i let myself watch/read/get into because i’m terrified of losing my few hyperfixations and if i leave it’s gone hard and the fear of change keeps me desperately clinging onto my little safety blanket of medias i let myself watch/etc . on top of it because of my memory issues i am losing more and more of the little content i do even have, so i end up rewatching/reading/etc just to remember it all . and i’m trying really hard to branch out and watch/read new things but i’m constantly overwhelmed and just feel so stupid over it but at the end of the day i’m just such a repetitive creature mostly cause of mental uwuness and it’s killing me every art way. i know that if i just let myself consume anything outside of the 5 things i do it could open me up creatively so much but it’s also so terrifying. and the unknown is just horrific in any media, so i get too scared about not knowing cause i just always need to be prepared for things and you can’t when you’re getting into new things and all that. and then it’s like. i have been trying really really hard to get into a bunch of new things, and nothing. like there’s no creative spark or new incentive to draw new things there’s no inspiration at all. and whenever i do try to make something new i get so attached only for there to be nowhere that i can talk about my things and innevitabely they just die a few days and it just feels like all this lost potential. cause i’m just alone and there’s nothing that can really be done about it. i always feel like going back to when i only let myself have one oc because the inevitable death of creation just haunts me. i have horrific projection of life onto inanimate objects and knowing i created something and it’s just gone sucks. also my artstyle sucks. like it doesn’t suck conceptually i’m a fine artist but i can’t let myself go anywhere because of repetition and fear of change. like i have it in me to improve but no motivation or inspiration and the scariness of difference and change is too much to bear so i draw the same shit over and over and cannot escape it and how can i wonder why i feel so disasstifisifsifeied with art. i don’t know if it’s even truly lack of consumption that leads to lack of newness and inspiration , if its that i’m really struggling mentally and it all spills out into art, or if like the hard reality is maybe i’m just dragging a dead horse trying to always draw. although i don’t think art will ever leave me it’s like . i spent my whoel life learning about art and constantly drawing and improving and it’s like. is that it? did i just spend all this time and it’s just done? the sparks of wanting to draw become fewer and fewer and more i have to draw out of obligation or whatever. because i’m an artist. so i have to. and i want to, it’s just that i don’t want to. there isn’t an hour in a day that goes by that i don’t think about art or drawing or feeling guilty if i don’t and feeling shitty if i do and i guess like that’s not mentally healthy but it’s like all i have in life. love other things like knitting and violin and all that but it’s just a hobby that i like and it doesn’t give me the same happiness art is supposed to but doesn’t anymore. it’s all so dumb anyways. i am trying to read dungeon meshi and i’m like... i’m terrified to do it because i don’t want my previous hyperfixation to leave me because i just shape my life around certain things cause it’s just what is keeping me going or whatever. also i am so stupidely dumb even just sound effects of noises or whatever is killing me. i don’t wanna see drool even in a comic because i’ll puke. and it’s like idk i’m too uncomfortable to be a good artist anymore. i can’t get over myself enough to create art.
my biggest love and hate with art is design. i love to design characters and ideas and whatever else but i can’t help but get sucked in and too attached but then after a few days there is nowhere else for it to go so it fades away which just sends me into such a depressive panic every time. i want to design but every time i end up crying because i just can’t . do anything with my designs. i don’t even want to in theory, i just want to design and create . but cause i made oc’s now everything has to be something and hwen it’s not i just get so upset. its’ embarrassing but sometimes i just can’t do anything for months because of attachment struggles.. i have a pencil or a package container that is on my room floor and i feel like it’s just a part of the room now, the pencil likes being on the floor and it would feel sad if i picked it up so i cna’t. i know it’s stupid it’s just not something i can easily break out of . i draw full things in not even 5 minutes, fully lineart/colour/sahde etc pics can take me no more than an hour. so designing something where a lot can be built onto it is great because i try but can’t draw slower even when i’m realy trying. but then i get too attached and eventually nothing more can happen and i hate it all.
i just wanna draw and be happy :( rant over cause i’m going to have a panic attack over having to change my tissue box because i have severe mental issues
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i hate i need to get clohtes that i can wear at family gatherings that isnt like super make me look faggy even tho i wanna get as faggy as possible but like i neeed clothes thats loose pants n stuff that still look good and that i can style and not just be frumpy in -_- but i always find the nicest girl jeans and even the loose ones i get are like designed to make my butt look nice so at first (and 99% of the time) im like yayy cute butt then when i have to pick out clothes to go to w/ family gatherings i realize i only have like 1 or 2 pairs of jeans that arent like that and am like u_u tho also who gives af like with jeans it shouldnt matter like obv with those short shorts im not gonna be wearing those to like family stuff LOL but like with jeans it shouldt matter i just get nervous n self-conscious ppl will say stuff when its at family stuff especially since my family tends to be real dumb
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i love the simple jobs in ffxiv like warrior, dancer, and samurai bc i just like.. i like it when it feels like im doing the mechanics on purpose instead of the mechanics controlling my actions. like for war i press ir to spam fell cleaves and inner chaos, for dnc i just do the steps and get the buffs and press every button as they come up, and sam i do the combos and get midare setsugekka. simple and i feel in control! while machinist is just. oh my god. going into heat (haha) and having to spam three different buttons sucks so much man, my brain can't keep up. also drill's cooldown is so short it's a nightmare. theres so much going on i feel like im being yanked around, the game is the one playing, not me. reaper at 90 also feels similar somehow, it feels a bit much w the buff and harvest moon and. something else i forgot. 80 is my sweet spot for rpr i think (but also rpr below 70 is atrocious due to not having its signature skills so lol. limited ass job)
honestly trying mch again after the rework (which is good and necessary and improves it) makes me scared to try leveling like.. gunbreaker, notoriously busy job w a lot of weaving, and monk, fastest job in the game. astrologian just looks like a complete nightmare w how many buttons it has i won't even try
slight bummer that jobs that might suit tart in theory i just never try bc of my limits. sorry bby ur stuck w the dumb ones for my sake u_u
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modern verse kiddo cole not w a horse but the scrappiest lookin dog of all time; drives on the motorcycle with her filling out a backpack he's got strapped to himself; him getting her a tiny ass dog helmet w his meager scraps of cash,,,
#hc: head up in the clouds;;#hc: youth#hc: modern#iDK IF THIS WLD BE THE CANON ON THIS BLOG BUT THE THOUGHT CAME TO ME#dog tries to steal his food - he tries to scare it off - it keeps following him being a Bitch whenever he tries to be nice to it smh#him having full blown arguments w this dog like it can understand him#as he tugs a kerchief knot snug against its neck lkasdfjl#'oh she must really like you!!!' 'no- she hates me a lot actually-'#is always just gnawing the shit out of him but is strangely docile when strapped in#smthing smthing o well u know what they say abt dogs n their owners-#him getting affronted: I AINT HER OWNER n she ain't my dog-#she just- [grumpy noise] follows me around and i give her food sometimes-#kajsdf 'she's just like u- dumb n angry'#him huffing stupidly amused when she's in his fcking backpack muttering 'perrito burrito'#he will hold this dog n tell her to stfu n this dog will look him right in the eye n pause for like 5 seconds bf snarling n yapping again#names her caco (derogatoy) but mostly just refers to her as PERRO which is just followed w POR FAVOR CALLATE#Thdjsk cats being chill w napping on him n then i give him a dog who has sheer hatred pummeling thru its bones#Hes convinced there has to be some sort of chihuahua in her mutt background#He gets arrested n this dog just goes fcking insane he has to lie on top of her so the police dont put her down cjdnsk#Desperately trying to shush her before he gets yoinked towards a car n trying to tell the cops that shes a good dog#that they can put her in a shelter-#(Hes lying between his teeth n knows he is bc shes untrained n hostile n feral)#U_U#She can be good - she can be good- incoherently spoken like a last ditch prayer#Smthing abt the saying that there are no bad dogs just bad owners or w/e tf;#He knows what happens to dangerous dogs; the officer that takes pity on him tells him that she will be brought to a shelter#Bullshit to his bullshit; a lie meeting a lie#Does he see himself in this dog? No - she's a pain in the ass n this is the beauty of the whole thing
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art makes me so incredibly happy
#everything everywhere all at once was just so fucking good#its filled me with those good vibs#vibes#i also recently saw the n*rthman which i did Not really enjoy tbh#i complained 2 my friends n partners#n pretty much Every compliant i had for that movie#EEAAO did right#i said they should have gone even more extreme with the action#they needed some comedy n fun to make me actually Care about these ppl#the family stuff didnt have any heart#it felt like an alpha male fantasy#n it didnt go far enough with the Weird#also they were mean about iceland u_u#anyway EEAAO had Every aspect i complained about done So well#weird movies to compare concidering how different they are tone wise#but whatver#also#why is all viking media always so Serious#like have u guys REad the myths?? theyre dumb n silly n Fun#anyway ok#my rant is done#chat
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After a long day of adventuring, a solid nap is just the right medicine
#ffxiv#ffxiv screenshots#ff14#ff14 screenshots#ffxiv crystal#final fantasy xiv#midlander hyur#| a wanderbound soul with his eyes ever forward#| star-eyed traveler‚ you walk with fire in your soul#| rain‚ snow‚ and a firestorm#the first big thing ive done in crime tool.... im so happy that it actually looks decent eaivnaiovnan#im really proud of myself :D i definitely need to get better with figuring out clothes and fingers#because those were giving me the most trouble. you cant see it but oliver's fingers are.. kinda backwards u_u#but ya! i ended up using a pre-made pose and just tweaking it from there :o it wasn't made for hyur lol#it took me.. probably more than it should have oijvaoijba#but it was really educational! so that's something also#i am admittedly kinda nervous posting this. :P its probably dumb to be but i dunno
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how do people regularly Dungeon Master for long periods of time and still remain happy while doing it lol
#i can dm 2-3 sessions happily but after that i get uncomfy for some reason :)#idk maybe its the pressure of my players going 'so whens the next session'#when i havent put a single thought into what's gonna happen next#its also probably just the depression#or whatever the heck cause me to procrastinate to the last possible minute for anything that matters :))#can u tell im feeling pressured to dm soon :))))))#feel like pure crap just wanna be a player again u_u#i introduce so many people to d&d that i always forget that as a result#im the only one with enough knowledge to dm#the only campaign im a regular player in is the first one i ever joined back in 2018#ive done one shots but i just wanna be a player in a long term campaign again ;-;#feels kinda dumb to be complaining about this but :) its 1am and i have to come up with a good session for my younger sibs/cousin#i need it by tomorrow and all i have is 'boss fight with a high level mage that will spare them'#and i cant figure out how to make it not boring and also satisfying for everyone#uuUUUHGHGGHH#matthew mercer and brennan lee mulligan tell me your SECRETS#jam talkin tag
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theres a few fanon things that are like actively reductive and bad when treated like canon that ive criticized in the past but one fanon thing that really isnt that big of a deal yet secretly turns me into Old Man Yells At Cloud every time i see it anymore is the idea that the admiral is jons cat
#the first few times i read a fic where jon and georgie used to own the admiral together in uni were cute!#but after seeing it so much that jon is basically treated like his second owner most of the time it just...annoys me#and it feels like a dumb sort of annoyance bc its NOWHERE near as bad as acting like tim is just a hawaiin shirt (for some reason?)#wearing himbo or sasha getting reduced to just 'mom friend' but just the majority of the time it rubs me the wrong way for some reason#blathering#this blogs really just gonna be me oscillating between complaining and gushing about specific magnus things#between fanart reblogs until i find a new thing to fixate on isnt it? sorry u_u
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u ever watch a show and get rly frustrated that someone won’t just. break a window to get out of a situation.
the window. is RIGHT there. kick it!! oh no shoes?? take your shirt off and wrap it around your fist! or your pants! if youve got denim thats even better! break the window
#hush cuteie#ITS RIGHT THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY GODDDDDSSSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#WINDOWS ARENT THAT HARD TO BREAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IVE DONE IT ACCIDENTALLY WITH MY SHOULDERRRRRRRR#( i lost my balance and my shoulder went right through only OG followers remember me doing that IDSHNSDOIJVNDSB )#IDK ABT YALL BUT. ID BREAK A WINDOW TO ESCAPE. OH NOOOO BROKEN GLASS WOE IS ME not my window i dont have to pay for it#edit: im watchin The Order on netflix and its one of those '' this is rly dumb but i unfortunately love 1 character and i stay for them ''#kind of shows u_u i very much so like vera dont even think abt @ing me or asking why i just like her vibe#im on episode 8 i think? i think idk its 2 AM and im angry over randall not even trying to break the window vnaisdjvnaosidjvakmb
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brag about your favorite OC!!! what is it about your fav oc makes them your fav? why draw them often? do they have the gay? (all for science of course)
#BUT FOR REAL THOUGH i just love him........#i LOVE how his design has changed over time and hes probably the one character ive had that ive put the most thought into#so he's really fleshed out!!!!!!!!#he's also easy to draw.......plus fun. i love his sharp teeth and pointy smile i lov him a bunch#and yes. he's triple gay.#i originally literally only made him to give kankuro a boyfriend............and things just went crazy from there#its actually only been almost a year since i first made him lol#another reason i love drawing him and why hes my fav is that#i can draw him like.........any way i want#like he suits all my different favourite things 2 draw? and its great fun#i just wish i had more confidence to actually talk about him u_u#i got a lot of dumb shit to say but its hard 2 explain for me and i feel annoying rip in piss#asks#Anonymous
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5 Anti LO Asks
1. am i the only one who kinda hate the colors choices for the characters in LO? they're so oversaturated and intense that it just hurts my eyes to look at after awhile. the background colors are much nicer with them being more pastel. i wish it went with that hue instead of just being as intense as possible.
-----FP Spoilers-----
2. So, this is my first time saying ANY critique on webtoons out loud. I wanted to keep my mouth shut because I know how hard it can be with comics but, enough said. My GOD. Everyone’s pointed out great points but if I’d have to say any, what I really find annoying is when anyone explains their backstory with meeting P for the first time, it has to take up so many eps, it’s long and with useless info, and it never really goes anywhere because every character constantly keeps changing their story???? And it’s not even like some moment that you can remember and look back to. They’re all so freaking forgettable and long for NO REASON??? I read the latest FP and it was The same thing. Hermès explaining his first time meeting P but why did it have to take up more than half the ep? I feel like that’s why eps. Feel a lot shorter. Because absolutely nothing happens and when something important actually does happen, it takes so damn long to explain that I just don’t care for it. This could also be said with Minthes and Hades first time meeting cuz yeah ok, they were both in a bad place, but just get to the point???? It doesn’t need two whole ass episodes just to say “they were both in a bad place u_u” And when it comes to milking a plot, they never properly solve issues. Like yeah maybe they did give that guy his eye ball back, BUT P’S RAPE???? I don’t care for it anymore. And that’s an issue that should have been solved or at least given a proper light to! It’s just dealt so poorly and for the sake of dumb quirky flashbacks. Like yess, im sure that happens to real survivors but comic wise, it gets kinda boring? Maybe come up with better ways on how other things affect her and then she learns from them?? That’d be great character development and it could help her over come her fears and become stronger both mentally and physically. But I’m sorry DX I’m normally not like this at all, in fact I support freelance comic artists a lot! But once I found how much she makes, sheesh! I needed to say something.
3. I mean I guess Hermes (the red guy is him right?) ‘s mother is a plus size character. But its only like his mom, Hestia and i think there was one fat nymph Perse was friends with.
4. Holy shit this fastpass chapter was total shit. It has nothing to do with the trail at all, and this chapter was very boring to the point where I even stopped halfway through and read the rest later fast to get it over with.
Having Persephone be hidden is so fucking stupid because this contradict season 1 where hades reading all of her accomplishments from competitions you know, things that are public. Not only that but why have Demeter hide Persephone be new when Persephone is THE FUCKING BARLEY MOTHER MASCOT?!?!!
Hermes Little plot will literally be nothing but filler and if this was a real situation he would not even be in it because he really did nothing but get money for being quiet. What we need is an explanation from Demeter and Persephone not fucking hermes!
Rachel what the fucking fuck gurl!!! I don’t know if you can tell. But this chapter mad me so mad, we need explanation and plot, not filler junk.
5. In fastpass, there was a flashback where hermes and persephone got so much chemistry that i wish they were a real final couple. Also anything isnt explained yet and hermas instead of talking about act of warth or wy persephone in inocen he talked about his life and how he met perephone and this part of flashback isnt even ended, ended on cliffhanger and will be continuing in next ep.
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[BailsRichy] ✿ : rip an article of clothing from their body.
| Send me a symbol NSFW edition | *GLITTER TITTIES* uwu
Richard sighed out annoyed as he was making his way back upstairs now. Buddy had been dropped off to school and Sue was out for the day. Sadly Richard didn't have work to hide away at today either..he had to call out to honor his end of this deal. Now staring at the silver canister in his hand with nothing but disdain. Why? because inside of it was glitter, craft glitter. To be exact wasn't just a simple set you could just pop into a craft store to get it. No, apparently this was extra fine glitter. Richard didn't even know glitter came in different kinds of grinds but here he was now, dragging his talons across the carpeted floor holding the pound of Dusty rose glitter it was even in a shaker bottle and if anything was going to make Richard feel more like a crushed snack, well if anything he was a full-on buffet. So If anything was going to make Richard feel more like a cursed buffet for Baliey it was that little detail. Opening up the door finding Bailey happily seated on thier bed. Tight pink underwear fitted to thier hips enough to cover them but also nearly as Richard could make out the black heart birthmark on his husband's hip. Translucent pink robe on top clinging to the rooster's body with a trim of equally pink. Normally Richard's eyes would be trailing over every inch of exposed feathers in his view right now. Instead, he shut the door and walked over to the rooster holding out the glitter for them. "Here," he began with making it clear in his tone he wasn't near the level of excitement Bailey was right now watching them smile as they took the bottle of glitter from him. And attempt to seduce him as they gave him thier half-lidden stare and gently patted the bed for Richard to lay back on. "You're just lucky I'm a man of my word and keep to the deals I agree on." He trailed off looking off to the side a moment "and honestly I didn't think you would manage but apparently you wanted this that badly." turning around and just dropped back onto the bed now. As Bailey just smirked and smugly huffed before climbing on top of the eagle. Cupping his cheek in thier hand a moment as they went to assure Richard this would be worth it, he was going to give his 'god' the attention to thier chest they deserve to have because of how perfectly toned and sculpted they look as if he were one of those marble sculptures. Richard at least offers a slight smirk at the rooster "Alright that's working," Bailey let his hand move from thier face to trail thier touch down to Richard's chest now, pressing in against the silk of his vest. Watching how Bailey lick the side of his beak knowing thier 'meal' laid under the layer of clothing waiting for them. Letting the bottle of glitter drop to the bed Richard watched as Bailey started to work on the buttons of his vest first fumbling a little with the buttons as they were trying to work fast here. But thier patience was clearly already at the peak as they had been waiting for this exact moment for a month once they got to his dress shirt under Bailey had his hands gripping Richard shirt and began to tear at it buttons popping free from thier hold one at least break lose from the thread as Richard watch it fly away. Richard was a bit impressed by that move and slightly turned on by the desperation Bailey was showing at the moment to get to his chest. Moving to rid Richard of thier pants, leaving thier god nearly bare for them to gawk at. As they held no shame in staring at him, dipping thier head down to ghost faint kisses at the outline of Richard's cock. They would pull them off to but they wanted to make sure no glitter touched there. Bailey went for the bottle beside him, moving away now to move over thier target. Well letting thier freehand feel over Richard's chest, time to accept his fate Richard decided as he let his eyes close at least. Able to hear the slight sound from Bailey shaking the bottle to get glitter onto him. He could feel Bailey's softer feathers rub up against him, damn brat must have preened himself well waiting for him to return. Based on how they felt
much softer right now. Soon he felt Bailey's beak rub against his muscles listening to them happily tell his chest 'its time' Richard help but laugh slightly at that as his chest puffed up from the action. Soon that laugh was replaced by a softly moan when they dragged thier young over his feathers, able to feel that tongue piercing run against him from the pressure as Bailey was making sure to get every last speck. Going ahead and opening his eyes as he looked down to the rooster watching them lift up thier head after thier first taste. Bailey's tail feathers were spilling out behind him as it gave a slight little twitch at the act. Locking thier eyes on Richard as they smirked his way. Happily to praise them verbally letting thier hands push against his stomach feeling over his abs, as they work over the toned muscle there. Words dripping as they softly pant saying they want more. They want to decorate thier god and clean up every last bit of the glitter so they can truly admire them. Yeah, this was working apparently when even the mention of glitter didn't phase him. Lifting up his arms now to reach back for a pillow and place it under his head, arms moving under it to elevate himself even more. "Hmm, I'm disappointed with you" that got Bailey's attention they paused in thier motion. Richard just smirked a bit "You said you wanted this so badly, were even willing to agree to my conditions to make it happen. Yet my little worshiper seems to be holding back. Can't say your God is very pleased with this, sub-par display. What's wrong don't you live to worship me?" he was egging it one, honestly, that little bit was enough for Richard to see just how much his damn husband was enjoying thier long-awaited reward, but didn't mean he should get to enjoy this two. Watching the rooster pout some over the criticism given. They soon replaced it with a more determined look finding thier bottle of glitter as they sat up now. Shifting to straddle Richard's hips, securing thier legs around him, pressing down against Richard letting thier own length press in against Richard's thigh as they gave a slight thrust to let thier god feel thier want. Richard just continued smirk at the rooster. "Go on tell me you want to, hmm no actually tell me you need to worship."
Which they did happily pledging to thier God how they needed to worship his god's body. Feel over all the well-toned muscle with thier tongue to best appreciate all that work to make his god just so perfectly perfect. Watching Bailey lower back down letting their fingers drag over his chest before moving to openly grope at a pec. A good firm squeeze was given, even moving to caress around the muscle there, which earned a moan from Richard. Soon kisses were placed to him, warm and wanting as they placed them over his chest slightly flicking thier tongue over him as they lap at the bit of glitter in those places still. Richard was soaking in the compliments and the worship going towards his chest right now. Letting his chest puff up from the stroking going to his ego, he could feel himself straining against his pants right now. Richard moved his arms out from under him moving to sit up a bit as Bailey lifted up thier head to meet his god's stare. Richard reached out and ran a finger under thier chin "Such a good boy you are aren't you?" Bailey smiled softly to the praise given, as Richard took the glitter from them, untwisted the lid to it seemed to get Bailey's eyes to widen. Slowly lowering back to how he was as he went to tip the bottle. He couldn't believe he was about to do this, letting the glitter spill out from the container till it was all empty and on his chest leaving a trail for the rooster. He tossed the empty bottle, mostly to get it out of his sight as he went back to his more relaxed recline. Taken in how Bailey's eyes grew larger at the amount they had all over him now. Motion with his finger to the rooster to come to him. "Good worshipers don't keep thier gods waiting now do they?" Watching Bailey slip the robe off thier shoulder and fall to the bed as they climb over the top of him licking at thier beak seeing they had more work in store now. As they told Richard, thier god they would make sure to get every last bit of thier chiseled chest. "Good then get that mouth to work, and I'll make sure to reward you for being so good." Bailey gave a yes as they lower down at the end of the glittery trailing of thier treat Richard provided to them Once against Richard could feel thier tongue lap over him a long short lick as Bailey hummed to themself. Got far more glitter this time as they when to lick up from Richard's abdomen to his chest once more letting thier hand feel up along his sides in turn as they lowered down to lie on top of Richard. Thanking Richard for allowing him to have his treat and to worship his wonderful perfect chest so closely. Richard feather lifting up at that. Bailey went back to licking over them to get more glitter off his chest. Letting a hand rest on the rooster heads as he combs his fingers through thier hair. "That feels good, keep going your doing such a good job." He praised once more. Okay, he might not hate this after all he started to think as he moaned once again letting his eyes close to soak this in. Damn it he might actually like Bailey to do this more often, without making them agree to anything of course.
#muse| Richard Evans - Alder#madamkezzie#aflockoffeathers#[mocha I wanna feel like this forever - aflockoffeathers]#[LIME mentioned]#[LEMON mentioned]#send me a symbol propmts#((Idk if I needed both lime and lemon here shurg))#((LET ME TELL YOU when we first made this a thing I looked up glitter to see if there was a glitter worthy of this))#((I found diamond dust which is apparently the most glittery glitter of all the glitters...buts its made of tiny shards of glass#that was a bust in my search though it pop the pinkest pink as being glitter and I was all oh perfecto. But it's actually paint u_u#and Bailey may still eat that but the deal was glitter so that wont do eaither ;3;#then tho! I found DAZZLE! the glitteest plant based glitter but they dont have it in pink!!!#then I start to wonder why am I so fixed on this right now? XD Bailey should tots get all that other stuff tho just saying XD#I did find another glitter I am just sad cause Daimond dust/ the pinkest pink was so much better but u_u))#((bailey get an artiest to make you non glass glitterest glitter that is that pink XD your rich make it happen XD))#((Also depending I may have something else related to this who dumb thing depending on my work schedule if not it'll be late sorry ~~<3))#((Why did I put so many fucking tags on this on reply XD))#((i hope you appreciate my dedication here XD))
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ive gotten past some of my ed tendencies, but the idea of who SEES you eat still terrorizes me u_u accidental starvation by not wanting to been seen eating v.s running to my room with three meals worth of food to binge in private. like why is eating and my body a public performance.. its so stupid. i hope ur well, eating is good, moderation is good, enjoying food is good.
LITERALLY it mAkes no sense :( im hesitant to call mine an ED because i eat a LOT but i get the mindset and im right there with you….i think performing your life and trying to make yourself as palatable as possible is sooo tied into disordered eating like so much of it is about turning yourself into a product of relative perfection, it’s crazy. it gets me too, how ultimately dumb and nonsensical it is! like some dAys i can eat two tons and some days i tear up over one meal. anyway, thank you ang 💗 you’re fully right ofc - food is solely energy, nourishing your body is not a moral act that can be judged as a failure. hope you’re doing ok nd that you can at least be kind to yourself as you get through this!! you deserve the world, you deserve to feel good about exactly who you are. so much love is coming ur way x
#btw to the Spanish anon im trying to figure it out plz bear with me 😫😫😵💫#anon#tw ed#tw eating disorder
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