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mystic-girls · 1 year ago
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Jumin x MC fluff headcanons
-MC introduces Jumin to video games. He doesn’t get the point of them at first, but MC introduces him to animal crossing and in a very short time he has a town full of cat villagers, with a ridiculous amount of bells. (Seven later shows him his mod villager of Elly, and is instantly forced to deleted her from his game.)
-MC destabilizes Jumin by not wanting luxuries and expensive things. They like the simpler stuff, and at first Jumin is highly uncomfortable about this, because that’s how he’s been taught to show affection.
-MC catches on and reassure him that not wanting those kind of things doesn’t mean they love him any less. They just prefer the strawberry pancakes he makes.
-MC likes to tease Jumin about the fact that he likes to watch them sleep, so sometimes when they wake up first they’ll stare intensely at him, hovering one inch above his face with the silliest face until he wakes up.
-Elizabeth the 3rd gets attached to MC really quickly, and the feeling is mutual. Jumin will sometimes whine about how he feels like a third wheel.
-Jumin needs a lot of reassurance and gets easily jealous. When MC realizes he’s in that bad headspace, they’ll shower him with kisses and cling to him like there’s no tomorrow, until he feels better.
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kamiko1234 · 5 months ago
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Alright just got to chapter ten of The Lightning Thief and I have more thoughts.
So, first off : I stay firmly rooted in my opinion that Luke is great. I love him, I bet his hugs are great. He and Percy have a cool brotherly sort of friendship going on. Ngl ? Percy and Luke found family sounds GREAT to me. God knows that poor boy (Percy) could use someone like him (Luke) to look after him. (Sadly with Percy going off with Annabeth and Grover now it seems we'll see less of him, which is a crime imo. Give me my wholesome older bro character. Hope dies last tho, so I'll just hope I can get more of him over the course of the book and the rest of the series !) But also, the hint with his quest ? Naw that backstory is going to be SAD, my poor baby. I will cry over him. I may have only known him for a few chapters but damn, he's my favorite. Offical favorite. Like he deserves for radiating the biggest Teedy bear, Big Bro, Green Flag vibes in the entier series besides our beloved MC Percy. Second off, uh- the gods are sort of dicks ? Like, you are telling me that Poseidon was just A-okay with abandoning Percy for all his life and ONLY claimed him bc he needed him ???? Not cool ! But also, the implications of this ???? And the fact that apparently Percy is being send out on a quest at- what ? 12 ? 13 ? That is NOT safe, and the gods are apparently fine with it too ?????? Not to MENTION what happened with that Thalia girl !? Honestly, the fact that Zeus broke that sacred oath first did not surprise me, but also Hades wtf ?????? That's an innocent kid ! She isn't at fault here you idiot. That entier sittuation is some A+ child neglect and endangerment aswell as what I gotta assume attempted murder, someone call CPS on those guys or I will do it myself. What a bunch of a-holes. On a third note, so the prophecy said that Percy would be betrayed by a friend. Which means I gotta scrap my previous suspicions of Clarisse or any Ares kid, they and Percy are NOT friends. My next best guess would be Annabeth. She's the next best friend of Percy, and she's on the quest with him which would give us good opportunities. She DID seem weirdly enthusiastic to go on a live threatening quest.
Not to mention that Annabeth is a child of Athena, and it was stated that she (Athena) has a rivalry with Poseidon going on. Maybe Athena's in on the plot to steal the Master Bolt and frame Poseidon due to a grudge from that, and Annabeth as her kid acts on her behalf.
But also, she's like- the only one I can reasonably imagine doing it. Besides here Percy has like, two other friends. Grover and Luke. Grover is the ultimate dork, but also has more than enough motives to specifically STAY loyal. Besides the obvious thing of getting his license, he's been Percy's oldest friend at that point. he cares for him. As for Luke, I just don't think he's the type to do that, yk ? As far as I've seen the guy is nothing but caring, he teached Percy and welcomed him ! Even going out of his way to train him when the other campers were avoiding him after he'd been claimed. Why would Luke do that if he'd just betray him at the end ? He's seemingly being written out of the book for now too, when should he get the chance to betray Percy ? (He did have that one weird line about looking evil that one time which confused me a bit ???? Ngl imma just assume he has a cool badass side, like the cool badass dude he is. Did I say that I really like Luke already ?) My fourth point : the line in the prophecy saying Percy'll fail to save what's most important will be him failing to save his Mom from the underworld. Hades' is built up to be the big bad, and he rules the underworld where Percy's mom is currently in. He cares a whole lot about her and Percy did think about saving her already. And last but not least, I think Annabeth betraying Percy will lead to him not being able to save his Mom. I'd imagine it'd go like this : Percy, Annabeth and Grover go to the underworld to get the Master Bolt from Hades (which I assume is the big bad) and to save Percy's mom. They manage to get the Master Bolt, and are about to save Percy's mom when Annabeth reveals herself and betrays them. Causing Percy and Grover to be unable to get Sally. And that was all ! PS: OMG OK I JUST STARTED WITH CHAPTER 10 AND I NEEDED TO GET THIS OUT WITHOUT WAITING FOR THE NEXT POST. I FUCKING LOVE LUKE, buddy sprinted up there so say goodbey AND he handed Percy those sneakers ?
Naw I'm convinced of my theory now. No WAY Luke could ever be a bad guy ! Why go through all that trouble just to betray Percy in the end ? But also, found family sense are going strong in me rn. Greenest Flag if I have ever seen one. BUT ALSO HE GIVES HEADPATS ? AKJFHQILUWEZBDIL I do still think he has some issues going on tho, poor lad. I hope he get's therapy and a good hug. he deserves it.
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mycurrentobsessionis · 1 year ago
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I get why people are so mad at Milo, I really do...
(spoilers for The Night Market)
But, first of all, accidently summoning fucking Cthullu because you literally Do Not Know how to do your job is, uh, relateable somehow. Then proceeding to stab Cthullu because you panicked is objectively funny. Like. I got over the initial shock of that ending (because wtf, Milo?!?!?), and the confusion (like what did I do to get the bad ending???), and then it was ALL laughs. Like, daaaaamn, Malcolm is gonna be pissed, dude!
Legit, Milo isn't even malicious here, y'know? He's, like, a horse loose in a hospital -- he's just as confused as you are! He's never been in a hospital before!
Also, on a serious note, it's like, fair enough, okay. Because Hazel won't leave the Market, because she won't leave without Malcolm (living, dead, or undecided). Malcolm either can't or won't leave. Every probably can't leave. Milo probs doesn't care if he dies, but that's his family. And, I mean, the MC was dying irregardless. In his brain, this was the thing that would save them, too. All he had to do was give up their trust and love (platonic or otherwise), and they walked away. Limping and heartbroken, sure, but alive. Not saying it's fair, but you know. People do massively fucked up shit for love and for fear, and Milo has both. What he does is selfless from a certain point of view -- he gave up the affection and goodwill (that he probably thinks he doesn't deserve anyway), and everyone lives. He loved them all enough to lose them. And yeah, it was in fucked up way that is not the way to do shit, but.
As a future trauma-informed clinician, Milo's brain is legitimately built different. That man is on fight-or-flight 24/7, and I'm not convinced he isn't in a manic episode for at least part of the book. We know he's not sleeping and is drinking pretty heavily toward the end. That does not bode well.
Honestly, it was a shocker ending only because I didn't expect the author to go there, but it makes sense. This is a severely mentally ill man who spent ten years literally carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders, on top of his own unprocessed grief and trauma, and trying to make sure his equally mentally ill friend is alright, and sort of single-parenting a dead child. Then you have the fact that he was meeting pretty regularly with Baron fucking Palpatine, who was probably manipulating him. And yeah, you can say that he's a grown man but... When you live your life focused on survival, you literally do not develop the kind of executive functioning skills you need to withstand that shit. You can develop them later in life, but it is significantly more difficult.
In a lot of cases, I do not argue for mental illness being a defense for the kind of fuckery that he got up to, but shit, man. Milo has such a deep-seated sense of self-loathing, and the amount of vitriol thrown against him so intense and utterly unsympathetic. The whole cast uses the MC for their own ends. They all put the MC at direct risk. At least Milo believes he's saving them.
Anyhoo... romanced him because Zinnia won't let me play as his therapist LOL.
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jazzically · 19 days ago
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mag 178
AWWWW MANNNNN THAT WAS SO GOOD!!!!!!! AND SAD!!!!!!!!!! DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uhh the endless abattoir the mag called Killing Floor in season 2 i think?? anyway thats one of my favorite statements of all time URGH and this one reminded me of that so yay
but aside from the epic Flesh content BASIRA. IM SO SORRY BASIRA I DONT WANT DAISY TO DIE EITHER....... ... . ...... and jon ily but would u please be better at communicating youre driving me nuts here
sighhg I LOVE THEM ALL this is a really interesting situation jonny has put them in huh
update never mind i forgive you jon you and martin are wonderful
mag 182
the concept of this episode was brilliant. reminded me of the hostile hospital (soue)!!! tickled me right where i love horror
mag 183
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MC ESCHER MENTION god i love that guy's artwork
hehehehehe martin is so real for this
i.......HA
that is crazy
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GUYS THEY SAID IT IM BOUNCING OFF THE FRICKING WALLS AWWWWWWWWWWWW AAAAAHHHHWWWEHSISHEKSJDODHODHDODJD
mag 184:
poor jonny having to come up with so many names /j
..OH MY GOD THAT WAS DEVASTATING THAT WAS SO SAD
poor jordannn og my god wtf i dont even know how to feel about that :(
mag 185:
preceding notes - honorable of rusty quill. respect to jon for owning up to his word and to everyone for being conscious of how their episodes may affect the audience because of the situation at hand
oooo this sounds really well done so far
also it's very cool that, since jon is now canonically in the places he describes, soundscape team can add actual sfx for specific parts of the story in addition to ambience
i like that the statement format has stayed despite even the apocalypse
aw maaan
poor tina ,,,
which power is this? stranger? id love to see more hybrid domains like martin's, i think
mag 186:
HAHAHAHA WAIT THIS IS AMAZING
ALEX IS SO GOOD AT TALKING TO HIMSELF??????
DUUUUDEEEEE THE WRITINGGGGG
this episode is awesome and it also makes me want to shriek
AAAAAUGH NO NOW I'M SAD
this man will do anything for tea i swear
ayyyyy and now martin gets to read a statement what an incredibly elaborate scheme
what.................ohmygoodness.......................this is upsetting methinks
187:
HELEN INTERRUPTING IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER IVE WAITED 186 EPISODES FOR THIS
i love the distortion so much as a character i really miss michael tho
hey is this the first first-person statement in s5??? i remember jonny saying he was saving the name alex for something??? unless that was a joke??? did jonny name the statement giver's hypothetical son after alexander j newall?????? what does that mean HELP
the door knocking noises and breathing are giving me anxiety /lh
......WHOOOOOAAAAAA. OKAY THAT WAS FREAKING COOL. THE PERSPECTIVE SWITCH HOLY SHIIIIIT????!!!! does that mean his pseudostatements are... live???? what????? mind bLOWN i need to listen to that again hang tf on
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mata-aetara-if · 2 years ago
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What're the ROs first thoughts when they realize they love MC? If it isn't too spoiler-y ❤
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this one was very popular lol
hope you all like it ^_^
Asahi: "oh that's why they make me so nervous recently!" - you notice him blushing a lot more and offering to help you train a lot more! He tries to be smooth but it's more endearing than anything. There’s a lot of “accidental” hand brushes going on.
Niko: "how should I tell them?" - waaaay more clumsy than usual around you. After the third time they step on your toe you're just like "???" and they sputter out excuses, "sorry haha, I must be.. hungry! Yeah! Just distracted from being hungry that's it."
Shikako: "will they like me back?" - definitely too shy to make the first move. She was quiet around you before but now it hard for her to even look you in the eye. When you look away however you catch her glancing at you from the corner of your eye.
Inoru: "Asahi better back off." - jealous boy. wants you all to himself. Doesn't even matter if your teammates don't actually have a crush on you, he's not taking any chances. Will be the first to ask you on a date even if it's just getting breakfast or lunch together.
Rona: "wait!! when did this happen? why am I just realizing?!" - you notice her acting more caring than usual, always asking how you are and how your day was. When you get done with a training session or back from a mission she'll ask if you're injured or would like some water.
Jun: "oh no. I can't. they deserve better." - he denies it so hard. Will try his hardest to stay away from you. You're making him feel things and he doesn't like it. Also blushes easily and can't look you in the eye.
Chai: "YES!!!! THAT'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!" - does not hold back her feelings! The moment she realizes she loves you she is coming to find you wherever you are lol she likes to hug you and hold your hand whenever possible and is very vocally supportive "YOU'VE GOT THIS MC! THAT'S MY GF/BF/SO!!!!"
Mokoto: "hmmmm this is unexpected, but in a good way." - you catch them hanging around you more often, and smiling when only you can see. They'll show you places in the forest that are special to them, like a small waterfall no one knows about or a giant bug nest lol They start becoming relaxed just being in your presence.
Ryoku: "shit." - this is very unexpected for him. He honestly has no idea what he's doing. He'll try being romantic, for ex he'll bring a flower to you and just be like "here." and hand you the flower and walk away without waiting for a response. He's trying bless him. OH and he'd like to send letters to you by hawke asking about how you are whenever you're in your separate villages.
Kougetsu: "I'd kill for them. I'd die for them." - they'd say that out loud while looking at you and their teammates are like "dude (gn) wtf?" It is so not normal for a mist ninja to fall for a leaf ninja. Their mouth will get dry talking to you so you notice them drinking even more water than usual. Thinks about you constantly when they’re not near you, wishing that they’ll get a mission near your village just to at least see you.
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cataclysmicamomile · 4 months ago
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So I watched the Blue Lock movie today. Overall it was pretty good, although there were a few mishaps along the way due to technical difficulties.
The theatre accidentally broadcasted the dub version instead of the sub, and it played for ten minutes until someone got the people in charge to change it to sub. Then for some reason the proportion of the screen wasn't right and the upper half of the screen was cut off, so we couldn't see it fully... They replayed the beginning scene a few times before getting it right, so I had the pleasure of seeing the very well-animated Nagi trapping his phone, like, thrice.
Oh well, we got a free movie voucher at the end of the viewing as compensation, so it ended well.
Spoilers under cut
I don't think I do well with reviews, so I'll just ramble.
Most of it was better animated than the first season, with minimal reusing of scenes except the match against Team Z, which, understandable. The things that stood out to me though was that they played a super hype song over Bachira's super special goal that, even though that scene was 100% reused, felt to me like he was the main character instead lmao.
Can I say that this shouldn't be watched by people who are completely new to Blue Lock, though? I feel like they wouldn't understand most of what was going on in that Team Z match, because if you didn't know Kuon's thoughts beforehand you would definitely think "wtf is this guy doing also team z is the weirdest team ever"
Also, Isagi. Like I definitely can see how people would feel confused about him. If I didn't know he was the real mc I would be like "who is this NPC looking dude, he didn't do anything for the entire match, why are there suddenly puzzle pieces floating across the screen? ...wait, he just scored the last goal"
I didn't read the Nagi manga, so I think my favorite scene of the whole movie was how the Team V trio handled the oni game at the start. Loved how Nagi came in at the last five seconds! Kinda paralleling Isagi, also how Isagi went in first while NagiReo went in last.
The ED was really good, I've always loved Ski-Hi so it's great they worked on it.
Also, I'm now hyped for the U-20 match. All the new characters showed up in additional time! Kurona!!!!
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feuqueerfire · 1 year ago
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From Now On, Showtime! Live Blogging
This is actually one of the first non-queer kdramas I added back on MDL after I started getting into BL/GLs because I saw a clip on twitter (from ep 4? idk) where he's doing a magic trick with floating cards with the help of ghosts.
Finally managed to download something onto my iPad to watch on my long-ass commute.
Ep 1 (June 14)
ah he’s a shaman fr
Was that in the past or it happened now?
Ah magician Cha Cha Woong
he’s got ghosts helping him right?
This cop reminds me of the MC of Midnight
Ah ofc the arrow
How’d he even dooo that oh wait was a ghost riding the bike
First meeting
Switched helmet? Will the camera catch Cha Woong being weird w the ghosts
Pls the hearts
Lol the dash cam catching all this convo, he even mentioned ghosts
Ah so grandpa dying was indeed in the present
Oh corrupt Chief Seo is Captain Heesoo’s father
Nooo how did neighbour dad-to-be die
He was murdered?!
Cha Woong is sooooo heartless
I wonder what the dashcam actually recoded though bc i wanna know the crime scene
pls not the ghosties protecting him against her arresting Cha Woong
I was wondering if he'd reveal the ghosts or not - he could still spin it as a silly joke like "ahaha a ghost ofc" but we'll see
Ep 2 (June 14)
lol ghost Mr. Ma (?) reminiscing on his thug days when he'd be taken to the police station
wait are they supposed to be a romance? why did they linger like that on her grabbing on to him? I thought maybe she and the sunbae would become something
who is that guy? some boss at the car place - he easily seems like the one who ran the dude over, though my initial guess was actually the Chief Seo guy - the detective mans dad
...it's not 1004 but there's a car with 1604 near the bakery?
lol the SUV of the company indeed the boss. so if they've found it so quick
ah is this a 2-ep format like Tomorrow? deal with a new ghost every week?
why didn't the ghosts come to get the helmet?
ah, confession under duress - will this actually work? ig it might by drama logic
oh loll this is the card floating trick that I saw on twitter
ah, so they managed to get and restore the helmet, that feels necessary
so is the Chief Seo protecting Seul Hae by not letting her be a detective (since the son mentioned that his father still feels bad about what happened to her dad) or is he covering his tracks by ensuring she can't catch him doing something bad?
so this is softening Cha Cha Woong, I see
ah man love triangle already? Cha Woong getting jealous seeing her and the detective after telling her to never come near him again? be serious
pls T.T this worshipping spirit scene
too dark, idk what's happening but Chief Seo and Seul Hae's dad fighting some spirit? oh he was killed by the full moon murderer? did they ever catch him?
oh i see, he fell off the cliff
oh? that's the full moon murderer? in the fishing village? idk why they're zooming in on his ear - is there a bullet hole or smth? te split on his ear?
or where'd that flashlight come from and who picked it up under the water?
wtf is that voice - slight horror vibes here?
damn bruh, that was Cha Woong's dream/nightmare that the Worshipping Spirit gave him?
ah, Cha Woong fainting and Seul Hae having to hold him up, okay
Ep 3 (June 15)
watched the first half while going to get my covid booster + waiting afterwards
so he doesn't have to be a shaman, just needs to do good things to get thanks from Seul Hae
oh, that's why everyone could see the worshiping spirit, they're all ghosts
plsssss ofc the cops barge in when they're here
The first half of the episode was so boring, my goodness but at least it picked up once we got to the gambler son story
Ep 4 (June 15)
damn some past life stuff?
second lead Heesoo is annoying wtf is "just to clean? this late? just you two?"
damn, what's happening - this creepy vibe
oh second couple? eh
ohh i was like why is he being so nice to this cafe owner but it's actually the ghost's pay i guess?
a dark soul into this Soondong dude's body oof the spirit is killing people on the full moon again but how'd it go into that lamp thing all this time
ah, so Cha Woong's grandpa and the whispering spirit had sealed the full moon spirit and drowned it
oh, Cha Woong and Seul Hae's past life that we saw a glimpse of is from the worshipping spirit's time?
Do we always need a Joseon era past lives connection in these fantasy type kdramas lol I watched Tomorrow recently and that had that too
Ep 5 (June 16)
Thoughts after watching the whole thing.
the full moon murderer at it again and this time he even saw Seul Hae
ah Cha Woong saw Seul Hae’s dad that last day + saw her at the funeral while she hates his grandpa shaman - Aris drug sting ah
the fuckass love triangle stuff is irritating like why are we doing this posturing thing. also the male bestie who is so possessive of his female bestie is a boooo trope
how is he suddenly such a good fighter, the ghosts are helping or what
Ep 6 (June 16)
Thoughts after watching the whole thing.
ah this chief is soooo agh full of corruption
Plsssss side girl’s reading of herself being dangerous and greedy and telling him to be careful
the cha woong fiancé wannabe is such a bitchhhh but she's funny i can’t decide if i like her or not
ahh the argument about grandpa vs father at the police station is great
ohhh i want the chief dead “why don’t you quit the force and find a nice man to marry” um die you fucking crook cheat corrupt ladder climber
at least he gather up 1 tiny bit of courage to go after the full moon murderer even if he returned a decade later
chief is soooooo booooooooooo ew
Ep 7 (June 16/17)
oh, she died because of him? he accidentally killed her?
worshiping spirit's goal is to connect the two of them? what? what was the mistake he made?
so he was a robber thief man and then the evil spirit got him?
ah the sunbae asks her to weekend bowling and now Cha Woong has to also get a move on. he's so silly tho repeating every last word gbye
I wish the evil spirit man wasn't the only one with a limp or some sort of disability in the show
don't kill herrrrrrrrrrrr D:
plssss her arguing with the grim reaper
but now she can tell them the guy who came to beat her up, right? ask herrr
pls can't she just say what the dude was wearing and stuff bc then at least they can check the CCTV again etc
wait wtf, her husband killed her?
The fact that all the pure and 7 whatever have been all women is boring and predictable boo
Ep 8 (June 17)
the evil spirit could tell the husband was "like him?"
oh at least we get one dude with the pure 7 skies thing or whatever
plsss not the bed-sharing to see the ghosts in the video
i wish we got to see a bit more of the aftermath of catching the husband and how the sunbae and his father reacted to it all
oh the people who the evil spirit had buried were the parents of the house?
evil spirit is also from 2000 years ago goddamn but i think we knew that, right? since the ghost was release from the Cha family
Ep 9 & 10 (June 17)
ngl i really don't care about their past lives
a ring magic trick??? be srs
pls why do seul hae and cha woong keep getting into these unintentional couple face-offs
what is this couple's match where only the guys play
ah
plsss the grandma telling him that "aigoo, you have bad taste in women" because he likes yeji
i need the chief to die sooooo terribly like just painfully take that coward out you piece of shit
I can't remember when I went onto the next ep without doing the new ep thing but I guess it's around here.
they really left the evil fucking spirit at a place just like that so that some kids can easily release it fr?
plsssss Yeji has such a rancid personality, she's so funny
ah, is the grandma gonna die?
damn, she's really leading him into a secluded place by themselves? bruv. but ig him somehow recognizing her will save her
ah as expected he too recognizes her from 2000 years ago
couldn't you just have stuck the paper on him, this time of meeting and then nothing coming out of it is annoying
at least Hee Soo sunbae knows the truth about his father and the tragedy 10 years ago now
hm would Hee Soo die trying to get full man murderer?
anyway since early on, the chief and his son's relationship where the father is corrupt and the son wants to seek justice has reminded me of Beyond Evil (it was done better in BE) and I miss that show.
I've also been like ah, this past lives thing reminds me of Tomorrow and I don't care about it whatsoever. let's stay in the present pls
Ep 11 (June 17)
ah, this old-time past-life stuff
oh, he got the evil spirit into the bottle?
yang taechoon is an ordinary man now right, no evil spirit within him - just regular evilness that made the spirit choose him? - though i wonder if he'll manage to free the spirit again or what
oh Hee Soo shot him
oh she can see the ghosts now
ewwwww the way the detectives talk about Seul Hae "she always talks about her goal to be a detective but her goal's to actually be with you" "be careful or she'll put those shackles on you" agh
plsss so funny to see Yeji's rotten personality around the cop dude's mother like oh miss you're gonna regret it
agh we're just going through the past life and it could be okay what with the treats Poong Baek was facing etc but fr is Seul Hae's old life just spent cooing over Poong Baek or what. did i intend to watch a show where our main female lead is just pureness and boy crazy?
Joseon era powerful princess or whoever in high station being kind to the poor people is so eye-roll worthy ngl
ah, that's why the ring is significant
she's sooo cute and pretty and funny pls the way she got a proposal out of him
...aren't the evil spirit man and Cheon Hwa related... like if he's the illegitimate son and his brother is the king and she's the princess, then she's his niece?
bruh 40 minutes of the joseon era past and we still don't know the full story? be serious
Ep 12 (June 17)
man we're still on the past-life train
oh i see, never mind so mans gave his own brother the king of his own kingdom the poisoned concoction, not Seora's king. so they are indeed not related, i was so confused
ah, so he really was a traitor? i thought he's been framed but maybe not?
ah indeed he was framed
why do i always have to watch women be abused or treated as property in these shows like we can have fantasy of seeing ghosts and magic but not enough fantasy to not have women face sexism and abuse?
ah they're finally dying over 30 minutes in, so we'll get to go back to present time
oh damn Cha Woong already told Seul Hae about their past life, interesting I didn't think it'd be such a footnote in their interactions
plsss Cha Woong becoming soooo weirdly sweet now, my man is sooo in love with her (including her past life self lol) and keeps remembering it pls like it's a little weird actually <- ah she thinks so too that he keeps reenacting past life stuff
pls him saying he'll wait for her to kiss him
....would Hae Soo end up being evil? That'd be cowardly of the show to do
ohhh the reason the worshipping spirit is making up for his bad karma with the Cha bloodline is because he betrayed Poong Baek?
bro i needed this flashback to be 2 minutes max but we're getting everything
ahh, Hae Soo pretending (I'm assuming?) that he's just like his dad reminds me so much of Beyond Evil - but also ummm why is that voice sounding? Is Hae Soo possessed by the evil spirit or something
oh fuck they really made Hae Soo be an evil spirit victim. this would've been better if Seul Hae still liked him or was dating him but now it just feels cowardly as a way to remove him as an option
Seul Hae is for real the only female cop and detective
It does make sense that the evil spirit isn't fully gone because it'd be too easy otherwise
Ep 13 (June 17)
plsss even the grandma reading that the son's gf (Yeji) is not a good person
eww hae soo
it's dark, i can't see anything
ah they're together now i guess
i'm glad dongcheol found his gf tho
Ep 14 (June 18)
lmao all the ghosties against Cha Woong and Seul Hae relationship
oooaaaa so Yongryul's not rich and Yeji's gonna end up actually liking him
plssssss Cha Woong unable to help Seul Hae and it being the awkwardest thing on this double date good bye I'm dying
i think Seul Hae could've told Yeji about why he's not helping her lol this is so awkward I'm gonna crawl into a hole
ahh this fire where Areum saves a kid T.T
Ep 15 (June 18)
I have an assignment + homework thing to do ahhh but i just wanna watch some more of this
i need to kill every man in the detective office btw the way they blame and yell at Seul Hae for every fucking thing
ahh Yeji and Yongryul's mom's first proper meeting
why don't we get anywhere with the Hee Soo thing? it's
damn all the ghosties dealt with unfinished business and went to nirvana T.T
oh at least we still get to have Hee Soo in the mirror, so we might still have him return to being an okay person by the end
pls Yeji also has the 7 stars channel thing? how's that possible when she's so rancid, I thought it was supposed to be a pure thing
why'd he even announce himself before just capturing the spirit or whatever
Ep 16 (June 18)
1 last episode ah I should at least start working on my assignment but alas, I'm here...
um???? is this stupid ass breakup because he's gonna be possessed?????? she's in danger and you're leaving her like this? you piece of shit you fuck just tell her the truth
ah Heesoo's father now
bruv ofc Chawoong would hold the knife and ofc the dumbass detectives would get here at this time
the old ghosties T.T plssss
it was sooo small case almost non-existent threat for the past few episodes that it's like what? when it comes to the high stakes of this ep
hmmm would they have truly killed him?
agh fuckass past life again, go backkk idc
wait the worshipping spirit is coming back again or something?
kids?! wtf tiny ass ghosties
ohh their kid Maru is reincarnated worshipping spirit mans lol
Overall:
Funny and comedic with likable characters (even rancid characters like Yeji were charming to me). Nothing too deep, though it had some touching moments. Too much dramatic romance in the second half, I don't care about their royal/shaman past life tragedy and I think that made it kinda meh for me in the latter half.
Rating: 6.5/10
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He looks so squishable omg LMAO THE HORSE SHIT BUT CLOUDIE IS SUCH A CUTE NAME TOO SJDHSJS this is giving me horse fever
LMAOOO truly the new bar: what tier of cupcakes are they willing to buy if it’s not insanely expensive it’s a no
OHHH ok lowk I don’t think I paid attention to that part of the gameplay in Oras which is probably why I don’t remember LMAO but YES THAT DUDE
HAHAHA it’s ok I laughed at myself it happens too often atp
Pause rough and tumble yuki….rough and tumble yuki??!!! Where was this idea all my life….wait that fr would’ve cooked wtf that would also be sooo interesting to merge tgt with him being religious plus his guilt etc etc the potential….abt to turn yuki into an oc /j
But FR im crying jjk rlly a shit show BUT idk if you saw YUTA CONFIRMED ALIVE WE ALL CHEERED but tbh who really is watching/consuming BLLK for the plot alone let’s be real
NO BECAUSE aiku coming back later on as an addition to the defense lineup or team in general or playing some kinda role Lowk would’ve been a lot more enjoyable for me…like why are you throwing him in with the bllkers NOW (not just because of oaeu has me cracking up) I completely agree like he should’ve left and come BACK LATER I would’ve totally ate up future rival aiku….the potential…alas….
AHAHAHA we’re linked up fr can’t leave out those hair wax jokes but omg him finding reader with Barou’s corpse first has me crying /sad I love how you actually thought out the usability of the teams though because when I played I DEFINITELY just went with whatever pokemon I liked regardless of typing and stats LMAOOK
Karasu screaming at her is so real LMAOA reminds me of him yelling at people during the bowling/Shibuya outing chapter LOL I’m trying to think of a rare water type pokemon but atp I’m just gonna google because I definitely didn’t read the dex entries in depth the first one that comes to mind is feebas though but tbh thats kinda just in the same boat as magikarp so er (clampearl maybe….? Or maybe skrelp idk dragalge seems pretty cool comparatively so) ok wait while I’m looking at water types anyone know the lore behind phione and manaphy why am I just realizing they aren’t related evolution wise pause im now realizing that it didn’t have to be a rare water type which makes more sense i somehow read somewhere that “reader fishes out a rare pokemon (from the sea) and trades that” but if that were the case she could’ve just kept it to fulfill the water type requirement idk what i was thinking going w this uh
REAL the evil govt secretly silencing the voices of anyone who disagrees…guys the world is building fr we just cracked the code behind the champion situation too (reps dad being bribable is so real)
LMFAOOOO IM CRYING “yeah we got bored and went to the moon nbd”
LMAOAO the “i know a guy” trope is so real and so iconic im crying they go find hiori and he’s like “oh yeah my bad that’s my pokemon the size of a small sky scraper she’s harmless” (id imagine its in aurorus form for this to be funny) last time i remember aurorus was from the show and from what I remember of it trying to protect amaura i can also imagine it being protective of hiori and almost freezing mc’s teams asses off LMAOOOO (“it don’t bite” “YES TF IT DO”) you’re getting me too invested in this first it was oaeu now pokemon au i fear this cooks too hard….
You see my first thought was also Barou but for logistical reasons that’s a no here pause gagamaru cooking (literally)!!! Imagine he starts making them just like in the forest or out in the tall grass so people think it’s sketchy (kinda like some food trucks yk) but turns out his stuff is all natural AND fire (ness having low nutrient poffins is so real)
AIKU GARY HAHAHA that just reminds me of Gary’s cheerleaders and the cheer/chant they had for him I’m crying imagine aiku had one
OH SHDGSHSHS I never had an aegislash jn game so that explains why idk the lore LMAO (I did have a friend who swore by it and constantly hyped up its stats though, fr doing like aegislash promotion) Nagiy/ns number one shipper aegislash!!! LMAOO stop this could actually cook as a pokemon anime season wtf someone get game freak and whoever animates pokemon in here rn….reader jumpscaring Nagi in their next battle with aegislash is so funny
I’ll never not be amazed by how much content you can churn out wtf I usually see people writing like three fics just the time you’ve done fifteen and as we’ve already discussed your fics are LONG I’m fr imagining that Justin Bieber gif rn (I’m not even kidding I think of the phrase “doing gods work” and then that gif and audio pop up so congrats you’ve definitely been cemented in with that LMAOO) but SAME love our yap sessions!!
- Karasu anon
RIGHT IT’S LITERALLY PERFECT FOR HIM brooo ponies specifically always have the cutest names…the pony i learned to ride on way back when i was like 11 was named sugar 🥹 and then the ponies i learnt to jump on were named candy and penny like TELL ME THAT’S NOT ADORABLE 😭😭😭 horses usually don’t have such cutesy names sadly but some of them are mad majestic (i’ve known horses named zeus, palermo, arctic, rhea, and heathcliff to name a few like why do they all lowkey have aura)
LMAOO it’ll be the same mfs buying both tiers too like don’t let yourself be treated like the random unnamed girl who got grocery store cookies and was cancelled on so otoya could play video games with reader 😭 only accept the man who plays video games with you so you didn’t walk to his house for nothing and buys you gourmet fancy ass cupcakes for literally no reason 🤩 nah because tbh bfb otoya as a concept cracks me up he’s just so ridiculous with everything he does like there’s zero reason for him to be doing all of that (i remember i kept telling you that karasu’s bfb would be less crack-ish and you were like otoya’s wasn’t that bad?? but now that you’ve read karasu’s version i hope you see what i meant 😩)
rough and tumble yukimiya would’ve been AMAZING…something about how he turned to religion as a way to repent for some of the bullshit he pulled in his childhood + he felt like him getting scouted just for being handsome was so lucky it HAD to be an act of god + him feeling like if he acts out god will punish him (maybe he views his failing eyesight as a punishment for his past sins??) and send him back to where he came from hence his mega kind and polite personality which is a facade for his more selfish NEL personality + him and kaiser getting along because of their backstories but also butting heads because of the diff ways they dealt with things (kaiser forsaking any notion of god to care about himself vs yukimiya trusting anyone BUT himself in search of some kind of solace and reassurance that things will stay as good as they now are) + isagi showing yukimiya another way of being yourself while still not being a bad person and showing that it’s alright to make mistakes (yukimiya perfectionism flaw??) as long as you learn from them…CUT THE CAMERAS DEADASS kaneshiro better give me custody of yukimiya in just three ask responses i’ve taken his canon info and given him a way more compelling and deep backstory that would guarantee him to be a fan favorite 🥱 honestly it’s kind of sad because i could never write this version of yukimiya as he’s just divorced enough from canon that it wouldn’t make sense in a fic but he will ALWAYS be in my mind now i think he’s 1000x more compelling than canon yukimiya without (i believe) compromising his core character traits and in fact actually adding continuity and building off of them (if rough and tumble yukimiya was given enough good panels [which considering he’s in an au with less players and therefore more focus on each character he probably would have a decent amount] he would def have that kaiser vibe to him like i can see him being popular and people posting abt his tragic backstory and how hot he is etc etc)
YESSS YUTA MADE IT lowkey it was so random though like last chapter there was the whole “we need to save okkotsu” cliffhanger and now he’s just here and chilling hello??? also how is HIGURUMA still around 😭 and this shit with the elders and all of that like where did that come from…is gege trying to set up a sequel or smth 🤔 idk i’m very lost i think i just need to see how it ends so i can move on from it for a while
i think aiku as a future rival would’ve cooked so hard maybe he drops some “you guys reminded me what it feels like to have an ego” (as a callback to his striker past) type of line and barou’s like “oh so you have an ego now 🤨 good because that means it’ll be even more fun to crush you 😒” and that specific game is focused on them and their rivalry (it could be a good place to add more barou backstory into the main manga too as well as aiku lore)
i never understood stats or anything but i always took typing seriously!! as well as moves and whatnot (if a move didn’t do damage though i never let my pokémon keep it) RKFHSJSJ no because it’s so sad karasu’s the one who goes back and finds her (after nagi tells him to because at the end it’s nagi and reader before reader goes on alone to fight barou…nagi leaves to evacuate everyone but he’s like “yo karasu please go check on her”) and it’s just her and her houndoom lying with barou and his houndoom (who are both dead UGHHHH the angst is insane)
HELP waits actually yk what’s funny is reader does actually end up with a dragalge on her team so at some point she catches a skrelp ig?? but she doesn’t trade it away (lowkey dragalge isn’t one i’ve put much though into like it and donphan are just kinda there but they don’t yet have the plot relevance that houndoom aegislash gyarados and galvantula do)…HAHAHA yeah she catches a non water type to trade!! i’m thinking it’ll be like a pikachu or something because then everyone reading will be like “oh of COURSE she has a pikachu 🙄🙄🙄” but then she trades it away for a magikarp LDFHSJSKSK anyways yeah if you put manaphy and a ditto in the daycare you’ll get a phione egg!! not sure what the lore connection is but yeah that’s the in game mechanic (i got a manaphy during one of the mystery gift events and i used to spam breed phione’s and put them on the global trade center so people would give me their legendaries in exchange LMAOAAO i was kinda diabolical with it)
no because the world is so deep i’m so invested now!! REO’S DAD BEING CORRUPT AND BRIBABLE JUST MAKES SM SENSE lowkey maybe that’s why reo’s traveling alone/with mc trio instead of training at home with his dad!! like he wants to actually be a proper champion and is too idealistic to realize the government will never let him do that with that mindset…okay wait and instead of going the stereotypical route maybe reader defeating barou and the evil team isn’t enough for them to fix things because the root of the problem (the government) hasn’t been fixed so then in order to get justice for barou she’s like “well ig i have all 8 badges” so she (along with nagi as her rival, tullia who’s just been doing random shit this whole time and has the team for it, and reo who wants to be champion for a diff reason) decides to join the championship conference and makes it through until the end (again considering galvantula alone swept through half of barou’s team it’ll make sense) where she’s told by the government that she has to throw the match and she seems to agree (unlike barou) but then instead of doing that she beats mr mikage and exposes the government on live tv before they can cut the cameras…and then the gym leaders + elite four + elite four candidates (isagi kaiser bachira kunigami) are like “aight might as well” and reveal they’ve been planning a mutiny against the government for a WHILE (another reason why isagi is always so secretive around them) and barou was involved too but it wasn’t supposed to happen for a while however with reader’s actions they decide there’s no time like the present and execute a (much better planned) mutiny while reader and co + mc trio watch in awe (you KNOW karasu is so mad yayoi never mentioned anything to him) so it kind of avoids that “kids doing everything while incompetent adults just sit around” trope while still having reader and co + mc trio be integral parts of the ending??
HAHAHA mc trio could have their own spinoff fr…episode nagi pokémon au KFJDJD they randomly find a crashed spaceship full of clefairy and clefables and somehow chigiri and/or reo are revealed to have mechanical expertise?? plus nagi’s just randomly a genius fsr so they manage to fix up the spaceship so the clefairy and clefable can go back to the moon (lowkey i think smth like this happens in one of the original eps of the anime but it’s bllk au so it’s funnier) and they leave an egg with nagi as thanks (specifically nagi because according to reo’s [at the time] kirlia they like his hair as it reminds them of the moon even though lowkey nagi did the least for them) or like do you remember that one episode where it was like a competition for only fighting type pokémon?? imagine reo has been SET on evolving his kirlia into a gardevoir but when he hears about the competition he’s like “time to switch gears” and while reader and co are having the fossil arc with hiori, mc trio is just running around completing various side quests trying to find a dawn stone so reo can evolve kirlia into a gallade instead…bonus points if reo misses the registration date because he doesn’t find the dawn stone in time so now he just randomly has a gallade (who he loves very much don’t get me wrong LMAOOO he was just building his team around eventually having a gardevoir and now he has to switch stuff up)
HELPPP because okay realistically hiori’s team is super super intimidating if you think about it…like you look at him and he seems so sweet you think he’d have a team like otoya’s (#otoyaslander) and then he releases his first pokémon and it’s a metagross 😭 his pokémon are def all super protective of him too…they probably HATE reader in particular because between donphan and galvantula (aka the goat…lowkey i’m surprised at how much it actually carries every confrontation) alone she’s destroying his team 😩 considering donphan is a ground type so it’s strong against aurorus and luxray, galvantula is bug-electric so it’s strong against metagross (psychic is weak to bug apparently??), swanna, and kingdra, so that only leaves nidoqueen with a type advantage…until you factor in that gyarados is not only a water type (so strong against her ground typing) but also flying so it’s immune to her ground type attacks 😭 and this is completely ignoring houndoom who is metagross’s perfect counter, aegislash if she has it at that point, and dragalge 😰 it took me so long picking a team with type coverage for basically every type but i’m still always amazed whenever i match reader up against other characters and realize she absolutely cooks them
HELPPPP GAGAMARU AS A POFFIN FOOD TRUCK WORKER IS SO REAL i can see him having an ursaring and they just drive around selling poffins and he doesn’t have a phone number or anything so if you want them you have to hunt him down 😭 the REAL reason yukimiya has an alakazam is so he can just teleport LMAOAO meanwhile reader and co have to fly on flying pokémon (reader and tullia borrow karasu’s and otoya uses his altaria) to find him wherever he is if they need him
nah because you’re so right aegislash has to be a shipper there’s 0 reason for it to throw the romance subplot in except for some drama JFKSKS to be fair it was probably rlly bored while waiting for a trainer to show up 😭 it’s kind of rude even once it’s captured but then houndoom beats it up and it behaves after that 🤩 no fr it’s a role reversal of the cleffa incident like reader and nagi both pull up with new pokémon and nagi throws out his cottonee (side note but cottonee/whimsicott is such a peak nagi pokémon tbh) meanwhile reader whips out her aegislash and nagi’s just like WHAT THE FUCK (reo and chigiri are just like “😃❔” because they have no clue why nagi’s tripping meanwhile nagi’s trying to process that he did in fact have an isekai romance arc with reader and now he has to face her after he literally asked if it’s okay for him to rizz her up “for the plot” when she’s dating karasu (she is NOT dating karasu) (karasu has no idea why nagi keeps looking at him awkwardly) (tullia and otoya ask chigiri and reo if nagi is into men/karasu) (chigiri and reo can honestly say they have 0 idea)
HAHAHA no it’s not even just 15 since may because that’s not counting the jjk requests i got OR anything i wrote for myself (both versions of bfb, freaky friday, hollyhock and peregrine chapters) i fear i am quite prolific in the summer…fall is always lowkey the mira hiatus era where i rlly slow down and then suddenly come december i go crazy and cook until the next fall
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drowninginships · 7 months ago
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okay first off let me start by saying this idea has me acting the fuck up, holy shit
and Baz is like [finger guns] absolutely not. and Simon is like 👁️👄👁️ welp i'm in fucking agony. screaming at this fucking pretty girl getting akwardly rejected by this gorgeous book boy, im already obsessed and so Baz comes up to ask if Simon needs help and he says yeah, as usual, and the two of them end up having a bantery convo about the book Simon's looking for bc they've both read it and Baz hated it, but Simon loved it, and it's just very cute and casual, and then Baz is like. so, my shift ends in liiike… four hours. are you doing anything?
BAZ IS SO CUTE IN THIS WTF im obsessed with the idea of baz being happy and comfortable in his sexuality and hitting on guys he likes, it heals my soul
so they go out and have the most fucking insane romcom date ever.
as the gods intended
'cause you gotta remember, Simon only gets one real day with people, so he doesn't do like casual coffee dates or movies or whatever
this is genuinely such a sad and lonely concept, and you've made it sound fun and silly but god there's a deep rooted lonliness there, of fucking course he falls in love with the first person to really see him
Baz is just like all smiles and creased eyes and messy black hair and, breathlessly: "I want to see you again." and Simon's heart drops. because he wants to see Baz again, too, but he can't.
shut up shut uP shUT UP SHUT UP
so he does the only thing he can think of: he stays awake. all fucking night.
very simon snow thinking, this is exactly a solution he would reach
in my notes this is written as "??? smash ???
you haven't mentioned yet what simon looks like for these two dates, and im desperate to know. i wanna know who baz is looking at
either way, Simon passes the fuck out at Baz's place bc he was properly exhausted by that point, and he wakes up to Baz screaming at him bc obvs he looks like a different person now.
god but just IMAGINE THAT MOMENT baz is so justified and simon sounds fucking insane, i love this so much
MC keeps a video diary, logging every day what his face looks like, and in this, Simon does this on his phone and backs them up to his computer every hundred days,
BACK TO THIS BEING INCREDIBLY SAD AND LONELY IM GOING TO CRY
Baz recognises him in some of them
literal hearts in my eyes bro
Baz: "I want you to leave."
understandable and hurtful all the same
Baz just stands there staring at him. and Simon is so uncomfortable, like, he just wants to leave— "Simon?" SORRY, YOU WHAT?
baz has a sixth sense, dude, he can scope out simon in every body, in every lifetime, in every universe and im sobbing
Baz liked Simon a stupid amount considering they'd only gone on two dates, but they were good dates, and Baz doesn't date much, so he's a bit hung up on just how much he liked Simon and the weird way shit ended, so he's basically like. i want to see it again.
baz: i want to see it again simon: wut baz: yknow, for science
he has the lives of a dozen people shoved into a room the size of a shoebox,
SOBBING
this is a fanfic, so they just end up having sex again but it's supposed to be kinda emo and tender and look, it's what my heart wants, ok?
its what they deserve okay, and its fanfic law
Simon: "That I'm still me. Inside, I mean. Like… if you had a book, and every day you gave it a new cover, the story wouldn't change." Baz: "You must get lost on a lot of shelves."
rip my heart out and stomp on it, why don't you?
Baz is just a part of Simon's life the same way Penny is, he knows the truth, and he deals with it. for the first time in Simon's adult life, he gets to really date. he and Baz do a bunch of domestic shit together, for months, and it's so good. all of it is so good, all the time, and they fall so fucked up deep in love with each other.
IM SCREAMING BECAUSE HE'S LESS LONELY NOW, HE HAS SOMEONE ELSE, NOW
Simon will come in and try to act like a stranger, but Baz can Where's Waldo him every time.
baz has an ingrained Simon Detector
he can't ever be the type of boyfriend Baz can bring home to his family. he can't ever be the type of boyfriend Baz gets to have a normal life with. SO SIMON GHOSTS HIM.
prince henry behavior
he's fucking devastated and confused by this and desperately trying to get Simon to respond to him, but he won't.
alex Claremont-diaz behavior
the general idea i wanna go with is that Simon goes to the bookshop Baz works at just for the sake of seeing him, checking up on him, bc he misses him.
becuase for a brief moment in time, Simon wasn't so alone in this world, and now he is again. of course he wanders back to Baz, the only other person who saw him
he fucking clocks Simon after like ten seconds.
simon detector
Baz is like: "You don't get to decide that for me! You're still you, you're still lovely—" "You don't even know what I look like!" "I don't care what you look like, you fucking moron, I care that you're Simon Snow! There's a person inside you that exists every day, even when everything else changes, and he's lovely. I love him.
extremely firstprince behavior
"Like this one, then?" he says. "Loveliest yet." Baz brushes his knuckles over the slope of Simon's shoulder. "Freckles, curls, broad shoulders… Mmm, maybe we should stay in bed today."
baz you're so gay its embarrassing
"Holy shit!" he shouts, and shoves himself up onto his knees. "That's me!" Baz rolls his eyes. "Yes, yes, I told you—" Simon shakes his head furiously. "No, it's. Baz. I'm. Jesus fucking Christ, that's me. Baz, that's me." Baz sits up slowly. "Do you mean—" "Fuck, holy shit!"
im crying again
what if it was only for today. how long will it be until the next time? what if there is no next time, what if, what if—
i can feel his fear
Simon wakes up to Baz's mouth on the back of his neck. "Good morning, Simon Snow."
SCREAMING CRYING PUKING HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME IM DEAD, IM BEDRIDDEN FOR WEEKS DUE TO THIS, I'VE BEEN SLAIN AND I AM NOTHING I AM LYING AT THE FEET OF THIS FIC AND WORSHIPPING IT AS MY GOD
Oh do tell about that snowbaz au of yours 👀
I WOULD FUCKING LOVE TO, thank you so much tumblr user pidgelikethebird (and also my most beloved and loyal companion @drowninginships) for providing me the enrichment i need to survive the winter.
ok gimme a min here to turn my thoughts into comprehensible words. i'm gonna say right now: this post is gonna be a LONG one, but 10 out of 10 scientists agree you should read to the end.
so, if you didn't know, The Beauty Inside is a Korean romcom from 2015, based off an American short film of the same name; the orig short film i linked is an extremely quick watch (only 6 episodes, each one 4-10 minutes long) and i would absolutely recommend it, but the very basics of the premise is that: a man wakes up in his bed on his 18th birthday to find he's in a completely different body than his own, and every day since then, he wakes up as somebody new.
AND OBVS I JUST HAD TO FUCKING SNOWBAZ THAT, which is how my AU, titled In the Many Ways of Loving You, was born:
Simon Snow wakes up every day as somebody new; the only person who knows the truth is Penny, his best friend and roommate, since she's been by his side since it all began ten years ago.
he works on commission as a custom bookbinder—like, he has an Etsy or some shit, i dunno, some kinda online shop where people can commission him in a variety of ways to rebind their favourite books, either by paying extra for Simon to buy the book himself and rebind it from new and send it to them, or sometimes collectors will send their personal copies to him to have him rebind them, and he's very good at it, and N E WAY the point of this is that he has a small bookshop he's been going to regularly for the last eight or so years, because it's close to his and Penny's flat, and where the story begins: Baz is a new employee that just started working there about two weeks ago and Simon has a massive crush on him.
ok, now. day one: when we meet Simon for the first time, he wakes up and he's lovely and blonde and brown-eyed and ok, yeah, i've just made him look like Agatha bc i thought it'd be kinda funny, esp since Agatha's not actually in the fic otherwise.
and Simon has to pick up a copy of some random book from the bookshop today bc someone bought a custom binding of it, so he goes down and, as usual, since it's his job, Baz has to come over to talk to him and is like, "hey, can I help you with anything?" and Simon doesn't need any help bc he's been coming to this shop for years, but every time Baz asks he says yes bc he wants the excuse to talk to him, and on this day Simon is like, wait. i'm so hot rn. so he asks Baz out—
and Baz is like [finger guns] absolutely not.
and Simon is like 👁️👄👁️ welp i'm in fucking agony.
but whatever, fine. a guy like Baz is prolly already in a proper relationship, and it's always a bad idea for Simon to get involved with someone he has to see on the reg. he had to start going to a different coffee shop that's twenty minutes out of his way bc he went out on a great date with one of the baristas at his old spot and then obvs couldn't go out again after just that one time, and it made him super emo, so really, Baz saying no was prolly for the best.
TIMESKIP, it's been a few days and Simon has to go down to the bookshop again. but this time he's a bloke. and so Baz comes up to ask if Simon needs help and he says yeah, as usual, and the two of them end up having a bantery convo about the book Simon's looking for bc they've both read it and Baz hated it, but Simon loved it, and it's just very cute and casual, and then Baz is like. so, my shift ends in liiike... four hours. are you doing anything?
and Simon is like. OH. OH!!!
that whole "it's prolly for the best" thing? yeah, fuck that, that was Simon of the past, he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about bc cute bookshop guy wants to hang out and so they go out and have the most fucking insane romcom date ever.
'cause you gotta remember, Simon only gets one real day with people, so he doesn't do like casual coffee dates or movies or whatever. they go out and like fucking B&E a museum after hours bc Simon knows someone like the janitor or something (i dunno) leaves one of the back doors unlocked so he can step out for a cig every few hours, so they sneak in and have the time of their life running around looking at art while trying not to get caught, and we're going to use the suspended disbelief bestowed upon us by the power of romcoms to pretend security cameras aren't a thing, and it is BRILLIANT. like, Simon and Baz have so much chemistry, and when the night ends Baz is just like all smiles and creased eyes and messy black hair and, breathlessly: "I want to see you again."
and Simon's heart drops. because he wants to see Baz again, too, but he can't. no matter how much he wants to, he can't. when he wakes up tomorrow he's going to be someone new, so he can't, he can't, he can't, he—
"Yeah," he says. "Tomorrow?"
SIMON NO!!!
"It's a date."
FUCK!!!
ok, so now we have a problem. Simon can't just stand him up, i mean he could but he doesn't want to, and he really does want to see him again, so he does the only thing he can think of: he stays awake. all fucking night.
Baz, the next day: "You look exhausted."
Simon, wired asf on caffeine and trying to be smooth: "Had someone on my mind all night."
and then they go have another wicked date, but i have nothing in my notes about what it is. oh, i have them living in Canada in this fic btw bc as a rule, if a fic doesn't have to be set in England, i move them to Canada for comfort. so i might have them go cliff jumping or something? who knows. we'll go with that for now.
cue the romcom montage.
[mother tongue starts playing SO DON'T SAY YOU LOVE ME FALA AMO, JUST LET YOUR HEART SPEAK UP AND I'LL KNOW]
ok. post-date. Simon is so dumb and infatuated with Baz and does something only a boy who is dumb and infatuated and sleep-deprived would do in his situation, and he goes back to Baz's flat with him to "watch a movie", or in other words: the movie starts and then they prolly have sex, but in my notes this is written as "??? smash ???" so i guess it's kinda up in the air.
either way, Simon passes the fuck out at Baz's place bc he was properly exhausted by that point, and he wakes up to Baz screaming at him bc obvs he looks like a different person now.
Simon, half-asleep: [PANICKED FLAILING] BAZ IT'S ME!!! STOP THROWING THINGS!!! BAZ!!! IT'S ME, IT'S SIMON!!!
and Baz is like: WHAT THE FUCK
and Simon is like: I CAN EXPLAIN
and Baz is like: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE
and Simon is like: I CAN EXPLAIN!!!
so, here's a detail from the orig film that comes into play here: in the orig movie, the MC keeps a video diary, logging every day what his face looks like, and in this, Simon does this on his phone and backs them up to his computer every hundred days, so he gives Baz his phone and tells him the whole story while Baz scrolls through these short like minute long videos of Simon on various days going, "Hey, this is me today. I have [this and such] thing to do, blah blah blah."
and the thing is, Baz recognises him in some of them. bc Simon is always coming into the bookshop. he stops watching when he gets to the day Simon looked like Agatha, and Simon has been quiet for a while at this point, just letting Baz process.
Baz: "I want you to leave."
Simon takes his phone without a word and goes. Penny picks him up on the corner a block over and drives him back to their flat. she doesn't ask what happened. she already has a pretty good idea.
when Simon's next commission comes in, he thinks about going to another bookshop, he really does. but this one is so convenient, esp since Simon can't drive bc he can't risk getting pulled over carrying a licence that doesn't have his face on it, and he's been going there for eight years and it's not like Baz will recognise him anyway.
so, to the bookshop he goes, but this time when Baz comes up to ask if he needs help, Simon is like, "haha, no that's okay," and goes back to looking for things on his own, and Baz kinda lingers awkwardly for a moment before going on his way, but then when Simon comes up to the till to pay for the book, Baz just stands there staring at him. and Simon is so uncomfortable, like, he just wants to leave—
"Simon?"
SORRY, YOU WHAT?
"What?" Simon gapes at him. "How did— how did you? But I'm—"
"Can we talk?" Baz asks.
"How did you know it was—"
Baz shouts over to the other employee on the floor that he's taking his lunch break, and Simon just slowly follows him out of the shop with the book forgotten, unpaid for, at the check-out.
and here's the deal, Baz liked Simon a stupid amount considering they'd only gone on two dates, but they were good dates, and Baz doesn't date much, so he's a bit hung up on just how much he liked Simon and the weird way shit ended, so he's basically like. i want to see it again. and Simon is like, see what? and Baz is like, you. the... whatever that you do, i want to see you change.
and that's how Simon ends up bringing Baz back to his flat, and btw: Simon has a rule about never bringing people back to his flat bc it's weird as fuck. his room is really tiny, and it's cluttered as fuck in a Howl's bedroom type way. he keeps to the same cheap, casual style for all his clothes, but he needs things in a bunch of sizes. shoes are a nightmare. he has to take care of his hair in a million different fucking ways. so he has the lives of a dozen people shoved into a room the size of a shoebox, and his mattress has no frame. that shit is just on the floor, so it takes up less space. and there's this mirror, a wide full bodied mirror, propped up against the wall facing the bed, so that the first thing Simon can do each day is roll over and look at himself.
Simon and Baz have supper together, they talk, they pretend this isn't weird as fuck and, even though it is weird as fuck, they still have so much chemistry, and this is a fanfic, so they just end up having sex again but it's supposed to be kinda emo and tender and look, it's what my heart wants, ok?
morning comes. Simon wakes to Baz's hands on his face. which is already and improvement compared to last time. Baz is looking at him very seriously, but also very like. softly. he's touching Simon's features, tracing them, and Simon is quiet for a very long time, watching him do this, until he's just like. what are you doing.
Baz: "Getting to know you." A pause. "Why does it happen?"
Simon: "I don't know."
Baz: "Are there other people like you?"
Simon: "I don't know."
Baz, sighing: "Well, what do you know?"
Simon: "That I'm still me. Inside, I mean. Like... if you had a book, and every day you gave it a new cover, the story wouldn't change."
Baz: "You must get lost on a lot of shelves."
Simon: "Yeah."
and from there, Baz is just a part of Simon's life the same way Penny is, he knows the truth, and he deals with it. for the first time in Simon's adult life, he gets to really date. he and Baz do a bunch of domestic shit together, for months, and it's so good. all of it is so good, all the time, and they fall so fucked up deep in love with each other.
(detail from this point that is relevant later: Baz and Simon make a game out of Baz recognising Simon at work on days when he hasn't seen yet what he looks like. Simon will come in and try to act like a stranger, but Baz can Where's Waldo him every time.)
but then Christmas comes. and Baz has to go home to see his family. and i don't have an exact idea of how this convo goes, only that it is not a fight of any kind, like, it is a normal convo about the holidays but Baz apologises to Simon during it for not telling his family about him, he says they'd want Baz to bring Simon home if he did (bc i just don't wanna fuck with homophobia in this so we've shot Malcolm with the ally beam) and he wouldn't know how to explain Simon's whole... thing to them, and Simon kinda realises that like. he can't ever be the type of boyfriend Baz can bring home to his family. he can't ever be the type of boyfriend Baz gets to have a normal life with.
SO SIMON GHOSTS HIM.
like, Baz comes back from his family's place, annoyed that Simon hasn't returned any of his texts or calls, only to find that Simon and Penny have literally fucking moved flats in the two weeks he's been gone. and obvs he's fucking devastated and confused by this and desperately trying to get Simon to respond to him, but he won't.
Simon goes out of his way to find a new bookshop to go to, and that's the end of things for about a week or so, and i haven't actually decided what happens here exactly, but the general idea i wanna go with is that Simon goes to the bookshop Baz works at just for the sake of seeing him, checking up on him, bc he misses him.
but remember that game they played? so yeah, Baz walks up to say his usual like, "hey, can I help you find anything?" but he fucking clocks Simon after like ten seconds.
scene change: they're in Simon's new flat, like maybe Baz demanded that if Simon is going to break up with him he owes it to him to do it goddamn properly, but i dunno. details, details. but they end up getting in a huge fucking fight and Simon reveals the reason he ghosted Baz was bc he realised Baz can't have a real life with him and Baz is like:
"You don't get to decide that for me! You're still you, you're still lovely—"
"You don't even know what I look like!"
"I don't care what you look like, you fucking moron, I care that you're Simon Snow! There's a person inside you that exists every day, even when everything else changes, and he's lovely. I love him. The rest doesn't matter, how can you not see that? Stop telling me I'm not allowed to love you however you are, I'll love you a hundred different ways, Simon. Any size, any shape. I'll love you over, and over, and over. That's a life for me. A real life for me. You!"
and then Simon throws his arms around Baz's neck and hugs him like he needs him to breathe and Baz clings to his shirt and they're both prolly crying all loud and gross, but it's fine. they're gonna be fine.
the next day: Simon wakes up to Baz's mouth on the back of his neck. "Like this one, then?" he says.
"Loveliest yet." Baz brushes his knuckles over the slope of Simon's shoulder. "Freckles, curls, broad shoulders... Mmm, maybe we should stay in bed today."
Simon laughs and rolls over to pin Baz to the mattress, grinning at him. he goes to say something, prolly rib at him the way they do, but as he does he catches his reflection in that mirror he keeps by his bed and he freezes.
"Holy shit!" he shouts, and shoves himself up onto his knees. "That's me!"
Baz rolls his eyes. "Yes, yes, I told you—"
Simon shakes his head furiously. "No, it's. Baz. I'm. Jesus fucking Christ, that's me. Baz, that's me."
Baz sits up slowly. "Do you mean—"
"Fuck, holy shit!" Simon grabs his curls with both hands. he hasn't touched these curls in ten fucking years. he looks older than he remembers himself, which is a given, but it's definitely him. his father's eyes, his mother's chin. the moles on his cheek, above his eyebrow, below his ear.
Simon freaks out in a way that kinda toes the line between being happy and being a breakdown, he throws himself at Baz, and they both fall back onto the bed and Simon is laughing and he's shaking and he doesn't understand, he doesn't get it, but holy fuck, he has his own face, he has his own body, he has his own hands. Baz pushes them apart so he can get a look at him, and Simon is actually kinda self-conscious when he does, which is a new feeling. he never has to feel self-conscious about anything, usually, since he knows every flaw or insecurity isn't really his, and will be gone the next day, but this is just... him.
Baz takes Simon's face in his hands and then, breathlessly, "Hello, Simon Snow."
AND THEN THEY KISS bc what else would they do here.
and uhh, yeah. so. Simon goes out to the kitchen where Penny is making breakfast and she loses her shit when she sees him. big hugs all around. Baz really does take the day off work to spend it with Simon, even though that just means lying around on the sofa watching movies while Simon works on his current rebinding commission. when Penny gets home that evening, they order takeaway and sit around the lounge room playing boardgames together until late, late, late into the night. Penny falls asleep in the armchair, and now it's 3-am.
Simon is tired. he's looking at the clock, sitting with his knees up and his arms around them, with Baz beside him. Baz has his forehead on his shoulder, an arm around his waist. he doesn't want to go to bed, because what if... what if it was only for today. how long will it be until the next time? what if there is no next time, what if, what if—
"We'll still be here," Baz whispers, exhausted. "And you'll still be you. No matter what, Simon."
and so they go to bed.
Simon wakes up to Baz's mouth on the back of his neck.
"Good morning, Simon Snow."
AND YEAH, that is the entire plot of my The Beauty Inside AU.
i told you this was gonna be a long one, but if you've made it all the way to the end of this mess, thank you kindly again for indulging me!
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devildomwriter · 3 years ago
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MC: I burned like 3/4 of my forearm on the oven while I was making chicken and my friend was like “honey put some butter on it that draws the heat out” so he was rubbing a stick of butter on my arm and his brother was like “what’s for dinner” as he walked in and saw him slathering my arm in butter and he just slowly backed away
Leviathan: Putting tape over my webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn’t once check up on me: cut toxic people out in 2021
Mammon: Why do 90% of medicines sound like cool wizard names?
Leviathan: It is I, Zyrtec, the almighty!
Solomon: You are no match for Xanax the Wise!
MC: I’m watching a sports
MC: The sports did good
Simeon: Did the ball go
MC: Fuck dude it sure did
Mephistopheles: Swear worlds are illegal now. If you say one you’ll be fined
Mammon: Heck
Mephistopheles: You’re on thin fucking ice
Mephistopheles: Oh no
Beelzebub: What if mayonnaise comes in cans?
Solomon: That would suck because you can’t microwave metal…
Diavolo: Good morning to everyone except these two people
Mammon: When you shake laminated paper and it does the thing
Diavolo: fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB
Mammon: Exactly
Satan: So this lady came in this morning and walked up to the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying “I forgot my dog”
She forgot to bring her dog with her
To the vet
Belphegor: Anyone wanna get in an argument with me
Mammon: Ok cream cheese isn’t that good
Belphegor: I was kidding but you know what fuck you for real
Leviathan: “You’ll understand when you’re older”
I am older and I understand absolutely nothing
Mammon: #i actually understand less
Beelzebub: Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family
MC: Are you Canadian
Mammon:
Devildom confession
I’ve never seen snow irl
Mammon: I posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years wtf
Mammon:
Devildom confession
I’ve never had a million dollars
Asmodeus: Does the term “staff member” make you laugh because those two words both mean penis
Leviathan: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
MC: Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the same time
Conversation one — Beelzebub: cheese borger
Conversation two — Leviathan: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone
Mammon: Just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm, we already know the m is there so just wrote like 6a or 6p. Can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.
Satan: Or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800
Mammon: Yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy you piece of shit you fucking coward
Mammon: I hate being high why I keep hearing footsteps
Barbatos: Are you walking?
Mammon: Oh shit
Satan: A bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle
Thirteen: What the fuck is everyone on this site taking?
MC: My roomba is scared of thunderstorms.
MC: I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off—no power surges or anything, just thunder—and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles
I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap
Raphael: Humans will pack bond with anything
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jungw8ns · 3 years ago
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GOING TO AN ESCAPE ROOM WITH ENHYPEN !
PAIRING: boyfriend!enha x gn!reader. GENRE: established relationship, fluff, crack. WARNINGS: profanity (not that much tho), mentions of death (?). WORD COUNT: 100 - 200 each member.
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HEESEUNG:
the two of you were so pumped playing an escape room together for the first time that the other people in line had to calm you guys down (which was trully embarrassing to say the least 🤐🤐)
he was looking at the ranking board filled with pictures of players that had succeeded in the shortest amount of time and he just wanted nothing more than to see both your faces on there
but anyways, we all know how competitive heeseung gets 🕴️
oh boy let me tell you, this guy WAS SPEEDRUNNING IT but not the kind you were thinking
the second the timer had started he was literally SPRINTING AROUND THE ROOM LOOKING FOR CLUES YET COMPLETELY MISSING THEM 🏃‍♂️💨💨💨
while he was busy running around, you were picking up the little details in the room and in no time managed to open a few locks
"y/n look i found– oh 😐😑😐"
HE WAS SULKING PLSSS 😭😭😭
when you noticed him standing from afar staring at you with his arms crossed, you called him to solve this one puzzle you already did
*gasps* "oh no! babe i don't understand how to do this, please help me 😔😔🤥🙏🙏"
he had to bite his lower lip to stop himself from letting out that cocky grin but it got out eventually
"oh it's so easy sweetheart, just put this here and then voila! 😉"
when the two of you escaped you suprisingly got to take a polaroid with him home after ranking 2nd in the records
heeseung was the one who held onto it tho, placing it underneath his clear phonecase for safekeeping <3
JAY:
GOD THIS DUDE
THE ESCAPE ROOM WASN'T EVEN THAT SCARY AND YET EVERYTIME YOU GUYS OPEN A LOCK OR A DOOR HIS FIGHT OR FLIGHT INSTINCTS COME UP 😭😭👊👊
"y/n stay behind me >:(("
"um, babe, you do realize that's just a door right?"
"WE'LL BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY?? THE STAFF COULD'VE PROGRAMMED IT TO GROW LEGS?? 😵🧐🧐"
you knew you shouldn't have played horror games with him a few nights ago cause he looked like he was about to lose his mind 😔
you had to shove his ass aside and move on to the next mission cause the both of you knew that he was stalling 🏌️‍♀️
jay was being extra clingy the whole time you were playing, he'd either link arms with you or hold hands (he's literally so adorable) 💞💞
BUT THEN YOU THOUGHT OF DOING A PRANK ON HIM
while you were roaming around the room trying to solve a puzzle, you saw this horse mask on a nearby table
and so you made sure jay was distracted and put on the mask
you could've NOT worn the dusty old thing but where was the fun in that?
"jay can you come here for a sec?"
you hid behind the wall beside the door frame waiting for him to come into your sight and attacked him
now, how about we guess what happens next?
a. he faints
b. he runs away
or c. he slaps you in the face and forces you to buy him food for the rest of the night
if you guessed c then YAY! YOU'RE CORRECT 🥳🎉🎉🎊
THIS HOE SLAPS YOU AS HE SHOULD
"$##/@+(+'£%(:?!!)&£**/*%@"
when he finally takes off the mask like those scenes in scooby doo he's never felt so betrayed in his life
"i- I TRUSTED YOU 😭😭😭 YOU BETTER BUY ME FOOD LATER, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, THE BETRAYAL???? LITERALLY UNPROVOKED?????"
he wouldn't stop side eyeing you until you guys finally pulled up on the mcdonalds drive thru
"hi, can i get two um– bts meals please? 😒😒 and two oreo mc flurries 🙄���� and also large fries 😐😐"
sane (1/3)
would be trailing behind you like a little puppy (i love him so much 😭😭😭)
he either has his arm linked with yours or held hands every five minutes
JAKE:
really focused on the puzzles he's doing but the second he hears you call out his name for help he's there beside you with the sweetest smile
but anyways, mans was POPPING OFF the entire time you were playing
he was solving problem after problem in no time (he wanted to impress you is why he activated his inner flash ⚡⚡) but he did let you play tho, the last thing he wanted to do was make you pissed at him for hogging all the games
def buried jake with compliments and forehead kisses right after ❤️__❤️
and so the two of you got out in like an hour and a few which you were very proud of
"you were so cool today babe, good job !!"
"aww thank you angel 😊😊"
sane (2/3)
SUNGHOON:
would be linking pinkies with you the whole time, only letting go whenever the both of you had to solve something that needed two or more people
there was this one game tho where he had to arm wrestle this literal hand lever to open the door to the last room (yea...don’t ask why, the staffs were pretty weird 😬😬) 
it made him enjoy the experience a bit more as it was only the two of you playing instead of getting accompanied by strangers
HGAWAHSGDHSGHDA PLSS THIS GUY
“oh this’ll be easy, y/n step aside, i’ll handle this 😏😏😏”
idk if you were supposed to think about how handsome he looked with his serious expression on and his veiny hands coming into frame or be worried for him because the lever was REAL HARD to pull that his veins looked like they were going to pop any second soon, you stepped in and helped him tho cause you were a good s/o <3
from a spectators point of view, the two of you looked like y’all were about shit your pants but the two of you eventually succeeded on beating it, immediately dragging him to the next room which had a sofa in it, laying down to catch your breaths
cliché moment ahead ⚠️⚠️
the two of you shared a few laughs before standing up on the empty space, held hands and started to jump in circles to celebrate your success 💃💃
yupp, y’all were never going back to that hellhole again
very stubborn at first, he wanted nothing to do with the game but then you held him at gunpoint by saying:
SUNOO:
"please just this once or else i'll revoke your mint choco ice cream rights 🔫🔫🔫"
"BUT IT'S SCARY IN THERE BABE :((("
"it won't be that scary sunshine, besides, i'll be ready to 🤜💥 yk?? trust me babe i would never let anyone hurt you <33"
kinda pissed since you blackmailed him into the place and also bc he wanted to play bumper cars and dance mania but he yea he caved in pretty quick 😋😋
(y/n let him play his games in peace tf >:(((( )
once you guys got in tho he realized how normal it was and that it was not terrifying at all
THE EPITOME OF CLINGY OMFG
he wouldn't stop back hugging you and you couldn't bring yourself to push him away to play the games so you just let him walk behind you with his arms on your shoulders 😩😩
(y'all were walking kinda funny but don't tell sunoo that 🤫🤫🤫)
yea the two of you ended up escaping with a whopping 2 hours and a few minutes
but it was the effort that counts so A+++++ for the both if you 😜👍👍👍
sane (3/3)
JUNGWON:
was the one who suggested going, he even searched on naver about really good escape room places to visit and was overall really looking forward it
he liked going to places and having fun with you so it wasn't a shock how his eyes were literally crescents and his dimples were so evident
yea he literally rushed the both of you to the place that you were the first in line 😵
while waiting for the staff to finish setting up he was playing with your connected hands like 🖐️✊🖐️✊ (so precious 💞💞)
"y/n why are you taking so long 😭😭 what if they close and we end up not solving a single lock, hurry up por favorrr 😩🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏"
when they finally lead you to the room he was kind of surprised that they had separated the two of you into different spaces (like the one with txt where they had the answers to the other member's puzzles yk???)
he was locked inside a telephone stand while you were handcuffed in the main room
dw the two of you reunited after a few minutes cause jungwon was rushing his lock to get to you 🤭
you both were progressing at an average pace and it made you guys a lot more closer (not that you guys weren't before but you get what i mean)
after you guys escaped the two of you went to eat curry and talked about the whole experience 😋✌️✌️✌️
this boy literally dragged you in the escape room with him
NIKI:
HE DIDN'T EVEN GIVE YOU TIME TO REFUSE HE JUST 😐👉🚪
"ok masterchefs, in order to test your abilities we must go through series of puzzles and make it out alive, understood?"
he tried ignoring how confused you were and went on to try and get you guys to escape
HE'S LAUGHING AT YOU FOR WHATEVER REASON AND OBV YOU LAUGH ASWELL CAUSE WHO WOULDN'T??? his laugh is so contagious pls 🤖🤖 he was so close to d wording cause he couldn't breathe from laughing too much
yea.. you guys spent so much time laughing at each other for being so dumb at this that you ended up playing 'till closing time
spoiler alert: he fails on doing anything cause the second you made eye contact with him this child collapses 😍🤩
GIRL SO EMBARRASSING 🤡🤡
THE STAFF KICKED THE BOTH OF YOU OUT AND NOW YOU GUYS WERE BANNED FROM THE PLACE ☠️☠️
"haunted house next weekend???"
"BET"
NOTE – god they were WAY funnier in my head but yeah.... i love them so much AND OMFG HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN HEESEUNG’S SELCAS LAST NIGHT???!?@??#?@?!?@ HE’S NOT REAL WTF ⁉️❓❓⁉️
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also, idk why BUT EVERY TIME I SAVE A DRAFT the paragraphs get scrambled?? £!?) 6=6) 🤣😂💔💔🤣🤣😂💔 it's so annoying but anyways, ilysm pls stay safe and have a great day <33
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poisonouswritings · 2 years ago
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Pls Ozzy... Pls I need more biker gang sage. He's so SOFT. I feel like if anyone caused problems with MC all sage would have to do is pull up with Lucan and balsam etc and scare the shit out of them... Hah funny. Ugh I miss him<\33.
Also I love your writing so much I legit go feral when I see you on my dash agahahahahah. Tyty for the content.
Also cool fact about me, my grandpa was in a biker gang/club. He was a cool ass dude🙅
- Disney anon
Omg Disney Anon I haven't heard from you in ages!! Also he sounds cool!
GN!Reader, Leather Boi Is Scary™, TW for some mild harassment (vague), first part is HCs second part is the actual prompt
I just think all the Griefers look super intimidating but (excluding Elowen) they're all the biggest softest dorks. Like one time Lucan found an abandoned baby bird outside your cafe and he brought it in with tears in his eyes because He Doesn't Know How To Help It But He Has To Do Something!!!! (You guys took it to a rescue center). Balsam just randomly brings you food because The Café Doesn't Have Lunch It Has Pastries You Need To Eat Something Hearty >:( . Tulsi walks in and throws a bag on the counter 'hey I made you some soap' and it's exactly the scents you like because she's Just That Good. And Sage?
Soft boi soft boi soft boi
He finds shiny things when he's riding and gives them to you. If he ever passes by a place with a nice view he makes a note to bring you out there. If you need to pick something up but can't get off work then he is At Your Service!
Guys,,, guys,,,,, please consider,,,,,,,, cause like most gangs have either jackets or patches, right? Please consider one day Sage shows up and hugs you from behind and slips the jacket onto you because You Are A(n Honorary) Griefer Now. He sewed it himself :3
Also yes he does get you your own helmet at some point. It has to have animal ears/horns/whatever cause that's the Griefers whole thing.
9/10 he picks you up from work. If he ever spends the night with you then he drops you off the next morning too. Will ask for your schedule so he can make sure he knows when to come over so you don't have to wait for him.
You guys are at a red and he very quickly pulls his helmet off just to kiss the top of your helmet and then quickly has to put his back on before the light changes
Brings you to a biker bar at one point and has you wear his jacket, partially so other people don't hit on you and partially so he can show off that you're his because he's really excited about it :3 he adores you so much :3
At one point he's kinda drunk and he's in a bad mood,,, it's nothing you did. He's just pissed at the world and so he's not really talking much, just kinda sulking over in his seat. Then someone starts hitting on you and Sage suddenly latches on to you from behind, hissing at the other person and snarling at them to Leave His Mate Alone!!!! >:( And then he has you in his lap the rest of the night and he's just sulking into the crook of your neck with his arms wrapped around you. And then he's growling and complaining because You're Wearing His Biker Jacket Why Did That Asshole Think They Could Hit On You >:(
Bonus points if the other Griefers are there and then they're all laughing at him for being a nerd. Aw Poor Guy Is All Salty About Someone Hitting On 'His Mate'? Big Bad Biker Is Feeling Jealous? And then the next morning he doesn't remember anything. Lucan changes your name to 'Sage's Mate' in the groupchat for like three days until Sage finally noticed and asks wtf that's about. No one lets him live it down
Big tough biker is just such a softy I love him
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In any service industry there are going to be customers that are total assholes. You're used it by now. Still pisses you the Hell off but whatever. You manage.
Then there's today. A customer has been screaming in your face for,, the last,,, six minutes? Seven? You zoned out a while ago. What are they even shrieking about? The chocolate frappe being too chocolatey after they asked for an extra four pumps of syrup?
Anyways what are you gonna get for lunch? When is your break anyways? Another thirty minutes? Shit is it in another thirty minutes? Ugh. This sucks.
Oh cool now this asshole has moved on to slurs. Nice. You might get bingo (also no idea why the free space didn't generate in the middle but honestly whatever I already spent way too long on this lol)
Anyways the only reason you zone back in is because Oh Look The Griefers Are Here
Sage just stands directly behind the customer,, Lucan and Balsam are flanking him on either side,,, they are a team,,,,
You smile warmly at the trio. The customer whirls around and immediately all the color drains out of their face cause,, y'know,,,, the bois are scary,,,,,,
Sage is immediately growling and borderline threatening them, ordering them to leave you alone before He Really Gets Mad. Meanwhile Tulsi has appeared out of nowhere and is behind the counter with you, casually reaching into the pastry case to steal a snacc. Monch.
The customer leaves as soon as they can, looking like they just crapped their pants.
Now Sage wants to hang around your work all the time in case someone else tries to give you grief (hehe)
He's also a lot more on top of picking you up from work cause he's worried about if something happens. Baby boi has a lot of anxiety. You start wearing your Griefers jacket into work every day and that makes him feel better because it's like he's with you somehow.
Nerd.
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moongirl-and-her-thoughts · 3 years ago
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Feminism/Diversity in YA literature
Okay, so like, I’m a 110% feminist, but like, there is a lot messed up about it in books. 
Like, guys have 40% more upper body strength, so when a girl who’s like... skinny and petite manages to floor him (AHEM, Celaena, AHEM) it just seems slightly wrong. I get that like Celaena is fae, or whatever, so that is helpful, but there are so many more books where the ‘badass’ heroine manages to kill a dude with no training whatsoever. And like, Clary in TMI, kills a demon with no training and the excuse used is (this is an actual quote from the book) ‘it’s in your blood’. Like, the hell? That’s like saying ‘I’m gonna get braces so my kids have straight teeth’, your genetics do not matter. (If someone’s going to reply with ‘but she’s Nephilim’, can you imagine Tavvy (Octavian Blackthorn) trying to stab a demon at age 7 with no training at all? no. Same with Clary)
Then there’s the whole thing with guys being like ‘You’re not like other girls, you’re different, that’s why I like you’, like wtf it’d bad enough when the girl says it herself and be like ‘I’m different’, but when the guy has to point it out for us like... it is mildly infuriating. And you know why the main chick is different? cause she doesn’t party or wear girly clothing and isn’t a shallow, pathetic, dumb weirdo, but you know who the other girls are? US. They really are calling us shallow and dumb and pathetic. 
Then there’s the whole part where you cannot make ‘being feminist’ or ‘being diverse’ their whole personality like, no, make your mc feminist, but make her a real person, give her weaknesses and strengths and hopes and dreams and fears and flaws like a REAL PERSON and don’t turn her into an annoying Mary Sue of a character. Make your main character someone relatable, but not in the annoying ‘quirky’ manner. 
e.g.(I do not want to get attacked so for the sake of this rant I’m going to use Belle from Beauty and the Beast)  Belle’s entire personality was that she liked to read, that she was weird because she liked books and that she was smart. That was literally it. Where were the hopes and dreams and actual bits of her character (so, I never saw the original film, so if I got the story wrong, correct me). 
While I’m on the topic of Disney issues, FOR THE LOVE OF LUCIFER SOMEONE TELL CINDERELLA TO SEE A DOCTER, SHE SPEAKS TO RATS BECAUSE SHE IS LONELY and like, we’re supposed to feel sorry for the girl but like she is the epitome of stereotypical perfection (other than the mental issues) with bright blonde hair and clear blue eyes and an hourglass figure and rich family-
 (k, back onto literature, sorry bout that)
And we’ve really just got to get more authors to write more non-white or non-straight or just non-perfect characters without that being their whole personality. For example, Harry Cameron (7 husbands of Evelyn Hugo) was literally amazing, with a life outside of being a gay producer. He was kind, brilliant, tortured, just (I could go on but distractions aren’t currently welcome).
Also, this might be just me, but why do we always love the love interest more than we like the mc? Like, I was on some website the other day and saw girls as young as nine saying that Sebastien Morgenstern is the perfect book boyfriend  because he would do anything for Clary. That’s right. They said that the mc’s psychotic brother who beat her bloody and then tried to rape her was really sweet. What the hell? Sebastien was romanticized, even though he was terrible. It is twisting young girls into thinking that a relationship isn’t a proper one without angst and drama. (I love Will and Jem and Tessa though).
And don’t even get me started on the whole ‘I can fix him’ trope. I’ve seen relationships where the girl thinks she can fix the bad boy, she can heal him, but it never turns out well. Just look at It Ends with Us, it shows you what happens when you get with him. Blissful at first but ended painfully. Some books, like The Infernal Devices, the character had an honest reason (Will, the curse) so they did what they did. But the entire trope is messed up, with the whole 50 shades of Grey/Beauty and the Beast style overlook.
Overall, there are so many harmful and anti-feminist parts of Young Adult literature, which could potentially be a bad impact on younger readers who have never had experiences in love. It is also rude at times. I wish to say, not all YA/A books are bad, but there are so many that are that they overshadow the beautiful content that is sometimes found. 
I don’t care if no one reads this, I will definitely make a part 2.
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certified-sloth · 3 years ago
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Ever heard someone’s laughter sound so funny, you can’t help but laugh as well? How would the Brothers react to an MC with an ungodly wheeze and contagious laughter? I’m talking hunched over, eyes crossing, gut busting laughter that could be heard all over the house. MC tried not to laugh at a meme or a funny sounding word and now they’re fucking dying of laughter that’s pretty hard to not laugh at/ignore.
I know so many people who laugh like that and I swear it's not good for my health- it's hard to even breathe once they start laughing and you join them XD
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Lucifer
Ugh not again...
Would be irritated because this isn't even the first time
At first it was funny
But then you, Mammon and Levi randomly laugh that it just resonates the whole house
He even had to slap Mammon's back when he started choking from laughing too much
Truth be told, Mammon barely survived that slap
Why? Because Lucifer doesn't control his strength
Mammon
Buddy #1
This guy laughs the moment you laugh
Like we love a dude who just joins in your laughter
..even if he doesn't know wtf made you laugh this time
The moment he sees what it was about
He'll laugh harder
You do place a very thick cushion on your back since this guy hits people when he laughs
Leviathan
Buddy #2
He doesn't understand why
But would join it
At first he would be confused
Then he'll just join in because come on, your laugh is contagious
You three, (You, him and Mammon) are Lucifer's worst nightmare
The moment one of you laughs, the other two joins in and the eldest is sick of it
Satan
Confused when you suddenly burst out laughing in the middle of the library
Then you show him the meme you saw
He ends up laughing because it was funny
But what made it funnier was your laughter
He tries to hush you but he fails to stop himself from laughing too
You two ended up having to leave because you were disturbing the others
But still went out in fits of laughter
Asmodeus
He was doing your nails MC... but then you started cracking up
So his hand slipped
He would huff and scold you and you apologize
Showing him what made you laugh
Well... he didn't even find the meme funny, but your laughter
It was too contagious he couldn't even resist
Both of you ended up staying in fits of laughter until the other was already gasping for air
Beelzebub
Would look at you dumbfounded
He's happy that you're happy like this
But you look like you might end up dying if you keep this up
Pats your back to help you ventilate and sees the meme on your phone
Oh so this was what you're laughing it
It's funny, so he cracks up a small chuckle
Makes sure to give you a glass of water to keep you hydrated
Belphegor
His sleep was disturbed the moment he heard you laugh
Because holy hell, you look as if you were possessed
Ain't no way would he believe you laugh like that
Would squint his eyes at you when you stop to take a breath
"Are you done?"
Nope, you snorted and went back to being hysterical
Belphie grumbles and looks at your phone to find out what you're even laughing at
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makeste · 4 years ago
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BnHA Chapter 309: Gotta Go My Own Way
Previously on BnHA: Muscular was all “well if it isn’t the protagonist on his solo journey of self-discovery, for some reason I’m unironically glad I get to fight you!” Deku was all “hey Muscular before I finish kicking your ass would you please take a moment to answer these two survey questions? Question one, do you regret being a total piece of shit? And question two, if you could do anything at all in the world other than being a total piece of shit, would you?” Muscular was all, “pfft, no and no.” Deku was all, “thanks buddy, your feedback helps make me a better hero, here’s a coupon for fifteen percent off your next ass-whooping.” Then he whooped his ass.
Today on BnHA: Deku is all “what up All Might can you believe you’ve been here this entire time?” All Might is all “I sure can since that’s literally my catch phrase, anyway how are your magic movie 1 gauntlets holding up?” Deku is all “they’re holding up fine, how are Hawks, Endeavor, and Best Jeanist doing?” Hawks, Endeavor, and Best Jeanist are all “we, your fellow co-conspirators, are also doing fine, thanks for asking!” Flashback!Deku is all “anyway so I secretly have All Might’s quirk and the most dangerous people in the world are after me, so sorry mom but that’s why I’m dropping out of school.” Inko is all “I CAN’T ACCEPT THAT” while totally accepting it. All Might is all “I GUESS WE’LL JUST HAVE TO GO ALONG WITH IT SINCE I DON’T FEEL LIKE TRYING TO STOP HIM.” Hawks, Jeanist, and Endeavor, as previously mentioned, are all “yeah that sounds like a good plan”, and Gran is all “see ya kid, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.” So basically everyone in the entire world has suddenly teamed up with Deku to defeat AFO, except for the one person whose entire foreshadowed endgame is “teaming up with Deku to defeat AFO.” O Kacchan where art thou.
dear tumblr image limit: okay look. you don’t like me, and I don’t like you. but just as an experiment, I’m gonna try writing this recap with as few images as possible and we’ll see how it goes
(ETA: spoilers for how it went: it didn’t, lol.)
oh my god WHY ARE WE OPENING WITH MORE KETSUBUTSU ACADEMY KIDS.ffs we’d better at least finally get some Ms. Joke content out of this
(ETA: seriously who do I have to bribe.)
so these two KB kids who no one cares about are watching Deku leap away from the scene after dispatching Muscular. but more importantly wtf is this chapter title omg. “I can’t stay being a child” so that’s how it is huh. we’re gonna have feels and we’re going to like them. well then
oh my god he’s hauling Muscular away dhfksklfkh okay this is gonna have to be our first image because I can’t fucking help myself. look at this
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just. Deku is so tiny and he’s carting away this massive unconscious lump of a man like it’s nothing why is this so funny to me. it’s like when people buy furniture, and they don’t want to pay extra for delivery and so they’re like, “I can definitely fit this king-sized mattress in the back of my compact sedan if I fold the fucking seat down, idk.” and they refuse to be talked out of it, and the next thing you know you’re watching them drive home with their open trunk door haphazardly tied down with bungee cords, and somehow it fucking works. because it turns out the compact sedan has super strength
anyway for SOME REASON now Horikoshi is all “have fun with that Deku, meanwhile we now return you to your regularly scheduled SHINDOU CONTENT” whyyyyyy
look at this. we’re really using up a whole fucking entire page on everyone arguing over who gets the honor of carrying Shindou
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love how the civilians are all, “shit lol is this actually our fault?? quick, how do we play this off all casual like we were the reasonable parties here all along”
turns out all it took to finally get them to listen was making them watch while a kid got his insides ground into a pulp because of their stupidity!! what a heartwarming conclusion to this little standoff
anyways THANK GOD we’re cutting back to Deku now!! well actually we’re cutting back to Muscular who is being dropped off at the police precinct, good bye and good riddance lol
so Deku’s leaving him there and bounding away and okjdlSKFJLKJDSL OH MY GOD
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no fucking way. no fucking way this little jaunt is All Might-sanctioned and approved. are you serious?? then who else is in on this?? what the hell is going on
so All Might is just WAITING FOR HIM IN AN ALLEY FFF WHO ARE YOU, JIM GORDON. or would Alfred be a better analogy here?? but like, Alfred if he ditched the suit for a moto jacket and shades
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this new ensemble of All Might’s may or may not severely impact my ability to take this forthcoming conversation seriously; please stand by
also, quite the spectacular landing there, Deku. seriously lol what was that
“HOW ARE YOUR LIMBS” “THANKS TO YOU THEY’RE COMPLETELY FINE” I’M SORRY WHAT
LOL WHAT. “THANKS TO THE POWER OF THESE MAGIC GLOVES” OH I SEE THAT EXPLAINS IT
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are these the same gauntlets from the first movie, then? well that’s all well and good, except that now there’s going to be more Deku Discourse than fucking ever lol. so if it’s all the same to you guys, I’m gonna once again go ahead and declare this week’s post a discourse-free zone, at least when it comes to the specific discourse of Deku’s merits as a MC, and the impact that him kicking ass and having working arms has on said merits. this has been something of a low mental energy week for me, so I’d rather reserve the energy I do have for more fun topics, such as All Might’s bitchin’ leather jacket
anyway so All Might’s saying that the gauntlets will help reinforce Deku’s arms, but they can’t withstand OFA at 100%. so basically it’s a support item designed to maintain the status quo lol. we’re basically in the same situation we were before, arm-capability-wise
homg All Might’s getting a call. time to see who else is in on Operation: Deku Alone?? or not so alone for that matter
omg
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HI HAWKS, WHERE ARE YOUR WINGS
(ETA: seriously are they really gone for good?? why would he even be back on active duty then?? does he have his own American ex-boyfriend who can hook him up with exclusive support items?? dammit Horikoshi we want answers.)
looks like Jeanist and Endeavor are teaming up as well, just like they said they would. I would gladly follow this trio around all day long tbh
is this the same giant villain from the very first chapter??
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looks like it to me, and it would tie in with that callback from the end of chapter 306. we all thought that was Muscular, but maybe it was this guy, and Deku left these three to deal with him while he ran off to take Muscular down
oh my god now Deku is running off again just like that
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kids these days
ffffff I have not had nearly enough sleep to follow along with whatever tf Hawks is talking about here sob
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like, is he trying to say that All Might is keeping Deku’s whereabouts unknown to anyone except for him?? in order to keep him safe?? but Hawks is pointing out that that’s a bad strategy and probably won’t do shit against AFO and it’s better if he lets Deku work with the rest of them?
(ETA: so @hanashimas​’ translation makes a lot more sense -- it’s not All Might who’s being overprotective, but Deku. in other words he’s trying not to drag All Might into his battles. and in addition Hawks is saying that their strategy is to take the offensive and go after AFO themselves rather than wait for him to come to them. which I’m not too sure about myself, but that’s another topic for another day.)
btw I can’t help thinking how much better this entire conversation would be if All Might was still wearing his sunglasses. put them back on my dude. it’s not too late. embrace your inner badass
DKLJSLDKFJL FLASHBACK ALERT, FUCKING FINALLY
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“turns out, we were just trying to scare you straight. fuck lot of good that did though lol”
also what is this. one true love: the hospital bed. is that a scanlator joke or is Horikoshi actually that funny omg
SKLJDFLJLK
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ITSA ME!! omg I love this hospital so much. though it’s sure not helping me in my quest to try and keep this post below ten images. I’m already up to eleven haha r.i.p. to me if tumblr doesn’t get its shit together
whaaaaaat, so he’s saying that Deku’s injuries were external (i.e. Tomura beating the shit out of him) rather than internal this time?? whaaaaat. excuse me but that’s some bullshit lmao. believe me, I was there
okay now he’s going on to explain that Deku’s “internal structure” seems to have been protected from the inside and out, and the corresponding panel seems to be implying that using Blackwhip as a brace paid off. huh
and also that his body is just stronger now?? so I guess he’s better able to withstand the quirk after an additional year of training?? I’M NOT SURE IF I BUY ANY OF THIS LOL but I’m willing to suspend my disbelief
OH MY GOD RED ALERT, INKO IS ASKING ALL MIGHT TO EXPLAIN WTAF DEKU’S QUIRK IS, IS IT FINALLY THAT TIME OMGGGG
SO HE’S EXPLAINING IT TO HER OFF-SCREEN, AND INKO IS JUST LIKE
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I GUESS THAT’S FAIR LOL. IT’S TRUE INKO I’M SO SORRY, YOUR SON IS A PROGATONIST R.I.P.
AHHKKJH DEKU ANGST IS IT FINALLY THAT TIME OMGGGGGG
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what is this soft pop beat that’s suddenly being pumped in over the speakers. I’VE GOT TO MOVE ON~ AND BE WHO~ I~ AM~~~, I JUST DON’T BELONG HERE, I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAAAAAAAND. also, follow-up question, when is Kacchan finally going to come back so he can jump in with the “WHAT ABOUT US~~~” bridge, huh. come the fuck on, Horikoshi
lmao All Might jesus christ
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but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision...
anyway, yes!! finally that sweet, sweet “I don’t want to put anyone else in danger” angst!!
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mmm that’s good angst Brent. Kacchan with center panel honors as usual, you love to see it. anyways though who do I have to yell at to get Deku a goddamn HUG around here seriously
so Inko is of course reacting with panic, and sensibly saying that she doesn’t approve of Deku’s “RUN AWAY AND FIGHT THE BAD GUYS ALL ON MY OWN, DON’T WORRY MOM I’LL JUST GET STRONGER, EASY AS PIE, IT’S A FOOLPROOF STRATEGY” plan
son of a bitch this manipulative green asshole is really gonna sit here and smile fondly at his mom and try to convince her that he’s Not A Little Kid Anymore. the hell you’re not mister
y'all are really just gonna sit there and let him talk you into this?? surely it can’t be that easy??
OH MY GOD
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THE FEELS oh my god oh my god. BUT ALSO YOU’RE SERIOUSLY JUST GOING TO COLLAPSE INTO HIS ARMS SOBBING AND LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS LKJLJLFK. WHERE ARE ALL THE STRICT PARENTS AT?? AIZAWA, GANG ORCA, MITSUKI, SOMEONE PLEASE COME AND TELL DEKU TO SIT HIS ASS THE FUCK DOWN. NOW LISTEN HERE YOUNG MAN!!
“EVEN IF I TRY TO STOP YOU YOU’LL STILL LEAVE” WELL SURE, IF BY “TRY TO STOP HIM” YOU MEAN POLITELY TRY TO TALK HIM OUT OF IT FOR THREE SECONDS. HE’S SIXTEEN WTF WHEN DID HE BECOME THE BOSS OF YOU ALL. SOMEONE NEEDS TO COME AND TELL HIM HE’S GROUNDED
anyway sob so that’s the story of how Deku talked his parents into letting him drop out of school, and even convinced All Might to be his own personal Guy In The Chair. holy shit. this kid really went and rolled a nat 20 and the rest of them had no choice but to fold without argument
meanwhile here’s a panel of Best Jeanist trying to braid his phone into his hair just cuz
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I’m dying to know which part of his language he considers to be crude here. you literally didn’t even use a contraction my guy
so now flashback!Deku is talking to Gran in the dark, and Gran is all “can you believe I’m not fucking dead yet lol that’s too funny. anyway, you sure I can’t interest you in killing Tomura after all?? no?? okay then here’s my cape.” truly a heartwarming scene
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I’m kind of torn here tbh. on the one hand, my adhd ass wasn’t all that interested in sitting down and having an extended scene between these two when there’s so much else that I want to get to. but on the other hand, even I can admit that cramming this entire reunion into a single page seems just a BIT rushed. idk. like maybe someone can let Horikoshi know it’s a marathon and not a race. Deku didn’t even get any dialogue here, some of us want to know his thoughts!! but anyway
AND JUST LIKE THAT?!
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how did all four of them let him con them into this. I literally just watched it happen and I still can’t figure out how. “I GUESS THIS SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT IS OUR LEADER NOW” ffflfjf. when Aizawa finds out he’s gonna go apeshit. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON BAKUGOU KATSUKI, WHO I HAVE BEEN ASSURED DOES IN FACT STILL EXIST. WHAT ABOUT USSSSS, WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE’VE BEEN THROUGH. WHAT ABOUT TRUST???! YOU KNOW I NEVER WANTED TO HURT YOUUUUU
btw lol don’t get me wrong, I am enjoying this, and I’m honestly glad Deku’s not alone because that would suck for him! but that said, Hawks and Jeanist have lost any credibility they might have once had as far as being The Responsible Ones, and as for All Might and Endeavor, fucking hell lol. everyone just deposited all of their fucks in a bank somewhere for safekeeping and decided to never look back. godspeed you mad lads
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thedivinetarot-2 · 3 years ago
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My opinion about ikevamp chracters
This post is just about my opinion about the suitors, and if you aren't interested feel free to ignore this post!.
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1. Napoleon Bonaparte
To be honest, he was my first crush.
I loved his look so much.
Also I have the same personality of his.
But the thing that made me ignore him is the way he treat the mc or his s.o.
I mean when he tried to be the hero or the leader I don't like the boys or men with this personality.
Like he is in control and he wouldn't ask for help, even when he tried to act cool around his crush.
Personality: 9/10
Look: 10/10
Responsibility: 10/10
Trustworthy: 10/10
Overall: 9/10
2. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
SERIOUSLY, I don't like his personality or look at all.
I hate rude people and I would make a fight with him if he provoked me like mc in his route.
I wouldn't prospect his personality or his attitude at all.
Also when he was teasing mc all the time when she left the Rouge on the floor without cleaning it.
" Come on dude you scared her then you want her to clean the floor! How so?".
Hmm when he said that he despise mc I was like" omg you don't even know her! She didn't do anything to you, how rude".
I know that he apologized to her but it still not nice to me at all.
Personality: 7/10
Look: 6/10
Responsibility: 8/10
Trustworthy: 10/10
Overall: 8/10
3. Leonardo Da Vinci
My second crush ever.
I love his intelligent and how he help other people.
He is a social butterfly and I don't really like boys to be like that.
I don't have any bad opinions on him.
But I just want him to think in a more positive way.
Personality: 10/10
Look: 9.5/10
Responsibility: 5/10
Trustworthy: 9/10
Overall: 10/10
4. Arthur Conan Doyle
Well, well we have a playboy here.
Honestly I don't like playboys at all.
I mean even if they're nice and romantic or sexy I don't like the idea of a man having many relationships before me.
Also the thing that really annoyed me the most is when he tried to change himself for mc.
Come on Arthur, why aren't you doing that for her! Do it for yourself, for your future not because of a girl.
Probably if I were instead of mc I wouldn't let him do that because 99% of people who tried to change themselves for their partner end up with a dead end.
I would tell him that maybe there's a woman who will understand your personality or your flirting attitude towards other females.
But not me tbh.
Personality: 7/10
Look: 6/10
Responsibility: 8/10
Trustworthy: 6/10
Overall: 7/10
5. Vincent Van Gogh
My love, my bf, my sweet boy my man, I ADORE HIM SO MUCH.
I love how he show his sensitive side without being afraid to be judged by other characters.
Also I like him when he treat mc gently and how he is very understanding of her needs.
The only thing that really upset me is when William threatened him to kill mc and he returned to his room to cry, I was like" wtf Vincent go tell comte or theo or any one, also how could Shakespeare know about you telling them? He was in his Vella man".
Also I've been provoked more when Shakespeare chased mc to the door to kill her with a knife, my reaction was" girl, you can scream, go to leonardo or comte they'll stop that yandere William" probably I will scream asking for help.
But she didn't scream, she were surprised by Vincent breaking up with her!.
Personality: 10/10
Look: 10/10
Responsibility: 8/10
Trustworthy: 10/10
Overall: 9/10
6. Theodaours Van Gogh
Angry bird 0.2.
I mean I don't like people who have anger issues.
Also I can't handle the idea of someone controlling me 24/7.
I didn't really read theo's route and I don't want to but at least I've readed some headcanons about him and it was enough with Vincent route ofcourse to judge him.
I don't like how he stick his nose in every route especially in Vincent's route and how he wants to know everything about their relationship.
But that doesn't mean I hate his relationship with his brother.
I love their relationship but Theo stop sticking your nose with everything your brother and his gf do.
Personality: 6/10
Look: 8/10
Responsibility: 10/10
Trustworthy: 9/10
Overall: 9/10
7. Dazai Osamu
I don't really have any bad opinions on dazai.
He is funny and playful.
But his past and mysteriousness made me so excited for his route.
I love how he was giving advices for mc in every route, he told her not to fell in love if she want to turn back to her time.
Also I like it when he tease Issac it is really hilarious when he do that.
Personality: 8/10
Look: 7/10
Responsibility: 4/10
Trustworthy: 6.5/10
Overall: 7/10
8. Issac Newton
My crush number 3.
I know I had a crush on most of them but I'm in love with Vinnie right now.
I like his personality so much.
I don't have any bad opinions on him.
He is a needy person who didn't find anyone to love and trust.
Personality: 8/10
Look:9/10
Responsibility:6/10
Trustworthy:8/10
Overall:8/10
9. Jean D'arc
He is a sad man.
I don't know much about him but he seem like he need a therapist.
Actually I loved how wise he can be in some situations.
The only thing that made me sad about him is how much he suffered to try to fit in.
He wanted someone to love him and to take care of him.
And his route at some point were sad.
Personality: 7/10
Look:8/10
Responsibility: 8/10
Trustworthy: 9/10
Overall: 7/10
10. William Shakespeare
TBH, I don't like him at all.
He can be mysterious and act like he doesn't need help in fact he need someone to help him!.
But he could not admit that.
I didn't read his route and I don't want to.
Also I do not like it to judge the characters I don't really know.
Even if my friends on tumblr told me about his personality for my headcanons.
I still have many questions without any answer.
Personality: 2/10
Look: 4/10
Responsibility: 7/10
Trustworthy: 5/10
Overall: 5/10
11. Le Comte de saint-Germain
I liked his personality at some points.
He is generous and love to treat everyone nicely.
On the other side I don't like it when a person hide many secrets.
I think in Will's route he was saying that acting like a gentleman doesn't change who is he and he was telling MC that he isn't a gentleman, he is a MAN at the end of the day.
This line made me believe that Comte actually was having a reckless personality and he was smoking and drinking just like Leonardo.
So he decided to change himself for the better.
Also I feel like he was a little bit selfish when he kept the suitors in his mansion so he can't be alone.
Like, Dazai he didn't really know what is the reason to live and he accepted comte's offer of the taste of eternity without thinking.
I remember that in someone's route MC asked napoleon if all the suitors agree to come back to life as a vampire and he was like" no some of them didn't have another option".
Like Dazai and Jean coming back to life was a horrible option for them.
But they agreed anyway .
I'm eager to know more about him that's why I'm waiting his route.
Personality: 9/10
Look: 9/10
Responsibility: 10/10
Trustworthy: 10/10
Overall: 9/10
12. Sebastian/ Akihiko satou
I don't need to repeat it twice so I'm going to add this link for you to know my opinion on Sebastian.
Also I wanted to say that when he tried to protect MC in Leonardo's route when someone kidnapped both of them (mc and sebastian).
He was like" kill me first don't kill her!"
I was really taken by his sacrifice, I feel like he's selfless when it comes to someone he love.
Personality: 7/10
Look: 8/10
Responsibility: 10/10
Trustworthy: 10/10
Overall: 8/10
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