#ducks feeding

[karmaxxx130]

First post ever so be indulgent please.

So, I had this funny dream last night were Michael used the hole in his stomach to hide or stock things, generally food to share with others. He can’t eat but is happy to provide for Henry who often forget the eat. It may seem gross and it his a little, but Michael make sure that it’s always sealed one way or the other and wash the bag/can before giving it.

I don’t remember all of it but I remember that at one moment him and Henry were talking about lawsuits and Henry asked him if he gained weight.

H: sorry for asking, but did you gain weight? Last time I saw you, you were skin and bones, literally. Now your stomach seems soft and squishy…?

M: … it’s bread…

H : bread? You can eat?

M: no…, i can’t… It’s for the ducks…?

H: the ducks?

M: yes…

H: Michael… wtf?

And then they went together feed the ducks. Helpy loved it.

Then I woke up thinking that was funny and cute and a little disgusting, and I should draw it before I forgot.

Might finish the drawing later or continue that silly idea.

[typhlonectes]

Don't feed bread to ducks!

Find out more:

4 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Feed Bread to Ducks (treehugger.com)

Wild Birds Unlimited - Nature Shop (wbu.com)

Do's and Don'ts of Duck Feeding - Maine Audubon

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[zelpharofficial]

👼🐍"To OUR World..."

~ Anniversary art for Good Omens 2

[chaoticace2005]

[knifeforkspooncup]

I turned 29 yesterday.

Have a lil messsssssy wip of two queers on a bench, on me.

[brooklynishere]

I saw the meme and had to do a thing

Also I couldn't decide on JC because I wanted him to go in 'No, why would I feed the ducks' but also he'd be lying. Then a friend pointed out the most appropriate place for him considering that top line so bonus:

[endipuff]

*tosses to you like ducks*

Idk when page 2 coming but I’ll reblog with the other pages? (I never done this before help)

TW: suggestive (I forgor mb)

[n4rval]

I enjoy that you gave gaster chronic pain and a hatred of stairs. he is just like me fr fr 🙏

cane user

[povertygoblin]

Safe in Fathers Arms

[starlight-archer]

Monty and Niko feeding the ducks 🦆

Based on this post by @lesbiannieism

[dewey-ing-it]

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“And more steak sticks!🥩

He’s so me fr

[irvinis]

-No!!I left of my own free will. -I do't believe. -But it is so. And.. thanks for sending my clothes. -It was Muriel's idea! I'd rather watch you walk this Road of Shame naked. *the duck finally bites him*

An alternative version, you guessed it. Aziraphale was allowed to have as many earthly things as he needed. He immediately got a cactus named Crowley and a personal mug. And a personal spoon. And a personal tea jar. Perhaps he had become too individualistic for Heaven.

[sea-lanterns]

Okay so your post ab Hen!reader wanting to be a mama to all the babies reminded me of smt where a hen was given baby ducklings to look after

But a key difference btwn chicks and ducklings are chicks aren’t generally safe in water and baby duckies Love It, and so the hen was just concernedly walking around the pond watching her babies have a wonderful time.

Just imagining mama hen having a near panic attack over her more aquatic babies splashing around before someone calms her down that no, they are not dying

Ohhh poor Hen! Reader. Squawking in panic when she sees her adopted duck babies dive headfirst into a pond. Hen! Reader would chase after them if she could, but she’s left scrambling around the edges while Mavuika tries to hold her back.

Omg, what if to help co-parent the ducklings, the farmer brings in Duck! Furina! A small, but very fluffy white duck that is very good at swimming and can ease Hen! Reader’s worried by going in the water with the ducklings. Now Hen! Reader won’t have to worry so much about her babies 😊

…But Mavuika will have to worry about her mate.

[maysrinn]

Goosey Gray & Coriolanus Duck 🪿✨

The marvelous summer romance of a pampered little running duck who falls head over first for a wild spicy water cobra~

Goosey Gray trademark name by @spoomed \òwó_

[chechula]

A year ago I made a sketch for this thing, (since my friends challenged me to do it) Then I forgot about it. But it reappeared on my table so...here it is.

Now I can go back to drawing all other great thing.

[nothingbizzare]

Thanks uuu for the request @spacepajamas956 !