#drunk steph
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WO WO WO WOAH WAIT.
Hold the SMEGGING PHONE.
Is....... is Maggie supposed to be....
IS MAGGIE CROWLEY’S Mirror?????? Not Azzies???
I mena Im still early in the episode but like....
she’s “pathetically in love” with someone JUSST out of reach.
she’s STUPIDLY protective of Aziraphale and Nina.
she’s standing up to the demons.
“unloved and unloveable”
thinking up plans too get out oof trouble
I’ll get back to y’all on this one. gotta unpause and watch moer.
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thank y’all for you’re kind wrds on this post from yesterday. I just read them and y;all havve made me feell lleess alone <3 allos I am drunk and feeling lonely so AMa while i prep my blog for tmrw and i;ll answer them as I sort my bllog.
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James Potter is a sleepy drunk. Unless there’s some sort of music playing in the pub or their in a club, the man is dozing off at any given moment as soon as he’s had so much as a pint. He needs supervision when he goes toilet because he’s taking a nap every time he’s in there. He promises Sirius and Remus that he won’t fall asleep when they’re leaving and then Peter ends up spend the whole night babysitting.
#marauders#marauders era#james potter#james fleamont potter#sirius black#remus lupin#peter pettigrew#this is very much based off my own drunk antics#I’ve slept on the toilet in every every spoons in my city#Steph’s hcs!
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I know I said I didn’t think buddie was gonna happen in episode 6 “confessions” but at this point give me anything and I’ll be crying Thursday night 😭
#this fucking election I am so drunk rn you don’t even know 💔#911#911 abc#911 season 8#evan buckley#eddie diaz#buddie#more of steph’s random thoughts
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hey..,..,,,, hey,,,..,. hey im holding ur hand so so gently,,,.,,. i need you to listen to american express from two strangers carry a cake across new york and picture college age steph and pete stealing mayor lauter's credit card and going absolutley ham in nyc with his money,,,..,. you gotta do it man..,,, i promise it's gonna help everything
#in my head its at a specific point where steph is 21 and pete is 20 so the can i see some id part is a fun little bit between them#perhaps it is even steph's 21st birthday#starkid#stephanie lauter#lautski#peter spankoffski#npmd#its so CUTE#i think its FUN#just stupid drunk silly college aged lautski ruining Solomon lauter's credit score ghfjskjdlk#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE#DO IT DO IT DO IT#and like pete being slightly less comfortable with reckless spending at first--- it works so good#ughghghgh i cannot animate well enough for this but good god i wish i could#nerdy prudes must die#two strangers (carry a cake across new york)
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liz has fallen asleep on a snapchat group call and every time her bitmoji looks like it's talking we go silent so why the fuck did i go *trump voice (as liz)* "they're eating the dogs. they're eating the cats. and i'm eating glen powell's ass"
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oohhohooojiojoo SHIT
hey agbnag!!
bro all im FELLEING LIKE GREAT
th e vodka thatsed like shit tho
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[gives Ruth a bunch of kisses]
We love you!
( @angel-thestars )
[She collapses into Steph's lap, her face a deep red.]
RUTH: Oh gosh... Steph, I think I'm dead and this is heaven. I don't care about the multiverse zombies anymore, as long as everyone keeps kissing me.
[Steph awkwardly pats her head.]
STEPH: I'm happy for you, but maybe you should care about the zombies anyway. You can't get kissed if you're in another universe.
RUTH: Holy shit... you're right...
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part of a larger image i'm working on but tbh it's pretty great on its own
#steph ocs#steph art#wip#i keep cracking up every time i open clip studio#and seeing their stupid fucking faces#please imagine the frantic flapping of two drunk bats and that's what this image sounds like
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Hmm
#thanks for coming to my ted talk#vent#I know it’s just the 2 am talking#on top of some very shit events occurring today#but I feel like making some decisions that will ruin my life#not in a a danger to myself or others kind of way at ALL don’t worry about that#I mean like#destroying personal relations with my peers kind of way#I’m so utterly and completely fucked#my future roomate bailed on me 2 weeks before school starts#so if anyone wants to live in Muncie#my place is wide open#fucker#what is her problem#like legitimately#I’ve been making myself sick over this for going on#SEVEN HOURS#I can’t sleep#I’ve just been so utterly fucked over I don’t know what to do#and I’m not gonna have even an inkling of a solution until my apartment complex emails me back#and it’s a fucking weekend so who knows when that will be#if I think too hard I’m gonna cry about it#Steph is such a life saver tho. listening to me scream about this and playing video games drunk on call with me#fuck#I’m going to blow my goddamn brains out. but not actually#I guess on the bright side I might get to live alone
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i started going to AA this weekend. i felt myself getting into a bad cycle of getting depressed, drinking, and feeling like shit afterwards. it’s been hard since Kayla passed to feel like i’m not the only Black Femme left in town. that sense of isolation started getting too me and it became too easy to just drink every day, multiple times a day. if i’m getting to the point of requiring a drink on my lunch break to feel “normal” then there’s something evidently wrong. i’ve been trying to keep a singular thought from occurring for months now. what i really need is to sit down and take inventory of my life and feelings. shit is whack. working the steps sucks. but I’m grateful to find myself surrounded by a shit ton of supportive people. i have a soft landing set up for me that i just need to fully embrace. got to do the work work work
#Steph talks#I went to two meetings yday#only planned on one but it was nice#I forgot how at home I feel around a bunch of other drunks and addicts#it’s been like a year and a half since my last meeting#covid made it hard#going to another one tonight at 8#kind of looking forward to it
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Hope y’all had a good Easter Long Weekend <3 I’m drunk and lonely lol
but it’s okay. I got butter chicken and rice, best easter dindin ever.
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Intro post <3
Steph // she her // 21 // queer // Capricorn // esfp
This page is multifandom but I mostly post about Dead Boy Detectives and marauders era hp
I like to write but I’m still working up the nerve to post any of the stuff I’ve written
fuck Jkr
Interests: marauders era hp, dead boy detectives, criminal minds, the owl house, mha/bnha, haikyuu, fullmetal alchemist, atla/alok, pjo (tv), spider man itsv/atsv, Lockwood and co, stranger things, umbrella academy, six of crows, gravity falls, arcane, anime/cartoons, xo kitty, heartbreak high, Derry girls, osemanverse (Heartstopper), tangled, inside job, glitch techs, Steven universe, shadow hunters, the magnus archives, 911
Architecture, literature/poetry, rom-coms, romance novels, sci-fi/fantasy books, tattoos, music, makeup, autumn, matcha, the ocean, the moon, concerts, Conan Gray, Hozier, knitting
Convo posts | headcanons | fic ideas | think pieces lol
#intro post#my tags:#irl convo!!#steph’s hcs!#steph’s fic ideas!#steph speaks#music!!#steph writes#battle against arch!#steph’s drunk adventure!!#answered!!
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[ text : ⭐💚 pete r spankofki my favorite person eve r 💚⭐] : psssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttttttt [ text : ⭐💚 pete r spankofki my favorite person eve r 💚⭐] : ppppppsst hi. hello. [ text : ⭐💚 pete r spankofki my favorite person eve r 💚⭐] : hhhhelllloooo [ text : ⭐💚 pete r spankofki my favorite person eve r 💚⭐] : peete pette peet pete [ text : ⭐💚 pete r spankofki my favorite person eve r 💚⭐] : i miss you 💚and i love eyou 💙 and this party suckks wihout u 💜 what ARE YOU doing wha r u up to
@forwardmoved ~~~ send 🍷 for a drunk text to peter !
#not steph drunk changing his contact and BUTCHERING his name Whoops#also im so sorry i might have gone a little crazy there but you know. i choose chaos#{ FORWARDMOVED | PETE }
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batman says gay rights because I bet you that every pride month at least one Batkid swaps his angsty cape for a pride flag. no one knows which flag will be next, Monday was a Trans Flag, Tuesday was the classic rainbow, and as the week progresses, the 'old' flags are interchanged for new, gaudier ones. Its one of the first times all the kids get along, sitting in a room in the manor, adjusting the flags and carrying out their roles (Jason buys the flags because who's going to question a man built like a double-door fridge? Tim and Steph combine skills to sew them to fit the Batsuit, and the others focus on sneaking them to the Batcave) Bruce, in a true fatherly manner, pretends not to notice.
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Batman, wearing the most insane bedazzled Gay flag as a cape, face blank under his cowl: whats the mission, superman?
Superman: *chokes*
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Some drunk guy on the sidewalk outside a bar: YEAH!! BATMAN SAYS BI RIGHTS!
*Groups outside of the bar cheering*
Batman: :)
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Bruce hits a point where he simply accepts it, and even shows up to a JL meeting with a ridiculous cap balancing precariously atop his cowl saying 'men want me fish fear me' everyone is too scared to comment on it, even if Nightwing (who is over for and obligatory visit) is so obviously trying not to cackle
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about to write peter hale smut wish me luck
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