#drunk!alex gets a tattoo

[mortalscience]

detective alexandra eames is that a tiny tattoo on your shoulder??

[ddejavvu]

Hiii, hope you’re doing well! I’ve been obsessed with rewatching The Nanny and there’s this episode where Fran (the mc) reveals she has a tattoo but not the place, which leads to Maxwell (her love interest who she has an absurd amount of tension with) wondering where it is. Fran teases him constantly, and Maxwell checks her out endlessly and spends his time thinking about the tattoo and how hot it is that she has one. Could you write smth like this for poly!marauders? Maybe when theyre friends or at the start of their relationship. Honestly you could pull so many ideas from this series for fanfic. Thank youu so much!

"It's gotta be a tramp stamp." Sirius decides, "There's no other place on her body she'd be trying to hide from us."

"She could show us her back," James scoffs, "I bet it's, like, on her thigh or something. Y'know, right by the- well, she'd have to take off her pants. That's why she won't tell us."

"Maybe it's between her tits." Sirius snickers, "Or right on her left asscheek."

"Why the left and not the right?" Peter asks, "Maybe it goes across both."

"Right. It's James on one side and Potter on the other." James nods, blinding grin in full force, "She just can't admit that to me or she'd be embarrassed."

"Nice try." Remus had refrained from joining the conversation until now, but he leans in to murmur, "Marlene says she's seen it before."

"Where is it?" Sirius's eyes blow wide, surely jealous of the Gryffindor girl, "And what is it?"

"She wouldn't say." Remus admits, "But that means we're probably right. It's somewhere she can't show us."

"It's confirming our hypothesis." James nods, mouth set in a thoughtful expression, "We're using the scientific method."

"You're a genius," Remus snorts, "Anyways, I'll keep asking around."

"I'll ask Lily," James hums, faux-casually, "I think this time she'll-"

"She'll never tell you. I'll ask Lily." Sirius decides, "And you stick to Alex."

James's nose scrunches in displeasure at the thought of having to interrogate your unsavory ex, but their curiosity is eating them alive. They make to get up and fan out to search for more clues, but you come and plop down on the bench beside Peter, your hand already reaching for one of the breakfast platters.

"Morning boys." You hum, and Remus's eyes catch on black ink dotted over the base of your ring finger, "How was practice, James?"

"What's on your finger?" Remus blurts before James can begin rambling, and he realizes that the ring you typically wear is absent.

"Oh." You glance at your hand, shoulders stiffening slightly as you realize your secret is out, "I forgot my ring."

"That's your tattoo?" Sirius exclaims, incredulous and feeling just a little cheated, "Two letters? On your finger? What's scandalous about that?"

"I never said it was scandalous! I just said it was embarrassing." You defend yourself, "And it is."

"What is it?" James asks, and perhaps he's the only one that could have gotten it out of you, with the gentleness permanently present in his voice.

You groan, "It's the initials of a boy I like, okay?"

Sirius's head jerks back, surprised, "Were you together?" Then his eyes narrow further, "Are you together?"

"No! No, we're not together, he's-" You stammer, stuffing a bite of egg into your mouth to delay the inevitable, "He's not even real."

Silence and confused looks greet you, and you sigh, voice dejected, "He's a character from a book. Okay? And I was a little drunk and I thought it'd be a good idea for a stick-and-poke, but it was not as temporary as I thought it'd be."

"He's pretend." Sirius realizes, glee filling out his expression and making him beam, "You've got a fake man's initials on your ring finger!"

"Here comes the bride," James snickers, "Marrying a bloody book."

"Easy boys, let's not tease her." Remus seemingly takes pity on you, nudging his foot against yours beneath the table, "She's gonna be pretty beat up when he doesn't show for the wedding - we shouldn't make things worse."

[thatguywrites]

Divers + Wags with Male!Tattoo Artist!Reader

Headcannons

Tattoo artists tend to have a lot of tattoos, so these headcannons operate on that assumption

A/N: Guys I haven't written about Lily Zneimer in a week. I'm in heavy withdrawal.

Oscar + Lily

Oscar isn't very vocal about his love of your tattoos, but rest assured, he never stops thinking about them

Lily also isn't very vocal about your tattoos, but she's always looking at them

When it's just the three of you, they'll both be more vocal about it

They'll pin you down on the bed and just ooh and awe about them as if you aren't even there

Lily is open of get some small tattoos, as long as you are the one who does them

Oscar keeps changing his mind on what he wants

One day he wants a sleeve, another he just wants matching couple tattoos, and another day he wants a tattoo like Fernando's samurai back tattoo

Max + Kelly

Probably ended up accidentally encouraging a drunk max to get tattoos

You never tattoo him while he's drunk, but he ends up with a steadfast determination to get you to tattoo him when he's sober

Kelly can't because of her job, but she'll brainstorm with Max for fun ideas that he won't regret

He ends up getting the Barcelona and Zandvoort tracks, along with a small star for each of his championships

He doesn't tell anyone about these besides you and Kelly, but whenever he thinks of them he smiles

If your tattoos aren't colored, Penelope will color them in with washable markers whenever you are over

Especially when she was younger, but she still does it

Kelly ends up managing to get small tattoos on her hip for you, P, Max, and their new baby

Charles + Alex

Charles finds your tattoos very hot

Alex likes them, but Charles drools over them

When they first saw you, your tattoos were definitely one of the main reasons you caught their eye

When they were flirting with you, they got small couples tattoos to spend more time with you

When you joined their relationship, you got another matching one

Like Alex = moon, Charles = sun, you = stars

Every time you get new tattoos done, they make sure you take perfect care of them

Even though you're literally an expert, they just enjoy pampering you with skin care

And maybe keeping you shirtless whenever you get back/chest tattoos

Alex + Lily

They, unlike Oscar and Lily, are very Vocal about their love of your tattoos

They first say you at one of Lily's golf tournaments, and seeing your tattooed arms in a polo shirt made them instantly fall head over heels

Witnessing them attempt to flirt with who they perceived to be the hottest man they had ever seen in their lives was truly a treat

You had also fallen for their antics instantly, but hadn't given in so soon, just so they would keep being so cute and flirting

After just five dates they instantly demanded that you tattoo them

They got matching tattoos with each other first, Lily and F1 car, and Alex a golf club, but they got you to tattoo something relevant to you onto them as well soon enough, and you ended up with a golf club and F1 car yourself

Valtteri + Tiffany

Valtteri always tries to goad you into taking more clothes off by saying he wants to look at your tattoos

You did his What's Next tattoo

You and Tiffany have matching ones

Valtteri loves tracing your tattoos with his fingers when he's half asleep

He claims it helps him sleep

You're pretty sure he's just obsessed with you

Tiffany calls you rabbits but you catch her staring at your tattoos just as much at Valtteri traces them

Valtteri is extremely tempted to just get full sleeves of tattoos, says it would match his brand, but has to wait to retire for that many tattoos

He is now pretty exited for retirement

Taglist: (comment or DM to be added)

Or at least the next winter break

@koalapastries @justaf1girl

[bunny-jpeg]

club tropicana

operations officer alex keller

cw: smut/pwp, summer/vacation fic, drinking & smoking, unprotected sex, (slight) baby trapping, body worship & dirty talk, cowgirl position

bunny says: reblogs & comments are greatly appreciated! i love reading your comments & feedback (considering this is my first time writing mr. keller <3)

this was supposed to be the vacation of a life time. you had won it at a raffle through your school and would be your getaway before your last semester of school! you were so close to your degree that you could almost taste the ink on the diploma.

so of course the little vacation was a delightful treat!

that was when you met alex keller. he was nice, you two would sit at the bar by the pool and drink. and the drinking turned to talking.

"do people ask about the leg a lot?" you asked, a little drunk, "i'm sorry, that must be a really rude question!"

he chuckled and had another sip of his pina colada, "don't worry, beautiful. i can usually tell when people look at me like i'm a freak. when we first started talking, you didn't notice it. so i know you're just a curious little thing."

"i mean." you hiccuped, "if it's anything. the tattoos are good at distracting." you then giggled, feeling heat in your cheeks. you leaned a little closer and looked up to him, "i mean also your arms a huge so i wouldn't worry about it too much!" then gave him a big smile.

little did you know that alex was falling hard for you. but, it wasn't a puppy love or a vacation fling. no, he wanted you to be his wife. and when operations officer keller got his mind on something, he saw it through to the end.

it didn't help that you were so cute in your floral printed bikini. sometimes you wore a large sunhat and heart shaped sunglasses. you were painfully cute, innocent almost.

by the second week of your trip, you two were having sex. it wasn't hard to get you into his hotel room. the first time you two got intimate, you were on the tiled floor of the hotel room in front of alex who had both feet planted on the ground on either side of you.

in front of your eyes was him stroking his almost scary cock. it wasn't like it had devil horns or cobwebs, it was just that you had never seen a cock that big up close.

a nice peachy-pink colour, cut with heavy balls and a nice bit of hair to frame it all. it was the kind of cock you could get addicted to. and for alex, that was the plan. after you gave him the blowjob of a lifetime, he finished you off by putting you in his lap and finger-fucking the living daylights out of you.

by your second orgasm, you wanted to tap out, but he kept you trapped to him. his strong fingers bullying your sweet cunt. "nah, nah, nah. no can do." he said, "you gotta be stronger than that. i think i could get at least another three out of you before you're really done." he then got his second wind and fucked you on your hands and knees. you were drooling into the pillows.

getting a taste of you, was like a shark getting a taste for sea lion blood. the poor prey would be hunted to the ends of the oceans just so the shark could have another taste.

he knew you were a real keeper when you asked about positions that would work for him given his prosthetic. you had such a cute look in your eyes when you asked him, "i don't want it to not be fun for you! i'm very flexible so however you need to do it, we can do it!"

god, you were going to be the perfect mother to his children.

painfully caring, sugary sweet. alex was certain that he had caramels with less of a sugar content than you. but he said that cowgirl was his favourite, not only for his leg but also he liked seeing "pretty fat tits" bounce with every thrust.

it was a day of sun, you two had hung out around the ocean. you dragged one of the reclined beach chairs to be closer to alex. he laughed when you struggled to pull it across the sand, but had an arm around you when you sat in the chair when it was next to his.

now after dinner, your skin felt warmed from the hot sun and you were still in the adorable sundress you brought. alex loved a girl in a sundress.

his hands were on your shoulders after you got your sandals off. your skin felt so warm, it was like touching a familiar sun. it made alex's heart give a gentle' thud' in his chest. he kissed your neck before he hands went to the zipper of the dress.

"you looked more delicious than the buffet. i'm pretty sure they could serve you up for dessert." the zipped was pulled down and you slowly got out of it before you stepped out of the dress when it hit the floor.

you stood there, almost naked in front of your summer fling (re: future husband). you giggled and started to undo the front of his button up shirt. you ran your hands down his toned, slightly hairy chest and felt your core grow hotter.

"you look so good." you giggled.

he reached over and grabbed your ass, "not as good as you." his lips were painfully close to yours, "i wanted to throw you on the table and throw that dress up, and sink into the slick little pussy of yours."

you moaned a little at his words. he got you out of your bra and panties, leaving them with the dress as he led you to the nice hotel bed. you sat on it like you had done a dozen times already. you watched him undress. then you watched him lie onto the bed.

"mmm, c'mon now, pretty girl." he said as he tapped his thigh, as if he was a stallion to ride. he then laughed when you were eager to seat yourself down on his lap.

he grasped his cock and rubbed it up against your wet slit. when the blunt head brushed against your clit you moaned. alex knew it was time to give his pretty wife what she craved for.

close to eight inches of cock.

with a hand on your thigh, he hissed through grit teeth over the feeling of you sinking down on him. a soft noise left your mouth as you planted your hands on either side of his torso to get leverage as you started to move up and down on his impressive size.

he held onto your hips and guided you up and down on his cock. the pleasure was a live wire on your body as you bounced on it. he licked his lips at the feeling of your pussy being a vice around his cock.

you felt like a fucking dream.

well, what else did he expect? of course, the pussy of his future wife was going to be perfect for him.

you really worked his cock, the sight of your breasts moving with every thrust of your hips against him. the heat stained your cheeks as you panted heavily. you looked heavenly.

alex felt the curl of pleasure in his gut as he watched you ride him. you were such a perfect fit for him. it made his heart hammer. he was very lucky that he got to meet his wife at this stupid resort.

"you're so perfect for me." he groaned.

you nodded in response, "you feel great too, alex. you're just so good for me." of course he was, he was your (future) husband after all!

he chuckled and rubbed your hip with his thigh, "well, i guess we're two peas in a pod." before another groan left his lips as you pussy rubbed up against sensitive parts of his cock.

you continued the pace you were working with, your face felt stinging hot and your body felt good all over. a heightened sense of pleasure as you bounced on his cock.

he wanted you every way he could have you and if he got his way by the end of the trip, then he'd have all the time in the world to feel every inch of you.

"such a cute little pussy."

"ah, please, alex!" you whimpered, you were painfully close. so alex took a firmer hold of your hips and moved you up and down his cock. letting him have more control.

your cunt was an enticing thing.

"good girl, all for me." he said in a soft tone that made you feel like you had honey in your skull.

you gave a few more thrusts before your pussy clenched around his cock and you climaxed. you let out such a cute little moan that it almost made alex finish on the spot.

you were just full of so many surprises, weren't you?

he soon after finished inside of you, his cum spurting into the back of your pussy (where is all belonged). he groaned at the rush all over his body. he rubbed the softness of your hips before you got comfortable next to him on the bed.

he pulled the thin white bed sheet over your lower half. he eyed your breasts a little bit, seeing the rise and fall of your chest. it made his cock harden a little bit.

he rubbed your shoulder and gazed at your. his gaze was loving yet obsessive. why wouldn't he be? he wanted to make sure he never forgot every curve of the future mrs. keller.

you spend the rest of your vacation with your future husband between your legs like he had belonged there since the universe was created. it wasn't until you were packing that you realized that neither you or alex had condoms.

and you weren't on hormonal birth control.

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you ended up a long way from home by the end of the summer. your flight back to your home city was changed to where alex was living.

you had a nice gold band with a pretty little diamond in it, alex picked it out for you the day after you arrived back in the sleepy french village he spent most of his time in. you were almost mad at your parents for how well they took it, alex seemed like a great guy when he invited them to come visit. he wanted to know his in-laws.

by september, when you were supposed to go back to campus, you had a hands-y husband trying to see if there was noticeable bump in your middle. as you made him dinner, he'd drape his arms around your waist and poke at your middle.

"c'mon, little guy. daddy wants to feel ya."

you let him feel for the child he made with you on that nice vacation to the bahamas. there were still a lot of secrets to alex keller, but as he invaded your space and kissed at your neck it all seemed to fade away.

after all, he believed that his child needed his father. so you better brush up on your french before the due date. <3

[sallie-nathalies]

Bachelors and Bachelorettes and tatoos

From less tattoed or willing to have one, to more tattoed.

DONT HAVE AND IT'S NOT EAGER TO HAVE ONE:

HARVEY has no tattoos. The needles make him nervous, and he's never felt the need to get one. He prefers to keep things simple and free from the permanent commitment of ink.

MARU has never considered getting a tattoo. The idea just doesn’t appeal to her. For her, tattoos seem like something that lasts forever without serving a real purpose. She values practicality and doesn’t feel the need to mark her skin with something she might regret later.

PENNY It's not eager to the idea. Pam, her mother, has a few tattoos herself, but Penny, consciously and unconsciously, wants to distance herself from her mother’s choices. However, I imagine that once she settled into a stable home, she might reconsider after of couple of years. Maybe she would get a small one, something personal.

ELLIOT doesn’t have any tattoos either. But in this group, he is the one who is more open to getting one, though if it's one with you. You maybe will tell him that getting a couple tattoos is a bad idea, but he will say that it will be okay. After all, there’s something poetic about removing a tattoo linked to a past relationship if things don’t last.

HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT:

ALEX has thought about getting a tattoo, probably related to Gridball. However, he knows that his grandparents wouldn’t approve it, so he just won't do it. He wants to respect their views, he knows that he won't understand tattoos.

LEAH has often thought about getting a tattoo but can’t settle on a design. She worries that whatever she chooses might lose its meaning over time. Even if it has deep significance now, she’s concerned that in a few years, she might grow bored of it. Leah is looking for something with lasting importance, but she just hasn’t found it yet.

EMILY she wants to get a tattoo. But she doesn't want to simply visiting a tattoo parlor, paying for the service, and getting inked. Anyone can do it. She dreams of traveling to an exotic place and earning the right to be tattooed, perhaps as part of a cultural experience.

SAM has piercings but not tattoos. He’s thought about it a lot of times, but he just can’t pick one. He has ideas, like getting a marine symbol to honor his father or the names of his family, including you and your children. He even considered marking important dates or things he loves, like pizza or music. There are so many ideas, but not enough skin for all of them. He’s still waiting for the perfect design to come along that feels truly right.

HAVE AT LEAST ONE:

HALEY has a minimalist tattoo of a sunflower on her wrist. Some people might call it "basic," but she loves it. It’s simple, cute, and holds significant meaning for her. She doesn’t care if others think it’s basic, it's her body and her choice and she loves it.

ABIGAIL has a tattoo that’s hidden from her parents. She got a small sword tattoo after a heated argument with them about her future. It was an impulsive decision, but it gave her a sense of purpose at the time. If you ever marry her, she might add more tattoos to express herself and to cover some of her scars from her adventures.

SHANE has three tattoos. Two of them are Celtic knot designs on his arms, to connect to his Irish heritage. He did another one during a spring break with his best friend (Jas's father). They were drunk, and it was one of those impulsive “hold my beer” decisions. It turned out to be a terrible tattoo, and when you first saw it, you couldn’t help but laugh. But Shane doesn’t want to remove it. He considers it part of his past, and eventually, he plans to add more tattoos, including one of a rooster fighting, to symbolize his victory over past struggles. He also wants to get the names of his children and yours tattooed on his hand, between the thumb and the index like this as a constant reminder of what matters most in his life.

SEBASTIAN has several tattoos, and one arm is completely covered. He loves talking about each one of them to you: the little frog, the woods he grew up in, and the robin bird representing his mother. But his favorite tattoo is the one he got during your honeymoon. He’s the type to prefer an intimate, private ceremony and then go off on an adventure, just the two of you. Afterward, he got a tattoo related to something special you saw during the trip—whether it was flowers, a waterfall, a lost chapel, or an animal. He thinks that even if things don’t work out between you two, the tattoo would always carry a meaningful story, and he could remove it as a way of symbolically letting go.

PLEASE, IF YOU LIKE THESE HEADCANONS, REBLOG AND COMMENT, IT HELPS ME TO GROW!

[the-froschamethyst4]

My Favorite Animal

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COD men Headcanons

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König

My favorite animal is when my almost 7 foot, Austrian Husband, gets in peoples faces whenever they look at me the wrong way or catcall me in front of him

The clip of him getting in a guy face spit flying, red faced, and yelling, you couldn’t hear it because of the music but you can tell that is not a happy König

The same almost 7 foot, Austrian Husband whenever I tell him ‘no’

And the clip is of him playing in your kids sandbox letting the sand run out between his fingers and doing it again

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Ghost

My favorite animal is my 6’4, gruff, Lieutenant Husband whenever he’s on the field

The clip of him gun loaded and pointed at anything, skull mask covering his face but you could tell he was as extremely focused

That same 6’4, gruff, Lieutenant Husband when our kids mess with him and he doesn’t even budge

Clip of Simon sitting on the couch both his daughter on each side of him, one sticking stickers to his mask and the other coloring in his tattoos

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Price

My favorite animal is my golden retriever, Husband when someone picks on our daughter

The clip of Price standing tall, arms crossed over his big and broad chest as he was giving the dad to the bully a good and nice long death stare

The same golden retriever, Husband who wouldn’t let his daughter leave for college

The next clip of him holding his daughter for too long as she trying to push him away and tap on his back to sooth him that she was leaving

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Soap 

My favorite animal is my Scottish Husband when he is fighting

A clip of Soap hitting a punching bag, sweat dripping from his forehead as he keeps hitting with all his might

The same Scottish Husband whenever I don’t give him kisses

The clip of him chin on your chest, looking up at you with puppy dog eyes, bottom lip out and pouting and red eyes…he was drunk and cried for 30 minutes straight because you refused

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Alejandro

My favorite animal is my Mexican, Doberman, Husband whenever a guy gets in my face and tells me all the shit he’ll do to me since I denied him

A clip of Alejandro quite literally kicking ass and taking names, the guys face on the ground bloodied and bruised as Alejandro took a swig of his drink and walked over to you to hug you

The same Mexican, Doberman, Husband when his child is crying

Clip of him on the couch with tears in his eyes wondering if he did something wrong? He was accidentally loud and was apologizing to the baby

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Gaz

My favorite animal is my British, Sargent, Husband when he saw a man harassing a women

The clip of Gaz standing his ground in getting in the guys face, the tips of his fingers digging into the guys chest as the guy was giving a random excuse that didn’t sit right with Gaz

The same British, Sargent, Husband whenever he child tells him ‘no’

The clip was of Gaz sitting on his child’s play mat and his child hitting his arm telling him no and a pout grew on Gaz’s face

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Alex

My favorite animal is my Operations Officer Husband whenever there is someone disrespectful

A clip of Alex sipping on his drink while a guy was yelling at him for being with someone like you but Alex was ignoring him till suddenly Alex broke the glass over the guys head and the clip stops

The same Operations Office Husband whenever his tomato’s didn’t grow

A clip of him sitting in his garden pouting that his tomato’s didn’t grow and you behind the camera trying hard not to giggle at his pouty face

[jusst-you-race]

In one of your chapters of the CC Alex says George once got drunk and went on about how beautiful Lewis’s skin is, maybe that?

these two were sort of similar so i hope you don't mind me answering these with one prompt... i present to you: drunk george <3 (i imagine this was not long after george started working for the magazine, so like two-ish years before ccc is set) for the ccc snippet prompts

George Alex I am in crisis.

Alex are you now

how’s the new years function 

George It’s good.

People keep hanging me champagne.

Alex hanging?

Georgie are you drunk? 

George I am slightly intoxicating.

Intoxicated.

Alex oh this is brilliant 

you’re going to be so upset about this though tomorrow 

George Probably I will be yes.

But everyone is being nice.

They are all also drink.

Alex is someone looking after you?

George Yes. 

Lewis.

Alex oh the hot fashion guy? 

George Hot is not an accurate description.

Alex I mean I have eyes George 

George No I mean it is not enough.

He is beautiful. 

Exquisite.

Alex only you would use words like exquisite while drunk

George There is no other appropriate word.

You haven’t even seen him in person.

He’s so prettier.

Alex oh my god 

tell me more Georgie 

George His skin.

Alex okay not where I thought we were going 

George It’s so smooth and clean.

Clear?

Whatever.

It looks so touchable.

Alex touchable…

George Yes. How does he not have a single wrinkle?

Even you have wrinkles.

Alex wtf ouch? 

do I?

oh my god am I ageing badly?

George But he has beautiful soft looking skin.

And such a pretty colour.

And his tattoos!

So many tattoos.

I could look at them forever.

Alex where did you go?

Alex sorry I had to go look in the mirror for those wrinkles

fuck you for pointing those out 

George I want Lewis to fuck me.

Alex GEORGE 

oh you are absolutely cooked

hey can you tell Lewis to help get you home for me please?

I think it’s bed time.

George Okah. 

I will tell lovely Lewis.

Alex you do that buddy

home time for Georgie 

George He has cleavage tonight.

Alex I’m sure he does 

let’s stop staring at Lewis’s boobs and get yourself home to bed yeah?

George It’s a nice thing to stare at.

Alex uh huh 

have you told Lewis you need to go home now?

George Yes mum.

Alex lovely 

keep me updated 

George Lewis smiled at me.

Alex keep me updated on your trip home idiot

this is so funny I’m absolutely saving this for future bullying purposes 

George Meanie.

Alex yup ❤️

[rookiesbookies]

Alex Keller horny head cannon

Alex Keller headcannons for my lovely mutual?

Of course @shotmrmiller <3

Alex is the type of man to get you in bed, get frustrated with his fake leg, and suddenly throw it when you’re making out.

“Sorry, sweet cheeks, I had to get rid of that thing.”

Before going back to making out with you.

So I’ll answer the questions I did for the others

He’s cut. The scar from where he was cut makes a ridge. The top third of his dick is nice and pink. His dick has a pretty uniform thickness but the tip is a nice large mushroom tip.

Oh the pop it makes coming out of your sloppy wet cunt after you’ve ridden him into a frenzy with your new little bench with elastic to help you bounce easier, so out of it his balls are red and his tip angry. His mouth is a drooling, babbling mess just like his dick. He groans as the cold air hits it.

His back flat against pillows, the energy to sit up long gone.

There’s only one piercing I see him with and he probably got his ears pierced. He considers a tongue or eyebrow piercing every time he’s piss drunk but always gets talked out of it. Got in the piercing chair for a frenum piercing once but as they cleaned it he sobered up, pull his pants up, and made a B lines back to where you two were staying.

Farah called him a chicken.

Also play with his hair, mess up his staple fluff and make it messy. Make him beg. Use him, he craves to be given orders and used. All he does is give orders, give him some. Use him like a toy. Your pleasure is his, your existence brings him pleasure. Just PLEASE use him, he’ll beg for it.

He loves when you’re in control, he doesn’t have to think, he just follows your lead and it makes him feel so good because you always know just want to do. He loves you when you domestically boss him around.

What does he loves more, you may ask? He loves when you trace the tattoos on his arms. When he feels you trace the tattoo on his collarbone it makes him shiver. Its simple, just the same information as his dog tags, but under it has the words “if lost please return to:” with your name and information. He got it one night drinking with his team, it was stupid but he loves being possessed and claimed. Belonging to something and someone. Sometimes more than just finding a purpose.

Hope you love it my lovely mutual.

Masterlist is pinned on profile as always, don’t forget to leave me a comment or a request in my inbox to let me know what yall want to see!

[heykaya]

Degrees of Lewdity Screenshots

See also: Degrees of Lewdity - Text Based Masterpost

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Alex Somnophilia scene

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Breaking down to Alex

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Rejecting High Rage Avery

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❗️Avery's Date - Game Night: Avery Wins/Remy's Masked Party

Avery's Date - Game Night: Bailey Wins

Avery's Date - Game Night: Leighton Wins

❗️ Avery's Date - Game Night: Quinn Wins

Avery's Date - Fine Dining

Avery's Date - Ballroom Show Off

Avery's Date - Hotel Room

Dismissing Avery

🌲 Eden the Hunter 🪵

Meeting Eden through Bailey

Recaptured by Eden - Low Love, No Permission (Forest)

Recaptured by Eden - Town Stalking Event

Recaptured by Eden - Town (Low Love)

Recaptured by Eden - Town (High Love)

Eden locks you in a cage

Making Breakfast for Eden

Bathtime with Eden

Eden Re-Collars You

Eden hunts you in the forest (virgin PC)

Eden comforts high trauma PC

Eden saves you from the Underground Farm

Eden saves you from the Asylum - Bomb Method

Eden saves you from the Asylum - Towel Method

Eden saves you from a non-con encounter in the forest

Going on a date in town

Scamming Eden

👁 Kylar the Loner 🦠

💛 Sydney and Kylar kiss

Meeting Kylar (Bullied at school, Bumping into him)

Kylar sniffs your bedsheets

Kylar sees you streaking in the park

🧸 Robin the Orphan 👶

💛 Avery vs Robin

Meeting Robin (Shopping Centre, Lemonade Stand, School Canteen, Orphanage)

Rescuing Robin from the Docks

Bailey's Punishment (PC & Robin) - Intro

Bailey's Punishment (PC & Robin) - Punishment 1: Dinner Party

Bailey's Punishment (PC & Robin) - Punishment 2: Eden & The Landfill ⟡ Part 1 ⟡ Part 2 ⟡

Bailey's Punishment (PC & Robin) - Punishment 3: Remy's Farm & The Pillory ⟡ Part 1 ⟡ Part 2 ⟡ Part 3 ⟡ Part 4 ⟡

Bailey's Punishment (PC & Robin) - Punishment 4: The Underground Brothel

Robin's Trauma

Robin finds the player at the Brothel

⛪️ Sydney the Faithful/the Fallen 👅

💛 Sydney and Kylar kiss

Meeting Sydney (School Library, Passing Out, Attending Mass)

Leighton's Spanking

Swimsuit Shopping

Defends you from a Perverted Monk

❗️Temple Advancement - PC becomes an initiate ⟡ Part 1 ⟡ Part 2 ⟡ Part 3 ⟡

Sydney comforts high trauma PC

Passing out in the school library

Pure Path: Rite of Promise

Pure Path: Rite of Promise - Broken Promise/Cheating on Sydney

Sydney and Doctor Harper

Sydney gets bullied in school

🖕 Whitney the Bully 👄

💛 Whitney vs Avery

Dismissing Whitney + seeing him in the Underground Brothel

Sending Whitney to the Pillory

——————————— ~* NPCs *~ ———————————

Bailey the Caretaker

Annoying Bailey

Bailey's Payments when you live at the temple

Bailey at the Park

Doren the English Teacher

Doren's Concern (unlocking Doren's flat)

Jordan the Monk/Priest

Watching Jordan Shower

Jordan gives you oral (Fallen Angel Transformation)

Mason the Swimming Teacher

Unlocking Mason's Pond

Hanging out with Mason

Everybody swims nude in school

Locker Raid + Mason's Shame (stealing underwear & getting dirty with Mason)

Mason Removes Winter's Chastity Belt

Leighton the Headteacher

Blackmailing Leighton

Being Blackmailed by Leighton

Sending Leighton to the Pillory

Mickey the Hacker

Meeting Mickey (Police Infiltration Quest, Negative Fame)

Remy the Farmer

Returning to the Underground Farm after escaping

River the Maths Teacher

Unlocking the soup kitchen

Maths Competition

Masturbating in class to make River faint

River's Soup Kitchen scenes

Meeting River (School, Soup Kitchen)

Winter the History Teacher

Meeting Winter (School, Museum)

Masturbating in Class - Winter's Chastity Belt

Wooden Horse Demonstration

Ducking Stool Demonstration

Wren the Smuggler

Meeting Wren (Docks, Remy's Estate, Prison)

Wren cums first - submitted by kingdomofpink

screenshots are free to repost on other websites/to use in your own content. no permission or credit needed :)

(If any links are broken please let me know.)

[ursulanoodles]

Stardew Valley Bachelor Headcanons: Piercings

My stab at some silly piercing headcanons. Slightly NSFW. 18+

Alex: Since he’s athletic, he’d be really choosy about which piercings he gets. Definitely doesn’t want something that could be easily ripped out/tugged on during games or practice. Nipple piercings are out for this guy. I also think he’d go for simple piercings, nothing overly adventurous.

Ear lobes, orbital, snug, maybe traditional tongue piercing (iykyk😜)

Elliott: Like Alex, I can’t see Elliott having anything too adventurous. He seems like a more laid-back and pretentious (in a good way) kind of guy. Definitely vain. He would get piercings purely for aesthetic reasons.

Nostril, ear lobes, orbital, snug, tragus, daith, helix

Harvey: Absolutely not. He’s far too worried about the infections and negative health effects that piercings could cause.

Sam: Sam strikes me as the kind of guy who would get anything and everything just for the fun of it (and maybe even on a dare).

Anything on the ears (including plugs/spacers/gauges), nipples, septum, nostril, labret, medusa, lip, eyebrow (horizontal or traditional), earl

Tongue: viper piercing, frenulum, or tip.

Genital: Dydoe, frenum, lorum - aesthetic and pleasurable

Sebastian: Sebastian, like Sam, would be more adventurous than most of the bachelors but less adventurous than Sam. He’s way more into tattoos than piercings.

Ears: plugs/spacers/gauges, lobes, forward helix, daith, tragus/anti, snug, helix

Nostril, lip (or snakebites), nipples, tip of the tongue

Genital: Maybe dydoe or frenum - for your pleasure

Shane: More conservative with piercings than Sam or Sebastian, but still into them. That being said, he also strikes me as the kind of guy who might secretly be afraid of needles: no logical reasoning, just vibes.

Plugs/spacers/gauges, industrial, helix/forward, daith

Maybe traditional tongue for your pleasure😉(he really likes to give head, okay?)

Genital: Dydoe, frenum, or Prince Albert. He was drunk when this happened. His partner(s) seem to enjoy it, so he keeps it.

** Assuming the bachelors are cis

These are my headcanons. If you don't like them, feel free to keep scrolling. No need to be hateful.

Dividers here

[auspicioustidings]

Fics and drabbles that lay in the realm of fluff, at most slight suggestiveness, but generally PG friendly.

Fics

Satin and Lace (Pirate AU) - Graves feeling a little bad about kidnapping reader to deliver to König, little bit of 141 at the end Mandatory Dungeons and Dragons - D&D with the 141 Wine Talking - Ghoap during retirement, more of a drabble

Drabbles

Price Vegas marriage with Price Fem!Price domesticity Meet cute Price Price transitioning after retirement

Ghost Arcade rival with Simon Simon with depressive episode reader Meet cute Simon Retired baker Simon Happy in a relationship Ghost

Gaz Cooking competition with Gaz Meet cute Kyle

Soap Halloween pranks with Soap Potential step-bro Soap Omega Soap wanting an omega Meet cute Johnny Diet chat Soap Soap with a desi girl

TF141 Holiday with stranger 141 Alien!141 x astronaut!reader  Halloween party attack Rock paper scissors for boyfriend duty 141 Caught in lockdown with 141 Christmas cuteness with 141 And Christmas cuteness once more Living alone in a cottage with 141 barrelling in Book club Retired active combatant turned HR reader Accidental kidnapping Zookeeper!141 Holding the train door with 141 Horse training for 141 141 next gen Reincarnation AU Haunting the 141 Warzone dog owner Mafia AU Private security 141 Flight operation  Most kids contest Wingdog Soap Found wallet Paranormal investigator reader

Ghoap Retired!Ghoap Reader and Soap trying to flirt with Ghost Ghoap love at first bite

Other Admin reader who gets ill x everyone she has to nag Gaz learning gaelic for Soap Thought on ‘rasslin AU Werewolf!Konig and Vampire!Horangi x vet!reader Farah looking after high on morphine Alex Dungeon attraction Drunk tattoo

[wanderingblindly]

Spontaneity for the WIP game!!💛💛

(WIP list)

GAH ok so this is one of those ones where I've had the idea since summer, but I've never nailed down the actual Tone in my head. I'm not sure how to word it better, but there's a thin distinction between understanding a concept (the characters, the plot) and the words needed to execute it. And I've never seemed to find The Words.

Anyways, the idea has been thus: Tattoo artist lando x Just Some Guy Oscar.

Oscar stumbles into Lando's studio piss drunk after his long term gf broke up with him for being "too boring", and now he's just.... a bit lost. He's a bit lost and in a bit of an existential crisis; what about him is boring? How does he get Un-Boring??????

Cue Lando, decided not boring looking, who's managing the shop by himself that night. He turns Oscar away -- he won't tattoo someone who's drunk -- but gives him his card; if Oscar wants to come back when he's sober, Lando promises to make room in his schedule.

The over all vibe is like... a slight ensemble vibe in terms of the broader studio (Yuki and Lando as co-owners, Alex working the front desk, George as the piercer who always insists on wearing a three piece suit like some annoying 2010s Seattle hipster). With the added bonus of Oscar coming by day after day and... "consulting" about his tattoo (with Alex pointedly noticing that Lando's never had a consultation take longer than a single appointment).

I've not written much, but here's a bit of a potential intro! tone pending:

Spontaneity

"What?" Oscar finally asks, coughing at the newfound dryness in his throat. "I was gonna, uh. Jus' looking." The words slur together, one long sound off a lazy, heavy tongue.

"Right, yeah." The man leans forward against the desk, forearms and hands so clearly on display.

He's tan, skin golden beneath its ornate adornments. Oscar's not sure what the designs are, blacks and reds mixing in a sea of confusion, but it's everywhere – from his elbows down to his knuckles, disappearing up the wide-cut sleeve of his shirt, begging Oscar to find out where it ends –

He rests his chin in his hand, looking over at Oscar with unreadable eyes.

His hands are massive. Oscar wonders if that's part of what makes him so hard to look away from – so decidedly not boring.

He looks down at his hands, fair and delicate; not small by any means, but slight – narrow, arguably too-long nails making his fingers look elongated but not sturdier. Oscar can't exactly change that about himself.

Oscar looks up, stumbling back against the door a bit. "I wan' a tattoo."

"Nope."

"What?"

"Don't tattoo people that can't stand, mate." The man says, eyes racking up and down Oscar's body like he's something on display; it makes him shiver.

"I'm standing righ'ere." Oscar tries to stand away from the door to prove his point, tilting a bit sideways, stumbling over his feet before catching himself against a glass case.

[ninacarstairss]

an incomplete list of things that will make me go feral if they’re included in the movie:

alex pulling henry in the red room and “impugning his virtue” against a painting of alexander hamilton and amy out the door pretending not to know what that horny little bitch of fsotus is up to

henry offering to get out of alex’s life to make it easier for him and alex brushing it off, only to realise later what henry was truly offering him and how stupid he was not to see it

oscar talking to alex at the lake house. oscar seeing him and accepting him. alex looking at henry, nora and june (yes i know she’s not in the movie just let me dream. he can be looking at henry, nora and pez too) and feeling like his world is complete. the night on the porch swing. sometimes you just jump and hope it’s not a cliff. the night in the lake. the little stone of certainty alex feels in his chest as he’s making breakfast.

yeah so just the lake house part

uma thurman delivering a power point presentation about dating the prince of england and alex running out when she brings up protections and pamphlets

jesus, could you stop being an obtuse fucking asshole for, like, twenty seconds?

so glad you flew here to insult me—

i fucking love you, okay?

the issue of le monde that henry keeps on his nightstand from the first time they woke up together

i want you. then fucking have me—

alex waking up in kensington in an empty bed, henry coming back, looking at alex and going “your hair in the morning is truly a wonder to behold” before making the world’s best declaration of love

“When he got older, he learned about love as a strange thing that could fall apart no matter how badly you wanted it, a choice you make anyway. He never imagined it'd turn out he was right both times.” there is like a 0,1% chance of this making it into the movie but i have this tattooed on my skin and it would be so perfect to see it on screen

alex saying in front of the fucking queen that he wants henry’s children

henry rambling about art and history in the v&a and alex pulling him into a kiss because he just loves him so much

i’m taking a picture of a national gay landmark. and also a statue

alex panicking about henry having to enlist

shaan having to dislodge philip from the chandelier when henry comes out to him

i’ve been gay as a maypole since i came out of mum, philip

henry’s obsession with jaffa cakes and mr wobbles

the memories email. I took that down to the gardens. I pressed it into the leaves of a silver maple and recited it to the Waterloo Vase. It didn't fit in any rooms.

alex being a brat about the turkeys “put them in my room put them in my room put them in my room”

And then, inexplicably, you had the absolute audacity to love me back. Can you believe it?

alex calling henry at christmas and telling him all about his family drama and henry simply telling him that he did his best, the only thing he really needed to hear

most things in this world are awful . but you are good

alex’s list of things he loves about henry (especially points 16 to 18)

henry writing down the list in the email and then calling henry anyway because he knows he likes to have these things written down but he needs to talk to him

alex kissing henry in front of a giambologna

Sería una mentira, porque no sería el.

the drunk bad metaphors about maps email

alex being summoned by the president after the email leaks and ellen just asking him “are you okay?”

alex’s whole family being there for him after the email leaks, hugging him through a panic attack and allowing him to be himself after a traumatic event that had to be dealt with in a strategic political way

or so help me God I will personally make your balls into fucking earrings. zahra you fucking queen

the call from the plane. “sweetheart” he hears henry’s exhale over the line. “hi love. are you okay?”

alex and henry running to hug each other as soon as alex gets to kensington

i won’t lie. not about you. alex and henry saying at the same moment that they want to do this, they want to tell the truth, because lying about this is not an option

the little touches between them. whether it’s holding hands beneath a buchkingham palace table or hugging in a closed room or pressing a knee agains the other in a public place, because that is a tether, a gravity that makes the world make sense

bea’s speech about grief and how it’s like a pie. i want to cry really hard

numbers on one of us getting involved in a sex scandal before the end of second term?

henry sticking out his chin in that defiant way

I love him, with all that, because of all that. On purpose. I love him on purpose.

"Plus we banged it our last night” shaan and zahra being a power couple

bea dumping the tea pot on philip and going “all that cocaine i did must have really done a job on my reflexes!”

the han and leia mural

dc dykes on bikes chasing protesters

To you, specifically, I say: I see you. I am one of you. As long as I have a place in this White House, so will you. I am the First Son of the United States, and I'm bisexual. History will remember us.

alex’s face being plastered on chocolate bars and thongs with henry’s after the royal suitor photos

henry telling alex he’s opening the queer shelters worlwide. henry telling alex he bought a brownstone in brooklyn

the flashbacks to election night 2016 when alex saw zahra crying and all those women taking in the moment their first madam president was elected

alex and henry biking through austin, alex opening the door to his childhood home with henry by his side

a little flash forward into their future and alex calling henry the love of his life, henry choosing the place for a credenza in his brownstone, going on vacations together and falling in love all over again, savouring their time together with no fear of getting caught, june and nora finally kissing and alex being shook at pez’s comment, henry realising he doesn’t want to ever go back, henry listening to alex talk to his mum about marriage when he has also bought a ring, henry and alex buying a house far from the public eye, having the quiet life they never had, june subletting the brownstone to be closer to pez and nora, “you and me”

[quigzahhutt]

mpreg (does that count as a kink?? im counting it) and sargebon bc its all ive been thinking abt lately but i cant express it well enough to write it and i know you will do it justice

mpreg and/or breeding is a popular request today ... and i am not complaining :)

sargebon mpreg smut (kind of?) read at ur own risk, u have been warned

The first press of Alex's cock into Logan's hole is unbelievable; they've done this countless times before, but knowing it's different this time is... overwhelming.

Logan had pulled him aside a few months ago, slid his left hand into Alex's right, and the cold metal of his wedding ring against Alex's fingers where they were laced together was dizzying; it still is, honestly.

It still feels like a dream to think about– the fact that they're married and living together in a ritzy flat in Monaco. They're officially an item, no longer just a couple, a pair of adults who don't know what they're doing, teammates.

And as he was stuck in an emotional haze, caught up in the touchy feelings of having a husband, Logan had asked about having kids, and Alex suddenly felt like he was back in F1, taking an ice bath in a silly inflatable pool, practically naked in front of four different cameras. Completely and utterly out of his depth.

They had a conversation about it– numerous conversations, actually, long ones about the logistics, the realities and fantasies of it all, before eventually coming to a mutual conclusion.

And now here they are, tender bodies tucked against each other, filling the gaps and missing places of the other person, skin touching skin as the sun sets out the window.

Although, it is overcast out, so the sunset isn't anything special, but it feels like... like Alex knows they don't need it for this to be significant, that this is special all on its own even if the sky outside is an ugly color.

The warmth of Logan's hole is suffocating without a condom; Alex almost feels like he can't move or else he might hurt himself, that he might pull out and find the head of his cock charred and burnt.

"Alex- move," Logan gasps out, wrapping his legs around Alex's torso and fucking himself back on his cock.

It works, and Alex is pulling out and thrusting back in like it's his first time ever doing it; the movement is choppy, and it punches a groan from his chest, something that steals all his breath and leaves him heaving.

Logan isn't any better off; he's breathing just as heavily, and his fingers are digging into Alex's shoulders like he thinks he might disappear, leaving behind an crescent indentation of his fingernails.

"You okay down there?" Alex huffs, the end of his sentence swerving off into a breathless chuckle as he rests his forehead against Logan's, and the smile he gets in return is something he wishes he could tattoo on his brain for the rest of his life.

Because it's absolutely beaming, full of teeth, and lazy, and it's the most relaxed Logan has looked in years.

"More than. How couldn't I be when you're about to knock me up?" Logan says, still smiling with ease.

And he says it so naturally and it feels like a punch to the gut; the realization that Logan is made for this, made to be with Alex, made to be his, made to be pregnant and a mother and its all so overwhelming.

Alex has to tuck his face into Logan's neck because he feels like if he looks into his eyes any longer he might burst into flames, or maybe say something stupid and ridiculous that would definitely kill the mood immediately.

Instead, he steels himself, hikes Logan's legs up higher against his hips and then plants his arms on either side of his head.

"Are you ready?" Alex asks breathlessly, drunk on joy and a brand new feeling blooming in his chest, something he's never felt before.

And Logan just looks up at him, the skin around his eyes crinkled in the way that he loves oh so much, and the expression on his face tells Alex everything he needs to know.

this prompt completely ran away from me I'm so sorry if this isn't what u were looking for anon😭😭

[eliotquillon]

HIVE BIRTHDAY BUNDLE 2024: LAURA BRAND (+ yellow)

picrew credit

Playlist:

(I don’t have Spotify so this is just a list of songs haha)

-Anthems For a Seventeen Year Old Girl (Broken Social Scene)

-Sweet Hibiscus Tea (Penelope Scott)

-Casual (Chappell Roan)

-ballad of a homeschooled girl (Olivia Rodrigo)

-You’re Not Good Enough (Blood Orange)

-Francis Forever (Mitski)

-Motion Sickness (Phoebe Bridgers)

-Ribs (Lorde)

-lacy (Olivia Rodrigo)

-Girl so confusing (Charli XCX)

-Not Strong Enough (boygenius)

-I Want You To Love Me (Fiona Apple)

-Racetrack (Beach Bunny)

-I Wait For You (Alex G)

-Two Slow Dancers (Mitski)

Fanfic:

one year later - 5.4k - a character study of Laura in the year between Bloodline and the epilogue. Obvious spoilers for bloodline. Rated T; brief reference to sex (seriously, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it brief)

Further prompts/headcanons:

-Laura and Wing have a competition to see which one of them knows Otto best; the loser has to tell Franz they want to be re-subscribed to his monthly email newsletter of Very Important Life and Fitness Tips

-Shelby convinces Laura they should get matching tattoos; what do they get?

-Laura once goaded Shelby, Otto and Wing into playing Drunk Poker with her, beat them all at poker, drank them all under the table, and still had no hangover the next morning. Obviously Shelby and Otto took this with grace and decorum and humility :)

-Laura’s a good cook, but hopeless at following a recipe, and once almost killed Nigel because she forgot to tell him about the peanuts she put in her stirfry

-AU where Laura is never caught hacking the nuclear early warning system, and ends up working for MI6 instead - do her and Otto still cross paths?

-Despite being great with computers Laura is actually terrible at video games and very embarrassed about it

-Laura likes a lot of ‘dad music’ - Rolling Stones, Oasis, Blur, Queen, etc - and this is a HUGE point of contention for Shelby when they’re on a roadtrip together

-Olympics AU - what sport does she compete in? (and why is it something horse-related)

-“I ran into Mandy McTavish the other day - you know, the girl who was spreading all those rumours about me - and you’ll never believe what she had to say…”

-The reason why Laura does so badly in all her vehicle simulator tests is because they make her VIOLENTLY motion sick; she’s a decent driver IRL, but Otto still refuses to get in a car with her

-Laura eventually helps Pike work on developing the third generation AI for HIVE 3.0 in exchange for a no-strings-attached IOU from Nero. What does she cash it in for?

Thank you so much Mitch (@dr-nero-is-god) for hosting!!

[tamaverse]

hey human bill cipher fan designers

very very minor book of bill spoilers IM TALKING MINOR i dont have my copy yet because the uk SUCKS!!!! so its stuff ive stumbled across

listen. hear me out. im all for fun always so literally do WHATEVER U WANT!!! but like. again hear me out

i think ppl should do human designs where hes Some Guy. like hes odd and unnatural bcs hed never have his own human body. like think abt it right? in the situation where he could have a physical form, be all powerful and all that, he didnt choose to be human!!! he became a pyramid!!!! AND THEN THE AWESOME MONSTER PYRAMID!!!

100% he'd possess someone before giving himself a human form. and he's possessed ford and welll.. he went crazy with that. tattoos and stuff. getting drunk. and with dipper it was like injury after injury... so just being some guy makes more sense and he would TOTALLY mess w that body too. like he's a dealmaker!! it's a whole thing!! he'd TOTALLY hop from human body to human body!

and yeah he totally could be classy yknow. im not saying dont give him a fancy suit or the token bowtie and all that... but you should totally throw in random elements because thats the fun and beauty of it. just being some guy!!!

make him a girl!! give him crazy dyed hair!!! tattoos!!! or none!! diverse body types!! different races!! give him CRAZY clothes that look like theyre from the 80s!!! hell, draw urself but if u were possessed by bill cipher...

i just think why rid the cool demon character that we all think rocks of.. yknow, who and what he is? why make a guy who is just so incredibly nonhuman... human?

and this gives soooo much room for aus too! think about it... could be cool.....

like yeah fandom tumblr twink bill cipher is such a thing alex made fun of it twice with the like. 'canon' design and also even in journal 3 where ford talks about him (LOL...)... and i do see some really awesome unique designs too! but they do often kinda fall into the same elements so often...

so just dont be scared to branch out!!! yknow!! GET WEIRD!!!