#drowning in this bastard

[brewed-pangolin]

More of this bastard for @glitterypirateduck SoapItUp Challenge.

Used prompt 20.

18+ MDNI

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Gym Rat Soap only ever wants to be your spotter when you're doing rounds on the bench press.

First and foremost, for safety reasons. He can bench twice your weight, easily. So it's obvious if you need assistance, he can provide it.

But mostly, it's because he's a selfish little bastard and loves to see you looking up at him.

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Your gorgeous eyes strained and focused. So reminiscent to the way you look with his cock nestled deep within your throat.

Those soft whimpers escaping your lips as he grips your hair, guiding you further down to take him to the base.

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Your trained gaze shifts slightly. Using the last remnants of your sanity to count down as the sight of his growing bulge in his sweaty gym shorts takes the forefront of your attention.

"Jus' a little more," he instructs with a heavy growl. "Gimme me one more round, and I'll reward ya by benchin ya on me cock."

I'm drowning. Send help.

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[raven0usravi0lii]

this, too, is brookhaven

[bucksboobs]

Crocomom AU where after years of arguing with young Luffy, Garp comes up with a compromise: Luffy can be a pirate only if he aims to become a Warlord of the Sea. So, Garp is like “Well if you’re going to be a Warlord you’re going to have to do it by climbing the ranks so I’m putting you with the only one of them I think could do right by you: Sir Crocodile.” And that’s how Mister 0.5 joins Baroque Works.

[diaryofamadsunwukongfan]

One big, happy family/s

[unvexes]

sink or swim, teddy.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

because of course OceanGate guy is the son of an oil magnate

[cosmicbrowni3s]

bucky was frl going thru it in cacw liiiike 😭 bro had his own flat, his own whisk, fridge n everything and everything went to shit cs z*mo wanted to be a bitch

[tumblersleftboob]

Obviously Armand lied and didn't save Claudia cause he didn't want to but I forgive him

How could I not when he's looking like this

[sparklecryptid]

Imagine how fem!Regis would work in AtB verse.

What I mean is that there are some very confused women because sure they had sex with an LC but that was a woman so how did they get pregnant and also why is their kid sneezing fireballs.

(Uncle Ardyn will have to add a new and very embarrassing part of the Talk for his nieces.)

Ardor's mother: You know I only agreed to teach Regis how to *ahem* perform well because I was certain I would not get pregnant. It seems however that was not to be the case.

Thanatos' mother: If my son destroys the world with whatever invention he makes blame his other mother not me.

Persephone's mother: *vividly imagining setting Regis on fire*

Mercury's mother: ........My kid just set a scientist on fire. With her mind. Well. Guess I have to murder that guy now so he doesn't snitch on my kid.

Bard's mother: *stares at her child who makes images come to life through song* I KNEW something was up when the birth control failed - fucking princesses and their big eyes -

Jules mother: *comforting her crying child because Jules at the age of 6 just sent a bully into a wall.*

Jupiter's mother (who is a member of Clan Bellum and Sonitus' mother as well): Well if shit goes sideways we can always go get the Khara's, huh Kat?

Katrina: *pretending that she does not know about another Lucis Caelum wandering the islands* As long as they don't touch our kids they can do whatever they want with the Queen.

[hitwiththetmnt]

Back, P14, next

@yorshie

[thegaycondor]

sometimes i just remember that multiple of my friends, my sister, and many 'which crow are you' quiz's have told me i'm kaz and i just

[nopeleavemealoone]

Thus Always To Tyrants by the Oh Hellos

[personwho1s]

Leucy in his casual wear

[faghettiandmeatballs]

Once again thinking about how Wyll lost his eye while fighting the cultist at 17 and tried to tell his father what happened, taking him to where the battle was, only for it to look like nothing happened.

But he lost his eye, clearly something happened.

And Ulder could only see that his child made a pact with a devil and banished him from the city he sacrificed his eye for.

[politemagic]

universe really said "awww you're having a good day? let me change that 🥰" then sends a goddamn SCORPION FALLING FROM THE ROOF OF MY CAR TO STING MY FUCKING LEG

[davexd]

Creeping my pasta