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Regarding my reblog about the cold vs the heat: yes. The cold is better. Literally i am allergic to the cold and the cold is fucking better than being forced to strip down to a sports bra and boxers because it’s too fucking hot. I’ve been in a heatwave since like Tuesday. I have two fans and an air conditioner going. I am still hot. The heat is unrelenting and unavoidable.

The cold is avoidable. I can avoid it. I can bundle up in layers. I can stay in my house. I can avoid the cold in ways I cannot with the heat. And sure. I might have hives on my face the entire time when it drops below 5C but you know what? At least I’m not hot.

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"to be loved is to be changed" but as in a horrific unasked for transformation. 🤍. btw.

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Welp...

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People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

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A lot of Americans I’ve seen online get upset that Canadians are boycotting their alcohol or not going to the USA for holidays and I’m just like. And? Your president has repeatedly threatened to annex our country and seems intent on causing harm to our economy, why would we want to spend our money on American industry when shit like that is going on?

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im boycotting everytbing because im broke youre welcome

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i had a dream that tumblr implemented a new feature where you could put physical items in someone's ask box so you could send handwritten letters and notes and stuff, but in practice you ended up needing to clean out your ask box weekly because people would just fill it with stuff like wet leaves and sand and ketchup

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Americans you have to stop thinking everything is about you

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just restocked some block printed patches ❤️✨

etsy

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'forever young gifted and black,' nina simone cd packaging, printed 2006.

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thoughts on Katy Perry/Justin Trudeau?

It genuinely doesn't even compute. It gives me a feeling of unreality. Lots of things nowadays make me feel like "we can't be living in the real world, this can't be happening" but this is by far the most lowest stakes thing that makes me feel that way

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DAN HENG FINALLY GETS THE TAIL HE DESERVES IM SCREAMING CRYING

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Dionysus child moose? Dionysus child moose

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Hey, so, I never finished the pjo series, so I'm missing tiny lore bits even if i know what happened on the large scale...

The gods have gold blood, right? So, did the books ever say what color they BRUISE?

They can get injured, so they DO probably bruise, but I can't think of what colors gold based blood would make while healing, even if its really rapid and blooms and fades super fast...

I don’t recall if it did! But I am immensely fond of the idea of their bruises either healing real quick OR and, bear with me here, to continue the metallic theme, go bronze or various shades of copper and then heal within an hour or so.

(I also have this fun headcanon that when demigods are close to immortality or lean too much on their godly heritage their blood starts to turn various shades of bronze)

Anyway! Hope that helped!

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He’s just a guy (that does remember every time he died before this life and can also create ‘phantoms’ of his past lives that can interact physically with the world around them) and he thinks causality is a little bitch (can and will break the rules governing this pantheon even if it costs him his sanity and life)

Made from

Nobody needs to encourage me to write the ‘college aged Percy gets a Dio kid as a roommate (because New York rent and also plot reasons) only Dionysus doesn’t know said kid existed for Plot Reason but Ariadne did and helped protect said kid but it wasn’t enough to combat The Horrors so the kid KNOWS who their father is but was a BIT TOO BUSY SURVIVING to give too much of a damn and also said kid remembers their past life and really Didn’t Wanna Deal With PJO series Bullshit so they decided Not To but got roped into doing a DIFFERENT THING that helped CHB and the Romans during the wars and that is to say:

Roommate gets dragged to Olympus on a Field Trip (they are visiting Annabeth) and shoved in front of Dionysus while Percy goes on a rant about not being a deadbeat dad.’

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I don’t need to make this a Dionysus child that can free themselves of the pantheons rules if and only if they forsake their sanity while doing so I don’t need to do the thing I say as I already have a name for this little guy

(Their name is Dante and their gender is no)

Nobody needs to encourage me to write the ‘college aged Percy gets a Dio kid as a roommate (because New York rent and also plot reasons) only Dionysus doesn’t know said kid existed for Plot Reason but Ariadne did and helped protect said kid but it wasn’t enough to combat The Horrors so the kid KNOWS who their father is but was a BIT TOO BUSY SURVIVING to give too much of a damn and also said kid remembers their past life and really Didn’t Wanna Deal With PJO series Bullshit so they decided Not To but got roped into doing a DIFFERENT THING that helped CHB and the Romans during the wars and that is to say:

Roommate gets dragged to Olympus on a Field Trip (they are visiting Annabeth) and shoved in front of Dionysus while Percy goes on a rant about not being a deadbeat dad.’