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#ra speaks#it’s a silly joke/pun dw#we stay silly :3#edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then#25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today#30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3#40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering
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- I know you now. You are The Laughing Magician. I dreamt you once.
- Yeah? Hope you didn't wake up screaming.
#today you geeeeet kmp watercolors#and john constantine#aka hellblazer aka mr blonde bisexual mr ratman mr fireballs please please leave me alone gahhhh#❤️🔥#his hairstyle i made up in my head makes me wanna chew on some furniture anytime i spot something similar i think of him#memorized sean murphy's style so well at this point#wanted to finish up the year with something nice for my soul [pun unintended]#spent my previous new year drawing john and drinking mead at 5 in the morning.....hope it goes just as smoothly this time!#hellblazer#john constantine#kmp art#artists on tumblr
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you dont think day 1 cup celebrations cant get any better than dumping the tin can into the atlantic but then erod and senko fill the bowl with apple juice and feed it to the kids together so they can experience the joys of drinking out of the cup so
6.25.24
#evan rodrigues#vladimir tarasenko#florida panthers#the family men orchestrating the apple juice cup drinking...#OFC ITS THEM RIGHT#1st cup and this is what we're doing oh hockey gods how do you like em apples pun intended#thing is 130ish years old and its being used a sippy cup#YEAH BABEY#oh we're never getting this thing again are we lmaoooo
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good news: op gets unblocked. bad news: op keeps fighting with horny hunters (previous post here)
[context: op is a shop keeper livestreaming on douyin and selling laser engraved key chain to fandoms. viewers are sending words they want to customize to op. op will read them as a promo. no obscene or sexually suggestive content is allowed or the livestream will be blocked by douyin. so op is telling everyone not to mess around by sending sensitive sentences. and then]
#china#douyin#meme#love and deepspace#follow up: op gets blocked again he failed to defence from one hunter lol#that hunter sends a sentence containing drink zayne's 大吊梨汤da diao li tang=big hanging fermented pear juice(meaning zayne's semen)#it's a chinese pun as 小吊梨汤xiao diao li tang=small hanging fermented pear juice(traditional beijing dessert)#the moisture of fermented pear juice comes from within#with each sip being sweet but not cloying and a fruity and mellow flavor#and so 大吊梨汤da diao li tang=big hanging fermented pear juice(吊diao=hanging=homophone of dick)#and pear is homophone of zayne's last name li in chinese so pear is zayne's nickname referring to him#but op has opened a side account so guess that's not the end#lads#lnds
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Do you get déjà vu?
Perfect 10 Liners (EP 2) Pond x Sand / We Are (EP 3) Chain x Pun
#bl series#bl drama#thai series#thai bl#perfect 10 liners#perfect 10 liners the series#we are#we are the series#pond x sand#pondsand#chain x pun#chainpun#I knew I saw this scene once with the same actors#They just exchange the role of the one who eats something too hot and needs a drink#I post like they were the main characters of the series XD
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can i beg from u a little cumplane art (platonic or romantic)
Venti Iced Lattes blended with strawberry puree, brown sugar syrup, classic syrup, topped off with vanilla sweet cream cold foam blended with strawberry puree and with add on strawberry inclusions and salted brown butter topping with less ice...
Yeah...
[ID: A Scum Villain comic. Someone asks, "What do you miss most?" and we see Shen Qingqiu (SQQ) and Shang Qinghua (SQH) sitting back-to-back and leaning together with sad, wistful expressions. They trade off:
SQH: ... video games...
SQQ: ... electricity...
SQH: ... hot showers...
SQQ: ... the sense of safety...
SQH: ... my family...
SQQ: ... Venti iced lattes blended with strawberry puree, brown sugar syrup, classic syrup, topped off with vanilla sweet cream cold foam blended with strawberry puree and with strawberry inclusions and salted brown butter topping with less ice…
The style suddenly turns sketchy and uncolored as Shang Qinghua turns to stare with a comically quizzical expression. Then the view zooms back out to the rendered view, and Shang Qinghua agrees "Yeah…" as Shen Qingqiu closes his eyes sadly. End ID]
(thanks @princess-of-purple-prose for the ID!! sorry I'm so so so late to add it, I just saw it 😭)
#cumplane#is it supposed to be a pun on complain or is it just two dick jokes combined into another terrible dick joke or both#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#svsss#svsss fanart#thats apparently a drink you can order at Starbucks IF YOU HATE BARISTAS I GUESS#ID
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Croc-tails
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My sister got me this cool mug for my birthday and, well, I couldn’t NOT do something TPoH with it, right? Phenomenal comic btw; I don’t talk about it nearly enough. If you haven’t checked it out yet Go Do That Right Now.
#tpoh#tpoh rgb#the property of hate#tpoh fanart#the property of hate fanart#stupidly proud of that pun.#also considered putting him behind bars and calling it a mugshot.#*dial voice* talk about an ugly mug!#k I think I’m done now.#also it changes color based on heat!!#which is great cause now maybe I’ll know when my tea’s cool enough to drink#been burned far too many times in the past#my art
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crying throwing up because i didnt write 'stay frosty' on the back of the iceman/angel/beast photo of my last comic
#snap chats#NOOOOOOO I FAILED THE PUN-LOVER COMMUNITY CMON IT WAS SO EASY AND RIGHT THERE#I LOVE 'STAY FROSTY' ill just have to pocket that phrase for the future .. hehe .. top 10 reasons i love iceman IS his puns idc#I COULD HAVE. its indecipherable as hell but on the og5 pic i tried to squeeze in 'and lots of love from their professor' on the back#i think i tried to think of something for the bob/hank/warren one but i gave up two seconds into it evidently#AND ONLY AFTER LIKE AN HOUR OF COURSE I FINALLY THINK OF SOMETHING I HATE IT HERE#theres so much more room on the back of the photos in that comic too ..... never living this down <- ill be fine in the morn#i posted it to twitter its too late to amend this on account of you cant edit posts on twitter#sure i could delete and reupload but i dont work like that we just have to move on#sorry ever since that Pride issue with mags and bobby ive decided they have like. A Moderately closer bond#not by much compared to the rest of the og5. scott does in fact exist. but i just think its always fun when mags is close with one of them.#even on the smallest scale#ok bye thats literally it thats the end of this post i just wanted to say i like the idea of mags being bob's fave uncle#his only uncle. apart from juggernaut ig but anyways#im gonna sit here and drink my whiskey sour. its PEAR flavored.#wait did you guys know my tags were cut off in that post. i guess i underestimated adding an additional like. what 12 tags jALAKVLAKJ#so used to just drawing the two homos but whatever ...
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Lovelies, this is the card my daughter picked out for my hubby. Not my son, my daughter. 😂
She giggled as she read through all the puns, giggled as I paid for it, giggled more in the car, and giggled when she gave it to her dad today. My son giggled as well.
These are my kiddos. 😂
#navybrat rambles#happy father's day#i love puns#my kiddos#mom life#hilarious#😂🤣😂#are you reading my tags?#go drink some water#stay hydrated my friends
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Do you guys think Barbatos would ever make stuff like the chocolate guy does?
I think if anybody could do it, it’d be Barb.
I want him to make a pillow out of chocolate because I wanna see which of the twins gets to it first. Like does Belphie fall asleep on it or does Beel eat it before he can?
I'm imagining Beel trying to stop himself from eating it because Belphie is asleep on it. But then Belphie can sense his twin’s hunger so he wakes up to give it to him.
In the meantime, Barbatos is over here making an entire bed out of chocolate and blowing everybody's minds.
#yes I saw one of the chocolate guy videos#he made a bar#like for drinks#but it's also a pun#because chocolate bar#anyway...#I wanna see Barb make some chocolate sculptures okay#they'd be so tasty#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me barbatos#obey me belphegor#obey me beelzebub#late night nonsense posting#misc rambles
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Jesse would probably have the same reaction to Saga’s profiling as Tor or Odin, being able to directly communicate, which would lead to the best situation of both of them just staring into space while they’re silently and psychically communicating at random times
#I’m still on the hypothetical situation of Jesse and casey joining the fbc with the recommendation of kiran and ahti after Alan wake 2#saga: [starts profiling]#Jesse: [is unfazed because it’s similar to the hotline]#saga: [tells pun] :)#Jesse: [also tells pun] :)#casey watching them silently stare at nothing for a few minutes: :)#alan wake 2#control 2019#saga would be the PERFECT field agent working alongside kiran and casey!!#she probably even wouldn’t have to move#tw for drinking#but ive had some drinks so might delete this in the morning if it seems incoherent#but this is just an extension of my other post 😤 I believe it can happen 😤#on a similar note will control 2 have Jesse be the main playable character?#it’d be hard to make her be SO powerful from the very start of the game#so maybe it would have someone else be the playable character? since Jesse is almost undefeatable now? it’s complicated#either way I want more saga and casey working together.. I’ll genuinely be so sad if Alan wake 2 was the most they’d have focus in#saga anderson#jesse faden#also would control 2 take place before or after Alan wake 2 ?#if it’s before there will definitely not be saga joining the 😭#*the fbc
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OC: Macha Richter as seen through the magic lens of @wraithsoutlaws
POV: she's alone at the bar, but not looking at you, what do you do?
#cyberpunk 2077#fem v friday#cp2077#fem v#cp2077edit#vieeogamewomen#cp2077 screenshots#cp77 oc#pics by wraithsandoutlaws#I'd try tempting her with a White Russian#PUN INTENDED VALERIJ#hehehe#she loves a sweet drink#oc: macha richter
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I feel the need to complain because yesterday I had to go to Texas Roadhouse and I guess they're doing this promotional thing with the Nascar driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. because they have a drink named after him now with his picture and everything, right? Except it's the stupidest thing ever because it's like an orange citrus whiskey drink and they call it Dale Yeah! instead of fucking Dale Orangehardt Jr. and I'm so goddamn mad about it
#it's literally not that big a deal#i just had to go to texas roadhouse with my dad#whose name also happens to be dale funnily enough#but my dad is a piece of shit so... idk i think that's what I'm mad about#but this was more post worthy#lmfao#dale earnhardt jr#texas roadhouse#drink names#puns#dot says
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