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fuckyeahchinesefashion · 2 months

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good news: op gets unblocked. bad news: op keeps fighting with horny hunters (previous post here)

[context: op is a shop keeper livestreaming on douyin and selling laser engraved key chain to fandoms. viewers are sending words they want to customize to op. op will read them as a promo. no obscene or sexually suggestive content is allowed or the livestream will be blocked by douyin. so op is telling everyone not to mess around by sending sensitive sentences. and then]

#china #douyin #meme #love and deepspace #follow up: op gets blocked again he failed to defence from one hunter lol #that hunter sends a sentence containing drink zayne's 大吊梨汤da diao li tang=big hanging fermented pear juice(meaning zayne's semen)#it's a chinese pun as 小吊梨汤xiao diao li tang=small hanging fermented pear juice(traditional beijing dessert)#the moisture of fermented pear juice comes from within #with each sip being sweet but not cloying and a fruity and mellow flavor #and so 大吊梨汤da diao li tang=big hanging fermented pear juice(吊diao=hanging=homophone of dick)#and pear is homophone of zayne's last name li in chinese so pear is zayne's nickname referring to him #but op has opened a side account so guess that's not the end #lads #lnds

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