#dream x punz

[polinamory]

drunz go crazy

[stardustluvs]

Needy - DTK + Punz (Headcanons)

MDNI

Pairing(s): DTK + Punz x fem!Reader (separate)

Summary: How DTK + Punz behave when they’re needy.

Warning: NSFW

Author’s Note: Literally just bored and wanted to write some headcanons so I hope you enjoy!

Requests are open! || masterlist

Dream

He’s a brat 100%

As far as vocality goes, he can be pretty loud sometimes

He likes being degraded and name called for being so desperate for your touch

He likes being called a whore or bitch

He loves having his hair pulled on and played with

Literally yank his hair, he could probably cum from that alone

“Baby, baby please- fuck…”

He likes being teased even though he says he hates it

Overstimulation is a must, he can never get enough of you when he’s in this state

Loves being marked up and showing off the hickey’s you give him

George

He will literally not leave you alone

He makes it very clear that he is desperate for you and you alone

Incredibly whiny

Like holy shit he is SO much louder when he’s needy than normal

He’s also kind of bratty

Absolutely adores being called petnames

“Please, wanna be good for you…”

He wants to be so close to you all the time

Like he will bury his head in your neck while he fucks into you desperately chasing his release

Likes being both praised and degraded

Sapnap

He’s rarely super needy or desperate, but when he is, you can tell before he even says anything

His movements are almost always sloppy and fast, trying to get off quick because he’s convinced he’d die or something if didn’t

Even when he’s the needy one he praises you and thanks you for helping him

“Fuck, thank you, ‘m so close…”

Does not care where you guys are, if he’s needy, you guys are fucking right here, right now

Still mostly dominant, will tell you what to do

Always grabbing at your thighs

Depending on how desperate he is, he’d like being degraded too

If you ride him, he would hold you still while he fucks up into you

Has a bit of a mommy kink but only if you pay extremely close attention

Karl

EXTREMELY vocal

He 100% whimpers

His eyes water so much too, he definitely is on the verge of crying

This man will wake up the entire neighborhood because of how loud he is

Major mommy kink

“Mommy…Please, wanna cum so bad…”

He wants needs you to ride him

He does not want to be in control at all

He’s a whore for being praised

Willing to do anything you ask him to

If you’re too busy to help him directly, he’d ask to hump your leg to get off instead

Punz

Almost the same as Sapnap

Will praise you

He’s rough with you yet so gentle at the same time

Even when needy, he is still in complete control of you

“I’m so close, you’re so good for me…”

He’s constantly grabbing your ass or thighs

He’s an ass guy (literally tell me I’m wrong)

Will also ask beg to eat you out

95% of the time when he’s needy, he’s begging to eat you out

This mf gets so goddamn pussy drunk

[misty-doodles]

Go for it, TechnoBlade!

Sketches under cut

[seokjinniebangtan]

hii do you still take requests?

I've been gone for too long so yes I am taking requests ;)

Dream: What kind of request doll?

George: What's your request babe?

Sapnap: Oh baby, this better be good.

Karl: What's the request boo?

Punz: Ask a way hun.

Quackity: Ah mi amor, I'd never turn down your request.

Eret: Don't be shy my love, what did you need?

Sam: Of course my little bunny.

Foolish: Does my precious maiden seek my assistance?

Schlatt: Well don't hesitate now doll, speak up.

Phil: Don't be afraid to ask me anything sweetheart.

Techno: Come on Princess, don't be shy, spit it out.

Wilbur: Enlighten me darling.

Fundy: Aww, anything for you bun.

Bad: My sweet angel, just say the word and I'll deliver.

Skeppy: I'd happy to oblige your request sweetie.

[slxtmeri]

thigh riding with dream

nsfw

cw: praise, pet names (baby, sweetheart, good girl), thigh riding, neck biting

mndi for fuck's sake

coming out of your room after working on your laptop for several hours, needing some sort of release.

you go into the living room, and you see dream sitting on the couch, looking bored and watching tv.

his face lights up when he sees you, though, and he motions for you to take a seat on his lap.

you give him a kiss on the lips, intending for it to be sweet and short, but it soon turns heated as clay dips his head down to bite and suck at your neck.

"c'mere, baby. let me take care of you, sweetheart."

he strips your bottom half of it's clothing and grips your hip with one hand to guide you as you grind on his thigh, moaning pathetically for him.

"clay... please," you whimper as the ball in your core tightens.

"you've been such a good girl, go ahead and come, baby."

you dig your nails into his shoulders as you come on his thigh.

who needs stress relievers when you have dream?

[shakirawastaken]

dsmp if..you were a famous singer!

okay i liteally read @/beeindaclouds stuff ALL THE TIME and got inspired so here it is :D

my official comeback (and it isnt a taylor swift song fic!!! whaaaat) 

dream: - in love with ur music even if wasnt his vibe - bro would learn to like it LMFAOOO - learns all the words instantly its an instant thing - even before u know the words he knows them - is willing to help you write music cause he has some minimal experience! can give feedback but its not that technical - please collab with him and make him release trust issues - now that he’s face revealed hed BUMP at your concerts - hed tweet about ur music, and his spotify twitter account thing would report hes listening to it but i feel like he wouldnt do more than that publicly - wants you to have your own thing  - huge and major fan

george: - more a lowkey fan - obv still supports you hes like that - listens to ur music but not on stream - also tweets about it but its like “go listen to my s/o’s new music:) they worked hard on it” - wants ur effort and talent to be recognized - listens to it and when asked for feedback just goes “it sounds good darling” - hes just like “alr its good like always”

sapnap: - okay he’d either be really similar to george OR hes go HARD - tweeting snapping instagramming streaming whatever social you name hes THERE - “GUYS OMG [ARTIST NAME] RELEASED MORE MUSIC ITS SO GOOD” - would beg george and karl to get you on banter just to talk about your music - and if you write a song about him?? - suddenly his whole world is perfect - “ABOUT ME? OH DOLL THIS IS AMAZING YOUR BEST WORK YET” - buys ur merch even tho ur his s/o - offers his input even if he knows it might not be the best  - would dance to it with you - your NUMBER ONE BIGGEST FAN 

karl: - he’d be so sweet about it - “this is AMAZING? oh my god you’re amazing??!?” - has it as an intro to his streams  - *streaming* “guys that songs is by my s/o btw” - makes mr beast listen to it  - tweets about it. alot - posts one (1) picture on his instargam of the both of you in the studio from when u were recording - loves you loves you loves you

quackity: - covers it on stream and makes it cursed - “HAHAHAH no guys but its actually good go listen to it nOW” - keeps up his joker persona but tells you how hes proud of you in private - vERY supportive - will stay up when ur trying to write (cause hes also up doing lawyer shit) - begs u to do a song in spanish  - if you know spanish pls make it about him - if not dont ask him for help he will ruin it - if you wrote a song like getaway car or like shutdown or mooo hed DEF listen to it in the car  - he loved to listen to ur song while driving it brings him joy - two things he loves together

punz: - listens while playing val LMFAO - would VIBE if u did like indie rap or soemthing - and if it wasnt his vibe? hed still listen cause he wants to support you - maybe not as much as he would have but its fine - cause he likes you a lot - would send you beats randomly be like “lol use this” - “no i dont want too” “babe :((”

wilbur: - POWER . COUPLE - WRITE A SONG WIHT LOVEJOY? WORLD GOES CRAZY - will help you write music. hes good at it too he knows what to do and like what to say - listens to ur music, no matter what it is - wouldnt promotw in much he knows how important it is to build ur own following and + if ur famous u dont need it - u could feature him tbh maybe background vocals or guitar if he was kinda skeptical - or just duet it - its cold outside type beat yk - he loves you and supports you tremendously

LET ME KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU GUYS WANNA SEE :D reqs are open

[al3x3i]

So like, I was thinking all day yesterday about c!drunznoblade (the brainrot is real) and I really like somebody’s hcs about Techno covering his two partners in gold as a love language. I also read about the fact that Punz bit as a love language (I think it was for a hybrid thing), but then I wondered: how does Techno’s voices affects his relationship? From what I remember, Techno hears them constantly, they’re just calmer sometimes or when some people are there. And I guess I wondered how much his thirst for blood affected his personal relationships, like, would the voices ask for his partners’ blood immediately? Would they overthink their actions? Would they pick and nick at every little detail? Techno’s voices are a part of him and I want to hear your thoughts on that (:

Thanks for reading

[disturbed-and-depressed]

Dream: Did you take out Y/n as I requested?

Punz: Y/n has been taken out, yes.

Dream: You have my grat-

Punz: It was a great restaurant.

Punz: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Punz: Y/n proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

[jessnotfoundd]

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭?

Finding out you're pregnant and telling them.

(You can send me ideas or thing you want me to write about them or some one specifically)

Dad!verse masterlist

Masterlist here!

Dream

After the talk, you both decided to be calm about it, so within two months you were waiting for your period, last month it came, so no baby, this month, you felt more tired than ever, so in your mind, you were hoping that now it's positive.

The test was taking longer than needed or you just didn't want to see it?. But when you open your eyes, test in front of your eyes, your mouth open wide, as well your eyes. It was real, it was not another negative test. It's a positive one. You smile and run to Clay's steam room, where he was editing some vlog. You wanted to give the news in a special way but with the extreme amount of excitement, you couldn't take it.

-Babe.- you move his chair so he is now facing you.

-Yes?- his eyes take a minute to see your happiness and he smiles too.

-I am- it's all you say and now tears of joy are escaping from your eyes- I'm pregnant- he jumps out of the chair and hugs you, turning around with you.

-We are gonna be so good, we're gonna do good.- his forehead on yours. Both of you smiling.

Sapnap

You knew. You know your body so bad. It's been 4 months since you decided to do this and you were so upset you haven't missed your period in none of those months. But war is over, you knew this time was right. The test is now hidden in the gift you prepared for the year anniversary of being married. A teddy bear customized as sapnap. Under it. The positive test for pregnancy.

-Open my gift- he says super happy, when you do so, you melt, a necklace with a picture of you two.-Hopefully one day there will be a picture of our family.- his hand is on yours, and your smile.

-Open mine- you smile, tears already coming. He laughs the minute he sees the teddy, but his eyes go a little down, noticing there's something else in the bag.

-I knew it.- he says eyes watery. Smiling big.

-How?- you're surprised, how did he find out?

-I guess i really pay attention to you and this week you were feeling sick, we had so many rushes to store for cravings, and laziness, I mean, you never were lazy.- he smiles wide and you let the tears run down your cheeks, he is so kind and perfect.

George

He was super into having a baby, so it wasn't a surprise that 4 weeks later your last period (which finished one day before having the talk) you were late on it. So you just waited two more days, just in case, but after those two days, the British boy and you rushed to the closest pharmacy to get a pregnancy test.

-So we might do a baby and I can´t see you pee on the stick?- he says annoyed.

-Exactly, now, let me pee, or do you want to pee for me?- I smirk.

-If i could i would.- he jokes and closes the door in front of him.

The waiting turned agonizing for both, but it was worth it. You both run to tell Dream and Sapnap they were going to be uncles.

Karl

This man would be desperate to have a positive pregnancy test, he would ask you every other day if you want to take one.

-Karl, babe, we have to wait at least a month to see if my period comes or not- he looked sad.-We have to be patient, remember?- he nods and goes back to whatever he was doing.

After your period date is late on his calendar (he insisted on knowing when it's supposed to be) he rushes to your work and after your shift is done, he takes a pregnancy test out of his pack.

-Your period is late, you know what that means?- he smiles and you do so, taking this moment and being sure to keep it forever in your memories.

-Fine, let's go home, and then I'll do the test.- you take it and lean to kiss him.

When the test turns out positive he's so happy, he wants to tell everyone, so you both just decided to find a good idea to tell everyone.

Quackity

This special occasion needed some special effort so you practice how to say it in Spanish.

-Babe- you get into the kitchen with the positive test on your pocket

-Yeah?- he's there making coffee for both, the cold morning asks for it.

-mhm- you hesitate but you are proud of your effort, so you just say it.- Estoy.... embarazada- you finish with doubt and he's already seeing you like a gosht.

-You sure you mean that you're pregnant?- you nod and take the positive test out of your pocket to show him. He's overwhelmed, but runs to your side to bring you in a hug.- oh god, you are.- he assures, and you both smile. He pulls you in for a kiss and the rest of the morning is basically you both telling you're families on facetime calls

Punz

You did the test and hope in the shower for a super quick shower before heading to your morning classes.

-Oh my god.- you heard luke on the other side of the curtain.

-What?- you have your eyes closed, enjoying the warm water falling on your head.

-We are pregnant- he says holding the test with the curtain a little open so you can see him.

-Luke!- you close the curtain so he can't see you.

-You mean that we are going to have a child but you don't want me to see you in the shower?- he laughs.

-Shut up, I'm pregnant.- you smile.

-We are darling, we are.- he jokes, resting on the door and looking at the positive test.

-I am the only one pregnant, Luke.- he signs.

-I'm Luke now?- he mumbles.

-Babe, why are you so dramatic?- you appear in his sight vision, a towel on your head, and others around your body.

-I'm gonna be a dad.- he brings you for a kiss and smile.

Foolish

He was there all the goddamn time, he was so sweet. You text him if he could come over because he was at Karl, who is both neighbors haha. He was going thru the door a second after you texted.

-You okay? something happened?- he checks on you and you show him the little box of the pregnancy test. -Oh- he's speechless.

-Want you to be here if it is positive, and I'm pretty sure it's gonna be.- you said with a smile. He takes your hand and leads you to the bathroom.

-Come on, piss on it baby- you both laugh.

When the positive was there, you couldn't believe it. Spent the rest of the night talking about the baby's stuff and just enjoying the presence of each other.

Wilbur

You were sure you were pregnant, and the negative tests were fake, so you decided to get a blood pregnancy test, you decided to keep it to yourself in case it was negative, but when the results were in your email box, you didn't want to open it. You did, and you're glad, cause it is a positive test, you are pregnant.

You call Will right away and told him that you both were going to have dinner for a big surprise. So when you're shift was over at the office, he pick you up.

-I cooked, i didn't feel like going out he says the moment you sit in the car.-Hope you're okay with it.- he kisses you and smiles. You are smiling so wide that he feels strange.-You have a big surprise I guess- he laughs and you nod.

-But ill have to wait until we are home.- he pouts and gets the car going.

At home, you are both almost eating now, and he is about to serve you wine, but you hold the bottle before he could pour it into the glass.

-You don't want wine?- he looks strange at you, you always had wine with big surprises and good news.

-It's not that i don't want to, it's that I can't.- you smile wide and he keeps it without picking it up.

-Why? are you taking medicine and i don't know?- he feels like a bad husband now.

-Will, I'm pregnant.- you hold his cheeks and he smiles wide like you are.

-No more wine for you- he leaves the bottle forgotten on the table and picks you in a hug, planting a kiss on your lips, smiling in the middle of this.

The celebration is long and you both feel like you're now complete.

-So i can talk to them?- he points at your stomach.

-Will, there's a group of cells, growing them will take a time.-He looks offended.

-There is our son!- he laughs, the wine kicking in.

[ravenxd]

OH who do you think would be most likely to want to rail you on call/while the others watch??

Dream, (especially C! Dream)Sapnap, and Punz MEGA radiate this.

Dream and Sapnap would do it in VC with their camera on.

C! Dream is pretty self explanatory since he has a sort of God complex but he'd fuck you in front of his two closest friends too.

Punz would be reluctant to do it at first, but he'd definitely fuck you in front of Sapnap while he makes him jerk off to it.

[ieatedyourcrayons]

“I’ll get that fixed up for ya darlin”

Sapnap x reader

Mentions of luke (punz) and clay (dream)

no trigger warnings and not proof read

You’re going through your manager duties at the steak house you work at, making sure everything is ready for open. The place you work at opens at 4pm, i mean who’s going to eat steak for breakfast?

You guys finally opened and all the servers, host, and kitchen staff are in there stations chatting or getting people sat. Tuesdays are usually slow so prep was low. The first table to be sat is a table of guys in their 20’s.

An average height guy with curls and a hat on, a taller blonde with full curls, and a shorter blonde sit at a booth waiting to be served.

You strut out the kitchen and notice the group of boys sitting and chatting with one of the servers, Ally. Ally is a teen currently working to save up for her car, she always gets good comments and tips.

Some time passes and more customers roll in and tables are filling, the bar has a few people there and chatter fills the restaurant, As you’re doing your rounds chatting with tables and making sure everyone is okay the first group of guys calls you over.

“hey miss, sorry to bother you” The guy with the hat says shyly as he looks up at you.

“Oh you’re not bothering me hun, what’s up?” you assure him kindly.

He grins a little before speaking, “this steak.. is just.. not good” he says with slight disgust in his face.

A confused look falls into your face, “not good? i’m sorry hun we can get that remade for you if you’d like?” You ask him with a soft tone. The other two guys at the table eyeing you.

Sapnap sighs in relief, “yes please, i’m sorry. i don’t mean to be a bother” he says with nervous laughter.

“you’re not bothering no one. i’ll get that fixed up for you darlin, mind if i take this so i can show the chef?” You assume him as you point at his plate that has the steak on it.

He grins and nods his head, “Yes ma’am thank you so much” he says. You smile and give him a “of course” before taking the plate and bringing it to the kitchen

You walk over to the kitchen manager, whose the head chef, “Hey can you get this remade for me, i think it was a bad cut, it’s for table 43, under Ally’s section” you state as you set the plate in front of him.

He looks at it for a second before speaking up, “yeah i’ll get it remade, sorry y/n.”

“No you’re completely fine, thank you for fixing it. let me know when it’s done so i can bring it out” you assure him before walking out the kitchen to check on things up front.

“She’s a pretty lady” Punz grins to dream and sapnap. “seriously?” dream and sapnap both laugh. “What it’s true?” Punz says with fake offense before taking a bite of his food. Dream and sapnap both shake their heads at him with a smile.

Sapnaps steak gets remade and you get called over to bring it to their table, Ally waiting for follow to give them their check. “Hold on” you say to Ally as you set the plate on a table in the kitchen before grabbing the check and a pen.

You scribble down a “Call me <3” with your number and name on it. grinning as you do so. After your poor attempt of making a move you grab the plate and hold on to the check. “let me handle this” you grin at Ally with a laugh.

“Okay whatever you say girl” Ally laughs back at you as you walk away to their table.

“Hello’ thank you so much for your patience, here’s your remake and your bill for whenever you’re ready, no rush, let me know if anything is wrong!” you say cheerfully with a smile. Putting both the check and the plate infront of sapnap , sending a wink his way.

Part 2??

[stardustluvs]

Mirror Sex - Punz X Reader

MDNI || KINKTOBER

Word Count: 943

Pairing: Punz x fem!Reader

Summary: He thinks you’re so pretty, especially when you’re all fucked out, he wants you to see it too.

Warnings: NSFW, Punz referred to as Luke

Author’s Note: Welcome to day 2 of kinktober!

Requests are open! || masterlist || kinktober m.list

“God you’re so pretty,” Your boyfriend of two years, Luke, told you as he kissed your lips.

You had been sitting on his lap, the two of you making out for what felt like forever, not that either of you minded. You rocked your hips gently on his lap, the friction causing him to buck his hips up ever so slightly.

You smiled, kissing him back gently, “I’m glad you think so,” you giggled.

“You don’t?” He asked, sitting back, resting his hands against your waist as you sat on his lap.

“Depends on the day, kinda,” You shrugged, not giving it too much more thought.

You were about to plant another kiss onto his lips, but he pulled back, giving you a bit of a confused expression. Your hand glided down his chest, wondering why he suddenly seemed as though he wanted to stop.

“What?” You asked him, a little concerned on why he had such a change in expression.

“No, nothing, but I just can’t have you believing that,” He said a bit sternly.

You couldn’t help but let out a small laugh, “Believing what? That I only feel pretty on some days?” You asked.

He responded with a nod, “You’re always pretty,” he leaned down to kiss your neck.

You bit your bottom lip softly, tilting your head to the side, allowing him to have some more access.

"Luke..." You mumbled out softly.

"I'm gonna show you how pretty you are all the time," He said against your skin.

He sat up, moving you to sit on the bed while he went to go and get something.

You looked at the door as he disappeared past it, wondering where he was going or what he could possibly be getting. And what the hell did he mean when he said he'd show you how pretty you look all the time?

You were mid-thought when he returned into the room with...

A mirror.

"A mirror...?" You questioned.

He positioned the mirror in front of their bed.

"Don't worry about it," He said, causing you to give him a strange look as he made his way back over to you.

He used his fingers to lift your head up before leaning down and pressing a kiss to your lips.

"I want you to see how beautiful you are, especially when you're all fucked out..."

Oh. Oh.

"Well, show me then," You said, playing into his little game.

He pushed you back onto the mattress, taking his shirt off somewhere along the way. You removed your own shirt quickly before pulling him down into yet another kiss.

His hand slid down your body to the waistband of your pants, his fingers grazing just above where you needed him most. The only thing keeping his fingers from you directly was the thin fabric of your panties, still, the friction felt so good, causing you to bite back a moan.

"C'mon, don't hide your pretty voice from me," Luke teased, pushing your panties to the side, his middle finger slipping inside you ever so slightly. The action was enough to cause you to whine.

He removed his hand long enough to help you shuffle out of your pants and underwear, leaving you exposed to him.

He was quick to resume his previous actions, using two fingers this time instead of just the one.

You bit down on your lip, repeating his name when his fingers would just barely hit where you wanted him most.

You already felt so close to your release and he'd barely done anything to you.

"Please- so close.." You whined, but then were met with complete disappointment when he removed his hand entirely.

"Don't worry, I've got you babe," He reassured you.

He repositioned the two of you so that you were now facing the mirror, him behind you. He grabbed onto your hair, causing you to keep your face up at the mirror.

"Look at my pretty girl," He said softly as he caressed your hips with his free hand.

He lined his dick up with your entrance and pushed in slowly, causing your mouth to fall agape.

"Luke, fuck..." You whined as he picked up the pace, slamming into you over and over again.

Your head started to fall, unable to keep yourself looking up, your arms felt as though they were bound to give out on you. Luke must have noticed this because he pulled your hair a little, keeping your head up.

"Eyes open, baby, keep looking in the mirror for me," He told you through heavy breaths.

You couldn't answer with words, just noises as your voice began to break. He was hitting exactly where you needed every single time.

"You're so pretty, look at you," He said, as he continued fucking into you harshly.

"S'close, please..." You begged, sounding close to tears.

"Let go for me, baby," Your boyfriend tells you and you can tell he's also getting closer.

You take notice of your face in the mirror. Your face is red and tears have stained your cheeks. You have to fight the urge to close your eyes and let them roll back.

You whine a little more as he finally pushes you over the edge, hitting your climax.

"Mm, baby, look at you," Luke groaned as he came inside you, riding out your highs before pulling out and pulling you to lay down with him.

"So?" He asks once his breathing returns to normal.

"So what?" You ask, confused.

"Did I prove how pretty you are all the time?"

"Actually, I think we should do it again, I wanna get a better look I think."

[beeindaclouds]

Hiya, can I request c!DSMP with a reader who has the power of Chlorokinesis like Isabela from Encanto? The reader can conjure and grow flowers, they can also manipulate plant life.

-🥀 anon

Hallo again 🥀 anon, hope you enjoy <3

C!DSMP w/ a Chlorokinesis!Reader

Includes C!: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Wilbur Soot,Philza,Technoblade, Nihachu, Eret, Punz, FoolishGamers, Awesamdude

Click here before requesting, please ^^

Reader: GN - They/Them

Your powers give you the ability to create any type of plants that exists in the world

So obviously you made a job out of it by opening a flower/plant shop

It's true that in the SMP not many bought your flowers, but you were always happy to give out some for free since you basically made them with your powers

You gave each and every people in the SMP a different type of flowers, with meaning close to how you saw them

Dream received a Poppy flower; it's said that in the chinese culture this flower signifies the inability to control one's worst urges

George, the one time he visited before dissapearing from the SMP completely, received a Phlox; the flower has alot of meaning connected to love, but you merely gave it to him because it also means "sweet dreams", something he has a lot of

Sapnap is always attracted to one flower in particular, one that you always gift him, the Lily of the Valley; the flowers means pain and loss, and between Dream, George, Karl and Quackity, you weren't surprised by this choice of "attraction"

Bad always liked to buy Orange Lilies from you; a very ironic choice, considering the prideful and hateful meaning

You once gifted Skeppy a flower, after hearing about his constant quarells with Bad, a Chrysanthemums; as a way of comforting him for the loss of his once close friend

Quackity liked the Petunia's a lot, and always bought tons of them to put in his casino; it seems like the anger he held also translated into the flowers he liked

A bouquet of Periwinkle, Lilac and Pheasant's eye always waited for Karl at your shop; all three of them holding a meaning regarding memories

After the destruction of L'manburg, and the death of Wilbur, you threw a flower in his memory in the n9w destroyed Nation, a Yellow Rose; just as a reminder of how infedel he was to the people closest to him

Phil always liked to buy Violets from you, most of the time they were for his wife; they really showed how tranquil the couple were

Marigold was a flower Techno always admired in your shop; sometimes he would mumble about the closeness of death and the counting days

You always gifted Niki Blue Iris whenever she visited; a way of complimenting her for her strength and hope in the SMP

Eret always commissioned his servants to buy a few Purple Asters from you; of course a king like them deserved the royalest of flowers

After the imprisonment of Dream, you gifted Punz Black Dahlias; he thanked you happily, if only he knew the meaning...

Amouranth seemed like the perfect flower to gift Foolish, especially after gaining immortality

The only flower you seemed ro gif Sam was a single Lone Daffodil. Togheter they meant luck, but alone they meant the opposite

[elfecassepied]

hellooooo!!!

yap to me about your Dsmp x Epic AU!! I'd love to hear about it!! :DDDDDD

Yeeeesss *vibrating*

Me with this au right now:

Ok so. I'm a big fan of the Odyssey and Epic the musical, the story of the AU isn't a 100% copy of these sources materials mostly characters like and lore like. For what I've seen now the narrative course is the same than the musical until the Vengeance Saga (the Vengeance Saga rocks but I want to do something a little different and maybe closer than the original Odyssey. I'm not sure yet but I just love the Phaeacians so much I will do something including them). I don't really care about the Troy war (I mean in the au, I love classicals Iliad included) so I didn't bother matching dsmp's characters for Iliad's characters, like Diomedes, Aganemnon, Helen and all.

Dream is the reigning king of Ithaca(™) who is dragged, literally, in the L'Manberg war away from his family. George is his wife (we don't believe in gender in this house) and I chosed Tubbo to be Telemachus (inspired by one of the dynamic I sometimes see in fanfiction were Tubbo and Dream are brothers coded).

George gets a little more, proactive role I would say, in defending his house from the suitors. Suitors started to come since 11 years or something like that. He can't really fight all these men who are youngs, well equipped and full of energy when himself runs a kingdom low on resources and men where the current military force is young and unexperienced (missing the prev generation to teach them). So he uses more sneaky ways, and it's not so rare than some suitors suddenly change their mind and leave or were never been seen again after getting a little to bold. Callahan is George's confidant and "right hand man" and yes he helps him hide the bodies. George also has an ongoing deal with the god HD (Hera's role).

Tubbo doesn't know what's going on but George said him to always tell me if one of the men was rude to him (the ones who threatened his son always disappeared first). But he tries to help is own way which mostly translate by being a little shit and sometimes got into fights with the assholes, like the small feral gremlin he is.

On the other side of the sea, Dream just lost around ten of his men including his little-brother/almost-son figure Ranboo to the hands of an angered cyclop, Ponk. And follows it by having a fight with his protector god and perceived friend Technoblade, resulting in the god leaving him alone to face the new challenges on his way: especially the wrath of the god Sam, who was Ponk's boyfriend oops. He will encounter threats and allies equally, including: the god Philza and his crows minions, the shape-shifting enchanter Quackity on his island of Las Nevadas, visiting the underworld to have a chat with the prophet Karl Jacob, slaying some sirens and feeding the sea monster Nikki with some of his own men.

At first I wanted to make a parallel between the human trio Dream, George and Sapnap (Eurylochus), and a god trio XD (Zeus), HD (Hera) and PVP (as Apollo or Ares I wasn't sure). However I changed my mind, made Punz Dream's best friend and right hand man and yeeted PVP to make Sapnap himself a god because I wanted to have an unnecessary Karlnapity storyline in the background. Take it, it's free.

Also I separated Wilbur in two characters: L'Manberg Wilbur/Ghostbur named William who was the crown prince of L'Manberg and died in the war before the beginning of my story and Pogtopia Wilbur/Revived Wilbur who I call Wilbur and who is an exiled titan, ancient friend of Philza and Technoblade, playing the role of Calypso. Tommy was William's little brother and a literal toddler Dream killed by throwing him from L'Manberg's walls.

I have an ongoing theme with how mask/hiding face is linked to inhumanity and how gods or godly beings Dream will meet on his way will somehow hide a part or their full face ; and how he himself started to wear his iconic mask as he chose the path of monstrosity ; and at the same time George assassinated suitors in silence, wearing a veil and pretending to grief his husband ; while Technoblade even if he said he was done™ with humans will be befriended by Tubbo until he stops wearing his mask around him because he's growing closer to humanity. So yeah shits like that.

I will end this little vent with a non-fixed list of the gods I talked about and their domains:

XD (Zeus), king of the gods, god of order, power, lighting, possibilities and civilization

HD (Hera), queen of the gods, god of night, sleep, oaths and destiny

Sam (Poseidon), god of sea, strength, earthquakes, energy and creativity

Technoblade (Athena), god of blood, battles, vitality and strategies

Philza (Aeolus), god of winds, tempests, travelers, sailors and change

Sapnap (Apollo), god of the Sun, fire, protection and loyalty

Wilbur (Calypso), titan of music, song, chaos and free-spirit (for now *wink*Fundy*wink*) (ex titan of fire and war)

[slxtmeri]

i need clay to fuck me and breed me until i cant remember anything but his name.

GUYS HELP ME

[purplifield]

First one shot here!!! Rahhh

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Fem!reader

Relief

“Aww baby just. Like. That” he moaned, his eyes were half open, still looking at you full of lust as you bounced up and down his dick.

You knew that was one of only ways to make him go away from the computer. He was overworking himself and you knew you just had to help out a bit. Now, sitting on his lap, grinding down on his balls, you whined out loud, his cock twitching as a response to you.

The Netflix show you were watching was a perfect background noise, but you and him were far more focused on how his girth was swallowed by your pussy. Skin slapping echoed, and by the sounds of it, you were going pretty slow.

And he didn’t like it. Your man gripped your thighs and took over, despite looking so miserably bottomed out. His grip tightened and he started thrusting up faster, making you inhale sharply and feel the knot tighten to the point its right about to burst.

Stuttering his thrusts, he moaned out “ah~ cumin’” and coated your velvet insides with white ropes of cum making it mix with yours.

You two stayed there like that for a while, both gasping for air and eventually laughing softly

“Now that, that is a fucking relief”

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Jschlatt; Dream; Foolish; Sapnap; Punz