#dsmp headcannons

[addlepater]

Quackity has a pet tarantula. he's just hot like that. he heard that the women eat their mates and bought one.

plus, he lives in an artificial oops I mean real desert and could probably stumble upon one.

he keeps her in a luxurious enclosure and gives her forehead kisses every night because he's just like that.

he also tells wilbur that she cuddles up to him at night just so he wont fall asleep in his bed every time they screw. later hell regret this as it takes many months of sleeping in wilbur's stinky ass van before he's comfortable sleeping in quackity's bed.

[alliumdykes]

Any head canons on the way dsmp characters decorate their rooms? Or generally what their room and bedding situations would be like

Im in the car rn but, yes i do! (loki im giving you your boreal trio plus clingyduo lol)

Ok first i gotta go with cTommy, his room is an absolute mess, you cannot go anywhere in her room without a chance of tripping on something and breaking your leg. Moo’s room is so messy that quite often she needs to get his prosthetic fixed by Tubbo. Moo says its ‘an organised mess’ but isnt

cTechno’s room is FULL of books, as well with and impressive jewellery collection. There’s even a special shelf he has for all his crowns (next to it is photos of the syndicate, but hell never admit). His bed looks a bit like a den, best visual i’d say is maybe an entrance to a wombat hole.

cPhil DEFINITELY sleeps in a nest lol. He lives in a overhead sort of thing, where he has a full view of the cabin. He has a large collection of ‘shinies’ from jewellery made by Techno to random bits of shiny paper.

cRanboo and cTubbo share a room and sleep in the same bed. Tubbo has a mess which Ranboo cleans up all the time. The mess includes books about radioactivity and medical science to childrens books for Micheal. (as well little sleep headcannon but Ranboo is definitely the little spoon, he’s just to anxious to mention it)

[corpsebridx]

Dsmp + Greek God’s parents

Characters:Dream,George,Sapnap,Karl Jacobs,Quackity,Wilbur soot, Nihachu,Captainpuffy,Eret

A/N:I decided to add more People

Dream

Zeus

(I saw someone on twitter say it)

Fun fact:Zeus married his sister

Zeus God of the sky

George

Poseidon

I mean do I have explain?

(I think dream said something about it on stream)

Poseidon God of the sea

Sapnap

Apollo or Ares

I decided to do Apollo

And from the fire on Sapnap shirt

Apollo God of sun and prophecy

Karl jacobs

Aion

I did this one because of time travel

Fun Fact:Aion has Wings

Aion the cyclic ages

Quackity

Zephyr

Fun fact:Zephyr also has wings

(Yes I did C!Quackity for this one)

Zephyr god of west wind

Wilbur soot

Peirithous

Peirithous stole goddesses along with Theseus

I really got noting left to say

Peirithous god of War universe

Nihachu

Nemesis

(I know I said Greek god,but all I could think of was a goddess)

Fun fact: Nemesis was the embodiment of jealousy(iykyk)

Nemesis Goddess of revenge

Captainpuffy

Demeter

(Decided that I was going to do goddess)

In Greek tradition, Demeter is the second child of the Titans Rhea and Cronus

Demeter goddess of the harvest

Eret

Artemis and Uranus

(Yes I decided to do two,got a problem?)

I couldn’t pick which one,so both

Uranus God of sky and heavens

Artemis Goddess of hunting,chastity



[bumbookitten]

Bro now looking back at it🤨…………

These are people that I like🤨………..

[idiot-mushroom]

he’s healing

[spase2axolotl]

How they met :]

-next-

[addlepater]

I feel like wilbur would sleep entirely quietly. like the dead (hehe, get it? get it?) and quackity would be surprisingly loud. wilbur would never, EVER move in his sleep when Quackity watches him and then the second he closes his eyes wilbur is a little bit closer like a fallen angel from doctor who. its terrifying, but he gets used to it. wilbur doesnt know why hes like that and frankly, doesnt belive quackity.

Look I don't have that many headcanons but just imagine how tntduo started sleeping on the same bed. Maybe through an arguement or like how amy and jake did it on Brooklyn 99 (i miss that show frfr)

I'd say this once for the bed partners hc thing uh, Wilbur would be probably hugging Q. Like a pillow. Because of how small he is, but in reality... Q's the one hugging that bastard back due to how huge of a body pillow he is. Come on. The man's 6'5 or lower and Q's 5'5. Give him a break.

yeah I mean honestly they probably sometimes just cuddle in the weirdest ways possible

just, a complete mess of limbs and duvet, one horizontally, one diagonally, the pillows are a mess

but then also they cuddle very normally sometimes

they simply contain multitudes and can be disastrous together

[ya-boi-haru]

So going back and looking at the recent c!Eret content I made, I wish I had repainted my nails so they look nicer, however instead I now headcannon that c!Erets wheres nail polish and it chips frequently from knocking/scraping them while building.

Also being in water for a long time isn't good for it, so it chipped bad when they were draining the stronghold and they just didn't wear nailpolish for the rest of the poject

[sprainedankleproductions]

I see your "c!Techno is c!Phil's son/c!Wilbur and c!Tommy's brother" headcannons, but I raise you my "c!Techno and c!Phil grew up together" headcannon.

[addlepater]

I will always be a stanch supporter of tntduo being about a decade or two older then they are "canonically."

c!quackity Is a vertaren whore way past his young dumb full of cum era, and deep into "thirty still flirty." he has his divorce papers framed. he has anger issues, and is an unethical capitalist liberal who's contradictorily only nice to customer service workers, tubbo, and drunk girls in bars. hes been getting wrinkles in his brow bridge from dealing with wilburs bullshit. a momtrepenur. (tubbo, trust guys trust.)

c!wilbur is a ciggarete mom, absent father figure, and probably needs viagra and therapy. his back hurts when its going to rain, he has had several cavities filled and a few that hes been meaning to get fixed. his teeth are yellow and hes worn the same shitty coat that smells like his unwashed ass for twenty fucking years and he dives into bushes whenever he sees his son.

theyre perfect for each other guys.

[cxyotl]

flintknapping used to be for survival, it used to be for making arrows for fighting and hunting in pogtopia specifically because they were kinda forced to make their own shit until techno showed up and supported them. however, now that tommys doing fine, he uses the skill to relax and make a collection of points and knives to sell on the side. hes really really good at it and the force of hitting rocks together is genuinely soothing when he needs it. hunters from a village near his homestead will trade the masterfully crafted points for food or repairing farm tools.

tubbo visits tommy for knapped harpoons when he needs to get larger fish for food. its not so much that he needs tommy to make his harpoons, but its an excuse to see him and its nice to support small businesses. tubbo gets into taxidermy and pelt tanning on the side of his bee business because he cant really like. farm honey in winter. he offers tommy pelts and honey in return for the tools he gets depending on the season and the need for either one. i like to think tubbo’s new house is very rustic and cozy idkkk. michael and ranboo are there too btw they survive and are happy the endddd idc.

making headcannons for dsmp characters based on what hobbies and interests youve taken up between the time its ended and now is my new favorite thing

[alliumdykes]

Any headcanons about accessories or jewelry for Tubbo, Tommy, Wilbur, etc? (Or anyone else really :)

OOOHHH HOHO

Ok cTubbo doesn't like to wear jewellery, he finds it uncomfortable to wear. Although he does wear two horn rings, his wedding ring, and one of those clips that are put onto sheep.

One of these bad boys ^^^

cTommy whilst she lived with Techno he was given some pieces of jewellery. Moo collected (stole) some jewellery which she wears often. He often wears them to feel more fem.

Wilbur used to wear some jewellery on his wings, although sometime post-revival to interrogate quackity in a homosexual subtext she gave him the wing jewellery.

[corpsebridx]

Me!!!!

Hi my names max

I’m a minor so no nsfw

“How old am I” 100

I’m bisexual and queer

I use any pronouns

Favorite animes?: Chainsawman, Demon slayer, wonder egg priority 

(If you couldn’t tell) I write for games and anime

My request box is open, if you want to request anything

I have two lovely girlfriends @bumbookitten @lovserbrixd

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[bumbookitten]

I need some dsmp request, so can you be a doll? 😩🥺

[idiot-mushroom]

benchtrio headcannons

[itslouisan]

More Q!Philza headcannons:

You guys seemed to like my Philza hc and well guess what? I have WAY MORE of them to share so let's go! Some of them even focus on the obscure colourzas or the deities in his hardcore world!!

• Q!Phil doesn't necessarily adopt anyone he finds, but he does show to need or like to comfort others, creating a scenario in my head where Phil most likely pays attention to eggs that were more abused such as Tilin, Juana Flippa and Pepito in the early days due to seeing just like Tallulah, Tommy and so on, they needed a better caregiver.

• I already mentioned how he doesn't necessarily see Q!Cellbit as a son, but I can view him going to Cellbit's castle to talk about occultism and sometimes lend a helping hand with Richas or any problems Cellbit might deal with

• He does take good care of his appearance for events and such, but in day to day basis he looks for more comfort than style, plus optimizing for clothing that is better for combat wise than looks

• Knows how to speak enderman and pigling language bc Ranboo and Techno taught him

• Knows flower language because of Tallulah knowledge in it

• old. Like REALLY old, around centuries or so, after all he's been into wars, empires and so much, clearly showing in canon he has a lot of experience in things that happened centuries ago

• Due to being old and into a lot of battles, his hearing is very fragile, top it with autism and you have him avoiding crowded places and anything loud.

• Blueza (blue variant of Philza) has a liking towards staying in the ocean monuments and is the cousin of Purpleza and brother of Redza

• Redza has anger issues and tends to need Blueza to calm him down so he doesn't burn everything to the ground.

• Pinkza LOOKS and MOST of the time IS sweet but piss him off and mess with Yellowza and he will get violent.

• Colourzas duos:

Blueza + Redza

Yellowza + Pinkza + Orangeza

Greenza + Purpleza

Blueza + Purpleza

• Phil definitely has a Antartic Empire flag hidden away somewhere in his house

• Every morning he would go to the memorial Chayanne and Tallulah made and throw potatoes, gold and a jar of fresh blood for Techno

• Has a couple of piercings such as in the bottom part of the lips, nose and tongue (he got them to match Techno and Tommy)

• DEFINITELY used the old slipper to teach a lesson or two to Tommy

• Not only has nightmares with DSMP and hardcore, but sometimes has Dreams where he connected directly with Mumza

• Has in the back of his hair some black hair due to Mumza possession in the past which affected his hair

• Has braids in his hair around 6 for people important in his life (not only his children but people in general):

1- the longest is for Techno

2- two of them are intertwined to symbolize beeduo

3- the 3rd shortest is for Tommy

4- the 2 shortest are Chayanne and Tallulah

• Smokes sometimes to release stress but stopped when he adopted the eggs.

Well that's it for the day, hope you liked it my crows