#Sailor headcannon happy hour

[alliumdykes]

cPhil is an arospec intersex cishet sorry i dont make the rules

[alliumdykes]

okokok here me out but-

one day Michael is being baby sat by Phil and techno and he sits and watches Techno making some. He tries to join in but techno pushes him aside so he doesnt get hurt and anger ranboo about his son getting hurt. He leaves for a few minutes to get something and Michael ends up poorly painting it. when techno comes in hes like confused but then realises that mucheal wanted to help and now he has a bright pink and green bear in his room. But he says its so ‘Micheal doesnt get sad’ but in reality he has a soft spot for the kid

Okokokok so im meant to be paying attention in class BUT-

Imagine cTechno who makes little wood animal statues, like those wooden bears. He started during his retirement, wanting to do something other then jewellery making and horse riding. He first attempted to make a crow statue for Phil which looked less then stellar. His work still isn't the best as he's still learning but it's got that 'so ugly that its cute' sort of look. His most recent one was a butchered up looking chicken for Michael, which has become his favourite thing.

Oooh yes I love that!

I bet he probably picked up a whole host of little crafting and other hobbies during that time, to keep himself busy adjusting to the more slow and quiet life style

And I've also actually dabbled in whittling little figure-things before and ofc I will take any chance to shove elements of my own life into my blorbos, so I am just adopting this into my internal canon now

[mysticpetals]

Jake and mc headcannons

(Mermaid au!)

All your life you had always lived in a city. So when suddenly, you had to go to the coast to take care of your grandparents dog while they left for a few weeks for vacation, it got you really excited.

Before you knew it, you were at the beach, seeing off your grandparents from the porch.

It was a ridiculously big house for two people but you weren’t complaining.

The dog, Max, was happy to have such a large space to himself, so who were you to complain.

The first day you went to the beach, you regretted not wearing more sunscreen.

Although, that did teach you a lesson on not forgetting to take the important stuff along with you, as the beach was at a bit of a walk and quite secluded. So you would not be getting those items from anywhere near.

About a week in was when you first saw it.

You swore you saw a navy blue fishtail diving into the water and got excited thinking it was a dolphin or something.

But unfortunately, you couldn’t see it again and walked back home dejectedly, regretting on missing a chance to see an aquatic creature.

The next few days you kept sighting the same tail fleetingly but it’s frequency had definitely increased.

Although when you went into the water to investigate, you couldn’t find anything.

Oh well, at least you found some really pretty shells!

Which was weird because you always found them in the same place and you swore that they were not like other shells people found on the beach, pulsing with an otherworldly light.

Two weeks in and you finally saw him.

Oh no, that was no dolphin.

It was a man with fishtail instead of legs (do they call them mermen?)

You rubbed your eyes.

And sure enough, it was real.

Oh, he was swimming towards you.

Oh god, what do you do? Do you say hi? Or run away? Didn’t mermaids lead sailors to their death? No, that were sirens. But what do you do?

At last, you settled on staying right where you are in the most rigid posture ever.

“Hello.”

Oh wow, he had the softest voice you’ve heard from a man.

Looking closely, you can tell he was incredibly handsome. The mop of black hair lay flat on his head, drops of water running down his face (you gulped seeing his very bare, very toned chest)

“Hey.” You voice cracked embarrassingly and you just wanted to crawl in a hole and die.

The merman didn’t seem to mind though and gave you a smile.

“Did you like my gifts?”

What gifts?

He opened his palm to show a pretty shell, arm outstretched towards you.

Oh

So he was the one behind the shells.

“I wanted to befriend you since I live alone and don’t get along with my kin much.”

Poor baby and he seemed so sweet! You wanted to squish his cheeks!

“Wow, um, i definitely didn’t expect that.”

His brows furrowed into a frown and he hung his head dejectedly.

“Sorry to bother you. I-“

“No! No! That’s not what I meant at all!”

You spend the next half an hour telling him about how humans make friends and assuring him that you wanted to be his friend too when he looked slightly sad.

The next week at your grandparents house was like a dream.

You got to know him (Wow! Jake is such a human name!), about how shy he is and how much courage it took for him to approach you.

“Something in me just called to you.” When you asked about why he only now revealed himself.

You are a puddle at his feet (or tail?) when you hear it.

You talked so much, discussing your lives and the differences in how you do everything and it was so fascinating.

Jake had literal stars in his eyes when you told him what a computer can do.

He taught you how to make a seashell chain and you clumsily made one, selecting all the shells and braiding them carefully in a thread and gifted it to him.

At that moment, he was ready to risk it all for you.

Sometime later you both realised that the friendship had turned into something a little more fragile, a little deeper.

But reality hit you both like a truck.

With only a day left before your grandparents came back and you had to leave, you decided to spend the day quietly in each other’s company.

You were watching the sunset together, side by side in the water (god your skin was all pruned with the amount of time you spent in the water everyday. But it was all worth it for him.)

You could see his downturned lips as he gazed ahead, likely thinking about how you probably won’t see each other again.

So with all the courage you had, you slipped your pinky finger into his and quickly turned to look ahead.

Jake was surprised and flustered by your action but couldn’t hide his pleased little smile.

He tentatively held your hand in his, heart pounding and trying not to focus on the way your breath hitched at his action.

And looked ahead.

It might be difficult but you both would find a way.

He was sure of it.

[angelinpiink]

midari ikishima headcannons ࿐ྂ。

   ❥ being midari’s  fem s/o would include:

Midari is most definitely the type to cling to you, all hours of the day she’ll follow you throughout the school to your classes and any gambling matches you could potentially  have later that day.

She also skips council meetings to spend more time with you though not often enough to anger the president.  It’s kind of like having your own personal bodyguard at all times due to everyone at school being aware of how insane she is and most will probably steer clear of you whenever Midari is near. However, if Midari happened to catch anyone looking at you too long or in a way she deems as being odd, she’ll become very overprotective.  “The hell are you looking at?”

Midari will do whatever it takes to make you happy, she wants to please you anyway she possibly can, anything you want she’ll get for you no matter how hard it is to obtain. She spoils you rotten and probably never tells you no because she simply can't.

Expect lots of headpats and PDA in general, she loves being in close contact with you so expect head pats.  The two of you hold hands as you walk through the hallways of the academy and sometimes she’ll wrap an arm around you to let everyone know that you are hers. There is no doubt that she loves to show you off but if you are someone who isn't into having lots of physical contact she will keep her distance, never pushing the limit because if you were ever mad at her heart would shatter.

Everyone at school secretly questions why you are with her but very few people have the guts to mention it aloud and those people are your friends, of course though no matter how much they can't comprehend it, they still respect your decision to be with her and are happy for you.

Thankfully, You won't have to find yourself being jealous of Yumeko and this is only due to the fact that her obsession simply just transferred to you the moment you two started dating, though it's not as severe and she's definitely calmed down a bit due to not wanting to scare you off.

❥ nsfw (things get sexual from here, if you are not comfortable with this kind of content pls turn back)

Sex with Midari is very spontaneous, meaning that that two of you often have sex at random when Midari gets her urges she will do anything to satisfy them. You may even skip classes to do the deed, if your needs are bad enough though it takes a lot of convincing from Midari.

I imagine that Midari would be more on the dominant side, maybe perhaps she could be a switch who’s not against letting you have control every once in a while. 

  If it's okay with you she’ll use her gun to make things more interesting, Midari has most definitely touched herself while fantasizing about scaring you with her gun, pressing against your skin and watching you shiver mixed with the thrill of being in the school bathroom which gives the two of you the chance of being caught, it makes Midari hot and she has no problem letting you watch while she touches her self.  The moment her fantasy becomes a reality she’ll absolutely loose it.  

Midari is exceptionally good with her mouth, she loves eating you out listening to your precious whimpers and whines whilst she allows her tongue to flick at your swollen clit. Your fingers  tangled in her hair giving it tugs, intense pleasure overwhelming you when you feel the cold metal of her piercing slide against your bundle of nerves. This never fails to make your legs shake like crazy.  

Also, lets not forget how vocal Midari can be during sex, she curses like a sailor and has zero shame about it, she couldn't care less  about who hears her or if the two of you are caught she just wants to make sure you know how good you’re making her feel and boy is she good at dirty talk.

You usually get fluttered by her words of encouragement.  “Good girl.” she’ll say Licking at her lips sloppily as her head falls back with pleasure “That’s the spot”

In conclusion, sex with Midari will often be quick and sometimes sloppy due to her impatience but that doesn't take away from the quality of it.  It’s always amazing regardless of the setting it takes place in and you are always left stunned.

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[intimidating-fettuccine]

Hello there I was wondering if I could see your personal headcannons for the Creeps, like their personalities, things they like and dislike and how they act normally and when their killing. Hopefully this ask comes through thank you.

I spent three hours on this so I hope you like it. These are just the creeps on my rule page, if you want more you can ask again. Do please remember these are my own opinions.

Jeff:

Age: 24

Height: 6'0

Weight: 180

Sexuality: Bisexual

Omegaverse: Alpha

Fears: Fire

Likes: Sour and spicy foods, working out, horror-themed items, making music, rain

Dislikes: peanut butter, liars, cold weather

Personality: Jeff on the inside is weak-minded and tender. He likes putting up a brave front. He failed to protect Liu and it really affected him. He only lets a few close people in to see just how damaged he is. He is working on recovering from self-harm. When he's happy, he loves to joke around and tease his friends. He's a bit rude and sarcastic and swears like a sailor but if you have his loyalty he'll do anything for you. He does have a bad temper though.

When killing: Jeff becomes a different person when on the job. He shuts down his emotions and just goes through the motions of the job. The only time he gets particularly violent and cruel is if someone angers him very badly.

Jane:

Age: 23

Height: 5'9"

Weight: 150

Sexuality: Lesbian

Omegaverse: Beta

Fears: Fire, heights

Likes: Reading, Alice in wonderland, Melanie Martinez, cooking, fashion, makeup

Dislikes: Disloyalty, hot weather, drama

Personality: Jane is fashionable and isn't afraid to show it. She's quirky and a bit nerdy but she's also extremely strong-willed and opinionated. She never backs down from a challenge and enjoys spending time with those that she holds dear. She pulls pranks on people and is quite the jokester. She loves children and taking care of others.

When killing: She is a merciful assassin. She always makes sure her victims are asleep and does the job quickly and easily. She only takes jobs for horrible people that the world would be better without.

Liu:

Age: 27

Height: 6'3

Weight: 170

Sexuality: Gynosexual

Omegaverse: Beta

Fears: Spiders, Sully

Likes: Jazz, sweets, drawing, dancing

Dislikes: Sully, nosy people, loud noises

Personality: Liu is kind and soft-spoken. He enjoys spending time with those he loves and is frequently trying to pester Jeff into reconnecting with him. Sully, however, is quite rude and unafraid to offend others just for the amusement of it. He hates Jeff and taunts him to deter him from reconnecting with Liu.

When killing: Sully does this job for him. He finds it tiring so he just gets the job done as fast as he can, although he can be quite brutal when it comes down to it.

BEN:

Age: Died at 17, Currently 28

Height: 5'5"

Weight: 130

Sexuality: Pansexual

Omegaverse: Omega

Fears: Water, public speaking

Likes: Gaming, junk food, reptiles, anime

Dislikes: Large crowds, chores, seafood

Personality: BEN is actually a very shy person. He lacks social skills from his isolation from other people and isn't sure how to communicate in some situations. Large groups of people make him nervous and he panics. When he is comfortable with a person though, he's funny and witty and actually extremely smart. He can thoroughly enjoy both intelligent conversations and idiotic conversations based only around memes.

When killing: BEN doesn't kill. He can't handle it.

Eyeless Jack:

Age: 28

Height: 6'10"

Weight: 190

Sexuality: Bisexual, Demisexual

Omegaverse: Alpha

Fears: Storms

Likes: Dark and quiet places, anything medical, knitting/sewing

Dislikes: Bright lights, uncleanliness, spoiled people

Personality: Jack is kind and intelligent. He is fiercely protective of anyone he holds dear and will stand by his friends as if they're family. He's rather timid about his demonic situation and feels that all of his friends fear him as his victims do. He likes to spoil those around him with gifts but dislikes when they brag about such things and show off.

When killing: He always kills his victims while they're asleep out of sympathy, and then he takes time to harvest their organs for him to eat later.

Laughing Jack:

Age: 278

Height: 7'5"

Weight: 250

Sexuality: Pansexual, Demisexual

Omegaverse: Beta

Fears: Being alone

Likes: Candy, baking, laughter, children

Dislikes: Loneliness, boredom, children

Personality: He tries to play it off as if he's much happier than he is but Jack is actually fairly depressed. He tries to laugh through his pain and loneliness but really he doesn't know how to cope. He likes cute and trendy things and finds the newer generations interesting. He can be quite vulgar when he wants to be.

When killing: Cruel and heartless. Treats murdering like it's a fun game to be played.

Toby:

Age: 22

Height: 5'8

Weight: 164

Sexuality: Pansexual

Omegaverse: Omega

Fears: Fire, yelling/loud noises

Likes: Collecting things, nature, painting, gardening

Dislikes: Loud noises, groups of people, being ignored

Personality: He's loud, obnoxious, and has little brother energy. He loves exploring and making new friends but feels uncomfortable when surrounded by too many people. He likes joking around with people and telling and listening to stories. He gets protective and defensive of people he cares about and has had to have been pulled away from fights before because something bad was said about one of his friends.

When killing: Quick but brutal. He tries to get the job done and can put a surprising amount of force into his blows with his axes.

Clockwork:

Age: 26

Height: 5'6"

Weight: 153

Sexuality: Bisexual

Omegaverse: Alpha

Fears: Needles

Likes: Skateboarding, being with the guys, sports, soft things, drawing

Dislikes: Judgemental people, overly feminine things, abusers, quietness

Personality: She's a tomboy through and through. She likes to get dirty and be rough and she certainly has a rough style of speech. Probably one of the most loyal of the creeps, she views them as her family and will do anything for any of them. She likes being around people and likes to be in louder environments because silence just makes her feel sick and nervous.

When killing: Precise. She has an excellent aim and can take just about anyone out as fast as she needs to. Only violent with people like her birth family.

Tim:

Age: 25

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 176

Sexuality: Bisexual, Grey Asexual

Omegaverse: Alpha

Fears: The dark

Likes: Fishing, woodworking, engineering, cooking, singing, playing piano

Dislikes: Uncooperative people, cleaning up after Toby, working overtime

Personality: Quiet but dependent. He looks out for his friends and always lends a hand when needed. He's the resident mechanic. He just likes relaxing after a hard day of work. He experiences a lot of stress and pain in his body because of his line of work so being calm and enjoying the peace and quiet is nice. When the summer weather is good he'll sit out on the back patio and enjoy himself for a while, and sometimes other creeps will join him, usually Jeff, Brian, or EJ.

When killing: Masky takes over for him and loves spilling blood. He also isn't above torturing his victims for a little bit before finishing them off.

Brian:

Age: 25

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 165

Sexuality: Pansexual

Omegaverse: Beta

Fears: Failure

Likes: Quiet, reading, trying new foods, woodworking

Dislikes: Stress, disagreements, working overtime

Personality: Quiet as Tim but a much bigger worrywart. He stresses about those around him and is always worried about their little family falling apart somehow. If he knows everyone is doing fine he'll take time to relax, read a few magazines, play with Tim's cat. He likes listening to the others talk and if someone just needs to rant for a few hours he's happy to lend an ear.

When killing: Hoodie takes over for him and likes to kill quickly with little bloodshed. He finds it to be annoying and a waste of time.

Slenderman:

Age: 557

Height: 7'6"

Weight: 245

Sexuality: Pansexual, Demisexual

Omegaverse: Alpha

Fears: Losing his family

Likes: Reading, writing, gardening, cooking

Dislikes: Having extra work because of the other creeps

Personality: He's a gentleman and a father. He looks out for the creeps like his own kids and wouldn't have it any other way. He's polite with everyone he speaks to and respects those that deserve it. He says it's annoying to have to constantly have to clean up after them but he supposes the trouble they always get into spices up his life.

When killing: Quick and painless. He finds it a hassle and would rather it just be done and over with.

Doctor Smiley:

Age: 29

Height: 6'4"

Weight: 158

Sexuality: Demiromantic, Demisexual

Omegaverse: Beta

Fears: Crowded spaces, thunder

Likes: Quiet, classical music, reading, cleaning, organization

Dislikes: Loud and crowded areas, uncleanliness, mashed foods

Personality: Smiley is a neat freak and cannot handle messes of any kind. He loves being organized. He helps EJ in taking care of the residents when it comes to health checks. He manages shots and medication for the residents. He dislikes uncooperative people and is therefore very good at bribing and manipulating those around him.

When killing: He is quick but neat. He never makes a mess and is extremely efficient when it comes to what he needs to do for work.

Bloody Painter:

Age: 23

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 150

Sexuality: Bisexual, Grey Asexual, Genderfluid

Omegaverse: Omega

Fears: The dark

Likes: Nature, art, drama, technology

Dislikes: The dark, cold weather

Personality: He's very quiet, but he loves listening to others talk. He's constantly trying to catch in on all the drama in the mansion, usually, so he can use it against other people. He spends most of his time working on art and tends to invite Toby to do some joint artwork. 

When killing: He's efficient when it comes to killing, but he doesn't go out of his way to make it pain-free.

Trenderman:

Age: 495

Height: 7'3"

Weight: 227

Sexuality: Pansexual

Omegaverse: Beta

Fears: Bad fashion

Likes: Fashion, makeup, reading, traveling, cooking

Dislikes: Bad fashion, uncooperative people, pranks

Personality: With Slender as the oldest brother, Trender falls into place as the second oldest. He's responsible and fashionable and looks out for all of his siblings as well as the mansion's residents. He seems like the cool dad type of person and he can get along well with anybody.

When Killing: Doesn't kill.

Offender:

Age: 398

Height: 7'5"

Weight: 238

Sexuality: Pansexual

Omegaverse: Alpha

Fears: Being hated

Likes: Romance, traveling, Judge Judy (Via Scary-lasagna)

Dislikes: Pranks, doing work, Slender's lectures

Personality: (OFFENDER IS NOT A SEXUAL OFFENDER ON THIS BLOG) The third oldest brother, and the one that pesters his siblings and others the most. He enjoys living life on the lazy side and simply indulging himself in his passions. He is a true romantic and loves everything about love.

When killing: If he needs to kill he's quick and efficient and keeps his emotions removed from his work.

Splendor:

Age: 313

Height: 7'2"

Weight: 216

Sexuality: Demiromantic, Asexual

Omegaverse: Omega

Fears: Himself

Likes: Laughter, cooking, being happy, children

Dislikes: His inner self, despair, sad people, rainy weather

Personality: The youngest and most spoiled sibling. Splendor is excitable and always ready to spread joy and laughter to those around him. He enjoys being happy, although he has an inner dark side that he'd much prefer to hide from others.

When killing: Refuses to kill because it awakens things inside him he'd wish didn't exist.

Sally:

Age: 8 (Physical)

Height: 4'8"

Weight: 70

Sexuality: N/A

Omegaverse: Omega

Fears: Men, the dark, being alone

Likes: Games, cartoons, sweet foods, being around others

Dislikes: Loneliness, receiving punishments, doing chores

Personality: Sally is true to her child self and enjoys things made for kids, although as a ghost she's matured over time and is much smarter than she usually lets on. While she's okay with the residents of the mansion from knowing them over time, she still has a residual fear of men, especially those she doesn't know.

When killing: Doesn't kill.

Jason the Toymaker:

Age: 267

Height: 6'5"

Weight: 168

Sexuality: Pansexual, Demisexual

Omegaverse: Alpha

Fears: Abandonment

Likes: Crafting, Baking, Children, Laughing Jack

Dislikes: Being ignored, Spicy foods, Untidiness

Personality: Jason is exceedingly manipulative and possessive. Over the years, he's turned it down around his coworkers and general friends, but with the children he tries to befriend it's only gotten worse over the years. He's close friends with LJ, and the two of them often hang out together. Jason is also a neat freak and cannot stand messes.

When killing: Jason doesn't really enjoy having to kill, so when he does he does it quickly and viciously because he finds it annoying.

Puppeteer:

Age: 28

Height: 6'3"

Weight: 164

Sexuality: Demiromantic

Omegaverse: Beta

Fears: His past

Likes: Meddling with others, sour foods, himself

Dislikes: Sunlight, salty foods, his true name

Personality: Puppeteer is narcissistic and greedy and often doesn't try to see things from other's points of view, which leads to frequent arguments with him and the other residents. He has gotten close to a few of the other residents, however, and is a calm easy-going person when he allows you to get close to him.

When killing: He's very patient with his killings as it's how he obtains his energy and is very efficient at it after doing it for many years.

Zalgo: 

Age: 476

Height: 7'6"

Weight: 249

Sexuality: Demiromantic, Demisexual

Omegaverse: Alpha

Fears: N/A

Likes: Spicy food, debates, reading, bothering others

Dislikes: Apologizing, working overtime

Personality: Zalgo is a proud demon and Slender's main competitor in the Underworld as masters over proxies for their line of work. The two respect each other as rivals, and have been known to get along when off the clock. Zalgo can be quite manipulative and sadistic, but he longs for closeness so he can be a decent being when you get close to him.

When killing: Cruel and heartless when he has to kill, and he makes quick work of the bodies while he's at it, not wanting to waste more time than necessary.

[sasuhinasno1fan]

My starlight- Shallura Week Day 1

I’ve been a big shallura shipper since the start and when it came out that Shiro was gay, it didn’t change as I headcannoned him as pan anyway. I was a bit worried when a lot of people changed their stance and had asked if anyone, his charaecter, creators, anyone had said he was exclusively into guys. If he was, I’d put my ship to rest but still love their very good chemistry as great friends. No one said there was and then I found out through @breezycheezyart​ blog, when I was looking for her Juniberry art to use as inspo for this space related quest I’m doing that’s gonna be a Sailor Moon au, that @shalluraweek​ is still happening. Back in like, maybe the first year, maybe after s2 came out, I saw shallura week but didn’t do it because of writers block, so I’m really happy that I can do this and celebrate one of my fav vld ships. When I was looking for insporation on tumblr, I found a lot of Star Wars art so I decided to go with it. I’ll be honest, I found the Star Wars movies kinda boring growing up but Clone Wars was the only thing I’d willingly sit through, so my info might not be totally correct. Probably cause I love Ashoka so much. Anyway, please enjoy. Star/Sky

Shiro moved quietly across the room, heading for the door when he heard someone call his name.

“Shiro? Where are you going?”

he turned to look at his Padawan who’d only come back an hour ago from hanging out with Senator Lance, the two the same age and equally good at fighting and breaking rules. He needed the distraction after coming back from their last war effort. They’d lost a lot of good men and going up against Sendak, who’d run off again, was never fun. Keith had collapsed into bed once he got back and Shiro waited until he knew for sure he was knocked out before getting up to leave, but it seemed Keith wasn’t as knocked out as he thought.

“The Chancalor asked me to do something for him.”

A lie. Not for a second did he trust Chancellor Zarkon, who always seemed to find a way to insert himself into Jedi issues, but also seemed way too interested in him.

Keith thankfully thought the same. “We’re not that guy’s errand boys.”

“I know, but he does hold the power. I’m sure we’ll eventually find a way to get away from his grip and end the war too. I’ll be back soon. We have shore leave and you don’t have classes, why don’t you join Senator Lance for breakfast tomorrow? You can take Pidge with you.” he said, mentioning one of the other Padawans Keith was friends with.

“Alright. Be safe ok?” Keith said before disappearing back into his room.

Shiro didn’t like lying to Keith, he really didn’t. The kid was a special case, being raised by a Sith Lord who didn’t care much about Keith, willing to turn him into an assassin. He was older than most Younglings but as a newly knighted Jedi himself, Shiro insisted Keith could be trained and offered up his own job if he was wrong. So far, he had the Council eating their words that Keith was untrainable. Break rules? Yes, but only the rules he thought didn’t make much sense to him within the code. Keith might be a special case but he was Shiro’s family. It made it so much harder to keep the secret he had.

He took a speeder to the more costly apartments of Coruscant, where a lot of Senators tended to home themselves when not at their home planets. He easily made his way to one apartment, home of someone who was more than just a Senator. He easily typed in the passcode and walked to the balcony when the door opened. Standing outside on it, was a woman. Her long white hair seemed to shine in the city lights, like it was made of the stars he’d fallen in love with.

“Hey.” he called.

The woman turned, her blue purple eyes widening when she saw him.

“Takashi!” she ran over and he swept her up in his arms. “I missed you. Are you ok? I heard what happened.”

“Everything is fine now. I’m with you.”

Poster boy for the Jedi Takashi Shirogane in a secret relationship to Senator Allura Fara? The scandal, but Shiro could care less. He’d still been a Padawan himself when he and his master had gone to Allura’s planet to try and help them stop in invasion from happening. He was instructed to look after the girl, who was practically royalty, but he quickly learned she didn’t like being protected. While they could argue whether or not she was putting herself in danger, in the quieter moments, they grew closer. Even after they grew older, the invasion stopped and their meeting few, the feelings they’d gained never faded. When they could meet again, it was like they hit unpause and doubled up the feelings. He broke the rules of forming attachments and formed the ultimate one, he fell in love. They were going to marry in secret when the war broke out. They wanted to, badly, but they knew a connection that intense would put them both in danger. For now, only sweet kisses and secret meetings could happen. But once this was over, once he was sure Keith was taken care of and a Knight, he’d leave. He’d leave to Order for her. He didn’t even have to think about it. Unless they changed their views on a few things, he would leave to be happy then force to give up something he couldn’t.

When he could, he’d sneak out of the Temple and come to Allura’s apartment. To most, the two were good friends. The only one privy to their relationship was Allura’s Protocol Droid and Shiro’s former master, who he could never lie to. Here, he could relax away from the rules of the Order and just be Takashi.

He pulled away to look at her, the woman who took his heart. “What about you? Any senators who’s heads you want to rip off?”

“The list is ever growing, but let’s forget about that for now.” she said hugging him close again, hiding her face in his chest, where she always felt safe.

Shiro pulled her close, easily hiding his face in her hair. When he’d first seen Allura, he asked if her hair was made from stars. She’d gone red, redder even when he started calling her Starlight. It was a soft as a cloud inn the sky and smelled like the flowers that grew in this special garden they had always gone to on her home planet. She told him that while they looked pretty, they could also be used to make a powerful parallelizing agent. They were Allura in a flower, beautiful with looks and a warrior with her electric whip and blaster. She might be able to quell rising wars with her powerful speeches, but if there was ever a time she needed to fight, you only needed to point her in the direction. She never felt like she needed protecting, even when every part of Shiro screamed to.

This woman, someone he was willing to turn his back on his teaching for, his Starlight, made him feel like a better person. She was his drive to end the war that affected their whole galaxy. And when it was finally over, he would get on his knee and ask for her to finally be his.

[rustybutterknife]

I kinda want to know more about Lydia and Hazel... their names just go really well together? also lesbians? (btw what does hazel look like? lowkey want to draw her)

Okay okay okay! I haven’t finished the full concept drawing, but this is Hazel!

Her hair is pastel pink, and she’s got green eyes!

Anyway, onto the headcannons!!

So Hazel!!

She’s basically the embodiment of pastel GF

Her aesthetic is a mix of harajuku, kawaiicore, Lolita, and kidcore.

She’s just,,, bubbly baby

She likes anime!

Her favorites are Sweetness and Lightning, Sailor Moon, and Ouran Highschool Hostclub!

So onto her and Lydia!

When Lydia first walked into Spanish class on her first day, she met eyes with Hazel and her heart immediately went “!!!!!!”

I guess her teacher must’ve known that Lydia would’ve liked her before she did because she was seated right next to her

They started talking, Hazel trying to explain to her what Spanish class was usually like, what the students were like, and half of Lydia listened. The other half was just straight up 💞💖💕💗💘♥️💓

Lydia got pretty settled in after about 2 or 3 weeks, and got used to how everything worked. Even then, she couldn’t get used to Hazel. Every time she saw her felt like the first time seeing her. Just pure bliss.

Little did she know, Hazel felt the same way. She just didn’t know if Lydia was The Big Gay™ or not. Oh honey.

One day, Hazel complained about how she couldn’t understand the unit and Lydia offered to help her study. Of course, they studied at Hazel’s house because they can’t exactly study at Lydia’s. (Thanks, BJ.)

After Lydia tells her parents that she’s going over to a friend’s house to study and gets permission, they head to her house.

They head inside, Lydia meets Hazel’s parents (they’re very sweet) and younger brothers Mason and Dallas (4 and 7), they head up to her room.

It’s… very pink, to say the least. Anime posters everywhere, stuffed animals on shelves, little accessories carefully put away, cartoon strawberry sheets.

It’s very… her.

And Lydia loves that.

So they get to studying, which lasts about maybe 20 minutes or half an hour before Hazel asks if she wants a snack.As a thank you for helping her, and because she wants a snack too. Lydia says “sure,” and she yeets down to the kitchen.

When she gets down, she’s gotta give herself a little pep-talk.

“Alright, Hazel. There’s a cute girl in your room. She’s helping you learn Spanish. She wants snacks, so you gotta give her snacks. Quick, what are some good study snacks? Apple slices? Panda cookies?? Iced tea???”

She does a little dance to pump herself up, punching the air dramatically and just shaking her head all around.

She brings up all of the above on a little tray.

(It’s peach iced tea, in case you guys are wondering!)

Lydia’s just kinda sitting on the bed, looking at all the stuff in the room and messing around with the hem of her skirt.

They continue studying, enjoying their snacks and drinks. Eventually, Lydia mentions the fact that her and her mom used to have little tea parties, and how she used to dress up in a little tiara and feather boa.

Hazel is about to ask her about it, when she says “You know, there are things I wish I could have told her when she was still alive…”

Hazel just. Freezes. Quick, think of words!

“Like what?”

Smooth. Real smooth.

She immediately face palms.

“Sorry, that was rude-“ “no no, it’s fine! I like talking about my mom and stuff! It helps to keep her memory alive, you know?” “I guess so…”

they sit in awkward silence.

“I kinda wish I could have came out to my mom…”

YES!! SHES GAY!! Inappropriate time to celebrate, but yes!! Gay!!

“Oh… I still haven’t really come out to my parents, if that makes you feel any better?” “Oh, what are you, if you don’t mind me asking?” “I’m bi…” “oh cool, I’m just… a plain ol lesbian.” Lydia does jazz hands for added effect.

Hazel chuckles, putting her hand on the bed. Lydia rested her hand on top of hers, smiling and blushing. Hazel put her free hand on Lydia’s cheek, and leaned in.

Lydia leaned in as well, and…

They accidentally bumped noses. Damn it.

They immediately pull away before falling into a fit of giggles and try again. It works this time.

After a little while, they clean up and put everything back. Lydia waves goodbye to Hazel and gives her a little kiss on the cheek before leaving.

When she gets home, she’s got a bounce in her step that she hadn’t had since before her mom was diagnosed.

She’s giddy, and humming as she settles in at home.

At dinner, everyone looks at each other for possible answers while Lydia is just smiling, enjoying her dinner. She’s unusually nice to Delia. Not that she hasn’t been nice to Delia since they came to terms after the wedding. But she’s… a lot nicer than she usually is. It’s sickeningly sweet.

Everyone eats in silence for a few minutes before Charles decides to break it.

“Are you alright, Lydia? You seem unusually happy. Delia, can you take her temperature?” “No no, I’m fine! Really!”

Barbra joins in from where she’s drying the dishes as Adam washes them.

“Oh, I think she has a case of the L-word!” “Lesbian!” “Juicebox, no, she means love…” “oh!! Yeah, that makes more sense.”

She doesn’t tell anyone until later at night after Charles and Delia have gone to bed. She sneaks up to the attic, and tells the Maitlands she has something important to say.

They immediately drop what they’re doing, and ask if she’s being bullied. They’ll ask BJ to help, and they’d look the other way. She laughs and says no, she’s not being bullied.

“Oh, then what is it?”

She’s quiet for a moment with a huge smile on her face before she says “I had my first kiss today!”

They’re immediately gasp and celebrate with her. Barbra and Lydia are bouncing up and down in excitement (but gently so they don’t wake the Deetz’s), Adam’s trying to give Lydia pointers on what to do on dates. She’s just happy chirping and flapping her hands.

She doesn’t tell Beetlejuice until later, and his reaction is exactly as you’d expect.

“You know if she breaks your heart, I’m gonna make her shit herself in fear, right?” “Please don’t…”

Once it’s official, they go on little dates!

To the park, ice cream shops, the mall, and to a little bakery between their houses!

They’ll usually get macaroons and a couple of cupcakes, then sit on a bench outside, holding hands and eating their snacks while just enjoying each other’s company.

Soft GFs,,,

When it comes to birthdays, anniversaries, and Valentine’s Day? They go all out.

Once, for Valentine’s Day, Hazel got Lydia a sword. A full working sword. She decorated the sheath with little bat and black cat stickers.

Lydia almost started crying, because now she could make the “is she... ya know... *sword swinging motion* a lesbian?” Joke.

(Also it’s a sick ass sword that she keeps next to her bed. So she sees it when she first wakes up and thinks of Hazel, also because she can threaten BJ with it.)

In return, Lydia made her a basket with stuffed animals, her favorite snacks, those cat ears that move with your emotions, a few pairs of fuzzy socks, and a sweater that Barbra helped her make.

She wears it all the time.

In conclusion, they’re baby!

[breanime]

Make-Up Sex with Sirius...

Here’s a sexy headcannon list for Sirius Black that nobody asked for! Make-up sex with Sirius Black would include...it gets ~smutty~

Make-Up Sex with Sirius Black would include…

So the fight would be pretty fiery

 Sirius is dramatic and explosive, and you take no shit so it went from bad to worse

You storm out after he says something especially hurtful, like “I could have any girl I want, why do you think I need you?”

He regrets it as soon as the words leave his mouth

But you’re gone and Remus is giving him that look

That ‘you done fucked up now’ look

 And Sirius wastes no time in chasing after you, a chorus of “I’m sorry” and “baby, I didn’t mean it” coming off his lips

 But you don’t want to hear it

“Leave me the fuck alone, Sirius”

 “Please, baby, I’m sorry—”

  “—Get your hand off my cloak, or I’m gonna hex you”

 He doesn’t take his hand off your cloak

You hex him

 (it’s just a tiny one, just to stun him enough for you to run off again)

It still hurts though

You spend the next 48 hours avoiding Sirius

You raise your wand whenever he even looks like he’s thinking of approaching you

He backs away quickly after that

 His eyes are so sad

And you’re sad, too

But you focus in on the hurt and anger and try to ignore the sadness as much as you can

 Sirius tries everything to get you to talk to him

 He sends you your favorite snacks from Honeydukes

 He charms flowers to fall from the sky into your hair

 He makes sure the house-elves save your favorite sweets and asks them to deliver them to you every night before bed

Because he knows how you like something sweet before you go to sleep

Remus, James, and Peter all come to you on Sirius’ behalf

Remus: “You know he didn’t mean it, he overreacts sometimes. He’s really very sorry.”

James: “He made me punch him in the face, that’s how made he was. The FACE, Y/N. SIRIUS.”

 Peter: “Are you still eating that?”

So, finally, you decide to cut him some slack

You go to his dorm when no one else is around

Sirius, being a dramatic little bitch, is in bed wearing his leather jacket (no shirt), and his boxers listening to sad muggle music

You sit on the edge of the bed and talk

 He stares at you like you were an angel and listens

He also says sorry about 100 times

“I’m an asshole, I know, I’m such a dick, I’m the worst”

 “—take it down a notch, edgelord.”

 He stands on the bed at some point and begs you to forgive him

"Angel, I didn’t mean anything I said; I’m so lucky to have you, I don’t deserve you”

He may or may not tear up as he asks you to forgive him

You forgive him

 Because he really didn’t mean what he said

And you said some stuff you didn’t mean either

Sirius nearly breaks a leg running to you and picking you up

He wraps you in his arms

The boy smells like leather and man and it’s so good

He kisses you on the crown of your head

“I missed you,” he whispers, even thought it’s only been like

A day and a half

He’s all for soft kisses and cuddles

But you’re horny and repressed so you slide his jacket off his shoulders mid-kiss

 He’s still whispering “I miss/love you”

So you pull his groin towards yours with your hands on your hips and say:

“I’ve missed you, too baby, but I need you to get undressed now”

His answering smirk makes your knees weak

Sirius switches gears immediately

He literally picks you up and drops you onto his bed

He takes a moment to enchant the door to keep his dormmates out

(because you guys have been caught before…lesson learned)

You practically rip his boxers off

Sirius returns the favor in full

The foreplay is all about you

He takes his time licking down from your neck to your chest

I’m talking slow, long stripes of his tongue while he stares up at you with those dark eyes and a smirk

 He actually chuckles—chuckles—when he gets between your legs

Sirius gives grade-A head, all you can do is lie back, pull his hair and enjoy it

 He moans into you

He groans when you cum on his tongue and still laps at you even after your orgasm

The vibrations are delicious

Normally he would have flipped you over so you could blow him

But he wants this to be all about you

So he kisses his way back up to your mouth

And gives you a long, loving kiss that has you sighing against him

He says “I love you” with his mouth still on yours

You look into his eyes and man…

He’s so in love with you, and you’re so in love with him

You’re thinking how much you love him and how happy you are that you made up when he thrusts into you with no warning

You can’t stop the scream from coming out

Sirius is looooong, and his stroke game is out of this world

He laughs, but quickly gets back to business

His hips slam into yours hard enough to leave bruises—and you fucking love it

He doesn’t stop talking the whole time:

“I love you so much”

“You feel so good”

“I’ve missed this so much”

You like that?”

“You’re so loud, love, someone’s gonna hear us”

(he won’t shut up, but you’re the loud one. Okay, Jan)

You mark his back up like a wolverine

He curses like a sailor when you cum

He bites down on the side of your neck when he cums

The pleasure-pain is unreal

You zone out while he cleans you up

But you snap out of it when he pulls you onto his chest for snuggles

He slipped an old T-shirt on you at some point

It smells like him and it’s super comfy

He holds you in his arms, and you’re like 5 seconds from falling asleep

Your eyes are closed when Sirius presses a kiss to your forehead

“You mean everything to me, baby. I love you ************************************************************************

So there’s that. Do with it what you will. Oh--tagging @banditthewriter and @teacuplotus because I like to force you guys to read my garbage. 

[garregmachmatchups]

na hi, may i request a normal matchup? i’m bi so i don’t have a gender preference! also i’m an infp if that helps at all. my organizational skills aren’t the best but i’ll try to make this as understandable as possible: 

to start off, i’m pretty scatterbrained! my attention span isn’t the best, and neither is my short term memory. i tend to get lost in my thoughts a lot, and when i snap out of it, it takes me a few moments to figure out just what i was supposed to be doing. it is a lot easier for me to pay attention to things that i find interesting, such as a really good story or a fun game! there is one caveat though, in that i tend to fixate on that thing for hours on end, to the point that i forget to eat or sleep.

i’m also overthinking and impulsive! i put these traits together since they kinda blend together. my overthinking makes me second guess myself, and i get restless and frustrated when i dwell on things for too long, so i kinda just… say fuck it and go with my instinct so i won’t have to deal with that uncertainty anymore.

that being said, i’m also quiet and polite, so i don’t really come across as, well, a dumbass to most people (at least, i assume so). i get good grades, i took a bunch of honors classes, and i’m pretty good at math, so i guess i seem smart and studious (…despite the fact that i barely study). apparently, i don’t seem like the type of person to cuss either, since a lot of people i know are surprised when they hear me start swearing like a sailor.

i’m also shy and awkward. i’m slow at finding the right words and figuring out what i want to say, so verbal conversations are difficult, especially with people who aren’t used to me and vice versa. due to my… scattery brain, i guess, i often need others to repeat themselves too, which makes things worse. i do try to be a little more outgoing, but it’s mostly small things like making casual small talk with classmates and making little jokes to keep things light. and this is just partially related, but i’ve… been told several times that i sound like a scared child. i don’t know how to feel about it.

lastly, i try my best to be helpful! i try to support and encourage my friends, and overall just be a positive presence. i like making other people happy. i’ve been really dependent on others in the past (and kinda still am), and i’m trying to make up for it, in a way. as such, i really admire to kind, strong (in more ways than one!) people as well. however, i’ve developed a bad habit of keeping my negative feelings to myself. i still do vent when i think that i really need someone to hear me out, but that’s only when i feel like i’ve hit rock bottom. i can’t help but feel embarrassed about depending on others. i’m… still really weak to praise and affection, though.

as for interests and hobbies, i love reading scary stories, though i like all forms of horror! i just find shorter stories much easier to get through. i’m also really into crafts like knitting and cross-stitching, since the motions are relaxing and making things by hand just feels nice - especially if they’re gifts! i dabble in other creative pursuits as well, like writing and drawing, and i’ve always wanted to get into gardening though i’ve never had the space for it.

i’m a huge dog person too - i have three dogs who i love very much and i have made it my mission to pet every dog i see (as long as i’m allowed to, that is). annnd i really like the thought of going on late-night walks, though i’ve never really gotten a chance to due to possible safety issues. 

sorry for the length, i just wanted to try to cover as much as i could! i understand that matchups take a lot of work, so thank you so much and i hope you have a great day!

Hi!!! Happy New Year everyone!!! First matchup of the year oh yeah. And thank you for writing all of this down and don’t worry it seems very organized to me! Btw, for some reason, i’ve been having a lot of trouble concentrating on writing recently, so I hope your matchup isn’t too bad fam. Anyways, your match is…

Ferdinand von Aegir!!!

At first glance, you two may not seem so compatible, but the more I think about it, the more I think you guys would go really well together. Ferdinand is a thoughtful and attentive guy, on top of it all he is also very responsible, so he’d be able to aid you in your tendency to be scatterbrained. I’m sure he could look after you in this aspect if you asked him for help but he’d simultaneously try to help you best this as well. For your tendency to overthink, he’s definitely someone who would encourage you to believe in yourself and in the decisions you make. As a preacher of discussion and debates, Ferdinand who although is very competitive, also strongly believes in growth and development, therefore in his eyes, it’s okay to be wrong, as when you know you are wrong you can improve. This may prove to be something difficult for you to embrace at first, but even then the fact that Ferdinand would express that sentiment to you would let you know that he would not judge you for the mistakes you make. Ferdinand is very well mannered and defined, as he strives to be the ideal of nobility. Your politeness and the educated mien you seem to convey to others would definitely make an impression on Ferdinand. As he would later come to know, you are also quite intelligent, which would only prove his initial thoughts about you. He might be a bit taken aback when you start cussing, and might not personally like it, but it wouldn’t really take away from your other qualities. Ferdinand is also quite the social butterfly, and a skilled conversationalist, so first of all, he’d have no trouble making conversation with you, even if you might sound a bit like a scared child sometimes. Secondly, even better, i’m sure he’d be glad to give you tips and tricks on how to start a conversation with people. Lastly, INFP personalities I think really fit into Ferdinand’s concept of a noble, someone who dedicates themselves or feels the need to help others, in addition to being someone who is always willing to improve. In your case, this is best exemplified by your want to be helpful and make people happy. Even if you may not be completely independent right now, Ferdinand would nonetheless come to recognize and deeply respect your efforts. Most importantly, because of your open-mindedness and acceptance, Ferdinand could find you to be a very valuable conversation partner, even if you may feel like you have a lot of shortcomings in that area. For how kind and amiable Ferdinand may be, he can be a bit unmindful and clumsy with problems or concerns he doesn’t quite understand or grasp, despite not trying to be so. Therefore your more open and empathetic outlook on things could help him understand and connect with others better and ultimately help him grow as a person as he wishes to do.

Headcannons:

When Ferdinand first laid eyes on you, he was immediately drawn to you.

You were very polite but also quiet. In his eyes, you just seemed regal in a sense. 

That’s why when he started talking to you, he was very confused as to why you were so shy and awkward while talking. He saw how much you tried though, and at that he couldn’t help but smile.

He notices, however, how helpful and kind you are to others, and how much effort you put into making others happy.

Afterwards he makes it his mission to help you in any way he can, determined to make people see you as he does, including yourself, truly the noblest of nobles.

You try to explain to him that you really don’t want to depend on others. At that he lets you know you aren’t depending on him, as you yourself are making the progress, and he is only lending a hand. He also tells you that despite you not knowing so, you’ve helped him grow as a person quite a bit as well, so the only thing he can do is return the favor.

We all know Ferdinand loves his tea time, but he especially loves it with you. He also loves hearing your heartening and positive outlook on things. It makes him see things through rose-colored glasses at times.

Tea time also comes to be of great help to you, as it’s literally an activity where the point is to make conversation.

He’s very patient every time you speak, and he listens to you with an amount of attention you aren’t sure you would ever be capable of, or anyone for that fact.

Speaking of which, the first time Ferdinand heard you curse he just sat there with his eyes almost popping out of his sockets, incredibly shocked to the point you thought he might’ve had a heart attack. That is until he started bursting out laughing at your sudden outburst. 

Have I mentioned Ferdinand is super romantic? He’s known to smother people with praise to the point where they just would just rather disappear.

Of course, his praise giving and affection is only going to increase by tenfold with you. He literally almost praises you just for smiling. You swear to god you’ll faint one day from it all.

He always makes a cup of tea for you while you are knitting or cross-stitching. He’ll sometimes ask you to make something for him, maybe some gloves or a scarf. He either uses them a lot because he just loves them too much or almost never uses them because they are just too precious to him. Just one or the other.

He’d totally get you a small garden where you can plant whatever you want. If you ever planted started planting something to make tea out of he’d totally cry.

You two would sure make the noblest couple ever. 

Other matches: Hilda Valentine Goneril, Ingrid Brandl Galatea

Hope you enjoyed the matchup! If you feel like you weren’t portrayed correctly/I misinterpreted your information let me know and I’ll make the corrections!

[thanos-kin]

dear evan hansen headcannons

EVAN: - bisexual - 5'10 - he tends to do things like tap his pencil or his foot or he plays with erasers or some shit he's just always doing something with his hands - has those erasers with removable pieces because "THEY'RE CUTE CONNOR I LOVE THEM" - freckles. more freckles after a day in the sun. freckles everywhere. - has a bonsai tree - DRIVES LIKE A GRANDMA - actually really fit because of his outdoor activities?? - lifted connir off of the ground like he was a feather and everyone was Shocked - "THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE EVER LIFTED ME" "oh mY GOD CONNOR" - LOVES TO BAKE BUt kind of sucks at it - afraid of big dogs. and fluffy dogs. and dogs with big eyes and long tails and legs and just dogs. he's scared of dogs. - cheesy romantic. reads romance books and watches romantic movies and just. my boy. - when he's feeling down he goes to connor because they can trust each other because of the one thing they have in common - the suicide attempts. - dyed a streak of his hair blue for halloween one time and made connor cry - CONFIDENT DRUNK - got high once and laughed for seven minutes straight before passing out - has a burn scar on his back from when jared set him on fire by accident - learns to do hair because he likes touching connors hair - he maybe likes connors dog a little bit - "i may seem collected on the outside but on the inside i am screaming 24/7." CONNOR: - borderline personality disorder !!!! - sees a therapist and takes medication - he honestly went through ten therapists before deciding to go with evan to his therapist - has a pitbull named cheese that his mom got him to help calm him down when he snaps - still a dick every now and then but he's Trying - 6'0" - panseuxal - is literally. always napping. he sleeps on the ground. on his desk. on evan. anywhere. - paints his nails when he's high with 100% accuracy but fails when he's sober - "ZOE HOW DO YOU USE EYELINER" - LOVES sweets. needs them. craves them. - literally cries over evan's freckles like what - sarcastic as all hell - he and jared's friendship is just a race to see who can roast the other faster - draws on himself constantly until he has literal sleeves of designs on his arms. then he moves to drawing on his friends. - alana buys him a sketchbook when she wakes up with white sharpie printed on her face - he draws the most AMAZING scenery and designs - probably wants to be a tattoo artiat - always records himself when he's high - new bruises and cuts every day - he bumps into things a lot when he's high - he gets his first piercing from a dude in an alley. it's a septum piercing. everyone screams when they see it. - hates pepe - comments on how gay he is every day. - still has bad days and when he does he locks himself in his room and calls evan - evan's talk of trees got him into plants. owns seven cactuses, a pot full of forget-me-nots and three succulents with names and backstories. - "i will shove my foot so far up your ass you'll be tasting leather and shit for the rest of your pathetic life you wrinkly numbnut" ZOE: - still having trouble forgiving her brother for all the years of mental abuse - 5'10 - lesbian af - makeup that could literally kill a god - likes to wear crops tops and dresses - wears sweatpants to school ONCE and is reminded of it every day for the rest of her life - literally a huge photography nerd - has EVERY PICTURE SHES EVER TAKEN hanging on her wall. even that ugly ass one of connor screaming over titanic when they were thirteen. - probably does yoga - dreams of going to paris. can literally speak in french and owns literally everything with the eiffel tower on it. - replies to everything in meme language. her parents are worried for her. connor wants to die again. - has a poem alana wrote to her on her wall next to her bed - so many pictures of alana - HANGED A PEPE PICTURE IN THE SHOWER ONCE THAT MADE CONNOR SCREAM WHEN HE SAW IT - likes to draw constellations with evan's freckles on his face - literally has not combed her hair since fourth grade?? its just naturally perfect??? - "im gayer than you connor" - SWEARS LIKE A SAILOR WHEN SHE BUMPS INTO SOMETHING - so much emoji's - steals all of alana's hoodies ALANA: - hates not having anything to do so much - 5'6" - in every school club tbh - also a lesbian - a journalist/writer - literally stays up until 2 am every day and comes to school looking like a goddess - GOD IS SHE SMART - she probably tutors everyone - "what's the answer to this problem alana" "hella" - BIG HAPPY SMILES - can kill you in two seconds with The Look - READS SEVEN BOOKS A DAY - probably listens to asmr - totally has tumblr - LITERALLY SHINES BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN - feminist. not a feminazi, will make jokes about women being in the kitchen with jared but will stab you if you are genuinely against women's rights - attempts to do yoga with zoe once. she breaks her nose. - SHE'S A MESS. HER WORK STATION IS JUST FULL OF CRUMPLED PAPERS AND PENS AND COFFEE MUGS. - likes to do diys. - "ZOE I DID A DIY FACE MASK AND I CANT GET IT OFF" - once punched a man for a klondike bar - "sorry im two hours late feminism called" JARED: - panromantic asexual!!!!! - 5'4" - a gaming youtuber - actually somehow has like 1,000 followers??? - everyone has been in his videos at least once - EATS A BATH BOMB ON CAMERA - every birthday connor buys him a bath bomb and screams "CRONCH" in his face - enjoys really cringey memes - has a german shepard named Sir Titlicker - "EVAN SIR TITLICKER WILL NOT EAT YOU" - once tripped on a bug - he's actually self conscious and hides behind self deprecating jokes - threw a dreidel at the menorah once when he was little and is still not allowed near the menorah - soft chub legs - much Sarcasm - literally is so sarcastic with connor??? they like each other but sometimes even evan wonders if they actually like each other or not - probably enjoys nickelback - HUGE SUBWAY FAN. WOULD SHOVE SUBWAY UP HIS ASS FOR FREE. - likes star wars probably - wore a shirt that said "im a gamer" once - "burn that shirt now" "EVAN WHAT THE FUCK" - actually cried when he played slenderman with Evan - "are you ok" "IS HE GONE EVAN IS HE GONE" "yes" /looks up and sees slenderman appear "WHDBANFBJDJSBSDH" /evan is wheezing - makes dirty jokes 24/7 but literally blushes for 9 years if you make a dirty joke towards him - actually Fragile - in a cult probably - probably has a runescape series on his YouTube channel - has set evan on fire before - he tries to be a good friend he really dies but he fails sometimes - "are you a nail baby because ill hammer you into the wall tonight ;)"

[alliumdykes]

hello sailor please hand over your c!wilbur headcanons

OK SO HERE WE GO!

Transfem cWilbur who uses She/he, obviously. But i also like to think that she is a kookaburra hybrid, he used to put specific wing Jewellery onto her wings but gave it to Quackity in a homoeterotic subtext.

I like to believe that she was aware of having complex gender identity feelings pre-l’manboom but he only really acknowledged thise feelings and her gender post-revival. With the burgervan being when she actually first introduced himself as a woman to people.

She also cannot cook for SHIT. L’manburg was the closest thing that he ever had to actually making a good looking food, and that was just pure drugs. She tried making some burgers during the burgervan arc but, it really didn’t work out well.

He also has something, idk what but she sure has something to be diagnosed.

[alliumdykes]

Overly specific headcanon question, but who from dsmp do you think would be able to purr?

(to make it less overly specific, you can also talk about like, trilling and chuffing and stuff. Just what funny critter noises do they all make)

I wrote a hole but it was deleted so i gotta do this again BUT

cTommy cannot purr, she does make the classic hyena laugh and whooping sound though.

cWilbur also cannot purr, i like to hc him as a kookaburra. so in turn she gets the classic kookaburra trill, which also sounds like a laugh.

cQuackity can *Technically* purr, hes a lyrebird hybrid in my eyes. So she’s able to copy off many noises and uses those to piss off wilbur

cRanboo can purr from their enderman side! But they can also do classic cow noises such as mooing!

cTechno is very secretive about his ability to purr or not. The reason is im unable to find any proof that thylacines did purr but i like to believe he does.

Another bird! cPhil is a aussie magpie, so hes got the classic maggie warble that is basically an alarm clock to me lol

cNiki is a platypus so she has the classic platypus churr that they make. she can sound close to purring, but she’s unable to purr properly

(also random piece of thylacine news but, scientists were able to extract RNA from it! we might be getting these babies back)

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Any head canons on the way dsmp characters decorate their rooms? Or generally what their room and bedding situations would be like

Im in the car rn but, yes i do! (loki im giving you your boreal trio plus clingyduo lol)

Ok first i gotta go with cTommy, his room is an absolute mess, you cannot go anywhere in her room without a chance of tripping on something and breaking your leg. Moo’s room is so messy that quite often she needs to get his prosthetic fixed by Tubbo. Moo says its ‘an organised mess’ but isnt

cTechno’s room is FULL of books, as well with and impressive jewellery collection. There’s even a special shelf he has for all his crowns (next to it is photos of the syndicate, but hell never admit). His bed looks a bit like a den, best visual i’d say is maybe an entrance to a wombat hole.

cPhil DEFINITELY sleeps in a nest lol. He lives in a overhead sort of thing, where he has a full view of the cabin. He has a large collection of ‘shinies’ from jewellery made by Techno to random bits of shiny paper.

cRanboo and cTubbo share a room and sleep in the same bed. Tubbo has a mess which Ranboo cleans up all the time. The mess includes books about radioactivity and medical science to childrens books for Micheal. (as well little sleep headcannon but Ranboo is definitely the little spoon, he’s just to anxious to mention it)

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Do you have any dsmp headcanons about cooking? Like who do you think would be good at it, who do you think would be bad, who is only good at one type of food, etc

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YES. Im doing alliumduo because uhh yeah

Okokok so I think cTommy is a hyena, and in turn he scavenges his food, most often she goes to her friends and eats days old leftovers. Sometimes even the foods that are left in the back. Moo also doesnt cook often as well, whilst he is a pretty decent cook due to the scavenger nature of Hyenas she just prefers to eat food rather made by other people or leftovers. Due to this moo quite often makes one large batch of food to eat over a while, so he can still calm her instincts and still have healthy foods.

One the opposite hand Ranboo cooks and bakes everything. Quite often they make foods and make them look like leftovers so Tommy can eat them. They usually make dishes for everyone they love and its some sort of a love language. They often hold large dinners so they can just make food for people. They have perfected so many recipes due to this and even have their own special dishes (e.g Potato and beef stew for Techno, Micheals own mushroom cake)

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Why do you headcannon C!Ranboo as a Cow/Enderman hybrid? :3

oh oh oh i love this question!

The first reason is just so that the black and white skin makes sense

The second reason is so thats it's kinda a foil ish thing to cTommy. So it's like Ranboo has something which was ripped away from him. Tommy had a cow, but it was ripped away from her. but Ranboo? Ranboo always is a cow, Ranboo will always have the thing that he lacks

The third reason is because why not :3

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cRanboo would wear sweaters with animals on them, with silly puns like ‘check me-out’ with a cat on it or one with a dog that says ‘paws-itively!’. They would have one with a bee that says ‘bee-tiful’ with a little bee on it. He would have an apron with a bone on it that says ‘bone appetite!’