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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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I love when fiction makes the audience feel guilty about their role as the audience. When something fucked up is treated as a joke but later it's recognised how fucked up it was and the audience feels guilty for finding it funny. When a character breaks the fourth wall to plead for help, and you can't do anything so you just watch. And you know that the characters pain isn't real, but they're begging for help and you're not helping because their suffering is entertainment for you

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Some quick drawings ~

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there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

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older luka that was apart of a drawing i largely started to dislike slkdfjds 

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Robert McCall’s Floating Worlds series, 1970s/80s

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Luka Couffaine 💙🎶

"As clear as a musical note and as sincere as a melody. You're the music that's been playing inside my head since the first day we met." - 🎸

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Anyone remember my God AU? 💦💦💦

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Okay, so. Yesterday, my spouse's cat (my beloved, furry stepdaughter) was suddenly very sick. Spouse had the car on the opposite end of the state for work, so I walked down the road to the local vet. Unfortunately, she needed to be rushed to the emergency vet in the next town over, so I had to order an Uber and cross my fingers.

Enter Donald, a gay Puerto Rican man who rolls up in an electric Kia with a rainbow Zelda shirt. I know he is Puerto Rican because that is the theme of his car's decor. He's probably in his late forties. He's gushing over the cat but his demeanor changes when I tell him how sick she is and how I need to get her to the ER. He solemnly informs me, "I'll take care of it," and RIPS out of the parking lot of my building.

Dude is flooring it. The entire time he is sending his husband text-to-speech messages about, "Going to the vet, do you want me to go in and talk to them?" He informs me that he actually needed to go speak to the vet at this clinic anyway--his dog who he just had to put down yesterday went there for renal failure treatments--and that "fate brought us together." He tells the cat to hang in there, that, "Girl, I will take care of you."

He turns on his emergency blinkers. He's weaving through traffic like he used to professionally race. Any gap he sees, he takes it. It is terrifying but I am in awe.

We get to blocked traffic because it is rush hour. He asks me if I trust him. I tell him, "I guess I have to in this situation," and he nods and swings into the shoulder, guns it, whips around the traffic, and takes off on a side road. The GPS means nothing to him. He knows exactly where he's going and he is beating the traffic jams for the sake of the cat. She can't wait.

When we pull into the vet clinic, he goes in with me. As my cat is taken in, he asks me if I want to see pictures of his late dog. He shows me a picture of a chihuahua in a bow tie and it is the cutest fucking dog I've ever seen. He tells me how his husband is a dog trainer and the dog had been around the world, and that this vet is a good one and my cat will be fine.

I compliment his shirt and he nods like Arnold at the end of Terminator 2. Then he just marches out the door.

Anyway. The cat is staying overnight at the emergency vet but seems to be doing fine aside from not wanting to eat. Apparently, this is a $2.5k case of "your cat has a cold and is constipated, and what you thought was respiratory distress was her gagging on snot while nauseous." We pick her up sometime today.

Wherever you are, thank you, Donald. My spouse left you a tip higher than the cost of the trip because you are awesome and your dedication to our cat was inspiring. 10/10, I would endanger myself on the road with you again.

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stoner luka. he is too chill i know his secret

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absolute fury

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Luka loves...

A/n: have a good day, let me know if I missed anything in warnings

⚠️: gender neutral reader, fluff, talk of panic attacks, ice cream, cooking,

Luka loves when you dance to his songs

Luka loves when he finds you and his sister get along

Luka loves when you cook with him because he can't cook well

Luka loves picking you up from school

Luka loves going to Andre's for ice cream after studying for hours

Luka loves when you help with kitty section

Luka loves when you help calm him down from a panic attack

Luka loves when you take his sweaters

Luka loved you from the moment you met

Have a good day and night 🌙

Pixie out 🧚‍♀️

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I like to think that Luka and Juleka are immigrants from the former Yugoslavia. Luka's name has a very on-the-nose meaning in both Serbo-Croatian and Slovene (namely, "port, harbor", which goes with both his family's nautical aesthetic and his personality). Both of them also have issues around language, what with Juleka's mumbling and Luka's tendency to communicate through guitar chords. Being an immigrant would definitely do that to you.

As from where they're from specifically, any of the six former Yugoslav Republics would work, but I'd go with Slovenia:

First of all, the memes are just exquisite. Imagine Chloé going "Do you people talk in Slovakia?", to which Juleka looks at her like "Ha ha, never heard that one before. Very funny, did laugh." Or Lila doing Lila things and Juleka going "Ugh, Italians", to which someone asks her if she's still mad about Trieste. Or Luka talking about how Ljubljana is the real City of Love. Or Purple Tigress, Viperion, and Cat Noir annoying Ladybug with increasingly over-the-top diminutives for the Slovene version of her name, to the point she throws all three of them in a trash can about it. Or Luka saying that he hasn't dodged the Slovenian femboy stereotype (yes, that's a real thing). Or, since "A greste?" is Slovene for "Are you (pl.) going?", Luka saying "Agreste? A greste out of my life, more like."

Speaking of the Slovenia-Slovakia confusion, I dig the irony of Juleka, someone who really wants to be seen, being from a country that's most well-known for being mistaken for another country.

As of 2022, Slovenia is the first (and only, unfortunately) Slavic country to have legalized gay marriage, which I again like due to how it relates to Juleka.

The emblem of Ljubljana is the dragon, and I'm Lukagami trash like that.

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here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

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I’m up to Luka’s intro episode and I lowkey already like him more than half the characters