imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.
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Every day Road Work Wizard fills in potholes and every night Dark Road Work Wizard crafts new ones
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Quick comic to get out my FEELINGS I want to THROW UP Neil
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my brother, very into f1 and desperate: please make an iliad f1 au
me: huh
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Appledash car chase. Bang bang.
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Love the idea of these 4 going on a double date and it gets chaotic
(Husk complained about being the get-away driver but he secretly loved it)
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Elesa should have expected that answer, to be fair
I didn't know it's the sanrio franchise and not hk when making this sry
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Heyy, time for the troubles with the other two twins
[Part 2]
[Stanford and kid Stanley/Original]
Anyway! Good times with Stanley and Stanford, and sorry stan, but Ford has a little something to do
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