#dramatic comedy

[thenewdemocratus]

Jack Cassidy: The Perfect Villain For Lieutenant Columbo

Source:Columbo Phile– Jack Cassidy as Ken Franklin, in Murder By The Book (1971) “The first episode made available on the channel was the seminal Murder by the Book, which opened Columbo‘s first season in September 1971. Starring the irrepressible Jack Cassidy as Ken Franklin, and directed by Steven Spielberg, it remains one of the best pieces of episodic television ever made and you can view in…

[mediamatinees]

Smackdown Pen vs Sword Chapter One: I Decided a Percy Jackson Post Deserved Better Than "Adaptation Pass or Fail" as a Title

Camp necklace? Check. Ballpoint pen? Check. Cloven camp guide? No? Oh, you're in trouble. Don't miss my review of "Percy Jackson and the Olympians" episodes one and two!

“. . . if you recognize yourself in these pages—if you feel something stirring inside—stop reading immediately. You might be one of us. And once you know that, it’s only a matter of time before they sense it too, and they’ll come for you.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”  Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief  Content Warning: Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The…

[sleepyagent]

rereading my own autobiography i started for therapists, it really reads like some fiction

maybe im just a character and my genre is dramatic comedy and im the main clown in my own story

i should start selling it as fiction

[aneenasevla]

Padaria da Pesada disponível no Kindle!

Quando a gente decidiu publicar PDP, nossas intenções eram de apenas publicar uma história, colocar nosso trabalho para ser visto e lido por varias pessoas e começar uma carreira artística com o pé direito...

Mas aparentemente Deus tinha um plano pra gente!! Mal despontamos e já somos um best seller da amazon!

Minha gente, a gente não sabe mesmo como agradecer, a n ser dizer OBRIGADA pra cada um dos 500 que baixou Padaria da Pesada em apenas 2 dias!

Espero que vocês gostem do nosso trabalho.

FELIZ ANO NOVO PRA VCS!

PADARIA DA PESADA DISPONÍVEL EM EBOOK NA AMAZON!

[chaoticallyfluffy]

Shazam identity reveal AU where the league knew Captain Marvel was a child named Billy since day one but he stubbornly refuses to transform or tell his full name for the whole 4 years he’s been on the team and everyone’s so confused because they know like. 95% of his identity already why is he hiding this specific part?

They start thinking he’s some kind of criminal or had a dark past he’s hiding from them. They know so much about him, though. They know he’s homeless, they know he’s had bad foster homes, they know his parents died tragically and his uncle stole his inheritance. he shares everything. Everything except the one thing that would show he truly trusts them. Why? What have they done to convince him they weren’t trustworthy?

Then. He accidentally transforms back during a battle. Batman instantly scans his face with the facial scanner that’s built into his mask because he’s paranoid as hell of course he has one of those. And he sees exactly why he hid it for so long.

The tension in the air is so palpable that the entire league feels it and they look back and forth between them waiting for the bomb to drop.

Cyborg is the one who blurts it out (he IS a facial scanner)

“Your last name is BAT SON??”

Billy groans into his hands in defeat and Batman sighs, finally understanding why the secret was kept so desperately.

From then on the league refuses to call Billy anything other than Big Red Robin or just Big Robin. Robin but big. they call Batman Captain Dad at every possible opportunity. Whenever Billy does something wrong someone threatens to tell his dad on him then call Batman. The robins last names may as well not exist because from then on they are only ever called Damian Bat-son or Red Hood Bat-son or Stephanie Bat-daughter, except for Red Robin who’s called Little Red Robin or, if they’re feeling brave, the Little Red Cheese. The bat children and Billy’s nicknames become so confusing and meshed together that conversations get very confusing and the names just become interchangeable. The press is convinced that Captain Marvel is Batman’s secret love child within a week.

It gets so chaotic so fast, no one knows how this happened but names mean nothing anymore and Batman is getting a DNA test. So much opportunity for chaos!

[annasofthe11thdimension]

Pictured: Loop being extremely normal as they lay in their shallow (homemade) grave as they meditate on existence and also if they have annoyed the Researcher enough THIS time for her to murder them and bury them alive.

(Spoilers - they did not annoy her even CLOSE to that much.)

And there is the required reverse image of Odile arriving - she's had a LONG day (i.e. previous loop), and due to this it will take ten minutes before she even acknowledges the shallow grave Loop is laying in, as she was distracted complaining about what Siffrin just did to annoy her.

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I'd say there's context for all of that, because like...there IS context? Here's the link to the series of fics that HAS that context even! But also...even with context...can't say that it's going to make any of this less weird.

Mostly Odile is looping because due to Loop's wish the universe got rewritten to make Siffrin's repression and emotional issues (the ones bad enough to get him stuck in a time loop in the game) 'someone else's' problem...or at least that's Loop's best theory atm!

Regardless, context or not, I'm quite happy with how the pics came out, and figured I might as well post them here too.

[alicentwhore]

Fuckin. Dumb and Dumber over here

[high-voltage-rat]

I think it's fascinating that the quotes:

"Have you forgotten sir, we were at war? A fight with an alien race for the very survival of our species. I feel I must remind you that it is an undeniable, and may I say fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable."

"When you spend every day fighting a war, you to demonize your attackers. To you, they're evil, they're subhuman. Because if they weren't, what would that make you? What I'm trying to say... is I've been afraid to see you for what you really are. You're our brothers. Our sisters. And the things we've done to one another are unforgivable."

"These guys want to use us, take us away from our families, and send us all over the dad-gum galaxy just to test if their agents are ready for the big fight? Well... guess I'm interested in showin' em exactly what a big fight is all about! So I'm not ordering you to go. I ain't even asking. You do what you gotta do, Private."

came from the same series whose standard fare is lines like:

"What in the hell are you two doing?" / "We're being executed by our own men, sir." / "Cut it out."

"I only drink the blood of my enemies, and the occasional strawberry yoohoo."

"You always said I could sleep when I’m dead, Sarge, and guess what? I am dead. This purgatory is about to become purga-snore-y, yawn!"

...and both categories manage to be a poignant statement about the nature of war and what it does to the people in it.

[openphrase123]

another night where i'm soo so mad that i don't have the time or staff to write, choreograph, design, and produce a ballet version of in stars and time. i want to watch it. i'm rotating it in my mind still.

[kaisentine]

let me exaggerate sae’s hatred for fries in peace please

“can you stop eating that?”

your eyes snap to the red-head in-front of you, abruptly stopping your chewing. he’s looking at you and it was very clear he was quite disturbed of the sight of you—you eating fries.

to spite him, you shove the rest of the golden stick (how do you describe fries without making it awkward what) into your mouth to deliberately make him even more annoyed. the furrow of his brows quickly made it’s appearance and it feels agonizing to stop your laughter because is he really that bothered to you eating fries?

look, you know he has confessed his hatred or dislike of the food. either it was from one of his many interviews or he straight up told you himself, but it didn’t affect you because that was his preference—not yours. “andd if i say no?” you ask as a shit-eating grin threatens to show through your facade.

he shrugs, “i’d rather snatch it away from you anyway.” now you were the one to be bewildered by how serious he sounds. is this guys alright? is he actually upset… “don’t you dare!” you scramble to pick up the bag of fries you were eating from but he was always faster—swiftly snatching it before you could.

okay well that was not what you expected to happen. your hand was still hovering to the place where you precious fries once stayed but you were looking at him with a look of confusion and surprise. never once has he done this before (but to be fair, you never ate things like this in-front of him either).

his fist is clenching the bag and without context, it just looks like he stole it because he wanted to eat it.

“…sae?” you’re asking him slowly because this is probably the most emotion he’s shown you in a week. like he was in a trance, he’s suddenly slapped back into reality to look back at you. “sorry.” he says as he places your fries back onto the table, silently shoving back in your direction.

deciding against picking another fry up.

neither of you speak.

silence fills the room.

[spitinsideme]

ragatha still tryong so hard to get that serial killrr ussy

[adhd-merlin]

the thing that gets me when watching random merlin bts videos is just how much work went into producing this silly show... I'll make fun of the little blue sidhe and then they'll interview someone from the costume department going "yes the makeup took us 8 hours to put together :)" or one of the CGI guys will talk about how they spent months trying to figure out how to animate kilgharrah and I'll feel bad for ever laughing at the bad special effects. the beautiful sets, the gorgeous handsewn gowns, the music. so much love was poured into this project it makes me a bit emotional if I think about it too much

[thatraccoonthing]

I did some shading practice :)

[khaopybara]

❝I'm being led on by an oblivious straight girl.❞

KATO SHIHO as AYAKA and MORI KANNA as HIROKO episode 1 of AYAKA IS IN LOVE WITH HIROKO

[mommyashtoreth]

My "take" of the season I suppose is that I am totally super cool with goomens being categorized as a comedy and Crowley being categorized as a comedy role, rather than as a drama. Like I know everyone's just posting about the s2 finale bc that's like "David Tennant's acting moment" or whatever but the rest of the season still happened. You're talking about someone who has the range for both "and I would like to spend. NNGH" and "you have sinned very bigly" and really what's more impressive than that

[jeonrrelic]

how to lose a guy in one second • jjk

you may be a quirky girl but that doesn't stop jungkook from falling for you

pairing: jk x reader

genre: funny, dramatic

word count: 600+

author's note: this is my first drabble so it isn't as great as you think. it might come off as cliche and cring ybut bear with me lmao. i promise i will make better ones, in fact, i only have a few drafts. maybe by next week you will get to see another one!

It started like any other day—a slight breeze, the sun shining gently through the leaves, and you were running late for their shift at the cafe down the street. The kind of late that makes you grab mismatched socks and pray no one notices. 

Except today wasn’t any other day. Today, your crush—the crush—Jungkook, certified golden boy, tattooed heartthrob, and occasional heartbreaker, had decided to stop by the cafe. 

It was only 10 a.m. when Jungkook strolled in, exuding confidence in a plain white tee and black jeans. Your pulse skyrocketed. The man didn’t just walk—he sauntered like a black-and-white movie star. 

“Hi,” he said, sliding up to the counter with a grin so dazzling that you momentarily forgot what oxygen was. 

“H-hi,” you squeaked, fumbling with the edge of your apron. “What can I get you?” 

Jungkook tilted his head slightly, lips pursing in mock contemplation. “I’ll take an iced Americano, please. Extra ice.” He winked. WINKED. 

Y/N’s brain turned into static. A simple coffee order shouldn’t feel like a marriage proposal, but here they were, mentally rehearsing wedding vows. 

The cup was prepped. Ice. Coffee. Lid. 

You was almost proud of yourself for surviving this ordeal unscathed. You hand it over, your fingers brushing his for the briefest moment, and “accidentally” made eye contact. 

“Thank you,” Jungkook said smoothly. Then he took the cup and—horror of horrors—paused. His eyebrows furrowed. 

You froze. Had you... had you put sugar in it by mistake? Misspelled his name? Accidentally written, “Please marry me” instead of “Jungkook” on the cup? (It wouldn’t be the first time.) 

“Is this… your number?” Jungkook’s voice was low, teasing. He turned the cup around, showcasing a hastily scrawled series of digits that were definitely not yours. You stared at the cup in horror. 

Those were the digits to their Wi-Fi router. 

“Oh my gosh,” you whispered, the weight of yourembarrassment crashing down like an avalanche. 

Jungkook blinked, then broke into a laugh so rich and full it could’ve been bottled and sold as serotonin. “You… gave me your Wi-Fi password?” 

Your soul left your body. 

But wait. It got worse. Because in your panic to explain yourself, your arms flailed wildly, knocking over a tray of drinks. 

One drink—no, all the drinks—spilled directly onto Jungkook’s shirt. His white shirt. 

Gasps erupted in the cafe. Time stood still. Your brain screamed: Murder me now, universe! 

Jungkook glanced down at his now-brown-stained shirt. A slow grin spread across his face as he met your mortified gaze. “Well,” he said, plucking at the drenched fabric, “that’s one way to cool me down.” 

The sheer absurdity of his response stunned you for a moment. Then, unable to stop yourself, you burst into nervous laughter. 

“I’m so sorry!” you wheezed between giggles, grabbing a wad of napkins and attempting to dab at the mess. It only made it worse, as napkin bits clung to his shirt. 

“Stop,” Jungkook said, grabbing your hands gently. His eyes twinkled with mischief. “You’re making it worse.” 

“Oh my gosh, I’m the worst!” you groaned, covering your face. 

“You’re not the worst,” he said, his tone far too kind for someone whose coffee order had just turned into a laundry disaster. “But if this was some elaborate plan to get my attention, congratulations.” 

You peeked through your fingers. “Wait, so you’re not mad?” 

Jungkook shook his head, his grin infectious. “Nah. Besides, now I have an excuse to come back.” 

“Why would you do that to yourself?” You blurted before you could think better of it. 

“Because,” Jungkook said, leaning in just enough to make your knees weak, “you’re cute when you’re freaking out.” 

Your jaw dropped, but before you could even respond, he was already heading toward the door. 

“See you tomorrow, Wi-Fi Y/N!” he called over his shoulder, leaving you standing there, a puddle of mortification and giddiness. 

And just like that, Jungkook—the guy you lost in one second—became the one you might actually get to keep.