#it’s getting crazy

[kaisentine]

let me exaggerate sae’s hatred for fries in peace please

“can you stop eating that?”

your eyes snap to the red-head in-front of you, abruptly stopping your chewing. he’s looking at you and it was very clear he was quite disturbed of the sight of you—you eating fries.

to spite him, you shove the rest of the golden stick (how do you describe fries without making it awkward what) into your mouth to deliberately make him even more annoyed. the furrow of his brows quickly made it’s appearance and it feels agonizing to stop your laughter because is he really that bothered to you eating fries?

look, you know he has confessed his hatred or dislike of the food. either it was from one of his many interviews or he straight up told you himself, but it didn’t affect you because that was his preference—not yours. “andd if i say no?” you ask as a shit-eating grin threatens to show through your facade.

he shrugs, “i’d rather snatch it away from you anyway.” now you were the one to be bewildered by how serious he sounds. is this guys alright? is he actually upset… “don’t you dare!” you scramble to pick up the bag of fries you were eating from but he was always faster—swiftly snatching it before you could.

okay well that was not what you expected to happen. your hand was still hovering to the place where you precious fries once stayed but you were looking at him with a look of confusion and surprise. never once has he done this before (but to be fair, you never ate things like this in-front of him either).

his fist is clenching the bag and without context, it just looks like he stole it because he wanted to eat it.

“…sae?” you’re asking him slowly because this is probably the most emotion he’s shown you in a week. like he was in a trance, he’s suddenly slapped back into reality to look back at you. “sorry.” he says as he places your fries back onto the table, silently shoving back in your direction.

deciding against picking another fry up.

neither of you speak.

silence fills the room.

[rosasappho]

i need get off of slime rancher and sleep but i’m so locked in

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[vulpinesaint]

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

[circumpolarvampire]

People online (white) will create so many conspiracy theories that just boil down to "Asians aren't complete human beings with their own thoughts and autonomy" like maybe Chinese people are just going about their day to day life. Maybe a video of a North Korean person like chilling is just a person chilling, who isn't going to power down like a robot once the video is over. Stop being a fucking creep.

[nat-20s]

name a more iconic thing to happen for the fictional qpr community than Donna Noble quite literally meeting her soulmate and being like hmm. there's no one I've ever wanted to fuck less

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[valtsv]

i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.

[katsinspats]

I think my copy of the game is broken they've been doing this for 30 minutes

Crop of the Biolizard edit I did bc it makes me laugh:

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..

[hibiscusfl]

Certain Imperfections make me cringe

[moonlightmagical]

izzy roland is the smartest person alive

[sevikasupremacy]

I can’t be having unholy thoughts rn

[fairycosmos]

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

[mimilllion]

call me npc, cause i'm not playing! 🧍‍♂️