#dramatic bees

[anthurak]

You know it’s been a while, but my favorite meme/fandom joke from Volume 8 continues to be Yang and Blake going full-blown ‘tired soldier angsting over her girl back home’ and ‘when will my love return from war?’ dramatic pining after being separated for LESS THAN A DAY.

[sassypotatoe1]

Vocal cats are the best what do you mean kitty can say hello like a human child? She says prrp to let you know where she is because she can't say psst, and the closest thing to psst in cat language is in fact a grievous insult. She goes "hmm?" when you call her. She almost says let's go when she calls you for food. If she could say t or g she would say let's go perfectly. She says I love you. I mean it's closer to maiyowoo but it's close enough for an animal that doesn't have human or bird vocal cords.

Vocal cats man they're so good and perfect and I love them!

[fyllophobia]

[druidshollow]

i think downpour dislikers can get a biiiit *too* serious about it tbh. dp isnt garbage, i played base game much before dp and although i agree with a lot of the criticisms i think considering who it was made by its a pretty fun and immersive expansion to the base game. tee bee aych

[phddyke]

OH? OHOHOHO

[just-someone-online]

Lowkey, I think one of my favorite little things about Rescue Bots is how we get to learn a little more about Optimus when he shows up. Like, not war stuff or Orion Pax stuff, but just little things about Optimus.

One of his favorite Earth stories is The Little Engine That Could. Does he read in his spare time and if so, how did he find Little Engine?

He tells Heatwave that he has also been learning from humans. What has he learned? The phrase "Nothing much, double dutch." Who the fuck taught him that? My money's on Miko. Jack would not have the audacity to add that to Prime's vernacular.

He has a motherfuckin' rocket powered car carrier capable of hauling four bots. And since Team Prime had four four-wheelers on the team prior to Darkness Rising, you could reasonably assume that he has used it with Cliff, Bee, Bulk, and Ratch

Optimus knows what a pogo stick is. That isn't anything noteworthy, I just think it's funny.

[puppppppppy]

vincent voice claim!! hes auggie and anton's son ^_^

VA: Catbug from Bravest Warriors, voiced by Sam Lavagnino

[jaguarys]

Truly criminal we didn't get more Sasuke and Killer Bee interactions like that is just undeniably the funniest dynamic ever. Sasuke who fully intends on killing his ass vs "who is this sassy lost child." Sasuke traumadumps his tragic backstory and Bee asks him when they started letting children join international terrorist organizations

[tending-the-hearth]

Optimus: *dies during Rise of the Fallen"

Mirage: Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months!

Bumblebee: One month.

Noah: Nah, half a month.

Sam, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OPTIMUS JUST DIED!

Kris, scratching chin in thought: One week.

[slasherscream]

No bc ur post about hitting Jordan with the "this you? 🤨" is so real. Like maybe you two are frenemies like you hang out but are academic rivals so as soon as they get a little too bold, you pull up their jitterbean promo lol It def shuts them up but they're secretly into it when ur mean to them

(Sorry for rambling I just really like ur stuff)

They'd never know a minute's peace. Even when they think you're being nice there's teeth to it.

"You look really good today, Li."

Jordan, not trusting you to not be a cunt, "....thanks?"

You, copying their exact cadence and tone during the 'Godolkin Campus Tour with Jordan Li' video, "So much swag!"

"FUCK YOU."

[lesbianherald]

kind of curious why the majority of jayvik smut focuses on bottom! viktor only. like no one wants to clap the golden boy's cheeks or smth 😔 anyway can't wait for your new AU because I know you won't leave me hanging in this top! jayce world.

i usually disengage with top/bottom discourse completely because 9/10 times I find it deeply stupid but this was so fucking funny. also "bottom!viktor" I know what you are. Fandom Vet.

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Applebees was originally created by Lucifer and Bee in hell but they couldn't agree on how to run it so they sent it to earth where it became a chain restaurant

[askcometcare]

OOC: sometimes i look at old art of sly specifically and realize how much she's changed out of all the cometcare cast

[mangostarjam]

fuji i'm just saying i can perfectly see sae getting into a little scuffle on the pitch and coming out of it with a trickle of blood from his nose that he wipes away with the back of his hand. he's sweaty and it smears a little and it's unfortunately incredibly hot.

if you could have seen me lean back in my seat SO FAST i almost fell out of my chair ASDFGHJKL PLEASE i will be thinking about this all day!!

he's so completely unconcerned about it except he notices how you can't take your eyes off him and then he gets sooooo fucking smug and just. quietly amused. doesn't do anything outwardly to show that he's noticed — but then he's cornering you in some side corridor and leaning close and asking you what's wrong like you aren't 0.2 seconds away from yanking him forward to kiss the hell out of him. i hate him so much

[orvllnki]

alright fine y' got me . back on whatever the hell this is

[majiburger]

ngl i smiled a little