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SON OF A BITCH EVERYONE STOP CANCELING EVENTS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW I NEED NEEEWWWWSSSS PEOPLE AREN'T EVEN COMMITTING CRIME THE ONE RELIABLE SOURCE OF NEWS CONTENT IS INACTIVE SOMEONE STEAL A WATER TANK OR SOMETHING PLEASE

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Don't have this problem mostly my brain is like a husky puppy. It knows exactly what it wants in the next second, but nothing beyond that, and it will dramatically scream cry until it gets what it wants. Wanted chocolate ice cream with chunks and sauce in once, told my brother explicitly "I don't care about the cost I really really want this specific brand of ice cream, I know it's expensive but please get me this" and he got plain vanilla with minimal amounts of chocolate sauce.

I hate vanilla ice cream unless it's floating on creme soda, root beer or an espresso. I actually legitimately cried like full on sobbing because he didn't get the right flavor, painfully and fully aware that it's a ridiculous thing to be this upset about. 3 minutes later my dad put on a documentary about puffins and crushed oreos and chocolate into my ice cream and I was fine.

I was nowhere near my period or ovulation, that's just how my brain does things. You wanna get sushi? Fine but I'm getting shrimp pasta and we're going to the seafood place that does both. You want sushi from a specific place? Cool but I'm dropping you off, getting my pasta and coming back for you. I don't think a single person has ever held this behavior against me most people just think it's a little neurotic and a lot hilarious. I did accidentally convert most of my friends to "get exactly what you want and compromise on the details" attitude so there was a lot of driving around to get takeout from like 5 different places in my uni years.

I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.

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Give the Doberman a blep too he's the only one without

A series

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Imagine asking on a Facebook community group for information about an assault on your business' courier driver and all the comments are just people going "this guy drives so recklessly and is so arrogant I would do the same if I weren't driving with my family/friends" like okay, assaulting or threatening to assault someone is wrong, but also how is this guy not fired yet?

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You Are Helping Us Hold On 💙

The generosity of strangers is something I never thought I’d have to rely on. But when war takes everything from you, kindness becomes the only thing left to hold onto.

Today, we’ve reached $2,200, and it is because of you.

💔 We have lost more than words can explain. 💔 We are still grieving, still searching for stability. 💔 But you are helping us get through this.

If you can, please help. If you can’t, a simple share means the world.

Thank you for standing with us.

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Hello dear,

Life still struggles my family and I, crazy prices, nothing available on the market, and war destroyed all the meaning of our life, and no one can hear us or imagine what we are suffering. Our semi tent could be damaged any time with the crazy weather, and we have to buy a one at least to protect us

With many thanks for all supports, I kindly request your help to create a campaign via posting my story on your timeline pages

Internet available with poor quality and very limited, in addition to risk to move to catch internet, I can’t spent hours to access internet while my family needs my help to catch daily needs.

Since last April, I'm trying to raise this campaign to catch daily life needs and tent, I believe you will help me to reach my target.

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Okay hear me out, hear me out! The x-ray images of the Peru "aliens" because either the metacarpals or phalanges I can't remember which were put in the wrong way around so you can embroider said x-rays and the phrase "that's not how bones work" now that I've typed it out it's not as funny but I'm posting this anyway.

Anyone has advice on what to embroider on a labcoat?

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It's the fact that the gulf of Mexico is ACTUALLY called the gulf of America in brackets on Google maps now what the fuck bro

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Thank you from the bottom of my heart ��� for supporting me in this difficult time 😭 and now I need you more than ever, which is your help to complete the rest of the goal with me, knowing that my brother, who suffers from bipolar disorder, his condition has deteriorated and he now needs to travel with some family members for treatment and to restore his health as soon as possible. Please, your help is a lifeline for us. I am grateful to you all❤️

If anyone can donate, the link is here

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Dear I am contacting you today in the hope that you can offer some form of assistance. [All I need is a small donation of £5 or £10 to help me rebuild one room in my destroyed home and keep my family alive and supported in the difficult circumstances we are living in Gaza.] Any support you can offer, no matter how small, would be greatly appreciated. Thank you for your time and consideration. Sincerely,

I am dirt poor and can't donate, but I can share your campaign link

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Hey guys! Hussam is still raising money for helping out family! Can we do another donation match for any amount you can spare? Please share this even outside of tumblr so more people can help out!

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Plleeeeaaase someone do it it would be so fucking funny

Imagine how insane tumblr would be if someone killed trump/musk on the ides of March

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I do the same thing like no one has the perfect take on absolutely everything, internalized biases remain and hold fast, but a true test of character is flaming someone for a shit take and seeing their response. It fucking sucks to be absolutely demolished it's so embarrassing and scawy, but it's good for you I prommy, especially if you come out of it with a better world view rather than cementing your old more problematic one out of spite.

I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website

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I have no idea what the memory is even from but I was hit with the sudden and vivid memory of a firetruck being hit by lightning on the way to an emergency and the firefighter crashing because the lightning kicked up a chunk of the road and it hit the wind shield. I mean it's definitely from a television series, but I have no idea which one.

Anyone who has worked a real job knows the look of someone standing there looking at something that's gonna fuck up their afternoon

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watching sirens of the deep and seeing all the digs jaskier makes at yennefer throughout the entire fucking movie knowing it takes place in season 1 is so funny. like in a few months you'll be looking her in the eye and telling her your deepest fears of losing your purpose as an artist and saying the softest most tender goodbye while you get her to safety and she's going to give up that safety to save you when you get kidnapped and tortured and faced with the very real possibility of your worst fear of losing your purpose as an artist coming true as your captor holds a flame to your fingers. you'll be calling her your wife. do you know that

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We returned to northern Gaza and found it in ruins.We found it in rubble My family, my sick father and I still need help.We need you to stand with us Donate and those who cannot donate can share Please stand with us, my friends.

👉Donate here please 👈

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