#dr blockhead

[california-112]

- That's why its left up to the self-made freaks like me and The Conundrum. To remind people. - Remind people of what? - Nature abhors normality, it can't go very long without creating a mutant.

The X-Files | S02E20 'Humbug'

[x-files-polls]

Flukeman: Iconique! Darin Morgan's first time working on the show

Dr. Blockhead: I don't think that man has a medical degree

Don't like this propaganda? Reblog it with your own or send some in my askbox

To jog your memory, here are the episodes they're from:

The Host: When a man's decomposed body is found in the sewers of Newark, Mulder is given the supposed "grunt" work. But after Scully's autopsy turns up a parasite living inside the body and a sewer worker is attacked and bitten by something, it opens up a whole new can of worms.

Humbug: Mulder and Scully must find the paranormal among the abnormal when they are sent to investigate a long standing series of ritualistic killings which match no known patterns. The latest of which was the death of the "Alligator Man", just one of many sideshow acts around which the town of Gibsonton, Florida, is built.

[residentialsinyomakai]

Woagh. Kinda big yokai/oc art dump because slideshows on a certain app feel like NOT working for me

First all the just yokai related stuff!

(Including some of my ocs bc I'm shameless)

Also I separated squid n maddiman stuff bc there's enough to fill a category by itself me thinks

And finally some of my sona and an oc or two ^u^

Cher Cher belongs to/is my friend who isn't on here (*￣∇￣*)

If a few things look weird it's because they're older or taken in different lighting, I was too lazy to retake them all (T∀T)

[musickickztoo]

Wilko Johnson *July 12, 1947

[defjux]

Here are 120 of my favorite hip hop albums, with only the first two rows being in order. This was tough for me, I tried to be as fair as possible and include the albums I grew up listening to that impacted me the most while also including the more recent albums that I listen to all the time. I’ll post the list below, and a version of the charts with the titles included. Let me know what you think, are any of your favorites here? If you've got a list of your own favorites, i'd love to see it. Peace. Chart with album titles included 1. De La Soul - Buhloone Mindstate 2. Cannibal Ox - The Cold Vein 3. Aesop Rock - The Impossible Kid 4. Billy Woods & Blockhead - Dour Candy 5. Company Flow - Funcrusher Plus 6. Madvillain - Madvillainy 7. OutKast - ATLiens 8. Mos Def - Black On Both Sides 9. El-P - I'll Sleep When You're Dead 10. Edan - Beauty & The Beat 11. Armand Hammer - Paraffin 12. Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth - The Main Ingredient 13. GZA - Liquid Swords 14. The Roots - Illadelph Halflife 15. Ghostface Killah - Supreme Clientele 16. Hermit and the Recluse - Orpheus vs. the Sirens 17. Organized Konfusion - Stress: The Extinction Agenda 18. A Tribe Called Quest - Midnight Marauders 19. Wu-Tang Clan - Enter the Wu-Tang ( 36 Chambers) 20. Camp Lo - Uptown Saturday Night 21. Redman - Dare Iz A Darkside 22. The Pharcyde - Labcabincalifornia 23. Aceyalone - A Book of Human Language 24. Black Moon - Enta Da Stage

25. zeroh - awfulalterations 26. Dark Time Sunshine - ANX 27. Jam Baxter - …So We Ate Them Whole 28. Freestyle Fellowship - Innercity Griots 29. Siah & Yeshua dapoED - The Visualz Anthology 30. Black Star - Mos Def & Talib Kweli Are Black Star 31. MF DOOM - Operation: Doomsday 32. Little Brother - The Minstrel Show 33. Digable Planets - Blowout Comb 34. De La Soul - Stakes Is High 35. Juggaknots - Re:Release 36. Cavalier - Private Stock 37. Dr. Yen Lo - Days With Dr. Yen Lo 38. Mach-Hommy - DUMPMEISTER 39. Cult Favorite - FOR MADMEN ONLY 40. Aesop Rock - Skelethon 41. Earl Sweatshirt - some rap songs 42. Boldy James & Sterling Toles - Manger on McNichols 43. Open Mike Eagle & Paul White - Hella Personal Film Festival 44. Common Sense - Resurrection 45. Avantdale Bowling Club - Avantdale Bowling Club 46. CunninLynguists - A Piece of Strange 47. Armand Hammer - Shrines 48. The Roots - Things Fall Apart 49. Deltron 3030 - Deltron 3030 50. The Doppelgangaz - Lone Sharks 51. Gang Starr - Moment Of Truth 52. Serengeti & Kenny Segal - Ajai 53. Heltah Skeltah - Nocturnal 54. E L U C I D - REVELATOR 55. Raekwon - Only Built 4 Cuban Linx… 56. Billy Woods & Kenny Segal - Hiding Places 57. Jeru the Damaja - The Sun Rises In The East 58. Smif-n-Wessun - Dah Shinin 59. Big K.R.I.T. - 4eva Is a Mighty Long Time 60. O.C. - Word…Life 61 .Mach-Hommy - The G.A.T. (The Gospel According To…) 62. EPMD - Strictly Business 63. Ultramagnetic MC's - Critical Beatdown 64. Mobb Deep - The Infamous 65. Cities Aviv - MAN PLAYS THE HORN 66. Navy Blue - Gift of Gabriel: Rain’s Reign! 67. Milo - who told you to think??!!?!?!?! 68. Oddisee - The Good Fight 69. Eric B. & Rakim - Follow the Leader 70. Mr Key & Greenwood Sharps - Yesterday's Futures 71. Blackalicious - Nia 72. Quasimoto - The Further Adventures of Lord Quas 73. Shabazz Palaces - Black Up 74. Lord Finesse - The Awakening 75. Prince Paul - A Prince Among Thieves 76. Roc Marciano - Reloaded 77. Masta Ace - A Long Hot Summer 78. Sonic Sum - The Sanity Annex 79. Quelle Chris - Guns 80. Nas - Illmatic 81. Binary Star - Masters of the Universe 82. Souls of Mischief - 93 'til Infinity 83. Slum Village - Fan-Tas-Tic, Vol. 2 84. Mavi - let the sun talk 85. Public Enemy - It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back 86. Gravediggaz - 6 Feet Deep 87. Illogic - Celestial Clockwork 88. Blu & Exile - Below the Heavens 89. Dr. Octagon - Dr. Octagonecologyst 90. Mike - Disco! 91. Nickelus F & Ohbliv - Yellow Gold 3 92. lojii - due rent 93. The Koreatown Oddity - Little Dominiques Nosebleed 94. Dälek - From Filthy Tongue of Gods and Griots 95. Mos Def - The Ecstatic 96. Lords of the Underground - Here Come the Lords 97. Cities Aviv - Working Title For The Album Secret Waters 98 .Onry Ozzborn - c v p ii d 99. Fly Anakin & Big Kahuna OG - Holly Water 100. Black Milk - No Poison No Paradise 101. Busdriver - Thumbs 102. Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp a Butterfly 103. Artifacts - Between a Rock and a Hard Place 104. Mike Ladd - Welcome to the Afterfuture 105. Defcee & knowsthetime - Lacuna 106. R.A.P. Ferreira - purple moonlight pages 107. Scarface - The Diary 108. Mad Moon - MAD SPACE 109. Skipp Coon - Miles Garvey 110. Mattic & Madwreck - Ill Scholars 111. Mood - Doom 112. NoName - Room 25 113. Deca - The Ocean 114. Darc Mind - Symptomatic of a Greater Ill 115. Pete Rock & Ini - Center of Attention 116. Count Bass D - Dwight Spitz 117. Showbiz & A.G. - Goodfellas 118. Y Society - Travel At Your Own Pace 119. Theravada - Xenophon 120. Versis - Illcandescent

[verysanebsdfan]

ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 𝟺: ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ, ғᴏʀ ɴᴏᴡ

The Perfect Equation: Hello and goodbye, for now

Ishigami Senku x fem!reader

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"Come out, (Name)," He calls out, making the other two turn around to face me too.

I am startled. He knew about me? Did he just now see me? Or did he notice me even before he died? No matter. I shyly walk out of my hiding spot between the bushes, about 20 meters away from them. "Hey..." I awkwardly greet them, adding a little wave. I finally reach them through the bushes I was trying to get through, and then I get tackled to the ground.

"(Name)!!" Taiju and Yuzuriha yell out together, both squeezing my body hard.

"I give up!" I gasp for air. guess Senku won't be the only one getting his bones broken today.

"Oh! Sorry!!" They both pull away and stare at me, I chuckle nervously.

"So, uhm..." I can't take it anymore and walk to Senku, gently hugging him while trying to conceal my sobs. "I was so scared you actually died... Do not ever do this again." To which he just chuckles and pats my head. "Now, now, we can't afford to stay here for too long." He says. "Efficient and logical as always..."

While Senku and I were having our short reunion, Yuzuriha crafted a...What is it? "The pattern on this leather kind of looks like a rocket ship, yeah? A science-themed flag like this is perfect for you, Senku." She says, and shows it to us. It was a leather flag, a multiple roughly shaped stars, with a shape that was supposed to resemble a rocket in the middle. "I think I see it... For the most part, at least." I comment positively, unlike Senku, who said, "Not seeing even one millimeter of a rocket."

She stands behind Senku and forces him to stand still, tying a big branch to his neck with the help of the Science-themed flag.

"I'm all fixed up. Heh, heh, heh... Professor Senku volunteered his body, and the experiment was a complete success. The healing power of the depetrification process is out of this world!" He smirks while adjusting his newly acquired accessory.

"Wa Ha Ha! We suffered so much 'cause we got turned to stone, but now we've got that same stone to thank for saving you!!" Taiju exclaims, absolutely thrilled!! "Kinda like you said when making that soap. Except this si even better!" I tilt my head confusedly at that. "This petrification is like a doctor that can save lives." Taiju continues, "Dr. Stone!"

After Taiju's quite moving speech, we all got together to clean up after us, all foot steps and anything that could indicate our presence. From the corner of my eye, I see Senku whispering something to Yuzuriha, her reaction being quite confusing. Similar to when Senku told me to make him a whole Rocket blueprint within 12 hours. Simply impossible, in the end, it was nothing but a draft.

"That's completely nuts. Insane! But I'll do it!" She said, clearly weighing the pros and cons of the task, Aw man, please tell me no gruelling labour awaits us. "What's the big secret? No fair. Lemme in on it!" Taiju butted in.

"We're thinking we should head back to Tsukasa." To which I gasp. "Oh, is that all? Back to Tsukasa! WHAAAT!!" Taiju lost it. I think. "But why?! He's the savage who killed Senku. Well, almost killed! He might've been a good guy once, but no, not even!" Taiju continues yelling, I get it, he saw his best friend die in front of him under Tsukasa's hands. I am also not thrilled about it. Will I even return with them? Ohhh...

"Tsukasa is convinced that I'm rotting in hell," Senku smirks. "I, on the other hand, am well aware of his current position. We couldn't hope for a better scenario strategically!" He fully turns to Taiju and Yuzuriha. "You two will act as spies and sneak into the Tsukasa empire!!"

"I filled Yuzuriha in on the details of the mission, Taiju, Your job is to protect her. The less that blockhead of yours knows, the stronger an asset you are." Senku says, well, that is kind of rude, but it is Taiju we are talking about, and it's not exactly wrong. Plus we have known each other for a long time. He trusts us. We all have a bond built on trust, so it's not a problem.

"Going forward, Tsukasa's gonna use the fluid to revive more and more young people. He wants to create a new world that he can rule over with strength. In order to bring down the Tsukasa empire and stop his 'purification' via mass slaughter, I need a rebel army that'll fight back with science!!

"But Senku, what can you and (Name) do alone...?" Questioned Yuzuriha and Taiju added to it. "Right! With Tsukasa controlling the supply of nitric acid, we can't make more gunpowder or revive any people to fight on our side!!"

"There are more ways to acquire Nitric acid, Taiju. For example, I read there is some way to get it from Platinum...Which would be tough to acquire... oh... And also from poop- That takes long though!!" I add, but the more I talk and realize stuff, I get more and more frustrated.

"(Name) is right, however, our best option as of now is to find whoever sent up those smoke signals and make some allies of our own!" Senku says, but only adds to my confusion. "What smoke signals?"

"So from today on, we're gonna spy on the Tsukasa empire while you two put together the science rebel army? We're splitting up to wage this war?" Taiju concludes correctly.

"Heh heh heh... Exactly right. Parting is such sweet sorrow, so get your crying in now." Senku smirks, already ready to depart. "(Name), bid your goodbyes; this mission might take months or even years." He pushes me towards Yuzuriha, whom I just hugged. There is no need for big words of goodbye. We spent 3700 years separated; what are a few more?

"We waved our goodbyes and started walking in comfortable silence, that is, until Taiju shouted. "Senku!! Promise that we'll..." But then he probably realized he shouldn't be loud and raised his hand. Senku responded by tying the flag on the branch and raising it high above his head.

"Heh heh heh... Just hang in there for a little while until I return. We've already waited 3700 years, so what's a few more months or years at this point?"

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"Our current plan is to make an alliance with the mysterious group 'X' that sent up those smoke signals we saw." Senku starts explaining the plan to me. "But" He eyes me, and my reaction to whatever he was going to say. "It'll be a big problem if Tsukasa makes contact with them first." I process his words and nod along.

"That would be troublesome. There are at least three possible outcomes... no, four?" I raise four fingers into the air. Then show one. "They already met and made an alliance, or they will do that before we have a chance to." I raise two of my fingers. "The second option is they met or will meet, and Tsukasa will kill or fatally hurt our possible ally." I raise three of my fingers, "or it will be reversed, our possible ally would be crazy strong, preferably if they saw what Tsuaksa did to you too!! And they will kill or fatally wound him!!" I lift four of my fingers. "Or they don't meet at all, at least not until Kingdom of Science vs Tsukas kingdom clashes. Is that right?" I question.

"For the most part. Those are the base options, the rest would be just slightly adjusted ones, I'd say," Senku responds approvingly. Then he glances ahead of himself, looking at the horizon. Then we both hear a loud sound of a tree falling. Why would it fall? The wind is calm- unless the second option of those I suggested was right. Both of us quickly run there, since it's not far away, a few hundred meters at best. Normally, I'd be glad, but what if we meet Tsukasa?

I grab Senku's collar and stop him. "Wait. Stay here, hide. I'll quickly scout the area if Tsukasa is still there. I know he will hurry to the cave you mentioned, but I don't want you to die." I say commandingly, but he grabs my hand into his. "There is not time for that. Let's go!" and he drags me along with him.

It took us only a few minutes to reach the fallen tree. There lay a young woman who could be around our age. She had blonde, messy hair that was put up in a ponytail, and she also had dark teal eyes. She looked as if she had some foreign genes in her, too.

She soon noticed us, and a surprised expression painted her face. "It's you! The gentleman sorcerer who protected the girl. You're alive!" She exclaims, her tone a little hushed. The tree that she is trapped under must be taking a toll on her.

"Sorcerer?" I pause over that but brush it off and rush up to her, with Senku right behind me. "Don't waste energy talking! We can introduce ourselves until we're sick of each other once you're safe! Save your strength for now!" Senku insisted while trying to lift up the tree using a stick. "I don't think that will work, Senku. The tree is too heavy." I state nervously. "As if I didn't notice..." He grumbles.

I crouched down next to the girl. "Senku, how long will it take to lift the tree?" I asked him, to which he responded, "Till sunrise, approximately."

"Can you hold out until sunrise?" I asked while checking for any bleeding or something indicating a bone fracture. "If you feel like you're about to die, we might manage to blast you out," I offer, recalling when Senku showed me how much gunpowder we had left on our way here. "With the little gunpowder's left...But if you give us some time...I am sure we could save you with a safer method!!"

The girl was clearly startled at our quick acting. "Listen, you have two choices; only you can answer, so answer quick. Which'll it be?!" Senku shouted.

"Right. My internal organs and bones are fine. I can endure!!" She responded, and we got to work.

Senku did some mental calculations and estimates, figuring out that we would need three pulleys. We then cut part of a tree, making thick circley things. Senku then blew holes in them with the little gunpowder we had left. Only leaving a tiny amount for future use, meanwhile, I cut up some bamboo and stuffed it with dirt. Just like Senku instructed me to. He puts it together, and I make a long rope, and then we finally set it up. After coating it with soap to make it smooth, it was complete.

"Twenty-first-century kids learned about this in elementary school, but it was invented a few hundred years before Christ by old man Archimedes. With this, a high school nerd like me and (Name) can wield strength on par with monsters like Tsukasa or Taiju." He says, looking like an excited kid or proud parent... "The pulley!"

And with that, Senku jumped off a branch, activating the mechanism, easily lifting the tree off the girl. I help her out and get her further from the tree. Even though Senku tied the rope tightly around a tree, I don't really know how much the rope can handle, so it's better to be safe than sorry.

"Astounding..." She whispers in awe. "Not your knowledge of that Archi-something fellow. But how you kept hammering away at the problem, one step at a time. Your unwavering conviction!" The blonde exclaims. "And you, how you always made sure I'm safe and not hurting too much, was really calming." She says while looking at me softly.

"My name is Kohaku. And I do believe I've fallen for you quite hard."

[borrelia]

Sonic Old Man Yaoi/Old Woman Yuri Knockout

TWO pairings with the LEAST votes will be eliminated

Intros to each pairing below

Gerald Robotnik was Eggman's grandfather, introduced in Sonic Adventure 2. He made a false deal with Black Doom to create Shadow the Hedgehog in exchange for the Chaos Emeralds, making them both Shadow's dads. They definitely banged and had some kind of toxic mess of a relationship.

Grimer Wormtongue is a nasty little assistant to Ivo Robotnik in Fleetway Sonic the Comic. He is extremely devoted to his cruel master, which is for sure a sexual thing.

Ebony the Mystic Mog and Pyjamas the Psychic are two characters from Sonic the Comic who appear briefly in a Knuckles story, then become minor recurring characters that take in Super Sonic from the streets. They appear as old friends in their introduction and are implied to live together. If these two aren't married, it's only because Mobius is homophobic.

Blockhead Bill is Mighty's dad in Sonic the Comic. He is a very confused old man who convinces his posh "business associate" Society Max to assist him in taking down his nemesis the Crimson Cobra. This involves Max eating a magic mandrake root and becoming a giant dinosaur, which Bill rides around to cause destruction. idk about you but I'd only let someone do that to me if they were my funny little lover.

Mephiles the Dark and Iblis are two halves of the sun/time god Solaris, introduced in Sonic '06. Iblis is kind of just a big fire monster I think but Mephiles orchestrates this whole plot through the course of the game to re-merge with Iblis and form Solaris. Which sounds like some pretty twisted villainous gay devotion to me.

Ixis Naugus and Ian St. John are characters from the Archie Sonic the Hedgehog comics. Naugus is some kind of evil wizard who enlists the help of Geoffrey St. John, Ian's son, with plot things. I can't decipher Archie plots sorry. When Naugus first contacts Geoffrey, he expects him to be his father Ian. From @mischeva: "why are you wanting to talk to geoffrey’s dad? hm naugus? kinda….kinda interesting." Image also provided by mischeva, ty :)

Starline and Eggman were allowed in by popular vote, mostly by Eggman's qualifying age. Dr. Starline is a character from the IDW Sonic the Hedgehog comic. He is a fanboy and devotee of Eggman, restoring Eggman's lost memories and assisting him in his Metal Virus plot. Starline eventually plots to betray Eggman, as he believes himself smarter and more genre-savvy than his idol. He is of course wrong and Eggman beats the shit out of him and kills him to death. Starline is sort of like gen z's Grimer, kind of the tumblr sexyman dark academia Grimer, in that he's younger and prettier than Grimer, but he probably still wants to fuck that old man so bad.

[guessthatrec-poll]

Final Media List and Guess Stats

The Guess That Rec tournament is over, and all submissions have been revealed! Below is a full list of all the media that was in this tournament, and some fun statistics on guesses.

Revealed Media List:

Star Trek

Goethe's Theory of Colors

Les Miserables

Jurassic Park

Kindred by Octavia Butler

Mystery Science Theater 3000

Hamlet

House MD

Riverdale (2017-2023)

Dracula

The MCU Captain America movies

Voltron Legendary Defender

Skibidi Toilet

Love Never Dies

Red vs. Blue

The Simpsons

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

A Song of Ice and Fire

The Book Thief by Markus Zusak

Justine, or the Misfortunes of Virtue, by the Marquis de Sade

Halo

Wings of Fire by Tui T. Sutherland

Trials and Trebuchets

Dream SMP (2020)

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure part 3: Stardust Crusaders

The Magic Tree House

WOE.BEGONE

Doubt

Manner of Death (2020)

Hannibal

Huckleberry Finn

Stephen Sondheim’s Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Word of Honor (2021)

Velocipastor (2017)

The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien

ARMS for Nintendo Switch

Tokyo Ghoul (2011)

The Silmarillion

Utsukushii Kare (My Beautiful Man)

Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead

The New Testament of the Bible

My Adventures with Superman

Sir Gawain and the Green Knight

Caged Again (2024)

Earthlings, Sayata Muraka

You (2018-present)

Umineko When They Cry

The All for the Game series, by Nora Sakavik

A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion

Phantom of the Opera 1986-2023

Discours sur le Colonialisme

Cats the Musical

No Exit by Jean-Paul Sartre

Five Nights at Freddy's

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley

Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War

Akiba Maid War (2022)

Dead Friend Forever (2023)

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's

Mulholland Drive

Jane Eyre

Homestuck

Guess Highlights:

Most correctly guessed rec: rec #41 (the New Testament, with 21 correct guesses), followed by rec #3 (Les Miserables, 15 correct guesses) and rec #26 (The Magic Tree House, 14 correct guesses)

Most incorrectly guessed rec: rec #15 (Red vs. Blue, with 7 incorrect guesses), followed by rec #2 (Goethe's Theory of Colors), rec #32 (Sweeney Todd), rec #40 (Dog Sees God), rec #47 (Umineko When They Cry), and rec #49 (A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court), all with 6 incorrect guesses

Most incorrect guesses for the same media for one rec: rec #2 (Goethe's Theory of Colors, guessed as Homestuck 4 times)

Most even correct-incorrect guess ratio: rec #17 (The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, 4 correct guesses and 4 incorrect), rec #49 (A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, 6 correct guesses and 6 incorrect)

Most incorrectly guessed media: Homestuck (9 incorrect guesses for 6 recs), Dr. Who (5 incorrect guesses for 4 recs), Golden Kamuy (4 incorrect guesses for 4 recs), and Star Wars (4 incorrect guesses for 3 recs)

[archonofthestars]

Valentine's Day Drabbles, Part Two

To celebrate the month of love, I took some requests from friends and family about different types of love between Genshin characters (platonic, romantic, familial, etc.) and put them into 100 word drabbles!! Here's the first batch of them ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

Want to see me write something? Submit an ask!

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♡ Qiqi & Baizhu (familial) ♡

It’s very late when a soft, sleepy voice disturbs Baizhu’s work.

“Dr. Baizhu?” Qiqi’s small form appeared at the doorway, her eyes hazy with sleep. “I had…a nightmare…”

“A nightmare? Are you alright?” Baizhu moved and knelt before the zombie girl, brushing strands of hair out of her face.

“I was…alone. And hurting. I was hurting a lot. But…no one came to help me.” Her voice grew smaller and her shoulders hunched inward.

“It’s okay, you’re safe now,,” Baizhu reassured, pulling her carefully in an embrace. “Why don’t you stay with me? I’ll hold you until you forget your nightmare.”

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♡ Zhongli/Venti (romantic) ♡

He will never admit his feelings; they stay hidden behind his banter and smiles. “Guess you couldn't leave me behind, you old blockhead! Now I can come bother you all the time!” 

(I'm so glad you're still here. I want to be with you forever.)

But sometimes, Venti swears he can almost hear the same feelings in Zhongli’s words.

“I suppose I will find time to ensure a visit to Mondstat. After all, I must learn to enjoy my retirement to its fullest.”

(I am always here. I will be with you until the stars fall from the heavens.)

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♡ Wriothesley/Clorinde (romantic) ♡

It wasn’t until the Traveler was out of sight that Wriothesley spoke to her.

“You could leave too,” he told Clorinde. The ice rumbled ominously as the primordial seawater slammed against the temporary seal. “Get somewhere safe.”

She would be away from him, but she would be safe. And that’s what mattered.

The Champion Duelist shot him the flattest look he had ever seen. “With all due respect, Your Grace, I'm not leaving you. I’ve got your back, always.”

“What if I ordered you to leave?”

“Then I would call you a fool for trying. I’m not leaving your side.”

[rainbogen]

So the reason Starlow's with us is because we just so happened to run into her in a museum?

For the record, I don't hate Starlow. Yes, she was a massive jerk in BIS. But the thing is, she did grow out of it. In 2 out of the 3 games she was in she did have moments proving she did care and respect Luigi, even if it was in a rather prickly way.

She's a decent jerk with a heart of gold character, who at least gets to actually show a nicer side (looking at you, Kersti) and has a personality that doesn't begin and end at being an expostion bot (Stuffwell).

Although I do respect the criticism that she overstayed her welcome as a character, being in 3 games and all. And I think they made the right call replacing her with Snoutlet in Brothership, especially since her arc is pretty much complete. There's really not much new that can be done with Starlow as a character.

The lack of handrails on this jet platform is really getting under my skin.

As someone who is on the autism spectrum, Luigi being more interested in doing his own thing glancing at the exhibits instead of listening to the tour guide like the rest of the group is the biggest mood ever.

Wait, did Starlow just confirm neurodivergent Weegee?!?!

It's so funny how the Pi'illo get saved from a living nightmare because of Luigi's need for naps and questionable handling of historical artifacts. (But then again, the blockhead did give him the treasure and allowed them to use the bed, so...)

Don't keep reminding me...

And here's a good Starlow moment. She actually has justifiable reasons for being a jerk for once. (After seeing too many characters be mean for no reason, this is a breath of fresh air.)

Dr. Snoozemore is a very weird character. He's the owner of the island, he's a scientist researching the Pi'illo and their sleep powers, he frequently goes missing for long periods with nobody knowing where he is... They give us all this buildup to him being a villain, only for him to just be an NPC/exposition bot.

Starlow & Toadworth: Peach, you should really stay away from the mysterious portal.

Peach: No. :)

[x-files-polls]

Dr. Chester Ray Banton: *Vic Michaelis voice* Hello I'm actor Tony Shalhoub from Monk

Dr. Blockhead: I don't think that man has a medical degree

Don't like this propaganda? Reblog it with your own or send some in my askbox

To jog your memory, here are the episodes they're from:

Soft Light: An ex-student of Scully's asks the agents to help her with her first investigation concerning a number of disappearances with very few clues. Mulder ponders the idea of spontaneous human combustion but rethinks it when they find a man who is afraid of his own shadow. The man is Dr. Banton, a scientist researching dark matter.

Humbug: Mulder and Scully must find the paranormal among the abnormal when they are sent to investigate a long standing series of ritualistic killings which match no known patterns. The latest of which was the death of the "Alligator Man", just one of many sideshow acts around which the town of Gibsonton, Florida, is built.

[mad-inventor-624]

Ten billion percent?

So, Nene started pestering me (again) to watch anime, and she ended up getting me to watch Dr Stone. The conclusion; I very much like Senku- his science is accurate and advance, and his inventions are fascinating. And, his friend reminds me of a blockhead I know…

And yes, Nene, well done on introducing me to an interesting manga. And Tsukasa would you mind meeting me in Sekai? I have an idea for the improvement and creation of a flying car, but I need a test subject- I mean friend to test it, and you’re the most sensible person who will agree to it (Nene said no.)

@unsociable-gamer-720

@next-world-star

@wonder-emu

[musickickztoo]

Wilko Johnson

July 12, 1947 – November 21, 2022

[fanfoolishness]

Dana Scully: [talking about her autopsy on Lanny] I've never seen anything like it. Dr. Blockhead: And you never will again. Twenty-first century genetic engineering will not only eliminate the conjoined twins and the alligator-skin people, but you're gonna be hard-pressed to find a slight overbite, or a not-so-high cheekbone. You see, I've seen the future, and the future looks just like him! [points to Mulder] Dr. Blockhead: Imagine, going through your whole life looking like that.

please tell me there is another X-Files/Dragon Age fan on here that sees my vision

[klinefelterrible]

Tl;dr I wan to write a fanfic in a language that sounds as a redneck joke

I, uh

Okay so maybe you must know that I am from southern Poland and some of us there use a dialect that is called śląski (from the historical geographic area called Śląsk where I live) and well I am not a native in that but I learned it fast from my coworkers and friends and, uh, I use it a lot while talking to my wife who is beginning to love it and she tries it on her own and it’s adorable.

But anyway; some of you know that I write drarry fanfics and I just had an epiphany that I might write a drarry smut porn fanfic in this dialect and I know most of you won’t get it but I will provide a translation below. But here’s a promotion of drarry, silesian (śląski) and whatever else.

[Picture ID: one-sided conversation on whatsapp. „I’m thinking about writing a porn fanfic in silesian” „Harry stick it into my arse I ain’t even ask” „Draco you’re a jerk” „You are a jerk and a non-silesian, you damned wimp from gryphon-house” „y’ain’t no better you snake-house blockhead” „cum on my face” ]