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I have finally calculated it. This is the mole interest:
Pay in tags, per mole picture posted. Drawings also count. Mole interests must be paid.
#double pun?#mole interest#mols#interest#chemistry#chemblr#avagadro’s constant#funny#I really hope no one has already made this joke#because this is hilarious#yes im laughing at my own joke#it’s funny#mine
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Worldbuilding tip for aspiring fantasy authors! Give that swordsman a bigger ass
#that master of the blade better have a fuckin dumptruck dude#double cheeked up on ye olde battlefield#pun's text posts
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No wait, we can still salvage this- we can have Sebastian Debeste AND Eustace Winner hang on.
His full name is Eustace Sebastian Winner. His dad gave him the name Eustace (because he hates him), his mom choose the middle name Sebastian. Debeste was his mother's maiden name. After aai2, Sebastian chooses to go by his middle name and changes his surname to his mother's maiden to fully separate himself from his father- do you hear me we can still win this
#Is this what they call the bargaining stage of grief#honestly I would find Eustace Winner 80% more bearable#if they had spelled his last name 'Wynner'#better conveys the winner/whiner double pun and looks more like a name to me than just 'winner'#ace attorney#sebastian debeste#eustace winner
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there is a war in my mind between my beloveds suffering and holding them in my hands like a hamburger
#i will never know peace because of these god forsaken boys pun intended#but honourable livio mention fr i love him so much#trigun#trigun stampede#trigun maximum#tristamp#trimax#vash the stampede#vashwood#nicholas d wolfwood#livio the double fang#millions knives
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Oooh! Shots fired, Ragetha!
Don't let her talk you down like that! Defend yourself!
#tadc ragatha#tadc gangle#[ ask2 ]#//#i don't know if everyone would get this so the ' TIFF ' is a double pun#it's a reference to the file format called TIFF and the word tiff also means a small argument#... all of this for a one-off lmao
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Headcanons with the 7 demons on NNN, in nut november :D, do they participate? What do they do for NNN?
Thanks for the request anon! I felt like I had to do this one since we're at the beginning of November. I hope this is to your liking. I did make it so that part of the temptation of NNN was MC, hopefully you don't mind. Woo. First request complete:
The demon brothers participating in No Nut November headcanons
(NSFW)
Word Count: +2,900
Lucifer
Failure: Likely (+65%)
Ranking: middle of the pack failure if he doesn’t commit to success
Lucifer would participate in it to stroke his own pride, but he’d rather not be asked about it or have to admit that he’s participating.
He’s conflicted over participating in a stupid trend and showcasing his ability to exert self-control.
Ultimately, he’ll quietly participate for an ego boost. If he hears about others – especially Diavolo or Solomon – participating, he’ll be more vocal about joining in. I could see The Fantastic Three group chat (Lucifer, Diavolo, and Barbatos) bringing it up and Diavolo roping the other two to join him because “It’s such an interesting human tradition.”
If Lucifer hears that Solomon plans to participate, he’s definitely going to do it because he can’t be bested by some human.
If MC tempts him, though, he’s screwed. Depending on how far MC wants to push him and if he’s announced his participation, he might wait it out and tease them back all month long – constantly denying MC any sex until December hits. This will require him to basically throw himself into his work. He’ll even abstain from drinking most of the month because he gets so needy when he’s drunk, and he’s not willing to risk it.
If MC isn’t around, as long as they aren’t constantly sending him flirty texts, nudes, videos, or audios, he’d probably be fine. (Although Diavolo might also tease him just a little – a bit of “Oh Lucifer, you look so tense. Can I help?” with his hand on Lucifer’s thigh under the table.)
Or, more likely in my opinion, Lucifer’s going to give in and let MC have their way with him. When MC is concerned, this man is horny on main. He’d probably end up calling MC a “naughty human” for tempting him.
He’ll act like he’s annoyed that MC made him give in, telling them “You have this coming” (which he would also tell them if he decided to tease them all month instead), but honestly, he’s just overjoyed that they couldn’t resist him for a whole month.
If he fails and he’s asked about it, he’ll either skip around the question or he’ll blame his loss on “a certain little human who couldn’t keep their hands to themselves.” (If he has to lose, he’s at least going to make everyone jealous in the process.)
He would probably participate with some regularity. He thinks of it as an intriguing ritual.
Mammon
Failure: Imminent (100%)
Ranking: Beginning of the pack (anywhere from 1st to 3rd to fail)
Mammon likes to brag that “the Great Mammon could totally go a whole month. It’s not like it’s gamblin’ or nothin’.” In his mind, he’s got this in the bag.
In fact, he does not.
Mammon could easily get through about half the month if he tried – assuming MC leaves him alone and isn’t constantly flirting with him. If MC tries to tease him, though, he’s got anywhere between 1 hour to three days of restraint in him. That part depends on how easy it is for him to run away and hide from MC.
He’s the type to try the cold shower cliché. He will also hide out in Levi’s room and game with him a lot – few things kill a mood like being around his otaku little brother.
Unfortunately, his spending habits can get worse when he’s trying to distract himself, so he’ll probably end up strung from the ceiling at some point.
However, if MC keeps tempting him, he’ll convince himself that it’s fine to fool around a little. Then, the greed will take over. Once he has MC in his grasp, he won’t be able to hold back – not after all that teasing they put him through. He’ll crave more. More pleasure. More of their touch. “After all tha shit ya pulled? I’mma need a lot more outta ya.”
There is no regret for failing on his part, and if anyone asks, his comeback is, “At least I’m gettin’ laid.”
If MC teases him but they’re too far away (across the Devildom or in the human world), he can hold out a bit longer, but after a week of teasing, he’ll take matters into his own hands (literally). Since MC was nice enough to get him all riled up, he’ll send them a video of him touching himself. He’ll even add a cute little message: “ya made me tap out early. Take responsibility next time I see ya, yeah?”
He will lie about having done that if anyone asks, though.
Mammon would probably participate in it again, but maybe not every year.
Leviathan
Failure: Imminent (100%)
Ranking: Beginning of the pack (1st or 2nd)
He gets so flustered if anyone so much as asks him about it. He’ll be all ums and uhs and blushing cheeks. (I just imagine Asmo asking him: “Hey, Levi, you want to participate in No Nut November, too? You don’t get much action, so it’ll probably be easy for you, right?” “I-I uhm. Uh. Wh-why would I um. . .” “Great. You’ll join, then?”)
He doesn’t have anything to prove, but he’ll go along with participating – mostly because he doesn’t want anyone making fun of him for not even trying. (Unless it’s MC or Diavolo, who can ridicule him as much as they’d like.)
Levi will play action video games to distract from the urges. Honestly, if he so much as sees MC or a picture of them, he won’t even last a day without the urge to touch himself.
He can’t watch any anime with fanservice in it or play more risqué otome games. He’ll still log in and get his daily bonuses and do whatever else he really has to do, but that’s it. His imagination wanders too much, and he won’t be able to resist thinking perverted thoughts.
The more he tries to resist, the worse it gets for him. I imagine he’s usually quick to just masturbate when he gets urges, so he doesn’t have much experience holding back. Levi will try to curl up in his tub and just sleep it off.
Unfortunately, Levi will get so desperate that in a half-asleep state, he’ll slip into his demon form and start to rub himself with his own tail. Once he realizes he’s already started to touch himself, he figures that counts as an accidental loss, so he might as well keep going. Levi will end up fucking himself with his own tail in a needy, sleepy attempt to relieve himself. Even worse for Levi, only a few days of November had passed. (I could also see him losing as early as day 2)
If MC tries to touch him, he won’t resist – although he would be incredibly pleased to have MC tease and edge him for a while. In that case, he would probably last a bit longer (up to a week) because he wants to be the perfect babygirl for MC. But inevitably, he’d either touch himself while half-asleep (and lose), or MC would touch him a bit too much and he’d cum prematurely (and lose).
He’ll probably participate once and then never try again. He's just bad at holding back and edging, but any attempt to do so would turn him into such an adorable, submissive, moaning mess that I think it’s perfectly fine.
Satan
Failure: Unlikely (<20%)
Ranking: End of the pack (probably 2nd to last)
Satan thinks the idea of holding back and resisting is fun, but he also feels like he’s proving himself – especially if it becomes a thing that everyone sort of commits to trying. (I can imagine Satan and Solomon competing and whoever caves first pays for MC and the winner to go on a cat café date).
He’s come a long way with controlling his anger, so controlling lust isn’t that much of a big deal. It makes him feel sort of proud. However, it is annoying to lose one of his stress-relief outlets.
This man would probably test himself by pulling out the good (albeit a little deranged, unhinged) erotica and reading it all month. Satan would probably read some of it aloud for MC, too. He likes being able to tease them and get them riled up, but he pulls back before either he or MC are ready to get too hot.
He would kiss MC on the cheek more often throughout the month in place of kissing their lips. He can handle a few chaste kisses on the lips, but Satan spends a while testing the waters to see how much physical intimacy he can tolerate. In the first half of the month, Satan doesn’t trust himself to make out with MC without wanting more. By the end of the month, he can probably get into some heavy petting without worry.
He commits to finishing – or, well, not “finishing” – that month, so very little is going to get him to quit. Even if MC is desperate and can’t hold out or doesn’t participate themselves, Satan will just offer to give them head until they feel better. He’ll use toys on them or something, but he really wants to stick with it on his end.
If MC really wants him that badly (especially if they get so needy that they cry or threaten to ask someone else to take care of them), he’ll cave so quickly.
If he does succeed, he’ll plan a romantic date with MC sometime in early December (or plan a video/audio call). He’ll be slow and sweet about it, indulging in every touch before devolving into need and desperation. MC will have to clear their schedule for the following morning. After all, Satan has a lot of time to make up for.
Satan will participate every once in a while, especially if Solomon does it, too. It’s sort of like prolonged foreplay to him (and I feel like this man adores foreplay).
Asmodeus
Failure: Unlikely (<15%)
Ranking: End of the pack (probably 3rd to last)
Asmo participates in it – in a way. Honestly, he just uses it as an excuse to do a month-long edging session. He gets a kick out of seeing how close he can get without cumming. So, he’s not a “no nut” purist or anything – what can you expect from the avatar of lust?
Asmo will try dozens of different forms of stimulation throughout the month – on his own, with MC, and potentially with others if MC is open to it *coughcoughSolomonThirteen*. I won’t get too into all of it, but pillow humping, hidden vibrators in public, and nipple play are definitely involved multiple times.
He loves experimenting and enjoying the pleasure regardless of whether he cums. If MC is participating, Asmo will have even more fun. He’ll flirt and tease them all month. The number of nudes, videos, and audios he would send to MC is excessive. (He would send the most delicious audios. Mm.) If MC doesn’t participate, he’s still up to fool around.
Unfortunately, he is a bit more distracted throughout the month. At some points – sometimes days at a time – he’ll be walking around in a cloud of lust.
Like Satan, Asmo will offer head and use toys on MC, but he’ll go a few steps further. MC can use him however they please, so long as they stop before he’s pushed over the edge (but he does have a risk of failure here). If they want to just put him in a chastity belt or use a numbing cream on him, that works too.
Asmo will likely succeed in not cumming for the whole month. He’ll invite MC over for a little fun the night of November 30th, edging all the way up to midnight before he finally gets to cum after the clock strikes 12. I could see him having MC do a countdown for him like it’s New Year’s Eve (except instead of a ball dropping, two of them release. And instead of fireworks and confetti, there are moans and cum everywhere. Sorry.)
Side note: How adorable would it be to lie to Asmo that night and start the countdown early so he cums a few minutes or seconds before midnight? Then you could tease him and tell him he loses. He’d pout so much, maybe playfully slap his hand on your chest or shoulder, and then just kiss you and tell you to do it again. After all, you owed him his first orgasm in December. You better follow through.)
Asmo would probably participate almost every year – if not every year. He enjoys it.
Beelzebub
Failure: Unlikely (<25%)
Ranking: End of the pack (Probably last if he succeeds)
Beel does pretty well, even without edging. Honestly, edging probably won’t come to mind unless MC brings it up with him. If he does try it, he finds it quite pleasant, although not that useful for quenching his desires.
Although Beel doesn’t show signs of being particularly needy or desperate, he does exercise and eat more than usual to distract himself when he feels a bit hot and bothered. Beel will especially crave sweet or spicy foods to numb his desires.
As long as MC doesn’t try to tempt him too much (and by too much I mean as far as grinding on him for a half hour or dropping to their knees and begging to suck him off or rubbing him through his pants for longer than a few minutes), he’ll be perfectly fine.
If it’s clear that MC wants sex, he’ll do what Satan and Asmo would and just give them oral, use his hands, or use toys on them – but he would prefer oral. He’s happy to please MC for as long as they’d like (although MC is definitely at risk of being overstimulated because if Beel is trying to hold himself back, he’s at least going to indulge in pleasing MC). If MC is participating, and they just want Beel to edge them, they’re out of luck. He probably will not stop in time. And if he does, he’ll pout and look up at MC with such sad eyes, I don’t know how they would be able to deny him. Who could put no nut November over Beel? What kind of monster would do that?
The only way he’s failing is if MC does some kind of foodplay-esque teasing (the classical ice pop sucking, licking something sticky off of Beel’s fingers, etc.). Even then, he might be able to hold back and stick to just focusing on MC’s pleasure.
However, if MC doesn’t want him to hold back anymore, he’ll stop participating. Beel’s not that committed to succeeding (unless he makes a bet that involves food). It’s not a big deal as long as you’re both happy.
If he succeeds, he won’t have any plans to orgasm in December, so he might get through most or all of December without it, too. At that point, it’ll be a bit of a habit to not touch himself or MC, so he might just forget. Once he does finally get off, he’ll unravel a bit and crave more (hopefully it wasn’t intended to be a quicky, because he’ll turn it into an all-nighter).
Beel probably won’t participate often (unless one of his sports teams makes it a tradition or something). It doesn’t do much for him, although he does enjoy watching MC get needy and a bit desperate for him when he participates and denies them a bit. (He just wants MC to want him and use him whenever they please.)
Belphegor
Failure: Imminent (100%)
Ranking: Beginning of the pack (anywhere from 1st to 3rd to fail)
It doesn’t count if you cum in your sleep, right? If Belphie tries to participate, which he’d only do if someone else dared him to (peer pressure), the attempt to restrain himself would result in intense wet dreams. A few nights into November, Belphie would find himself grinding against his pillows or MC in his sleep. He’s a lucid dreamer, so he would lean into the most depraved thoughts.
Unfortunately, he hates dealing with the mess that comes (cums) from his little loophole.
Belphegor would probably try to nap whenever he gets the urge to touch himself or MC.
Honestly, he’s willing to give up at the drop of a hat. He doesn’t care. He’s put minimal effort into this. He’s a tired demon, and there’s no reason he should deprive himself of a waking pleasure for a dumb trend.
If MC starts purposely teasing him, Belphie will just quit and ask MC to take care of the tightness in his pants that they caused.
Even under normal circumstances, Belphie isn’t the biggest fan of being edged. He’ll be super whiny about it – especially if he held out for a week or so. (“I need it now. Touch me, please. . . Ah! You feel so good. I missed this so bad, MC.”) Once he gives up and finally gets to have sex with MC, he’s a squirming, desperate little mess.
“I held out for so long. You should praise me more. I’ve been so needy.” He’d whine, rocking his hips to meet MC’s and letting out soft, little whimpers. If they try to tell him that he failed to make it the whole month and doesn’t deserve praise for so little effort, he’ll just pout, still humping against them sleepily, and retort, “but I tried.” (He will say this even if he only made it three or four days.)
He did try. MC should be proud of him and just keep fucking him until he’s a sleepy, content puddle beneath them. He’ll make it up to them by being an adorable body pillow/cuddle buddy.
He’ll try it once and never again. He’s going to get his dopamine (and other happy chemicals) in whatever form they come (cum) in.
A/N: Don't forget that the poll for November's fic ends at the end of November 7th PST and requests end at the end of November 5th PST
#lucifer#mammon#leviathan#satan#asmodeus#beelzebub#belphegor#gn!mc#requests#obey me demon brothers#anon#obey me headcanons#ask#obey me#this is chock full of puns and innuendos without the h and I hope someone appreciates that#also some double entendres#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor
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underutilized duo trent & keeley
#trent crimm#keeley jones#ted lasso tv#ted lasso series#ted lasso#gert giffer#juno temple#james lance#tedlassoedit#trentcrimmedit#keeleyjonesedit#tedlassosource#tedlassogifs#appletvgifs#appletvedit#appletvsource#tedlassogif#i just needed there to be a gifset :)#anyway they were. you could say. CRIMMINALLY underused. ahahahahha [i am shot]#the one problem with my username is now i can DOUBLE never make that overused pun
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im shaking, im cackli g so much at the artwork
caesar NOT BORINB
fence SHUICHISCUTE
spiral YOU ARE MY FAVORITE
*triumphant trumpet noises*
🎊🎊🎊 !!we have a winner!! 🎊🎊🎊
*there is now confetti everywhere. you'll be finding confetti stuck to your socks for the next few weeks. confetti is what your life has become.*
solved the codes in the draw- here's the prize!
#a doodle for thee....#ask maiora#kokichi ouma#drv3 DICE#saiouma#maiora draws#my “cypers are fun” agenda is working *rubs evil mittens together*#dice found family#<- that's the hill im dying on#anyway ive decided his name is big red and he has a 7 gimmick because dice puns#i do love how you doubled down on it being “borinb” it made me double check my own code and got me giggling/pos#congrats on being to read shit on tumbr compression quality#ouma kokichi
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I love the fact that in Splatoon 2, agent 4 and 8 share everything together, including ranked battles and work at Grizzco.
Like what, does 8 go in battles with 4's ID card or-
#splatoon#splatoon 2#splatoon 3#agent 8#agent 4#splatoon agent 8#splatoon agent 4#judd splatoon#lil judd#lil judd splatoon#splatoon art#splatoon fanart#my art#hehe Four's name is a double pun#got inspired to do stuff about 8 and 4 because of side order-#hope you guys enjoy
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#murder drones#shitpost#md cyn#the actual meaning is the study of dogs#I feel like there's some kind of pun / double meaning potential there between CYN and N
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Posting this before pride month ends
#I made this in February 2022 when I had literally just landed in the bsd fandom... Kyotag heritage post fr#The black&white is supposed to be a double pun because the characters come from manga which are in black and white#I feel like Kou / Makishima from pp own their place here too but I was never into that ship much...#sskk#shin soukoku#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd memes#mine#bsd pride
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XIE LIAN PETS E-MING.
HE PETS HUA CHENG’S SWORD.
A SWORD WITH ONE EYE.
WAS THAT A DICK JOKE??!
#I’m pretty sure it’s a dick joke guys#mxtx absotluly would but idk if that’s a dick reference in China as well#mxtx does like her dick jokes or at least she did in svsss with cucumber bro and airplane bro#I’m not well versed in Chinese dick puns unfortunately tho so while it’s absolutely a dick joke here I have no clue if it is there#I feel like it should be because it feels like such an obvious joke#and yea I did notice it the first time I watched but I didn’t think to make a post about it til now#it’s kinda a double pun dick joke too#one eyed (snake) AND the sword!!#it’s absolutely a dick joke#i refuse to believe otherwise#hua cheng#hualian#xie lian#hua cheng x xie lian#mtxt#mxtx tgcf#tgcf donghua#tgcf#tgcf novel#tgcf xie lian#tgcf hua cheng#tgcf spoilers#tgcf season 2#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing
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Day 13
I’ve been waiting for this one all month
#I…might have gotten a wee bit carried away#werewolf Griffy make brain go bark bark awooga#me self-indulgent?#nah#run forest run#safe vore#soft vore#safe v/ore#soft v/ore#vore art#sfw vore#extreme cuddling#voretober#voreville voretober#nonsexual vore#was that a reference and a double pun?#wouldn’t you like to know weather boy#Myst isn’t scared they’re just oogeling don’t mind them#they’re mentally ill and a simp they’re fine
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the newest galaxy ranger is...
#honkai star rail#hsr boothill#parappa the rapper#for context the newest galaxy ranger's name is. rappa.#the name is some kinda double pun bc it's both rapper and 'rappa' which is apparently an archaic word for ninja.#which is an interesting double-pun but why is mo[r]i in hsr all of a sudden
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i know a bunch of people are looking for new hip-hop and rap artists to listen to -- can i please please please direct your attention to darrnell bradley. i found him through youtube recommendations about a week ago. he does character raps for anime & other fandoms n his lyrics are. So Fucking Good. his style is a blend of modern hip-hop and early-aughts alt emo bullshit & even though i don't share a lot of fandoms with him, i have loved Literally Every Song I've Heard Thus Far. including for fandoms i'm not in.
(the shigaraki song below gave one of my partners such powerful autisms that she Immediately had to show me his backstory episodes. i now know more about tomura shigaraki than i do about any of bnha's actual protagonists.)
here are some specific mood-based recs:
ruthlessness/righteous fury (miguel o'hara)
"wow it's fun being the most powerful person in a room" (gojo satoru)
I Am So Fucking Mad (jinx arcane)
well. that's gonna haunt me for a while (tomura shigaraki)
crazy girl fucks me to death asmr (general yandere. trust the process)
the guy has less than 8k youtube subscribers and less than 5k spotify listeners which is. crazy. check his stuff out it is. So Fucking Good.
#the yandere one is So Fucking Funny. SO MANY MURDER SEX PUNS...???#music#music rec#darrnell bradley#róisín seoighe's listenership more than doubled when i posted about her so. let's see if we can do anything for this guy fksjdj#jjk#bnha#arcane#across the spiderverse
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Character Reference: Ocossu
jeeze this is long
can't read my handwriting? Yeah, me neither!
Ocossu is a middle child amidst 8 siblings, all in line for the throne in one of the deeper Zora Domains. He's an elder brother to both Viri and Kenne ( @kenneduck )-- not so high up the totem pole that he can seriously vie for inheritance, but not so low that he can be completely ignored like Viri.
While some of his brothers are social butterflies, Ocossu is a social chameleon, blending into any social situation by adopting whatever actions or options are popular or status quo at the time. He's sort of lost amidst the chaos of having so many aggressive and/or conniving siblings, and the way he survives is by sucking up to the strongest player in the room. He doesn't have a great sense of self.
For all his pettiness and passive-aggressiveness, In reality he's a bit of a prissy wimp when confronted. Not exactly a great guy...
But he glows in the dark, his parents are trying to marry him off as a political bargaining chip, and he can rip out a chunk of flesh with a single bite-- what more could you ask for in a guy?!
#Zora#oc#Loz#cookiecutter#shark#uh oh! Trouble's a-brewin'!#reference#He's a bit of a bitch hahaha#ocossu: “accost you” or “of course sir” yeheheh see that?? Double meaning?? name pun?!?!?!
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