#dorks i say!!!

[cool-island-songs]

t4t creek fic for my friend's birthday, rated T for testosterone :3

[unpretty]

the ubiquity of disposable vapes with fucking screens and bluetooth connectivity and big fucking batteries you can't even charge that all get thrown in the trash is just. it makes me feel like we owe the guys with the big robodick vapes an apology. they were out here figuring out rigs where you only ever have to replace one little metal coil every two weeks, mixing up potions to maximize clouds while carefully monitoring their nicotine dosages, and they got mocked into the stratosphere. and now the bestseller at the gas station is a bootleg elfbar with so much nicotine it's terrifying. where is the justice.

[bubbarnes]

“... I just hope you have it all, okay? you deserve everything.”

[loversandantiheroes]

It fascinates me a little that so many people went in for Astarion when the suave, manipulative, dangerous but secretly traumatized persona was all they knew him for, but then lost interest when the mask came off and they saw the strange, goofy, uncertain mess of a man underneath. Because honestly, my experience was the exact opposite of that. Like yeah yeah, ok sure, hot vampire, that's fine I guess, but wait, you mean to tell me he tells terrible jokes and sasses everybody and embroiders and is generally just a sad wet cat of a man? Honey sign me tf up.

[inacatastrophicmind]

[ineffable-romantics]

Thank GOD for those new promo pics.... I've always said this was the way I picture Aziraphale in modern day if he'd been the demon instead, and now I have the perfect angel!Crowley to match!

[peopleareaproblem]

Colourblind Fiyero

I'm sure I'm not the first person to have this idea but I thought of this literally half-asleep at 1 AM and bolted up to note it down.

Anyway what if movie!Fiyero is red/green colourblind and when he and Feldspar almost run over Elphaba, he doesn't see the Elphaba on the left, but the one on the right? reblog if u think the girl on the left is j-

And the reason he looks like this when he sees her face:

... is not because he is realising it's too late to stop himself from saying the words "blended in with the foliage" to the green girl, but because he has two eyes and a heart and just saw Cynthia Erivo in the woods. (And Feldspar sure as shit doesn't notice anything either because horses cannot see red and he is used to people looking kinda green.)

Fiyero arrives at Shiz well after everyone sings a song about how green and annyoing Elphaba is, and the day after he arrives Galinda has taken her under her wing and made her popular, causing people to stop talking shit. So, what if Fiyero just does not find out Elphaba is green until like 2/3rds through the movie? He just straight up misses it, does not know she is an outcast, and just thinks she isn't into him for some bizarre reason. And only when he finds out she has green skin does he realise that he said the foliage thing, which she would definitely have taken as a jab, and actually he was incredibly rude to her. ... Oh no.

LOOK. Obviously I love that Fiyero just is not Fantasy Racist™ and doesn't think there's anything wrong with Elphaba being green. HOWEVER, wouldn't it be funny if-

[restlesskeychains]

Odysseus is on a date with Penelope and he wants to impress her so he just starts rapping

[abd-illustrates]

Genuine question, how does it feel to see people enjoying your work and characters? Do you ever see something and go "how did they know??" Do you know about all the obscure shipping combinations, or the headcanons like "these two characters would get along/hate each other". This is probably worded really weirdly I'm trying my best to make it coherent

It's always super encouraging and super humbling to see folks connecting with my characters!

But yes it can also be quite uncanny too, in the sense that multiple times now posts have come across my timeline from somebody being like "oh imagine if this" and I've had to scroll past it while fighting the urge to comment ">:3c" because it's genuinely managed to predict something that I've had long-term plans to include in the story XD

[splickedylit]

moggettt asked: Hey!! For art suggestions, possibly a Mike Chilton? Love that burner boi;; (I've been listening to Underdog by Kasabian and it has big motorcity vibes 🔥)

Yes!!!! Ah! My boy!!!!!! I saw a clip from Motorcity again the other day and it was Mike just cheerfully hopping backwards out of a window many stories up apparently just on the cheerful assurance that he'd figure something out on the way down, and. I love this fucking doofus. What a good main character lmao

Bonus: wet >>>>:(

[technically-human]

The cat queen…?

The Cat Queen

ko-fi

[conjuring-ghouls]

He has no business being this dorky and cute

[mety-zah-potato-knight]

i may be more than a little late, but here's some mario and luigi brothership and other brotherly shenanigans

[qveenpoppy]

"There's a couple of takes [in the lunch scene] where I just wanted to say [to Wolf], 'God, you're such a dork.' But in the way where it's like, 'You're so cute; you're such a dork.'"

-- Teddy Sears, in a recent interview about Episode 8

[the-labyrinth-of-me]

they didn't cut this from the game on purpose, did they

[dragoncarrion]

sketch dump 🤯 bunch of concepts for some tf oc story..

the satellite headpiece (?) was partly inspired by patchworkpoison's windblade design aehm