#Splickedydoodles

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One of two commissions for @beanellinies! Sweet Troll Jesus in the style of my ornate card suit people. Detail shots, because I had a lot of fun getting all 11 other ancestors in there in one form or another.

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Neither god nor man will stop me from writing post-game content where Gamzee gets to be an actual character and a fuck-up and fucked up and a person instead of a punchline thank you for coming to my TED talk

Neither god nor man has tried to stop me from writing aliens touching each other's faces, bodies and horns in a nonsexual but somehow erotic-adjacent way, but they wouldn't be able to do that either. If they were theoretically trying to.

Chapters: 1/1 Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Karkat Vantas & Gamzee Makara & Jane Crocker, Implied Gamzee Makara/Jane Crocker Characters: Jane Crocker, Karkat Vantas, Gamzee Makara Additional Tags: Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, Pale Porn (Homestuck), Feral Behavior, By our powers combined we can make Romantic Taming a tag come on guys, Bathing/Washing, Relationship Negotiation, This is a “Gamzee Is A Nuanced Character Who Deserves To Be Nuanced Goddammit” Zone, Pale Threesome, and by threesome I mean that clown gets fucking TOPPED high five, Complicated Relationships, Mentioned Pale/Flush Vacillation, (the gamjane leg of the situation not the gamkar part), humans am i right., Post-Canon, By which I mean I haven’t read the “canon” epilogues and don’t intend to, but the game’s over and the gang’s all here. for better or worse lol Summary:

When you’ve pictured hunting Gamzee down in this new world and kicking his scrawny ass, somehow you’ve always imagined it in some ill-gotten highblood megahive somewhere. That you’d find him living in squalorous luxury like any entitled highblood on Alternia, scheming and plotting.

The picture you got sent is of a flat gray beach, no hive in sight. Just a blurry figure with a mane of wild hair and curving horns, half-hidden behind a rock in front of an angry, stone-grey ocean. And now, all of a sudden, the word feral is back in your thinkpan and it won’t come out.

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Anonymous asked: bill cipher

Ahh, the triangle of the hour! Experiencing a real renaissance on the old hellsite at the moment lmao. Here's this asshole! He can switch his eye and mouth interchangably but tends not to because for SOME reason humans find it "unnerving", "nauseating", "freakish" and "disgusting" 🙄

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Anonymous asked: it seems like you're another big guy liker and i saw you mention d20, so would you draw kinskin? pwease.... 🥺

IT'S OVER BETWEEN US KINGSKIN!!!!!! >8,U

(Bonus) Anonymous asked: art request: Kingskin from dimension 20 and/or Rich in the "I love my slut dad" crop top)

👀💦yeah okay

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Anonymous asked: Hello!! For art requests, perhaps some zolu? (Zoro and Luffy)

b0yskylark asked: Splickedy!! Maybe you can draw your favorite One Piece ship?? Personally I think if Zoro and Sanji kissed a lil they'd calm tf down lol

I do find Zosan pretty delightful--LOVE a rivals-to-rival/lovers pairing--and for that matter, Franky/Robin is GREAT and whips ass and both pairings were on the candidate list. But lbr I'm a huge sucker for that captain/first mate intense loyalty "til death do us part and you're not allowed to die" shit. plus Luffy being all but canonically ace means I can bring my no-holds-barred-all-romance-no-sex moirail agenda to yet another pairing which is GREAT for me emotionally. eue

What I'm saying is yo ho yo ho a pirates little late afternoon nap holding hands like otters so I don't drift away for me yar har

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Addendum: live feed from the author chat

In honor of new novella! It turns out I CAN be stopped but mostly by my own art block lol. But it's time for 6OAT 6OYS TEXT POSTS 6: I CAN FINALLY INCLUDE SOL NOW HOORAY

(1/2/3/4/5/6/?)

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It's been a very long time... Katekyo Hitman Reborn, genesis of my love of The Guard Dog and specifically The Guard Dog who's in love with their boss. Gokudera has two hands!!! They're both full of dynamite but if Yamamoto and Tsuna hold one each he can't blow people up in a desperate attempt to prove his worth lmao.

EDIT apparently it's Gokudera's birthday which I did not know. This is a WILD coincidence but if anybody asks I did it on purpose.

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oh so he's like. MAD mad.

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moggettt asked: Hey!! For art suggestions, possibly a Mike Chilton? Love that burner boi;; (I've been listening to Underdog by Kasabian and it has big motorcity vibes 🔥)

Yes!!!! Ah! My boy!!!!!! I saw a clip from Motorcity again the other day and it was Mike just cheerfully hopping backwards out of a window many stories up apparently just on the cheerful assurance that he'd figure something out on the way down, and. I love this fucking doofus. What a good main character lmao

Bonus: wet >>>>:(

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me, drawing floaty flashback Gamzee:

(Also I always hesitate to @ people but @drorey you DID ask me to @ you when this was out and I DID make myself a reminder and hold onto it for months lolol)

Chapters: 1/17 Rating: Mature Relationships: Gamzee Makara & Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Karkat Vantas, Gamzee Makara, Lord English (Homestuck), Doc Scratch (Homestuck), Homestuck Ensemble, Calliope (Homestuck), The Felt (Homestuck), It’s really a ‘everybody is around doing things’ fic I genuinely don’t know how to tag this Additional Tags: Winter Soldier Pastiche, with everything that entails so read carefully!, Humanstuck, Urban Fantasy, Home-Brew Magic System Shit Don’t @ Me, Time Shenanigans, Karkat Vantas Makes Bad Decisions This Is A Forewarning, Polyamory Negotiations, Hurt/Comfort, Lord English’s Fun-Time Brainwashing Time-Travel Torture Gang, Aftermath Of…… Everything….., Past Torture, (physical/psychological/spiritual/emotional–largely inexplicit but not entirely), Past Brainwashing, Possession, implied/referenced past rape/non-con, (implied sexually as well but only shown in nonsexual Cal-flavored intimacy/tenderness), God Finds It Funny To Hurt You But He Also Won’t Let You Die, Let’s be real: plotty gamzee whump with a, Happy Ending

Summary:

Your name is Karkat Vantas. You’ve got a vigilante team of freaks and weirdos to run, and a city to protect, and a long-dead crab-god under your skin, and a ring on a chain around your neck, and an axe to grind with Alternia City’s most infamous gang. You’re going to hunt the Scratch down, come hell or high water, and make them pay. And whoever their new pet murderer is, he’s not going to stop you.

AKA Winter Soldier Gamkar Fic, Work of Many Decades, Pride and Joy!!!!!!  This is for the folks who have consistently matched my clown-related freak all this time! I love you!! Mind the tags but also enjoy!!!

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hectic holiday season totally forgot to post these terrible old people for @quadrants-zines Love At First Spite. Portrait of a kismesissitude whose functionality directly translates to the death of millions :o)

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I missed the homestuck time of the morning by 20 minutes, RIP. thanks for the impromptu little request night, y'all

EDIT: more of them!!!!

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APOSTLE. DID YOU REALLY THINK HE COULD MAKE YOU SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT.

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A glowing endorsement! :D  I’m very very proud of this fic and SO excited to post this chapter, haha. 

Chapter 10 -  Poisoned Tongues, Dragon Stones Fandom: Motorcity Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Post-Apocalypse, Dragons, Lord Vanquisher, King of Detroit hereafter haha, The Smiling Dragon, Pre-Poly, Mutual Pining, Post-Apocalyptic Future-Fantasy, Slow Burn, Mike is ridiculous and makes bad choices for LOVE and CHIVALRY: the fic Summary:

It doesn’t matter how far you fall. If you really care about your king, and the people you love, there’s always more you can give.

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#MIKE IS RIDICULOUS AND MAKES BAD CHOICES FOR LOVE AND CHIVALRY: THE CHAPTER

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it seems there's a gamkar week happening! I'm with y'all in spirit lmao. one of the pale ships of all time. to me.

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Thanks to everybody who pitched in suggestions for Impromptu Ship Night II: Son of Request Night. :D I'm not writing that Erikar light novel but. I'm tempted.