#doof is such a dad

[cursed4myhubris]

Ellie escapes after the inator blows up but eventually comes back to check out Evil Inc. because Ancients are these two funny to watch. Meanwhile Heinz is confused why this kid keeps appearing in his Evil Lair(TM), she does give some useful suggestions for his inators. Where did she learn all this? And where are her parents?

Ellie "I don't have parents" Phantom: Well you see...

*one concerning conversation later*

Doof *+1 Daughter added to inventory*: Vanessa! Come meet your new sister!

Also Doof, the next day: - Now behold Perry the Platypus, the Adopt-inator! It will change all the records in the Tristate Area so that I have legal guardianship over my newest henchman, Ellie Doofenshmirtz!

*Camera cuts to Ellie standing under a spotlight wearing a too-big lab coat waving at Perry/the audience*

Perry just shrugs and pretends he hasn't already picked the lock on the trap.

DP x PnF Prompt 1

Doofinshmirtz: - and with my new Ghost Magnet-inator I shall ruin Roger’s haunted house and take over the Tristate Area and there is nothing you can do about it Perry the Platapus.

[inator activation noises]

Doofinshmritz: Mwahahaha!

[big clank]

Perry: ….

Doofinshmirtz: …

Perry: [platapus noises]

Doofinshmirtz: no, Perry the Platapus, I did not make a Little Girl Magnet-Inator

Ellie*stuck on a magnet*: … why is that platypus teal?

[platypi-guy]

The "I'm not taking advice from a man dating a platypus" / "You're dating a platypus you don't get a say in this" bit will never not be funny to me. Everytime I see it I start smiling, no matter how sad I am.

[crystalqueerenby]

Sometimes I forget that the mother from phineas and ferb was a pop star and astrophysicist.

[slushie5544]

WHY!?

WHY DID I LOOK UP CORPSE BRIDE (Mind you my all time favorite Tim Burton movie ever made) WHILE IM WRITING MY LOVES PINING AND NOW ALL I SEE IS THEM DUETING THE SONG AND I SWEAR TO GOD I MAKE ANOTHE TGOD DAMN AU BEFORE I EVEN FINISH THIS ONE I AM GOING TO ACTAULLY EXPLODE

(See tags for the rest of this shit idea)

[zivaninja]

eastenders what the FUCK

[blackkat15]

FUCK these toxic boy moms.

Let's give it up for girl dads!

[citrighost]

between art fight and grinding to make these charms before the order date, I need a break for some little indulgent song doodles

[biro-slay]

So, you know how people say Monogram is evil because he doesn't pay Karl. Apparently he is also just an asshole. All I am saying is, Karl turning evil in that one episode was completely understandable.

[youngerfrankenstein]

IF I’M GONNA BE A CONQUERER

AND WIN MY FATHERS LOVE!

I’LL TAKE IT TO THE PEOPLE

WITH THE EAGLE NOT THE DOVE!

IF THERE’S ONE THING THAT OBEDIENCE

IS SYMPTOMATIC OF!

IT’S W-E-A-P-O-N-R-Y

WEAPONRY! FROM ABOVE!

[lesbianjennybrown]

I saw the T-Rex arms and I knew they needed the headphones

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

wait concept: Perry is asked to have a young agent in training with him for one day, so they can observe an agent on mission. When Perry goes to fight Doofenshmirtz, Doof ends up not wanting to fight when he sees that very young agent in training; he says it's because he doesn't want to help owca train more agents that could defeat him. So instead of fighting today, Doof and Perry will make sure this young agent is happy and spoiled (so they'd want to join the side of Doofenshmirtz of course!)

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Why must a twitter post make me choose who has the worst parnets between Horrid Henry, Doofenshmirtz, Priya from Total Drama Island and Sora from Lego Ninjago??? They all got shit parents in different ways, there's no contest between them.

[most-tragic-character-tournament]

for context of that Fangle vs Foxica ask:

at some point the fnaf fandom was obsessed with making videos about shipping Foxy with Mangle (fangle) or Foxy with Chica (foxica) while the other was incredibly jealous, and these videos would alost always span on for a full series with drama and angst and everything.

there were so many of these animations almost the entire fandom knew/knows about them it was honestly funny.

Ooooookayokay now I see. that would be hilarious

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[thelasthalloween]

Usually I wish MML had more appreciation but if it got big enough I know we would see theories about Milo being evil or some shit like that and I would not be able to handle that

[evilkitten3]

membrane and doof get along for five minutes and then doof sees membrane dismiss dib as crazy and berates him for not doing real science and then its ON SIGHT, this is HIS supernatural obsessed son now, FUCK YOU

they'd be like anime rivals except entirely one-sided. membrane would forget his existence five minutes later and doof has declared him his sworn arch rival ("after you, perry the platypus, of course" *understanding platypus chitter*)

[cleverclove]

Imagine your dad literally gets an award-winning show dog who he loves more than you to the point where he names it ONLY SON