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guys I swear I haven't vanished I just started therapy and it's a lot of big feelings
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phineas and ferb episode that is rated pg13 so they are allowed one f-bomb. candace keeps trying to find the perfect situation to use it but every time she tries she gets interrupted or drowned out by a comically loud horn. meanwhile doofenshmirtz has made the censor-inator because now that they're pg13 he's convinced that vanessa doesnt know any swear words (she knows all of them) and that she'll explode if she hears someone say "shit" so he wants to make the entire tri-state area child-friendly. he flies it over danville in his official blimp and a one-off joke is that his laser hits a rated r movie that's a clear parody of the human centipede or someshit and it turns into a barney-the-dinosaur-ass psa. at the last second perry destroys the inator and knocks it out of the blimp and it fires off one more laser that censors out phineas and ferb's invention before mom can get home. candace tries to finally drop her one-allowed cuss but her voice has given out. perry comes back and makes a little platypus noise (all of those have been swear words the whole time but because nobody speaks platypus nobody notices) and then part of doof's machine crashes into the house (candace is in charge) and ferb says "what the fuck"
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“May I kiss you?”
@adhdoofenshmirtz Thank you for always inspiring me ❤️
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Pretend I'm new to Doofenshmirtz and you want to convince me to simp for him. (With screenshots and everything) This is your moment
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headcanons for what happened between defeating 2d doof and having their minds erased
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Pretend I'm new to Doofenshmirtz and you want to convince me to simp for him. (With screenshots and everything) This is your moment
#I have a lot of good doof scs#Bonus of this message I sent the gc:#guys I think I'm delulu why is doof actually kinda cute?
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