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Do you think Perry ever mixes up being mindless and sentient?

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Well I'll be honest, I don't really understand!

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*perry breaks into doof's office*

"Ah, Perry the Platypus! How expected of you! And by expected, i mean COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED!

No seriously, Perry, why are you here. It's my day off from evil."

And they hang out together the rest of the day

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I really wanted to draw flirty Heinz and @agentlizardofowca was kind enough to provide me with amazing scenario and dialogues 🤭

Perryshmirtz established relationship

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Just out of curiosity

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In which Perry finds a way to slowdance (and succeeds they make out right after)

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I may be odd, but that ok. Because everyone is unique in their own way

My lil bro, does not wear shoes

This quirky girl became a witch, her name is Luz

Libby writes poetry

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i forgot doof’s hat ik but be nice 2 me

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so like btw therapy, no workie, anyway I'm bad at using tumblr

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all i want is a super hero story where the villain is monologuing and the hero doesnt interrupt!!! like the villain is going on and on but when he looks at the hero, expecting them to have escaped or fallen asleep or some rude gag, he sees the hero listening intently, asking him to go on and telling him that its fascinating. and so this happens every time the villain captures the hero, he does his monologue and the hero actually pays attention!! and so the villain starts actually just telling the hero why hes a villain, whatever drove him to do this, he just talks. and the hero listens. and they become friends, they work through the villains issues and reintroduce himto normal life and its pure!! and nice!!! and i just want villains working through their shit with the hero yknow?? if you know any examples of something like this tell me because i l i ve for it

tldr: hero listens to villain’s monologue because its interesting!! and he put time into it!!! eventual trust and friendship

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I just hope now that Dan knows platypuses glow under UV light, that we get to see that

Bonus:

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Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

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guys I swear I haven't vanished I just started therapy and it's a lot of big feelings

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phineas and ferb episode that is rated pg13 so they are allowed one f-bomb. candace keeps trying to find the perfect situation to use it but every time she tries she gets interrupted or drowned out by a comically loud horn. meanwhile doofenshmirtz has made the censor-inator because now that they're pg13 he's convinced that vanessa doesnt know any swear words (she knows all of them) and that she'll explode if she hears someone say "shit" so he wants to make the entire tri-state area child-friendly. he flies it over danville in his official blimp and a one-off joke is that his laser hits a rated r movie that's a clear parody of the human centipede or someshit and it turns into a barney-the-dinosaur-ass psa. at the last second perry destroys the inator and knocks it out of the blimp and it fires off one more laser that censors out phineas and ferb's invention before mom can get home. candace tries to finally drop her one-allowed cuss but her voice has given out. perry comes back and makes a little platypus noise (all of those have been swear words the whole time but because nobody speaks platypus nobody notices) and then part of doof's machine crashes into the house (candace is in charge) and ferb says "what the fuck"