I know how to break an egg with only one hand, wanna kiss? (for aro reasons, this is a joke) Pfp by @purple-confusion
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The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.
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The Lincoln Assassination is really just wild if you think about it for a moment. The younger brother of one of the most famous actors in the country- himself a famous actor and heartthrob in his own right- killed the President in a theatre and yelled “Sic semper tyrannis,” a line often associated with Brutus, a character that his brother had famously played.
Like, imagine if Liam Hemsworth killed the Prime Minister of Australia at a red carpet movie premiere or something and yelled “I went for the head,” and Chris had to leave the Avengers press tour to tell everyone, “I swear I had nothing to do with this.” Imagine how weird that would be.
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would commissioning horny art of my book be freak behaviour, or no
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Upd8...?
That's right. Homestuck, the animated pilot, brought to you by the incredible folks at Spindleroo and featuring the talents of the cast and crew below.
Stay tuned for more!
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Arnold Schwarzenegger mpreg movie
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He is a nice kid. I suppose I approve.
(and a bonus)

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you can't tell me than if he was to go through with it, he wouldn't fumble it harder than anyone's ever fumbled before
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internet safety we were taught as kids: don't share ANY personal information with ANYONE EVER the british government: you don't want to give these random third parties your photo or driving licence showing your name, birthday, address and signature? are you perhaps a nonce?
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hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece
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